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blarglestheclown

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:12/26/2010
Last Login:12/08/2015
Location:Florida
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Times Content Favorited:135 times
Total Comments Made:1708
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#31 - Ive worked security for 5 years, I beg to differ that Id fight…  [+] (26 replies) 07/29/2015 on Physics glitch -1
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#67 - JonathanNowFuckYou (07/29/2015) [-]
for fuck sake can we JUST ONCE mention fighting without the '300 confirmed neck snaps alpha kung fu priest' coming out and preaching to the masses?
If it isn't already a rule of the internet, it should be.
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#69 - blarglestheclown (07/29/2015) [-]
Sorry you felt that ay about my post it wasn't meant to be conveyed as such.
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#70 - JonathanNowFuckYou (07/29/2015) [-]
Now I feel bad... you're supposed to validate my prejudice not respond with such good grace and courtesy. 10/10 would role-reverse again.

Seriously though man I'm just an asshole
#72 - blarglestheclown (07/29/2015) [-]
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its all good, we all are to an extent.
#32 - comradvlad (07/29/2015) [-]
Bro you worked security? You must be hardcore.
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#33 - blarglestheclown (07/29/2015) [-]
to be specific a bouncer
I'm sorry it requires social interaction something you know very little about apparently. Ive had knives and guns pulled on me, Ive had to defend myself.
but don't worry random internet guy you can think what ya want. Your insignificant opinion bears no meaning to me.
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#41 - assyria (07/29/2015) [-]
fuck these guys, man.
i had a bouncer save my ass from getting merced after the crazy ass bouncer charged straight into a guy pointing a gun at me.
respect, bro.
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#42 - blarglestheclown (07/29/2015) [-]
thanks bro appreciate it.
Right? try and have a conversation on FJ and might as well have doused myself in lighter fluid. Immediate flame fest.

That bouncer deserves a raise
#47 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]
no offense mate, and i do get what you are saying and repsect it, but the way you talk you sound like a pretentious entitled little bitch, hence the red thumbs

i'm sure if you had worded your ideas differently, people would be praising you, it's just how the internet works
#49 - blarglestheclown (07/29/2015) [-]
Thanks bud
appreciate the feedback, my bad. didn't mean to come off that way, like I said could be becasue I literally rolled out of bed 30 minutes ago.
Meh red thumbs dont bother me. As long as Ive lurked this site never seen someone die from red thumbs... yet
#35 - comradvlad (07/29/2015) [-]
Lol omg a bouncer? WOWIE SORRY, you tottaly ARE HARDCORE! Must have been shitty ass bouncer since you get butt hurt and start insulting people that make a comment on some random website. What makes you think i have no social life? Just curious...
#92 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]
You're a faggot that has presented no rational argument. What else do you fail at?
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#36 - blarglestheclown (07/29/2015) [-]
butt hurt? says the kid having a full blown hissy fit at the moment lol
I let the OP of this comment thread know not everyone on this sites not a defenseless weeabo neck beard, so you decided to test your third grade trolling techniques. Which didn't work obviously becasue im quite clam

me saying your opinion has no bearing on me is dismissing you as some 14 year old edge lord who wants to blow a single reply out of proportion, go back to whatever cesspool bred you on the internet please
#43 - comradvlad (07/29/2015) [-]
"your insignificant opinion bears no meaning to me"? Then why did you reply you fucking tard. Jesus christ I can actually HEAR the fedora on your fucking head. LMAO. You do realize being a lard ass and standing in front of the door doesnt make you a fighter right? It makes you a fatass working for a place to shitty too afford real security.

So far yout said that I have no social life and am apperantly 14 based on the fact that I made fun of you because youre proud to have worked security for some no name place. You should go get checked for autism. BTW heres a picture of what this 14 year old drives to his no life gatherings. Just curious what you're pushing rambo.
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#44 - blarglestheclown (07/29/2015) [-]
No playing college football and fighting since I was in middle school to protect my nerd friends made me a fighter
A.) congrats you're consumerist America numero uno "I drive a expensive car my life has meaning" I deal with your type all day, who's to even say that's your car?
B.) becasue I just woke up im bored and I enjoy seeing fuck boys get riled up. IE having a full blown Aspie fit on a keyboard to try and prove that hes not an autist
C.) I dont care about you or anything about what you do, you could die tomorrow and Id go on living life happily
D.) Im head of security at 2 clubs in Florida I dont need your bull shit opinion to be validated.
#45 - comradvlad (07/29/2015) [-]
HEAD OF SECURITY HOLY SHIT. So you're the guy that brings me girls and asks if there's anything else he can do for me while im getting fucked up in the VIP area?

THat being said maybe you should reexamine who the aspie is.

1. Some random guy makes a generalization about fj users.
2. You feel it necessary to point out how it does not apply to you as you were super duper security guy.
3. Random guy makes a paul blart joke.
4. You start insulting him based on nothing (14, social life etc.)
5. Now you are HEAD of security for TWO WHOLE CLUBS.
6. Also repeat constantly how you don't need my opinions to be validated even though you reply to every one of my opinions.

Well buddy at least you know your ABCs so technically you are overqualified for your security position.
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#48 - blarglestheclown (07/29/2015) [-]
I'm just waiting for you to get all the pent up aggression off your chest lil guy, go ahead. Get it all out there.
For someone with a perfect life you sure are interested in this internet argument.
I'm just passing time while my foods in the oven and laughing at this guy who so vehemently hates me for making a post, that has nothing to do with him I might add.
pardon "Super Duper" I didn't even mention I was a head of security or that Ive been through shit until you came at me

YOURE the guy having to post a car to feel like hes relevant and chasing gratification through material needs. Not I.
#50 - comradvlad (07/29/2015) [-]
The only reason i posted the car was because you said i was 14 and had no social life. I thought it was an appropriate picture to prove both assumptions wrong. I have no aggression, I just made a paul blart joke. You're the one who keeps making personal attacks. First i was 14 and asocial, then I became a consumerist with an empty life. Buddy you are the one with something to prove apparently. You keep throwing out details about how awesome your security skills are, how you protected your nerd friends, how you played football in college, etc. If you don't have anything to prove why are you trying so hard?
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#51 - blarglestheclown (07/29/2015) [-]
This is going nowhere fast
have a good day bud let that aggression go.
#52 - comradvlad (07/29/2015) [-]
Finally something we agree on. However good sir i still contest that the aggression is on your end.

GOD DAY!
#53 - comradvlad (07/29/2015) [-]
good*
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#39 - blarglestheclown (07/29/2015) [-]
yeah I had caught that Way too late

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#79 - greensofa (07/29/2015) [-]
But it's good to ask people to "clam down" so i'ts fine
#45 - I hear ya but still theres fine line between taking punishment…  [+] (4 replies) 07/28/2015 on Look at the wind up on this... -1
#97 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
I don't think he's trying to get sympathy, it just fucking hurt, is all. Screaming when you're in pain is a pretty natural reaction. Being able to silently withstand pain is something you have to learn, and some people learn quicker than others.
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#46 - minorian (07/28/2015) [-]
He isn't a man, he's a kid. That's my point. He's a kid, he's allowed to whine. I think the last thing that was on his mind at that moment was sympathy.
#86 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
allowed to whine like that at his age?
no
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#63 - blarglestheclown (07/28/2015) [-]
Guess that's the problem then his parents raised him to be a child and not a man.

#36 - "100pounds of force" you cant be ******* serious  [+] (2 replies) 07/28/2015 on Look at the wind up on this... +13
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#51 - mattdoggy (07/28/2015) [-]
son, did you see how many times he winded up that punch?
That kids lucky to have a face left
#88 - laughable (07/28/2015) [-]
#35 - little boys are usually the ones to get rekt, becasue they're …  [+] (7 replies) 07/28/2015 on Look at the wind up on this... -2
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#56 - kyrozor (07/28/2015) [-]
This my brother used to scream all the time and screech and cry and legit 90% of the time he was just faking even being in pain at all.

One time though I went to tap him on the side of the face and he moved so I ended up bitch slapping him full force upside the head and instantly feeling pretty bad about it. Haha.
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#37 - minorian (07/28/2015) [-]
I am not saying he didn't overreact, but he's a small kid. It's annoying when a kid screams like he just got run over by a truck, but look at that fucking right swing he got smacked into. By the way people talk about him, it sounds like they are small kids themselves, or just being edgy cunts
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#45 - blarglestheclown (07/28/2015) [-]
I hear ya but still theres fine line between taking punishment like a man and playing it up so you get sympathy
sitting on the ground howling like a wounded coyote is closer to the latter.
#97 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
I don't think he's trying to get sympathy, it just fucking hurt, is all. Screaming when you're in pain is a pretty natural reaction. Being able to silently withstand pain is something you have to learn, and some people learn quicker than others.
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#46 - minorian (07/28/2015) [-]
He isn't a man, he's a kid. That's my point. He's a kid, he's allowed to whine. I think the last thing that was on his mind at that moment was sympathy.
#86 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
allowed to whine like that at his age?
no
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#63 - blarglestheclown (07/28/2015) [-]
Guess that's the problem then his parents raised him to be a child and not a man.

#2 - such a horrendous scene.... loved the remake. Cant ima…  [+] (2 replies) 07/28/2015 on remember me? +1
#3 - kraussbrs (07/28/2015) [-]
which movie is it?
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#4 - blarglestheclown (07/28/2015) [-]
One of the flies

I don't think its the one with Goldblum, been awhile since Ive seen them

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGF9cZZaK-o
#5 - **blarglestheclown used "*roll picture*"** **blarglestheclo…  [+] (4 replies) 07/28/2015 on Gardener Misunderstanding +4
#8 - skyblueshinx (07/28/2015) [-]
**skyblueshinx used "*roll picture*"**
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Youtube have completely fucked over animators with their new algorithm.
Baisically they count minutes watched rather than view count - which means animators and other content creators who make videos that require a lot of time and effort make much less money then people who can constantly upload videos regularly like lets players.
TL;DR - youtube forced Egoraptor to "sell out"

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#10 - dvdfaust (07/28/2015) [-]
I think he means how ego has gone full sjw.
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#9 - halfblindguy (07/28/2015) [-]
is that why vines are always in compilations now?
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#16 - demcupcakes (07/28/2015) [-]
probably also explains why people have them repeat several times a video.