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blarggman

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Date Signed Up:1/04/2012
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#118 - ******* lost it on the Sonic Skyrim one 03/03/2015 on WebM Collection #3 +1
#221 - K. 02/27/2015 on The beauty of FunnyJunk 0
#40 - Oo oo do me!  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2015 on The beauty of FunnyJunk +4
User avatar #144 - mitdwit (02/26/2015) [-]
Intuition tells me I should definitely not do you.

But how could I resist oh boy
#221 - blarggman (02/27/2015) [-]
K.
#394 - That's true I guess. But since I'm a peasant can't afford PC t…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/25/2015 on master race 0
User avatar #397 - grasman (02/25/2015) [-]
A good PC isn't even that expensive.
If you buy the parts and build it yourself you can get a solid machine for 700-800€.
That would be 794-907$ I guess.
Roughly double the price of a new console.
#507 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/25/2015) [-]
That's inexpensive to you? I got my Xbox 360 for $100 used and it played everything out of the box without any building and even after dropping a bunch of money on (mostly used) games I only was up to a grand total of around $250 dollars. I don't know what planet 800+ dollars is considered "not even that expensive".
#512 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
Considering you have a laptop to browse funnyjunk on, if you combined the cost of it and the console with xbox live then you have the money for a good PC.
User avatar #514 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/25/2015) [-]
And if I took the money I spent on my laptop and internet connection I could have bought a PS3 and a WII as well. That statement means nothing.
User avatar #511 - emiyashirou (02/25/2015) [-]
What the bloody fuck? If I want to buy a new Xbox 360 now it costs me over $500, a used one I'd never get for below $250 unless it's completely broken. New games cost over $60 each.
User avatar #515 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/25/2015) [-]
Damn son, where do you live? New games are $60 here, but I almost never buy them new because that's stupid expensive. If you way six months to a year and get them used you can get them for a third of the price or less.
User avatar #516 - emiyashirou (02/25/2015) [-]
South Africa. Planning to emigrate, but I need to finish my studies first, so at the soonest I can emigrate at the end of 2018.
User avatar #517 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/25/2015) [-]
At least your country is kind of interesting. Where are you immigrating to?
User avatar #519 - emiyashirou (02/25/2015) [-]
My choices are open, but I'm considering Norway, Belgium and Japan as three of my top choices. Japan has fucking 2GB/s internet (GigaBYTE, not GigaBIT) for below $50 a month bruh
User avatar #526 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/25/2015) [-]
I've heard good things about Belgium, but Norway might not be best if you're brown; race relations will probably start to get pretty sour soon in the Nordic countries.

Japan and South Korea's internet is bomb, but you have to almost always live in the major cities for that, and I can't stand urban living personally.
User avatar #527 - emiyashirou (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm white, and considering my future career (chartered accountant), I'm most likely going to be city person.
User avatar #531 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/25/2015) [-]
If that works for you then more power to you. My vote is on Belgium.
User avatar #513 - emiyashirou (02/25/2015) [-]
This, combined with the fact that minimum wage here is $0.70 an hour, is why I am incapable of buying games or consoles.
#388 - Ah. Seems kind of soulless though, doesn't it?  [+] (15 new replies) 02/25/2015 on master race 0
User avatar #390 - sugoi (02/25/2015) [-]
It's more of a glorious Frankenstein monster since it literally has everything.
Not to mention we're talking about gaming, here who cares about soullessness in machines?
User avatar #394 - blarggman (02/25/2015) [-]
That's true I guess. But since I'm a peasant can't afford PC that can actually play games I'll stick with my consoles
User avatar #397 - grasman (02/25/2015) [-]
A good PC isn't even that expensive.
If you buy the parts and build it yourself you can get a solid machine for 700-800€.
That would be 794-907$ I guess.
Roughly double the price of a new console.
#507 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/25/2015) [-]
That's inexpensive to you? I got my Xbox 360 for $100 used and it played everything out of the box without any building and even after dropping a bunch of money on (mostly used) games I only was up to a grand total of around $250 dollars. I don't know what planet 800+ dollars is considered "not even that expensive".
#512 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
Considering you have a laptop to browse funnyjunk on, if you combined the cost of it and the console with xbox live then you have the money for a good PC.
User avatar #514 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/25/2015) [-]
And if I took the money I spent on my laptop and internet connection I could have bought a PS3 and a WII as well. That statement means nothing.
User avatar #511 - emiyashirou (02/25/2015) [-]
What the bloody fuck? If I want to buy a new Xbox 360 now it costs me over $500, a used one I'd never get for below $250 unless it's completely broken. New games cost over $60 each.
User avatar #515 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/25/2015) [-]
Damn son, where do you live? New games are $60 here, but I almost never buy them new because that's stupid expensive. If you way six months to a year and get them used you can get them for a third of the price or less.
User avatar #516 - emiyashirou (02/25/2015) [-]
South Africa. Planning to emigrate, but I need to finish my studies first, so at the soonest I can emigrate at the end of 2018.
User avatar #517 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/25/2015) [-]
At least your country is kind of interesting. Where are you immigrating to?
User avatar #519 - emiyashirou (02/25/2015) [-]
My choices are open, but I'm considering Norway, Belgium and Japan as three of my top choices. Japan has fucking 2GB/s internet (GigaBYTE, not GigaBIT) for below $50 a month bruh
User avatar #526 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/25/2015) [-]
I've heard good things about Belgium, but Norway might not be best if you're brown; race relations will probably start to get pretty sour soon in the Nordic countries.

Japan and South Korea's internet is bomb, but you have to almost always live in the major cities for that, and I can't stand urban living personally.
User avatar #527 - emiyashirou (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm white, and considering my future career (chartered accountant), I'm most likely going to be city person.
User avatar #531 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/25/2015) [-]
If that works for you then more power to you. My vote is on Belgium.
User avatar #513 - emiyashirou (02/25/2015) [-]
This, combined with the fact that minimum wage here is $0.70 an hour, is why I am incapable of buying games or consoles.
#383 - If PC games are so good, then why do you need to emulate conso…  [+] (18 new replies) 02/25/2015 on master race +28
#924 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
So you can show the console people that you can do everything on the pc
User avatar #387 - sugoi (02/25/2015) [-]
Nah bruh I think you misunderstand.
PC gaming is good because it includes both console games and PC games.
User avatar #388 - blarggman (02/25/2015) [-]
Ah. Seems kind of soulless though, doesn't it?
User avatar #390 - sugoi (02/25/2015) [-]
It's more of a glorious Frankenstein monster since it literally has everything.
Not to mention we're talking about gaming, here who cares about soullessness in machines?
User avatar #394 - blarggman (02/25/2015) [-]
That's true I guess. But since I'm a peasant can't afford PC that can actually play games I'll stick with my consoles
User avatar #397 - grasman (02/25/2015) [-]
A good PC isn't even that expensive.
If you buy the parts and build it yourself you can get a solid machine for 700-800€.
That would be 794-907$ I guess.
Roughly double the price of a new console.
#507 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/25/2015) [-]
That's inexpensive to you? I got my Xbox 360 for $100 used and it played everything out of the box without any building and even after dropping a bunch of money on (mostly used) games I only was up to a grand total of around $250 dollars. I don't know what planet 800+ dollars is considered "not even that expensive".
#512 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
Considering you have a laptop to browse funnyjunk on, if you combined the cost of it and the console with xbox live then you have the money for a good PC.
User avatar #514 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/25/2015) [-]
And if I took the money I spent on my laptop and internet connection I could have bought a PS3 and a WII as well. That statement means nothing.
User avatar #511 - emiyashirou (02/25/2015) [-]
What the bloody fuck? If I want to buy a new Xbox 360 now it costs me over $500, a used one I'd never get for below $250 unless it's completely broken. New games cost over $60 each.
User avatar #515 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/25/2015) [-]
Damn son, where do you live? New games are $60 here, but I almost never buy them new because that's stupid expensive. If you way six months to a year and get them used you can get them for a third of the price or less.
User avatar #516 - emiyashirou (02/25/2015) [-]
South Africa. Planning to emigrate, but I need to finish my studies first, so at the soonest I can emigrate at the end of 2018.
User avatar #517 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/25/2015) [-]
At least your country is kind of interesting. Where are you immigrating to?
User avatar #519 - emiyashirou (02/25/2015) [-]
My choices are open, but I'm considering Norway, Belgium and Japan as three of my top choices. Japan has fucking 2GB/s internet (GigaBYTE, not GigaBIT) for below $50 a month bruh
User avatar #526 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/25/2015) [-]
I've heard good things about Belgium, but Norway might not be best if you're brown; race relations will probably start to get pretty sour soon in the Nordic countries.

Japan and South Korea's internet is bomb, but you have to almost always live in the major cities for that, and I can't stand urban living personally.
User avatar #527 - emiyashirou (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm white, and considering my future career (chartered accountant), I'm most likely going to be city person.
User avatar #531 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/25/2015) [-]
If that works for you then more power to you. My vote is on Belgium.
User avatar #513 - emiyashirou (02/25/2015) [-]
This, combined with the fact that minimum wage here is $0.70 an hour, is why I am incapable of buying games or consoles.
#928 - Signing up for this god awful website. 02/24/2015 on Biggest regret in life? +5
#384 - please. 02/17/2015 on How are you guys surviving... 0
#382 - Eeeeeehhhhhhhhhh  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2015 on How are you guys surviving... 0
User avatar #383 - capslockrage (02/17/2015) [-]
u wana fuk or sumthin?
User avatar #384 - blarggman (02/17/2015) [-]
please.
#380 - ....... 'merica  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2015 on How are you guys surviving... 0
User avatar #381 - capslockrage (02/17/2015) [-]
'anaduh
#382 - blarggman (02/17/2015) [-]
Eeeeeehhhhhhhhhh
User avatar #383 - capslockrage (02/17/2015) [-]
u wana fuk or sumthin?
User avatar #384 - blarggman (02/17/2015) [-]
please.
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User avatar #5 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
hello im going to ask a dumb question
since you do not appear to play items may i please have your items and points to help out one of my friends
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#3 - slaskepott (02/06/2012) [-]
Thanks for pointing out the gif was a retoast. Was wondering why it didn't get more thu'ums seeing that it's hilarious :P
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Well, I applaud you for browsing newest uploads and leaving positive comments. *slow clap*
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