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Date Signed Up:10/27/2010
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#1307 - All I have to do is wait for his food bar to run out, then set…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2013 on I think i'll live 0
User avatar #1319 - hammarhead (03/27/2013) [-]
But if this is my character, he is well stocked, and well armed.... I'm going to rape me....
User avatar #1339 - blaisexautopsy (03/27/2013) [-]
Well if we're going with that route, then I am as well, I'm just more careless in this game then most.
#1262 - I think I might be okay.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/27/2013 on I think i'll live 0
User avatar #1298 - hammarhead (03/27/2013) [-]
god no, I'm fucked, he could kill you in a day, and live anywhere! D:
User avatar #1307 - blaisexautopsy (03/27/2013) [-]
All I have to do is wait for his food bar to run out, then set him on fire. XD
Unless it's on peaceful mode, then I'm screwed.
User avatar #1319 - hammarhead (03/27/2013) [-]
But if this is my character, he is well stocked, and well armed.... I'm going to rape me....
User avatar #1339 - blaisexautopsy (03/27/2013) [-]
Well if we're going with that route, then I am as well, I'm just more careless in this game then most.
#1255 - You can never escape... 03/27/2013 on I think i'll live 0
#29 - TRUE STORY!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2013 on blaisexautopsy's profile 0
#30 - atrumaliger (03/24/2013) [-]
HURBUBHURBUBHURBUB
#27 - OH! XD I am a serial friend-accepter :3  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2013 on blaisexautopsy's profile 0
#28 - atrumaliger (03/24/2013) [-]
Makes sense. IT WAS MADE TO BE.
#29 - blaisexautopsy (03/24/2013) [-]
TRUE STORY!
#30 - atrumaliger (03/24/2013) [-]
HURBUBHURBUBHURBUB
#25 - I am not sure, did you comment on the comment I made???  [+] (5 new replies) 03/24/2013 on blaisexautopsy's profile 0
#26 - atrumaliger (03/24/2013) [-]
There's a possibility.. That seems to be an MO. Find someone in the comments who actually knows what they're talking about, reply and friend.


I AM A SERIAL FRIEND-INVITER.
#27 - blaisexautopsy (03/24/2013) [-]
OH! XD
I am a serial friend-accepter :3
#28 - atrumaliger (03/24/2013) [-]
Makes sense. IT WAS MADE TO BE.
#29 - blaisexautopsy (03/24/2013) [-]
TRUE STORY!
#30 - atrumaliger (03/24/2013) [-]
HURBUBHURBUBHURBUB
#450 - Oh yes, I'm sure she is, but the horrible thing is that there … 03/23/2013 on Ouch, Right in the Jimmies 0
#448 - It's really unfortunate how true it is about human stupidity. 03/23/2013 on Ouch, Right in the Jimmies 0
#446 - I can see as to why you would think this, but I am being genui…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2013 on Ouch, Right in the Jimmies 0
User avatar #449 - andalitemadness (03/23/2013) [-]
Not you, I meant the girl in the picture. The girl who asked the question on Yahoo Answers. I was saying she was probably a troll.
User avatar #450 - blaisexautopsy (03/23/2013) [-]
Oh yes, I'm sure she is, but the horrible thing is that there are some people like this
#445 - You do have a point, but like I said, just saying because some… 03/23/2013 on Ouch, Right in the Jimmies 0
#443 - Yessir. 03/23/2013 on Ouch, Right in the Jimmies 0
#441 - I wasn't thinking it would turn you off to women, it just give… 03/23/2013 on Ouch, Right in the Jimmies 0
#440 - Lol just doing my duty as a fellow human being. :D 03/23/2013 on Ouch, Right in the Jimmies 0
#438 - Lol I'm trying to respond to all of them, but it turned into a… 03/23/2013 on Ouch, Right in the Jimmies 0
#437 - That is very noble of you :3 03/23/2013 on Ouch, Right in the Jimmies 0
#104 - True true :3 03/21/2013 on Ouch, Right in the Jimmies 0
#103 - Always had a problem with whose and who's thanks :3 Also I… 03/21/2013 on Ouch, Right in the Jimmies 0
#37 - Que?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2013 on Ouch, Right in the Jimmies -1
User avatar #39 - badgerbaiting (03/21/2013) [-]
More than anything, the childish reaction of "I was drunk, it wasn't my fault". As someone who used to regularly drink to excess, I understand and accept that being wasted is not a get out of jail free card. It just highlights your own inability to look after yourself and means you aren't fit to be a functioning member of society.

Not that it should interest you; but yes, I do have a handle on my drinking now and I haven't blacked out in 4 months.

Also the blatant materialism and admission that she is basically a human leech (see: "can't survive without alimony").

The final reason I shall give is the fact that she says "[her] husband [will] take everything away from [her]". After an admission she can't survive without alimony it begs the question, what has she done to deserve it? I have worked for everything I own, and work 2 part time jobs to pay my way through an engineering degree. I never wanted or asked for a leg up, why the fuck should she need one?
#35 - Hats off to your Mom good sir, she is a gentlewoman and a scho…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2013 on Ouch, Right in the Jimmies +1
#436 - doctorque (03/22/2013) [-]
you actually took the time to respond to the comments

nice
User avatar #438 - blaisexautopsy (03/23/2013) [-]
Lol I'm trying to respond to all of them, but it turned into a huge thing. 0.o
It's been hard to keep up now! haha
#34 - I can admit when I'm being hormonal, and weird, and let's face…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2013 on Ouch, Right in the Jimmies -1
User avatar #425 - idoliam (03/21/2013) [-]
That's not what I was saying, but good for you?
#32 - While this is true, I still feel like someone should, there's …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2013 on Ouch, Right in the Jimmies -1
User avatar #100 - thepyras (03/21/2013) [-]
No one has to, though, certainly no one who would actually take the time to.
#31 - If you deserve a sandwich, I would be more then happy to make …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2013 on Ouch, Right in the Jimmies +2
User avatar #176 - LiteninStruckTower (03/21/2013) [-]
EXACTLY!! I am a guy, and I think gender roles are stupid. For example if a woman came onto a bus and there were no other seats (especially if she was elderly or with a child) I would be more than happy to offer my seat, but that's because I'm young and healthy, I don't mind standing, and it's a polite thing to do. But if she demands the seat, I'll keep it. As far as sandwiches and cooking, I love to cook, and I would be just as willing to bring a woman a sandwich as women are supposed to be. It all comes down to respecting each other as people, before gender.
User avatar #437 - blaisexautopsy (03/23/2013) [-]
That is very noble of you :3
#30 - I love that gif! Really wish I knew what was going on though.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2013 on Ouch, Right in the Jimmies 0
User avatar #67 - stonedplatypus (03/21/2013) [-]
I have no idea. I have way weirder gifs but i hardly get to use them.
Only when there's a Japan thread
User avatar #104 - blaisexautopsy (03/21/2013) [-]
True true :3
#11 - To be honest, this is why I hate my gender with a fiery passio…  [+] (44 new replies) 03/21/2013 on Ouch, Right in the Jimmies +142
User avatar #368 - vanhoutte (03/21/2013) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #440 - blaisexautopsy (03/23/2013) [-]
Lol just doing my duty as a fellow human being. :D
User avatar #332 - luquaz (03/21/2013) [-]
yeah because one woman out of all like 3,5 billion makes me think that everyone are like this.
User avatar #441 - blaisexautopsy (03/23/2013) [-]
I wasn't thinking it would turn you off to women, it just gives us that negative stereotype. Stereotypes are all true at some point, which sucks to some extent because there are women like this.
#312 - Womens Study Major (03/21/2013) [-]
Ugh, women promoting rape culture is just so unappealing.
User avatar #443 - blaisexautopsy (03/23/2013) [-]
Yessir.
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User avatar #445 - blaisexautopsy (03/23/2013) [-]
You do have a point, but like I said, just saying because someone had to haha
User avatar #245 - andalitemadness (03/21/2013) [-]
This girl is probably a troll. A lot of posts like these are, I have learned.
User avatar #446 - blaisexautopsy (03/23/2013) [-]
I can see as to why you would think this, but I am being genuine here :)
No troll here sir.
User avatar #449 - andalitemadness (03/23/2013) [-]
Not you, I meant the girl in the picture. The girl who asked the question on Yahoo Answers. I was saying she was probably a troll.
User avatar #450 - blaisexautopsy (03/23/2013) [-]
Oh yes, I'm sure she is, but the horrible thing is that there are some people like this
User avatar #201 - DrAlt (03/21/2013) [-]
As part of the male population let me reassure you -- I understand that some woman are dumb bitches, and others are incredible thinking girls, like yourself. Stupidity is a human thing, not just a girl thing.
User avatar #448 - blaisexautopsy (03/23/2013) [-]
It's really unfortunate how true it is about human stupidity.
User avatar #109 - missmieze (03/21/2013) [-]
i know that feel
User avatar #96 - wiredguy (03/21/2013) [-]
I don't think so
It's just that the internet is predominately men, hence things like this are generally more popular, and therefore more widespread
#77 - Womens Study Major (03/21/2013) [-]
sees*
whose*

ignorant stuck-up bitch
User avatar #103 - blaisexautopsy (03/21/2013) [-]
Always had a problem with whose and who's thanks :3
Also I am very sick so sorry that my spelling is off :/
User avatar #36 - badgerbaiting (03/21/2013) [-]
My typical reaction to this would be to think "Well, the best part of her dribbled down her mother's arse crack."
User avatar #37 - blaisexautopsy (03/21/2013) [-]
Que?
User avatar #39 - badgerbaiting (03/21/2013) [-]
More than anything, the childish reaction of "I was drunk, it wasn't my fault". As someone who used to regularly drink to excess, I understand and accept that being wasted is not a get out of jail free card. It just highlights your own inability to look after yourself and means you aren't fit to be a functioning member of society.

Not that it should interest you; but yes, I do have a handle on my drinking now and I haven't blacked out in 4 months.

Also the blatant materialism and admission that she is basically a human leech (see: "can't survive without alimony").

The final reason I shall give is the fact that she says "[her] husband [will] take everything away from [her]". After an admission she can't survive without alimony it begs the question, what has she done to deserve it? I have worked for everything I own, and work 2 part time jobs to pay my way through an engineering degree. I never wanted or asked for a leg up, why the fuck should she need one?
User avatar #29 - idoliam (03/21/2013) [-]
I get along with few few other women because most every one of them I know are just sobbing, hormonal, cliche bitches with not a penny of common sense floating around in that oblong orb that is supposed to house a brain.
User avatar #34 - blaisexautopsy (03/21/2013) [-]
I can admit when I'm being hormonal, and weird, and let's face it bitchy. But I do own up to it, and try and fix my faults rather then blame them on men, or other women.
User avatar #425 - idoliam (03/21/2013) [-]
That's not what I was saying, but good for you?
#18 - Womens Study Major (03/21/2013) [-]
go make a sandwich whore and get back to the kitchen!!!!! just kidding
#64 - IAreCaptainObvious (03/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #31 - blaisexautopsy (03/21/2013) [-]
If you deserve a sandwich, I would be more then happy to make a person one, hell I'd be willing to make a whole damn room full of sandwiches.
Comments like this keep me from wanting to spread the sammiches.
User avatar #176 - LiteninStruckTower (03/21/2013) [-]
EXACTLY!! I am a guy, and I think gender roles are stupid. For example if a woman came onto a bus and there were no other seats (especially if she was elderly or with a child) I would be more than happy to offer my seat, but that's because I'm young and healthy, I don't mind standing, and it's a polite thing to do. But if she demands the seat, I'll keep it. As far as sandwiches and cooking, I love to cook, and I would be just as willing to bring a woman a sandwich as women are supposed to be. It all comes down to respecting each other as people, before gender.
User avatar #437 - blaisexautopsy (03/23/2013) [-]
That is very noble of you :3
User avatar #17 - heiderr (03/21/2013) [-]
In general*
User avatar #16 - thepyras (03/21/2013) [-]
You have no reason to be apologetic of your gender. It's no more your fault that there are stupid women than it's my fault there are stupid men.
User avatar #32 - blaisexautopsy (03/21/2013) [-]
While this is true, I still feel like someone should, there's enough shitheads out their that at least someone should step forward and relay that the women who are not like this are sorry that there are some that are.
User avatar #100 - thepyras (03/21/2013) [-]
No one has to, though, certainly no one who would actually take the time to.
User avatar #15 - heiderr (03/21/2013) [-]
I definitely don't hate my gender, I just hate dumb people in generally. This is just a dumb human being, who happens to be female. There are stupid men, women, transgendered individuals, intersex individuals... so on.
#423 - Womens Study Major (03/21/2013) [-]
Look at your picture your one of the attention whores
User avatar #424 - heiderr (03/21/2013) [-]
It's supposed to be Joker makeup though...
#14 - doctorque (03/21/2013) [-]
Obviously, but it is hard to distinguish how one woman will act in this position compared to another.

As an example, my mother wanted nothing with my father and from my father.
All of her friends kept trying to force her to make him pay but she declined.
she was 1 out of 7
User avatar #35 - blaisexautopsy (03/21/2013) [-]
Hats off to your Mom good sir, she is a gentlewoman and a scholar.
I'm sorry about your parents though.
#436 - doctorque (03/22/2013) [-]
you actually took the time to respond to the comments

nice
User avatar #438 - blaisexautopsy (03/23/2013) [-]
Lol I'm trying to respond to all of them, but it turned into a huge thing. 0.o
It's been hard to keep up now! haha
#13 - stonedplatypus (03/21/2013) [-]
You are the first women I have ever met to say something like that.
Here have a random gif
User avatar #30 - blaisexautopsy (03/21/2013) [-]
I love that gif!
Really wish I knew what was going on though.
User avatar #67 - stonedplatypus (03/21/2013) [-]
I have no idea. I have way weirder gifs but i hardly get to use them.
Only when there's a Japan thread
User avatar #104 - blaisexautopsy (03/21/2013) [-]
True true :3
#387 - Well thank you for the gif basket! 03/17/2013 on Reaction Gif Thread? +1
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#52 - plataeiou (11/15/2014) [-]
Hai der.
#53 to #52 - blaisexautopsy (11/15/2014) [-]
Hellos!
Hellos!
User avatar #54 to #53 - plataeiou (11/15/2014) [-]
That's adorable! O.O
How are ya, Blaise?
User avatar #55 to #54 - blaisexautopsy (11/15/2014) [-]
Spice and Wolf, good anime! And I'm all right, how are you??
User avatar #56 to #55 - plataeiou (11/15/2014) [-]
I'm doing faaaaabulously!
#HOLO
User avatar #57 to #56 - blaisexautopsy (11/15/2014) [-]
Holo! And your fabulousness is fantstic!
User avatar #58 to #57 - plataeiou (11/15/2014) [-]
You're 2fab4me! :3
User avatar #59 to #58 - blaisexautopsy (11/15/2014) [-]
oh pshhhhh!
User avatar #61 to #59 - plataeiou (11/15/2014) [-]
-boop-
User avatar #60 to #59 - plataeiou (11/15/2014) [-]
guuuuuurl
User avatar #62 to #60 - blaisexautopsy (11/15/2014) [-]
boop boop boop
User avatar #63 to #62 - plataeiou (11/15/2014) [-]
bapbap :3
User avatar #65 to #64 - plataeiou (11/15/2014) [-]
ayyyy
#51 - plataeiou (08/14/2014) [-]
Ay! Long time no see!
User avatar #47 - plataeiou (06/20/2014) [-]
I come bearing chat noire!
User avatar #49 to #47 - blaisexautopsy (06/20/2014) [-]
D: gasp!
#50 to #49 - plataeiou (06/20/2014) [-]
He has a large bum.
#36 - plataeiou (04/20/2014) [-]
Hello!
#38 to #37 - plataeiou (04/20/2014) [-]
Dis my baby c:
User avatar #39 to #38 - blaisexautopsy (04/22/2014) [-]
D'awh!
User avatar #40 to #39 - plataeiou (04/22/2014) [-]
He's a daddy's boy.
User avatar #41 to #40 - blaisexautopsy (04/23/2014) [-]
my cat's a snuggle bug
#43 to #41 - plataeiou (04/24/2014) [-]
Look at dis tum-tum
#44 to #43 - blaisexautopsy (04/24/2014) [-]
he slept like this for about two hours XD
#45 to #44 - plataeiou (04/24/2014) [-]
This is my Grrr Girl.
#46 to #45 - plataeiou (04/24/2014) [-]
Better picture
User avatar #42 to #41 - plataeiou (04/24/2014) [-]
saaaaame
User avatar #31 - navywannabe (05/31/2013) [-]
Hey could you do me a solid and draw the Navy SEAL Trident?
And if I'm not being too pushy enough...
Maybe Darth Vader, Darth Maul, and General Grevious?
Sorry for too many requests. I'm just a huge Star Wars fan...and a wannabe SEAL. ;)
User avatar #32 to #31 - blaisexautopsy (05/31/2013) [-]
I could possibly do that 0.o
User avatar #33 to #32 - navywannabe (05/31/2013) [-]
Thanks dude can't wait to see them.
User avatar #34 to #33 - blaisexautopsy (05/31/2013) [-]
No problem!
User avatar #35 to #34 - navywannabe (01/15/2014) [-]
Coming back to haunt you.
#24 - atrumaliger (03/23/2013) [-]
Odd. o_o Why did I invite you to become my amigo? I knew there was a reason, but it was a few days ago...
Odd. o_o Why did I invite you to become my amigo? I knew there was a reason, but it was a few days ago...
#25 to #24 - blaisexautopsy (03/24/2013) [-]
I am not sure, did you comment on the comment I made???
I am not sure, did you comment on the comment I made???
#26 to #25 - atrumaliger (03/24/2013) [-]
There's a possibility.. That seems to be an MO. Find someone in the comments who actually knows what they're talking about, reply and friend.   
   
   
I AM A SERIAL FRIEND-INVITER.
There's a possibility.. That seems to be an MO. Find someone in the comments who actually knows what they're talking about, reply and friend.


I AM A SERIAL FRIEND-INVITER.
#27 to #26 - blaisexautopsy (03/24/2013) [-]
OH! XD   
I am a serial friend-accepter :3
OH! XD
I am a serial friend-accepter :3
#28 to #27 - atrumaliger (03/24/2013) [-]
Makes sense. IT WAS MADE TO BE.
Makes sense. IT WAS MADE TO BE.
#29 to #28 - blaisexautopsy (03/24/2013) [-]
TRUE STORY!
TRUE STORY!
#30 to #29 - atrumaliger (03/24/2013) [-]
HURBUBHURBUBHURBUB
HURBUBHURBUBHURBUB
#23 - prestonjohns (03/21/2013) [-]
Nice items
#21 - gizuisgod (03/21/2013) [-]
Hi what sort of epic **** do you draw?
#22 to #21 - Womens Study Major (03/21/2013) [-]
spaghetti
User avatar #12 - rootytooty (02/10/2011) [-]
I've COME TO TAKE YO- ah, no more comment virginity.
#14 to #13 - rootytooty (02/10/2011) [-]
Well this was a waste of a click. Hmph.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - blaisexautopsy (12/29/2010) [-]
Blaise Autopsy
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User avatar #4 to #3 - blaisexautopsy (12/30/2010) [-]
lol of course :D
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User avatar #6 to #5 - blaisexautopsy (12/30/2010) [-]
hahaha good good
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User avatar #9 to #8 - blaisexautopsy (01/03/2011) [-]
I do indeed!!! Request away!
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