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#4242 - At least you browse, and that's good enough. Half the acco…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? 0
#4246 - unbroken (11/20/2014) [-]
yea i usually dont log in unless i've got something to say....which is never really much because i just say it on my channel or when streaming usually lol
#4252 - blahred (11/20/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, I was checking out some of the selfies left for Glorious Admin and thought that someone was posing as you. I think this is the closest that I ever had to talking to you other than the random twitch stream comments
Well, it's been fun saying a few words to you.
#4238 - Holy crap Just wanted to say I'm a huge fan of yours.…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? +1
#4241 - unbroken (11/20/2014) [-]
i'm really not. i've had this account for years now and this is the most i've used it lol.
#4242 - blahred (11/20/2014) [-]
At least you browse, and that's good enough.
Half the accounts in the site have never even comment. They only use it for the NSFW
#4246 - unbroken (11/20/2014) [-]
yea i usually dont log in unless i've got something to say....which is never really much because i just say it on my channel or when streaming usually lol
#4252 - blahred (11/20/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, I was checking out some of the selfies left for Glorious Admin and thought that someone was posing as you. I think this is the closest that I ever had to talking to you other than the random twitch stream comments
Well, it's been fun saying a few words to you.
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#38 - Do it to make yourself better than others. If you fail then th… 09/26/2014 on give me motivation 0
#58 - I don't get the first advice... advicexplain ?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2014 on Helpfull tips for everyday... 0
#65 - xgolgothax (08/20/2014) [-]
Don't buy your gf small gifts that come in boxes that could be mistaken for an engagement ring (earrings come to mind) cause you wouldn't want to get rejected for a proposal you didn't make, nor would you want her mentally planning a wedding you weren't ready for bc you bought earrings.
#15 - Can I get a shout too? Really enjoying these 08/16/2014 on Deadpool Killustrated #3 0
#523 - Comment deleted 08/14/2014 on Win a $50 visa card 0
#1225 - **blahred rolls 0,611,675** 08/04/2014 on Roll for Green Text 0
#2 - Thanks, I will definitely keep that in mind. But seeing how I'…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on blahred's profile 0
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#3 - TigerShark (08/01/2014) [-]
I hear ya bro, I've had my fair share of scares, Just remember to keep it safe.


Birth control is your best friend!
#11 - So like, once or twice a week?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on NOT GONNA BE A FATHER 0
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#12 - handofdestiny (07/31/2014) [-]
no, seven times a week is ok.. even more if you want to.. but it is good to take a day off or two and then have sex twice a day.. you will feel better about it, but you will see what goes best for you.. sometimes when I wanted to have sex I couldn't have felt that good.. my gf is coming back tomorrow after a week so I am pretty much looking forward to it
#9 - Yip, I bought 2 anyways. She's going to test again on Saturday…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2014 on NOT GONNA BE A FATHER +1
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#10 - handofdestiny (07/31/2014) [-]
well... my gf is demanding too.. once we had sex like 5 times in 2 hours and the thing is that I dndn't even enjoy those last ones.. don't oversex yourself.. I know it's hard but if you give yourself sometimes a pause, you will enjoy sex better
#11 - blahred (07/31/2014) [-]
So like, once or twice a week?
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#12 - handofdestiny (07/31/2014) [-]
no, seven times a week is ok.. even more if you want to.. but it is good to take a day off or two and then have sex twice a day.. you will feel better about it, but you will see what goes best for you.. sometimes when I wanted to have sex I couldn't have felt that good.. my gf is coming back tomorrow after a week so I am pretty much looking forward to it
#3 - All of those who first read it. Thank you guys, you seriously …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on NOT GONNA BE A FATHER +2
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#37 - orkanoidz (08/02/2014) [-]
Try to be a tad more careful next time eh mate? good job dodging a bullet
#6 - hotsand (07/31/2014) [-]
Best of luck nigga
#2 - hotsand orkanoidz jjamesgordon srhkid th…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2014 on NOT GONNA BE A FATHER +1
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#4 - sedativechunk (07/31/2014) [-]
#3 - blahred (07/31/2014) [-]
All of those who first read it. Thank you guys, you seriously all kept my hopes up the whole time.
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#37 - orkanoidz (08/02/2014) [-]
Try to be a tad more careful next time eh mate? good job dodging a bullet
#6 - hotsand (07/31/2014) [-]
Best of luck nigga
#46 - Seeing as how I, and my whole family, am Christian, I probably…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on I'm Sorry Guys 0
#47 - hotsand (07/29/2014) [-]
Still stupid enough to be in this situation, bruv. Hey, if you go off and become doctors you'll have a fuck ton of cash PLUS a kid who's only a couple years younger than you which is pretty neat.

Yo, petroleum engineering is picking up in the north. If both of you go that route you'll be rocking 140,000+ each before the offspring is in elementary school.

And hey, he could really get to know the grandparents while you're in college.
#39 - She's Not!!!!!!!!!  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2014 on I'm Sorry Guys +5
#49 - privoxy (07/31/2014) [-]
Eyyy, congratulations man
#48 - hotsand (07/29/2014) [-]
You're a lucky motherfucker, motherfucker.
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#41 - downstrait (07/28/2014) [-]
*le slow mo matrix man dodging boolets.gif
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#40 - jjamesgordon (07/28/2014) [-]
Fantastico. Wear a rubber next time.
#35 - Me and my gf decided to buy a pregnancy test just to get rid o…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/28/2014 on I'm Sorry Guys +6
#45 - hotsand (07/29/2014) [-]
Keep us posted fucker. If it turns out that you're gonna be a poppa you should have us roll 69 to name it.

Best of luck man, you fucked up but don't fuck him up.

Usually, the shit that ruins everything isn't the fact that you had a kid so young, it's that shit goes south between the mom and dad. Keep tight with whoever you banged, hope that she's not too retarded, and try not to invest in wifebeaters and alcoholism.
#46 - blahred (07/29/2014) [-]
Seeing as how I, and my whole family, am Christian, I probably won't end up with alcohol and wifebeaters.

She had blood today in the morning, and I thought it was her period but it stopped so I'm back to being scared. We're going to buy and test some pregnancy tests and see where it leads us.

We're both top students at our high schools, so we're not that retarded.
#47 - hotsand (07/29/2014) [-]
Still stupid enough to be in this situation, bruv. Hey, if you go off and become doctors you'll have a fuck ton of cash PLUS a kid who's only a couple years younger than you which is pretty neat.

Yo, petroleum engineering is picking up in the north. If both of you go that route you'll be rocking 140,000+ each before the offspring is in elementary school.

And hey, he could really get to know the grandparents while you're in college.
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#42 - orkanoidz (07/29/2014) [-]
I believes in you lil' nigga. Have a friend request so you can have someone to talk to if you need help.
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#43 - orkanoidz (07/29/2014) [-]
I can see that you have dodged a bullet. Keep the friend req. anyways.
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#38 - jjamesgordon (07/28/2014) [-]
Any update?
#39 - blahred (07/28/2014) [-]
She's Not!!!!!!!!!
#49 - privoxy (07/31/2014) [-]
Eyyy, congratulations man
#48 - hotsand (07/29/2014) [-]
You're a lucky motherfucker, motherfucker.
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#41 - downstrait (07/28/2014) [-]
*le slow mo matrix man dodging boolets.gif
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#40 - jjamesgordon (07/28/2014) [-]
Fantastico. Wear a rubber next time.
#33 - Thanks. I will for sure 07/28/2014 on I'm Sorry Guys +1
#31 - Thanks a lot. It really does mean a lot to me  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on I'm Sorry Guys +1
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#32 - beren (07/28/2014) [-]
I'm glad it helps... I remember that sinking feeling in your stomach. It's horrifying. Makes you think about doing some things that you never would have considered otherwise.

Seriously, don't hesitate to send me a message if you're freaking out about it, and please keep me/us updated regardless!
#33 - blahred (07/28/2014) [-]
Thanks. I will for sure
#27 - I will, if anything I think this is the first time I prayed in…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2014 on I'm Sorry Guys +1
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#29 - beren (07/28/2014) [-]
Well, that's always good. Moments like this are always good reminders of how important our faith is. I know the teenage years are rough on a lot of people's faith, but I think a lot of the time that is because people associate their faith with not only childhood, but childishness. The fact is that there's a lot more to it than what we learn in Sunday School.

I'd hate to just sound like another parental voice to you, since I'm sure you get this a lot, but never underestimate how important it is to trust God, even if, if you do eventually have a kid, you feel like He failed to answer your prayer. If you are going to have a kid, do it with the right perspective from the very beginning. Sure, it's a little scary for you at the moment, but the fact is that you and your girl are making a human being. Someone who's going to reflect both of you, and share all sorts of awesome moments with you.

Life is what we make of it. Bringing joy to others' lives, especially that of your own girlfriend or child, will make you happier at the end of the day than pretty much anything else. And it doesn't take much financially (or whatever else-ly) to do that.

Anyway, sorry to rant... But just hang in there, man. I'd love to talk to you about stuff or just listen if you need someone to do that.
#31 - blahred (07/28/2014) [-]
Thanks a lot. It really does mean a lot to me
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#32 - beren (07/28/2014) [-]
I'm glad it helps... I remember that sinking feeling in your stomach. It's horrifying. Makes you think about doing some things that you never would have considered otherwise.

Seriously, don't hesitate to send me a message if you're freaking out about it, and please keep me/us updated regardless!
#33 - blahred (07/28/2014) [-]
Thanks. I will for sure
#24 - Already applying for Fry's Electronics  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on I'm Sorry Guys +1
#26 - anon (07/28/2014) [-]
you need to apply like a rabid dog. behave like a General. he would not give up until he is pulling in the heavy dough. your life no longer belongs to you, you have new innocent responsibilities whose daily development depends on you. that baby deserves your finest efforts. be a man and be content only when you are giving 100%.
for all you know that child is destined to grow up and cure cancer. make sure he or she has a fantastic father figure that he will brag about forever.
#23 - It's good. I'm Christian but my faith has been a little s…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/28/2014 on I'm Sorry Guys +1
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#25 - beren (07/28/2014) [-]
Haha. Oh, no debates here I'm just wondering because I'm a Christian also. My wife and I (we're 22, almost 23, now) had some similar scares when we were dating in our teenage years. (Never actually had sex, but we got a little too close for comfort at times, and she was a couple days late several times.)

Anyway, I just want to encourage you to not freak out about this. Even if it comes to pregnancy, it sounds like you have a pretty great support system in place. And even though you two have only known each other for a year, I want to reassure you that there is no relationship difference that can't be overcome if you two are both believers. Sharing the same basic, fundamental perspective on life (and especially if that perspective is Christian), means so, so much for a relationship.

Also, I saw from another comment that you wanted to join the Air Force. If anything, that is a dream that you probably wouldn't have to give up on if you have a kid. The military does a heck of a lot for supporting its members. I know of plenty of young guys straight out of high school who are in the military, and some of whom have kids.
#27 - blahred (07/28/2014) [-]
I will, if anything I think this is the first time I prayed intensely after a few years. I'm hoping we can both convert though, so that'll be a plus. I'm trying to think of a back up plan either way.
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#29 - beren (07/28/2014) [-]
Well, that's always good. Moments like this are always good reminders of how important our faith is. I know the teenage years are rough on a lot of people's faith, but I think a lot of the time that is because people associate their faith with not only childhood, but childishness. The fact is that there's a lot more to it than what we learn in Sunday School.

I'd hate to just sound like another parental voice to you, since I'm sure you get this a lot, but never underestimate how important it is to trust God, even if, if you do eventually have a kid, you feel like He failed to answer your prayer. If you are going to have a kid, do it with the right perspective from the very beginning. Sure, it's a little scary for you at the moment, but the fact is that you and your girl are making a human being. Someone who's going to reflect both of you, and share all sorts of awesome moments with you.

Life is what we make of it. Bringing joy to others' lives, especially that of your own girlfriend or child, will make you happier at the end of the day than pretty much anything else. And it doesn't take much financially (or whatever else-ly) to do that.

Anyway, sorry to rant... But just hang in there, man. I'd love to talk to you about stuff or just listen if you need someone to do that.
#31 - blahred (07/28/2014) [-]
Thanks a lot. It really does mean a lot to me
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#32 - beren (07/28/2014) [-]
I'm glad it helps... I remember that sinking feeling in your stomach. It's horrifying. Makes you think about doing some things that you never would have considered otherwise.

Seriously, don't hesitate to send me a message if you're freaking out about it, and please keep me/us updated regardless!
#33 - blahred (07/28/2014) [-]
Thanks. I will for sure
#20 - Yeah, I won't talk **** on my family on that matter, th… 07/28/2014 on I'm Sorry Guys +1
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#21 - beren (07/28/2014) [-]
Hm. If you don't mind my asking, are you both Christians as well?
#23 - blahred (07/28/2014) [-]
It's good.
I'm Christian but my faith has been a little shaky lately (I still believe in God though), although I kinda expected that from teenage years. She's Catholic but doesn't follow all those Catholic traditions, she only believes in God and JC as His son.

I don't feel like having theological debates though, so if we could tone that down a bit it would be appreciated.
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#25 - beren (07/28/2014) [-]
Haha. Oh, no debates here I'm just wondering because I'm a Christian also. My wife and I (we're 22, almost 23, now) had some similar scares when we were dating in our teenage years. (Never actually had sex, but we got a little too close for comfort at times, and she was a couple days late several times.)

Anyway, I just want to encourage you to not freak out about this. Even if it comes to pregnancy, it sounds like you have a pretty great support system in place. And even though you two have only known each other for a year, I want to reassure you that there is no relationship difference that can't be overcome if you two are both believers. Sharing the same basic, fundamental perspective on life (and especially if that perspective is Christian), means so, so much for a relationship.

Also, I saw from another comment that you wanted to join the Air Force. If anything, that is a dream that you probably wouldn't have to give up on if you have a kid. The military does a heck of a lot for supporting its members. I know of plenty of young guys straight out of high school who are in the military, and some of whom have kids.
#27 - blahred (07/28/2014) [-]
I will, if anything I think this is the first time I prayed intensely after a few years. I'm hoping we can both convert though, so that'll be a plus. I'm trying to think of a back up plan either way.
User avatar
#29 - beren (07/28/2014) [-]
Well, that's always good. Moments like this are always good reminders of how important our faith is. I know the teenage years are rough on a lot of people's faith, but I think a lot of the time that is because people associate their faith with not only childhood, but childishness. The fact is that there's a lot more to it than what we learn in Sunday School.

I'd hate to just sound like another parental voice to you, since I'm sure you get this a lot, but never underestimate how important it is to trust God, even if, if you do eventually have a kid, you feel like He failed to answer your prayer. If you are going to have a kid, do it with the right perspective from the very beginning. Sure, it's a little scary for you at the moment, but the fact is that you and your girl are making a human being. Someone who's going to reflect both of you, and share all sorts of awesome moments with you.

Life is what we make of it. Bringing joy to others' lives, especially that of your own girlfriend or child, will make you happier at the end of the day than pretty much anything else. And it doesn't take much financially (or whatever else-ly) to do that.

Anyway, sorry to rant... But just hang in there, man. I'd love to talk to you about stuff or just listen if you need someone to do that.
#31 - blahred (07/28/2014) [-]
Thanks a lot. It really does mean a lot to me
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#32 - beren (07/28/2014) [-]
I'm glad it helps... I remember that sinking feeling in your stomach. It's horrifying. Makes you think about doing some things that you never would have considered otherwise.

Seriously, don't hesitate to send me a message if you're freaking out about it, and please keep me/us updated regardless!
#33 - blahred (07/28/2014) [-]
Thanks. I will for sure
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User avatar #1 - TigerShark (08/01/2014) [-]
Hey man just some advice for the future... If a girl is stressed out there is a good chance she will miss her period. Just the thought of possibly being pregnant can cause a girl to miss.

I've had 2 pregnancy scares with my girlfriend and each time, within a day of her taking the pregnancy test and it coming out negative, she had her period.

Try not to freak out about a missing period, there are a huge number of factors that can contribute to a girl missing one. save the freak out for when a test comes out positive.
#2 to #1 - blahred (08/01/2014) [-]
Thanks, I will definitely keep that in mind. But seeing how I'm still in my teens, I'm sure I'll freak out regardless my best attempt not to. It's hard to reason when one is scare.
User avatar #3 to #2 - TigerShark (08/01/2014) [-]
I hear ya bro, I've had my fair share of scares, Just remember to keep it safe.


Birth control is your best friend!
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