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Date Signed Up:4/12/2013
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#79 - "Oooooh **** , this new tile feels sooooo goo… 08/30/2014 on Definition of "WTF?!?!" 0
#16 - my school used to have that. what a **** decision… 08/30/2014 on I loved this show 0
#14 - well, had he been in there much longer he would have been … 07/06/2014 on fish eats prey 10x mass and... +5
#606 - except hunting your own is so much better, and better for you.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on Why do you need a gun 0
User avatar #607 - beatmasterz (06/17/2014) [-]
#605 - "assault rifle"  [+] (6 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Why do you need a gun 0
User avatar #608 - butwhynot (06/17/2014) [-]
Im plying that the AK47 and the m4 aren't assault rifles?
#614 - halonachos (06/22/2014) [-]
Assault Rifle is an arbitrary term, based off of the name for the first one made. The Sturmgewehr was the first one made and it's name was translated into "Assault Rifle" but it was a Rifle made to aid in rapid attacks because it was a rifle that could shoot like a machine gun and a submachine gun.

It's like if we all called submachine guns "Machine Pistols" because the first one made was called the Maschinenpistole.

They're rifles, if they shoot on automatic then they're an Automatic Rifle and if they're Semi-Auto they're Semi-Automatic rifles. Nobody needs an automatic rifle, stick with the civilian versions like the AR-15.
User avatar #615 - butwhynot (06/22/2014) [-]
This is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.
#622 - halonachos (07/08/2014) [-]
It's the actual reason for why they're not "assault rifles" as every rifle can be made and used to assault. Technically they're automatic rifles, colloquialism for an automatic rifle is "assault rifle".

I bet you think that the AR in AR-15 stands for "Assault Rifle", don't you?

User avatar #623 - butwhynot (07/08/2014) [-]
No, I do not think that. As you said its a colloquialism. It's like insisting that a hearth attack is actually a myocardial infarction. Neither is really incorrect and both can be used. Honestly it just makes you sound like a tool. I don't know if theres an equivalent term to weeaboo for people who like guns, but that's what comes to mind. Not to mention I first brought up the term 'assault rifle' due to the ak47, which makes your attempt at partonizing me look pretty autisitic.
#624 - halonachos (08/02/2014) [-]
Not really autistic as the AR-15 is a civilian automatic rifle used by some police departments and uses the same type of firing mechanism as an AK-47. Seeing as though I was mocking your ineptitude at making a distinction between "assault rifle" and "automatic rifle" I chose the AR-15 as an example because a lot of people of your similar mindset will assume that the AR stands for "Assault Rifle" and use it to service their own brand of social justice.

As far as colloquialisms go there is a difference for certain colloquialisms and certain technical terms. For example "heart attack". You see when a person has a "heart attack" they are having a myocardial infarction(nice job trying to seem smart here) but there are different types of "heart attacks". When you say "heart attack" most people will assume you mean that the heart has stopped but that's cardiac arrest and not the actual heart attack. The actual heart attack can be due to several different kinds of blockages ranging from clots to emboli, even a sudden change in blood pressure. The source of the heart attack, the location of the heart attack, and how it occurred are actually very major specifics in providing accurate care and actually change the term used when referring to the actual situation. Then you have other people who think that strokes are heart attacks and that screws up all sorts of things.

By the way it's spelled "patronizing", most web browsers have a built-in spellchecker.
#390 - It took him 8 shots with a .50 caliber revolver. He chased it …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2014 on Why do you need a gun 0
User avatar #515 - Fjcf (06/14/2014) [-]
With a revolver.
#386 - Russia could level america with 1-2 nukes. How many do you con… 06/14/2014 on Why do you need a gun 0
#364 - Picture 06/14/2014 on Why do you need a gun 0
#362 - I think of any "baby killer assault rifle" to just b…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Why do you need a gun 0
User avatar #393 - beatmasterz (06/14/2014) [-]
Hunting for your own food? Defending yourself from the evil government? That's ridiculous.
User avatar #450 - zanea (06/14/2014) [-]
Why is it so outlandish to hunt for one's own food?
User avatar #553 - beatmasterz (06/14/2014) [-]
Because you can buy it in the supermarket.
User avatar #606 - bladeguy (06/17/2014) [-]
except hunting your own is so much better, and better for you.
User avatar #607 - beatmasterz (06/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #401 - leonhardt (06/14/2014) [-]
If North Korea's citizens were armed like Americans, then Kim Jong Il would have been done back in the 80's.
User avatar #431 - beatmasterz (06/14/2014) [-]
Do you think North Korean citizens dislike their leader? Do you think they even know he's a dictator?
#360 - You have no idea whats in the food at a supermarket, do you? w… 06/14/2014 on Why do you need a gun 0

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User avatar #1 - heartlessrobot (12/30/2013) [-]
No relation to bladeboy?
User avatar #19 to #1 - bladeguy (01/01/2014) [-]
Do you by any chance have kik?
User avatar #20 to #19 - heartlessrobot (01/02/2014) [-]
Nope, don't even know what it is. Then again, I didn't know what Myspace was until Facebook came around.
User avatar #21 to #20 - bladeguy (01/02/2014) [-]
Do you have an ipod touch, or smartphone you use frequently?i need more people to talk to on kik. its free also
User avatar #22 to #21 - heartlessrobot (01/02/2014) [-]
Don't have either of them.
User avatar #2 to #1 - bladeboy (12/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 to #2 - heartlessrobot (12/30/2013) [-]
Hey dude I think I found your dad. Is there a bladewoman too? Guess that'd be swordwoman.
#7 to #3 - swordwoman (12/30/2013) [-]
You called.
User avatar #8 to #7 - heartlessrobot (12/30/2013) [-]
You are bladeboy's mom. And you like man-butt.
#10 to #8 - swordwoman (12/30/2013) [-]
I don't remember giving birth?
I don't remember giving birth?
User avatar #11 to #10 - heartlessrobot (12/30/2013) [-]
Remember that kidney stone?
#12 to #11 - swordwoman (12/30/2013) [-]
But... but.... No sexy tiemz? just kidney stones. 						*******					 disappointing man..
But... but.... No sexy tiemz? just kidney stones. ******* disappointing man..
User avatar #13 to #12 - heartlessrobot (12/30/2013) [-]
You thought was kidney stone, was babby. You had sexy times.
User avatar #14 to #13 - swordwoman (12/30/2013) [-]
eeeeh. But I am so young. I want to achieve my dreams and find the legendary cursed sword that is currently in the Japanese museum.
User avatar #4 to #3 - bladeboy (12/30/2013) [-]
Yea, I found her on one of the comments.
User avatar #5 to #4 - heartlessrobot (12/30/2013) [-]
Your mother likes man-butt apparently.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bladeguy (12/30/2013) [-]
There is bladebites too
User avatar #9 to #6 - heartlessrobot (12/30/2013) [-]
He's the family pet.
User avatar #15 to #9 - bladebites (12/31/2013) [-]
Is the family pet. I have decided I will be a kitten.
User avatar #16 to #15 - heartlessrobot (12/31/2013) [-]
*pets the kitten*
User avatar #18 to #17 - heartlessrobot (12/31/2013) [-]
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