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Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:9/23/2014
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#261 - Clavat is a retard, I'm from Canada, which actually has higher… 07/20/2014 on Fat-Shaming Friday!!!!!!... +1
#1347 - The need for natty gains 07/20/2014 on feels part 9000 0
#294691 - >mfw chicken breasts for a butcher store is cheaper than a big mac  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #295163 - misticalz (07/21/2014) [-]
>Kale is about 1.69 for 4 stalks of it
>one stalk a day
>plus chicken breast
ur set lmao
User avatar #294706 - dalokan (07/20/2014) [-]
I could buy one whole chicken for the price of a big mac.

The only problem is killing it.
User avatar #294693 - leonhardt (07/20/2014) [-]
Right? I can buy a quarter of an entire goddamn cow and eat steak every night for a month for less than buying McDonalds every day.
#294690 - It's so hard to work out while poor!!!! >what is r… 07/20/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#294442 - I hate them because they make me feel man, they make me feel. 07/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#294440 - I ******* hate dog feel posts  [+] (14 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#294443 - shibe (07/19/2014) [-]
jesus fucking christ

im gonna lose every bit of happiness in me when my dog dies

its gonna be a few years down the road, but im not ready

it makes me feel better that i'll at least have my family with me, going through it alone seems much worse
User avatar #294540 - aoeui (07/19/2014) [-]
It's just a dog
bork bork I'm a dog my IQ is 20
User avatar #294445 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
Nah, you'll grow out of your angst by then
User avatar #294448 - shibe (07/19/2014) [-]
thats not the point, my angst isn't keeping me from being happy, I'm still happy at times, but when my dog dies i just... i don't know... i really don't like talking about it. it hurts
User avatar #294449 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
Of course it, is. You're a kid, Shibe. You are literally getting sad right now over something that's years off. But you'll grow and you'll learn how to face things like an adult. If someone as dysfunctional as me can do it, then pretty much everyone can.
User avatar #294451 - shibe (07/19/2014) [-]
Maybe, about two years ago, a dog that has grown up with me died, my mom was in tears like crazy but I didn't feel to bothered about it. I loved the dog, but when it died I was just... kinda emotionless. My dad probably loved the dog more than my mom and he was fine with it. I just kinda hope it's that way with my beagle dies, but I don't know.

What hurt when the other dog died is that my mom decided to get another dog after he died, because she loves dogs. Well that dog died in a week because of parvo, now that kinda hurt. But not to the point of tears.
User avatar #294452 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
Oh. Then you're dead inside, shib.
User avatar #294453 - shibe (07/19/2014) [-]
???
User avatar #294456 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
Was joek.
User avatar #294458 - shibe (07/19/2014) [-]
I don't see how it could be funny...

Maybe I'm missing something. I don't know.
User avatar #294460 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, you're missing a soul.
User avatar #294462 - shibe (07/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #294441 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
I like 'em because I do have a heart. But this feels very manipulative.
#294442 - bladeboy (07/19/2014) [-]
I hate them because they make me feel man, they make me feel.
#294366 - I do too James you can be the book keepers cock slave  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #294368 - ferrettamer (07/18/2014) [-]
That sounds like it would be great fun
#294324 - You'd be getting killed by glorious white Christians you filth…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
User avatar #294327 - thebestpieever (07/18/2014) [-]
I was born in Spain so I'd probably be oppressing them, rather. And then they'd kick us out by the will of two blokes with bitching names. Or I'd be living in Toledo where it's just live and let live but every now and again we build a bigger church to show who's really in charge. And I'd just buy Spanish steel for Moor silver To make pretty damascenings. Yeah, that sounds like me; wasting life away making something that I find pretty or fun.
#294312 - But if we were, 80% of this website wouldn't make it.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #294334 - ferrettamer (07/18/2014) [-]
I think I would make it
User avatar #294366 - bladeboy (07/18/2014) [-]
I do too James you can be the book keepers cock slave
User avatar #294368 - ferrettamer (07/18/2014) [-]
That sounds like it would be great fun
User avatar #294313 - volero (07/18/2014) [-]
If we were magically transported there, yes. But if we were born into it, no.
#643 - Picture 07/18/2014 on bladeboy's profile 0
#294306 - Funnyjunk comments  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #294307 - finblob (07/18/2014) [-]
ooOOOHHH
I want to be a pitchfork
#294305 - I'm talking about the funnyjunk comments  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #294308 - dumerveil (07/18/2014) [-]
I'd be like Samwell Tarly.
#294298 - All these basement dwellers who rarely exercise and …  [+] (21 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +5
#294356 - CIS White Male (07/18/2014) [-]
im 6 feet tall, if I was in the middle ages, those 4 foot faggots would be shitting their pants around me.
User avatar #294357 - thebestpieever (07/18/2014) [-]
That's a very good point. We also wouldn't be able to communicate with anyone because accent's have changed so much and so has the pronunciation and usage of words.
User avatar #294326 - EdwardNigma (07/18/2014) [-]
>Find castle
>See if you can join castle guard
>Failing that, join town guard
User avatar #294317 - thebestpieever (07/18/2014) [-]
I'd be an amazing sex slave for some lord's bored wife looking for an exotic mate, what'chu talking about?
User avatar #294324 - bladeboy (07/18/2014) [-]
You'd be getting killed by glorious white Christians you filthy sand heathen.
User avatar #294327 - thebestpieever (07/18/2014) [-]
I was born in Spain so I'd probably be oppressing them, rather. And then they'd kick us out by the will of two blokes with bitching names. Or I'd be living in Toledo where it's just live and let live but every now and again we build a bigger church to show who's really in charge. And I'd just buy Spanish steel for Moor silver To make pretty damascenings. Yeah, that sounds like me; wasting life away making something that I find pretty or fun.
User avatar #294310 - volero (07/18/2014) [-]
To be fair, if we lived in the middle ages our attitudes, experiences, and hobbies would be so drastically different we wouldn't be anywhere near the same person we are now.
User avatar #294312 - bladeboy (07/18/2014) [-]
But if we were, 80% of this website wouldn't make it.
User avatar #294334 - ferrettamer (07/18/2014) [-]
I think I would make it
User avatar #294366 - bladeboy (07/18/2014) [-]
I do too James you can be the book keepers cock slave
User avatar #294368 - ferrettamer (07/18/2014) [-]
That sounds like it would be great fun
User avatar #294313 - volero (07/18/2014) [-]
If we were magically transported there, yes. But if we were born into it, no.
#294304 - alexanderburns (07/18/2014) [-]
me in the medieval times
User avatar #294303 - finblob (07/18/2014) [-]
I think they're saying they wouldn't be accepted.
User avatar #294306 - bladeboy (07/18/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk comments
User avatar #294307 - finblob (07/18/2014) [-]
ooOOOHHH
I want to be a pitchfork
User avatar #294302 - dumerveil (07/18/2014) [-]
Isn't the tumblr post saying they'd be fucked, or am I missing something?
User avatar #294305 - bladeboy (07/18/2014) [-]
I'm talking about the funnyjunk comments
User avatar #294308 - dumerveil (07/18/2014) [-]
I'd be like Samwell Tarly.
#294301 - CIS White Male (07/18/2014) [-]
i'd be van helsing xD
User avatar #294299 - majormayor (07/18/2014) [-]
It'd be a shock to live in such a different time period anyway, even if we know it.
#642 - Picture 07/18/2014 on bladeboy's profile 0
#37 - You're right, tons of medieval societies loved homosexuals!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on fj users 0
User avatar #38 - heartlessrobot (07/18/2014) [-]
Really, anywhere that wasn't Europe or Africa. Though I'd want to avoid asia, too high a chance of being turned into a eunuch.
#34 - You'd end up dead for your homosexual tendencies, don't lie to…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2014 on fj users +2
User avatar #149 - rokkarokkaali (07/19/2014) [-]
He'd make an iron dildo and shove it up his bum before it cooled down and die of the injury it causes.
User avatar #36 - heartlessrobot (07/18/2014) [-]
Depends on where I'd be, actually. It never actually specifies you'll be in Europe.
User avatar #37 - bladeboy (07/18/2014) [-]
You're right, tons of medieval societies loved homosexuals!
User avatar #38 - heartlessrobot (07/18/2014) [-]
Really, anywhere that wasn't Europe or Africa. Though I'd want to avoid asia, too high a chance of being turned into a eunuch.
#294293 - RT is the bastion of free speech in this Jew controlled media. 07/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#294115 - nope consoles just work friendo :^) 07/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#294110 - It shouldn't matter! all you have to do is pop in the disc and play!  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #294113 - thesoulless (07/18/2014) [-]
It's not the actual game, it's just the beta, which has to be downloaded from the playstation store.
User avatar #294115 - bladeboy (07/18/2014) [-]
nope consoles just work friendo :^)
#294092 - I always speak the truth. 07/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#294090 - I call ******** . Consoles just work :^).  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #294095 - thesoulless (07/18/2014) [-]
Consoles? Yes. Canadian internet? Ha ha ha ha.
User avatar #294110 - bladeboy (07/18/2014) [-]
It shouldn't matter! all you have to do is pop in the disc and play!
User avatar #294113 - thesoulless (07/18/2014) [-]
It's not the actual game, it's just the beta, which has to be downloaded from the playstation store.
User avatar #294115 - bladeboy (07/18/2014) [-]
nope consoles just work friendo :^)
#294082 - The download times  [+] (6 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #294083 - thesoulless (07/18/2014) [-]
No joke, keeping in mind that I'm in NS so my internet connection isn't exactly fast. It's down to 74 minutes now.
User avatar #294090 - bladeboy (07/18/2014) [-]
I call bullshit. Consoles just work :^).
User avatar #294095 - thesoulless (07/18/2014) [-]
Consoles? Yes. Canadian internet? Ha ha ha ha.
User avatar #294110 - bladeboy (07/18/2014) [-]
It shouldn't matter! all you have to do is pop in the disc and play!
User avatar #294113 - thesoulless (07/18/2014) [-]
It's not the actual game, it's just the beta, which has to be downloaded from the playstation store.
User avatar #294115 - bladeboy (07/18/2014) [-]
nope consoles just work friendo :^)
#294079 - I call ******** on that  [+] (8 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #294081 - thesoulless (07/18/2014) [-]
On what?
User avatar #294082 - bladeboy (07/18/2014) [-]
The download times
User avatar #294083 - thesoulless (07/18/2014) [-]
No joke, keeping in mind that I'm in NS so my internet connection isn't exactly fast. It's down to 74 minutes now.
User avatar #294090 - bladeboy (07/18/2014) [-]
I call bullshit. Consoles just work :^).
User avatar #294095 - thesoulless (07/18/2014) [-]
Consoles? Yes. Canadian internet? Ha ha ha ha.
User avatar #294110 - bladeboy (07/18/2014) [-]
It shouldn't matter! all you have to do is pop in the disc and play!
User avatar #294113 - thesoulless (07/18/2014) [-]
It's not the actual game, it's just the beta, which has to be downloaded from the playstation store.
User avatar #294115 - bladeboy (07/18/2014) [-]
nope consoles just work friendo :^)
#294078 - >posts pony picture >expects people not to judge you…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #294089 - shibe (07/18/2014) [-]
but also tru
User avatar #294092 - bladeboy (07/18/2014) [-]
I always speak the truth.
User avatar #294088 - shibe (07/18/2014) [-]
this is just rude
#293960 - Look up his bang bros video  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#293986 - fishinyourface (07/17/2014) [-]
I'm so embarrassed for him. Jesus...
User avatar #293964 - awesomerninjathing (07/17/2014) [-]
lmao this nigga went from bangbus to streaking at the world cup
User avatar #293961 - shibe (07/17/2014) [-]
nah im doing other things now
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User avatar #652 - dalokan ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Happy birthday
User avatar #653 to #652 - bladeboy (08/23/2014) [-]
Thanks senpai
User avatar #654 to #653 - dalokan ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
bae my heart beats for you as hard as a white-thrash step-dad

<3
User avatar #651 to #650 - misticalz ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
gay
User avatar #646 - teoberry (08/02/2014) [-]
the white liquor
User avatar #647 to #646 - bladeboy (08/02/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #648 to #647 - teoberry (08/02/2014) [-]
I finally watched the tpb movie
User avatar #649 to #648 - bladeboy (08/02/2014) [-]
Get the **** outta here ya ****** dogs
User avatar #630 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
YOU LIVE IN MILTON YEAH, AND MY DAD WANTS TO GO OUT FOR DINNER TO celebrate "graduating HS" cause my family doesn't do school, so where should I go in Milton? I don't go to fancy restaurants as the only time I go out is with friends and that is usually to fast food places or cheaper restaurants
User avatar #631 to #630 - bladeboy (07/02/2014) [-]
Rad Brothers bar and grill, make sure to order these fries they have which come with like beef, sour cream, jalapenoes, bacon
User avatar #632 to #631 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
K, not really what I wanted but thanks
User avatar #633 to #632 - bladeboy (07/02/2014) [-]
I thought you wanted some place that isnt really classy but still nice
User avatar #634 to #633 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Idk, I don't think a bar is the best choice though
User avatar #635 to #634 - bladeboy (07/02/2014) [-]
I've been there 4 times, it's probably the best food I've had in Milton. It's a wednesday, almost no one will be at the bar during dinner time. Even if they are the bar isn't that big of a part of the restaurant. I highly recommend it.
User avatar #636 to #635 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Hmm, alright, I guess I'll see if my dad will go for it, thanks
User avatar #637 to #636 - bladeboy (07/02/2014) [-]
Were you looking for fancy? I don't really think Milton even has fancy places to eat.

Check this out, but keep rad brothers in mind. www.tripadvisor.ca/Restaurants-g499275-Milton_Ontario.html
User avatar #638 to #637 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I was thinking about going to a brown restaurant just to piss my dad off, but yea, Milton has a pretty **** selection. **** it, I'll go to Rad Brothers
User avatar #639 to #638 - bladeboy (07/02/2014) [-]
Atta boy

Make sure to order these:
LA BAMBA FRIES
User avatar #640 to #639 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Alright I'll do that, thanks
User avatar #629 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
HEY
User avatar #628 - heartlessrobot (07/02/2014) [-]
Ey bb, guess who's back?
User avatar #619 - teoberry (06/23/2014) [-]
You're a pretty big billy talent fan, right?
User avatar #620 to #619 - bladeboy (06/23/2014) [-]
Somewhat
User avatar #621 to #620 - teoberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Oh lel. I was gonna rub it in how I can see them for free this year but you're not a diehard fan so it doesn't work L(
User avatar #623 to #621 - bladeboy (06/23/2014) [-]
So can I ******* , they play for free at edge fest every summer.
User avatar #625 to #624 - bladeboy (06/23/2014) [-]
It's like when you tried to rub those calgary flames hats in my face lol
User avatar #626 to #625 - teoberry (06/23/2014) [-]
s-shut up :'( those hats were from the saddledome tho so you can suck it
User avatar #617 - teoberry (06/18/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsZ98j1vdms this still makes me cry ;-;
User avatar #611 to #609 - chromii (05/16/2014) [-]
It didn't get removed for those reasons at all. Please don't listen to this hill billy, he's the worse try hard troll I have ever seen. You can contact me for details
User avatar #612 to #611 - revengeforfreeze (05/16/2014) [-]
don't believe either of you fully
User avatar #613 to #612 - chromii (05/16/2014) [-]
I respect your opinion, but you can hear my side of the story and judge for yourself. Please don't take anything that this guy says at full face value, I have argued with him in the past and even though he accepts that he was wrong numerous times he still goes on to spread complete and utter nonsense to other people.
User avatar #615 to #613 - bladeboy (05/20/2014) [-]
I've never accepted I was wrong lol. Also I'm not a troll, I just think gearboy is **** .
User avatar #610 to #609 - bladeboy (05/16/2014) [-]
They got deleted for criticizing gearboy and providing evidence that he traces, therefore making him not a "muh oceeee" creator
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