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bladeboy

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:5/06/2015
Location:Canada
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#174864 - tfw skyrim mesh's wont work 01/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#174751 - Spreading hard butter on soft bread  [+] (8 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +15
User avatar #174922 - threeeighteen (01/15/2014) [-]
My stepdad insists on the butter being as hard as a fucking rock, any softer and he says its fucking melted. Also thinks that having a tea towel on the oven handle while the oven is on will make it catch fire. Fucking retard.
User avatar #174774 - shibe (01/15/2014) [-]
spreading in general


seriously whenever i try to spread jelly or butter, i end up fucking up every time and not spreading anything, I know it's a simple task but I copy everything that my mom does and I still can't fucking do it

so i just eat toast without butter

i've grown to really like it
User avatar #174885 - gorilladinn (01/15/2014) [-]
use your thumbs and just force that shit everywhere
let the butter know who's in charge.
User avatar #174821 - megavoir (01/15/2014) [-]
now what if it was spreading for a guy instead of butter
wouldn't you like that
User avatar #174824 - shibe (01/15/2014) [-]
but thats gay
User avatar #174830 - megavoir (01/15/2014) [-]
exactly
i'm sorry i see people saying you're a gay furry or whatever a lot and wanna join the fun
User avatar #174834 - shibe (01/15/2014) [-]
it's fine go ahead

the joke is I'm "bi-furrious"

basically you take furry and bicurious and mix them together or something, I don't know how teoterry works it.

I'm not even a furry so it doesn't really fit me all too much.
User avatar #174791 - misticalz (01/15/2014) [-]
Iunno why people use fuckin knives.
Use a spoon, you scoop at hard to reach places.
Then you wipe the glob you've picked up against the toast, then start spreading easily with the back of the spoon
#174749 - Yeah. Come to CK, we all love funnyjunk :^)  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #174752 - ferrettamer (01/15/2014) [-]
Ok, good idea friend
#174733 - Aint no party like a roliga house party 01/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#174732 - but da pussy game is ridiculous 01/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#174710 - Just like your self esteem ziiiiiiiiiinger  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
User avatar #174714 - shibe (01/15/2014) [-]
#174707 - Yes he should.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #174746 - ferrettamer (01/15/2014) [-]
Hey, I think I'm going to get one of those shirts, should I walk around Milton wearing it?
User avatar #174749 - bladeboy (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah. Come to CK, we all love funnyjunk :^)
User avatar #174752 - ferrettamer (01/15/2014) [-]
Ok, good idea friend
User avatar #174709 - shibe (01/15/2014) [-]
That's terrible.
User avatar #174710 - bladeboy (01/15/2014) [-]
Just like your self esteem

ziiiiiiiiiinger
User avatar #174714 - shibe (01/15/2014) [-]
#174702 - No you won't, you're a beta. You'll probably let them have the…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #174946 - infamoustrapper (01/15/2014) [-]
oi I'm tough. i've gotten in a fight b4
User avatar #174712 - teoanon (01/15/2014) [-]
Then they'd trade usernames afterwards.
#174717 - Common Pepe (01/15/2014) [-]
And then, after they find out who he is, they'll beat him up.
User avatar #174706 - shibe (01/15/2014) [-]
Even if he wasn't a beta, he shouldn't beat someone up for wearing a shirt.
User avatar #174707 - bladeboy (01/15/2014) [-]
Yes he should.
User avatar #174746 - ferrettamer (01/15/2014) [-]
Hey, I think I'm going to get one of those shirts, should I walk around Milton wearing it?
User avatar #174749 - bladeboy (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah. Come to CK, we all love funnyjunk :^)
User avatar #174752 - ferrettamer (01/15/2014) [-]
Ok, good idea friend
User avatar #174709 - shibe (01/15/2014) [-]
That's terrible.
User avatar #174710 - bladeboy (01/15/2014) [-]
Just like your self esteem

ziiiiiiiiiinger
User avatar #174714 - shibe (01/15/2014) [-]
#174269 - reddit is much better lol  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #174272 - EdwardNigma (01/14/2014) [-]
I can't fucking stand reddit, the people act like such twats.
#174264 - IT'S THE ******* INTERNET, STOP TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY,…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #174265 - shibe (01/14/2014) [-]
no
#173787 - Mama mia! thats-a spicy club!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#173789 - Common Pepe (01/13/2014) [-]
plus there's a 4-1 female to male ratio
#173788 - Common Pepe (01/13/2014) [-]
The teacher brings us food every week it's so fucking worth it.
#173727 - Lee was a excellently designed character Weaboos  [+] (13 new replies) 01/13/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #173735 - sirbutterballs (01/13/2014) [-]
They make for some grade A cringe channel material

Actually retarded people.
User avatar #173741 - chaosfanatic (01/13/2014) [-]
They make grade A green text story material.

/b/
User avatar #173736 - majormayor (01/13/2014) [-]
They're generally not mean.

Twitter
User avatar #173745 - chaosfanatic (01/13/2014) [-]
Swag.
User avatar #173749 - misticalz (01/13/2014) [-]
Makes it easier to find out who to make friends with. As in it's easy to weed out the faggots.

The smell of shit
User avatar #173754 - chaosfanatic (01/13/2014) [-]
People with a scat fetish have a boner.

Banana tits
User avatar #173756 - sirbutterballs (01/13/2014) [-]
They're high in potassium

Nintendorks
User avatar #173770 - chaosfanatic (01/13/2014) [-]
They are great at masterbaiting other fanbases.

Sonyggers
User avatar #173786 - sirbutterballs (01/13/2014) [-]
They're supporting the best systems outta the bunch

Microsoft fanboys.
User avatar #173791 - majormayor (01/13/2014) [-]
They're not even shitting up /v/.

Reddit
User avatar #173792 - sirbutterballs (01/13/2014) [-]
I can't see anything good about that hell-hole.
User avatar #173793 - majormayor (01/13/2014) [-]
I guess this thread is over.
User avatar #173742 - chaosfanatic (01/13/2014) [-]
Keeps idiots at bay
#12 - Good thing it's not me. 01/13/2014 on Cringe +16
#9 - yup  [+] (3 new replies) 01/13/2014 on Cringe 0
User avatar #11 - heartlessrobot (01/13/2014) [-]
Well, that sucks. Never good to pop up in a cringe compilation.
#12 - bladeboy (01/13/2014) [-]
Good thing it's not me.
#10 - heartlessrobot has deleted their comment.
#173671 - Pretty sure yeah, either that or he was one of the major contr… 01/13/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#173665 - I think he got booted off the Monstercat team because of some …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/13/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #173670 - misticalz (01/13/2014) [-]
he made monstercat?
User avatar #173671 - bladeboy (01/13/2014) [-]
Pretty sure yeah, either that or he was one of the major contributors to its success.
User avatar #173666 - sirbutterballs (01/13/2014) [-]
That's shit
That's really really shit.
#173664 - I used to listen to that channel so much. Then Ephixa went cra…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #173669 - misticalz (01/13/2014) [-]
howd he go crazi?
#173650 - There's no ******* way people think Monstercat is one g…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/13/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #173663 - sirbutterballs (01/13/2014) [-]
Shit man, what did happen to ephixa?
I haven't heard an original from 'em in ages.
User avatar #173665 - bladeboy (01/13/2014) [-]
I think he got booted off the Monstercat team because of some shifty lawyer finding a flaw in the contract or something even though he created it
User avatar #173670 - misticalz (01/13/2014) [-]
he made monstercat?
User avatar #173671 - bladeboy (01/13/2014) [-]
Pretty sure yeah, either that or he was one of the major contributors to its success.
User avatar #173666 - sirbutterballs (01/13/2014) [-]
That's shit
That's really really shit.
User avatar #173655 - misticalz (01/13/2014) [-]
I've seen countless people say
"I love Mosntercat! My favorite artist!"
User avatar #173664 - bladeboy (01/13/2014) [-]
I used to listen to that channel so much. Then Ephixa went crazy and dropped off the face of the internet.
User avatar #173669 - misticalz (01/13/2014) [-]
howd he go crazi?
#173535 - Yea, 50k is like holy **** ****** . 01/12/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#173529 - Middle class with a nice cottage in the family. 01/12/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#173525 - those glorious feels when having a cottage in northern Ontario  [+] (5 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#173772 - Common Pepe (01/13/2014) [-]
with you there brother
User avatar #173527 - misticalz (01/12/2014) [-]
so ur rich too
User avatar #173529 - bladeboy (01/12/2014) [-]
Middle class with a nice cottage in the family.
User avatar #173526 - cottage (01/12/2014) [-]
ami really glorious
User avatar #173528 - misticalz (01/12/2014) [-]
pls go fuk self now
#173265 - bladeboy  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #173267 - aclopolipse (01/12/2014) [-]
You should be in the system now.
User avatar #173273 - thesoulless (01/12/2014) [-]
Can I be a mod? My name is TheS0ulless
#173263 - Make me a moderator yo, and let people post. Your ***** …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #173264 - aclopolipse (01/12/2014) [-]
What's your Reddit name, "yo"?
User avatar #173265 - bladeboy (01/12/2014) [-]
bladeboy
User avatar #173267 - aclopolipse (01/12/2014) [-]
You should be in the system now.
User avatar #173273 - thesoulless (01/12/2014) [-]
Can I be a mod? My name is TheS0ulless
#800623 - It can be whatever you want it to be ;) 01/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +3
#564695 - sooooooo whens that pokebank thingy comming?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #564699 - gongthehawkeye (01/12/2014) [-]
When George RR Martin orders the pizza. 1 Hour Loop - South Park "Chorus of Weiners" Song
#564696 - stadic (01/12/2014) [-]
When Ash becomes the Pokemon Champion

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#671 - Common Pepe (03/01/2015) [-]
you're profile is so lewd xD
User avatar #669 - ferrettamer (01/23/2015) [-]
I think I've found you on Facebook ;)
User avatar #663 - teoyuppie (01/17/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ my eyes.
User avatar #667 to #663 - bladeboy (01/17/2015) [-]
Welcome to hell.
User avatar #661 - bladeboy (12/04/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link

lez be thankful for this video
User avatar #658 - scytherkris (11/16/2014) [-]
happy birthday
User avatar #659 to #658 - bladeboy (11/16/2014) [-]
It was in the summer, but thanks.
User avatar #660 to #659 - scytherkris (11/16/2014) [-]
happy hanukkah
User avatar #652 - dalokan (08/23/2014) [-]
Happy birthday
User avatar #653 to #652 - bladeboy (08/23/2014) [-]
Thanks senpai
User avatar #654 to #653 - dalokan (08/23/2014) [-]
bae my heart beats for you as hard as a white-thrash step-dad

<3
User avatar #666 to #651 - misticalz (01/17/2015) [-]
cool tho
User avatar #664 to #651 - teoyuppie (01/17/2015) [-]
dat u?
User avatar #665 to #664 - misticalz (01/17/2015) [-]
Nah thats theo
User avatar #668 to #665 - teoyuppie (01/17/2015) [-]
Of course, I forgot you added me on Snapchat.
User avatar #646 - teoberry (08/02/2014) [-]
the white liquor
User avatar #647 to #646 - bladeboy (08/02/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #648 to #647 - teoberry (08/02/2014) [-]
I finally watched the tpb movie
User avatar #649 to #648 - bladeboy (08/02/2014) [-]
Get the **** outta here ya ****** dogs
User avatar #630 - ferrettamer (07/02/2014) [-]
YOU LIVE IN MILTON YEAH, AND MY DAD WANTS TO GO OUT FOR DINNER TO celebrate "graduating HS" cause my family doesn't do school, so where should I go in Milton? I don't go to fancy restaurants as the only time I go out is with friends and that is usually to fast food places or cheaper restaurants
User avatar #631 to #630 - bladeboy (07/02/2014) [-]
Rad Brothers bar and grill, make sure to order these fries they have which come with like beef, sour cream, jalapenoes, bacon
User avatar #632 to #631 - ferrettamer (07/02/2014) [-]
K, not really what I wanted but thanks
User avatar #633 to #632 - bladeboy (07/02/2014) [-]
I thought you wanted some place that isnt really classy but still nice
User avatar #634 to #633 - ferrettamer (07/02/2014) [-]
Idk, I don't think a bar is the best choice though
User avatar #635 to #634 - bladeboy (07/02/2014) [-]
I've been there 4 times, it's probably the best food I've had in Milton. It's a wednesday, almost no one will be at the bar during dinner time. Even if they are the bar isn't that big of a part of the restaurant. I highly recommend it.
User avatar #636 to #635 - ferrettamer (07/02/2014) [-]
Hmm, alright, I guess I'll see if my dad will go for it, thanks
User avatar #637 to #636 - bladeboy (07/02/2014) [-]
Were you looking for fancy? I don't really think Milton even has fancy places to eat.

Check this out, but keep rad brothers in mind. www.tripadvisor.ca/Restaurants-g499275-Milton_Ontario.html
User avatar #638 to #637 - ferrettamer (07/02/2014) [-]
I was thinking about going to a brown restaurant just to piss my dad off, but yea, Milton has a pretty **** selection. **** it, I'll go to Rad Brothers
User avatar #639 to #638 - bladeboy (07/02/2014) [-]
Atta boy

Make sure to order these:
LA BAMBA FRIES
User avatar #640 to #639 - ferrettamer (07/02/2014) [-]
Alright I'll do that, thanks
User avatar #629 - ferrettamer (07/02/2014) [-]
HEY
User avatar #628 - heartlessrobot (07/02/2014) [-]
Ey bb, guess who's back?
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