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#307399 - Sure man  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #307400 - awesomerninjathing (08/16/2014) [-]
k
#307386 - "I guess it was worth it cuz the hot chick hugged me late…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
User avatar #307388 - awesomerninjathing (08/16/2014) [-]
I was laughing at myself for saying I got boobies on my heart
#307399 - bladeboy (08/16/2014) [-]
Sure man
User avatar #307400 - awesomerninjathing (08/16/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #307390 - nefarian (08/16/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #307391 - awesomerninjathing (08/16/2014) [-]
I laugh at my own jokes all the time ironically lol
#307397 - nefarian (08/16/2014) [-]
#307384 - The fact that you're excited about a hug is bad man, real bad.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
User avatar #307385 - awesomerninjathing (08/16/2014) [-]
where was I excited

I said I guess it makes up for wasting my time with the fat chick
User avatar #307386 - bladeboy (08/16/2014) [-]
"I guess it was worth it cuz the hot chick hugged me later and I felt the boobies on my heart lmao"
User avatar #307388 - awesomerninjathing (08/16/2014) [-]
I was laughing at myself for saying I got boobies on my heart
#307399 - bladeboy (08/16/2014) [-]
Sure man
User avatar #307400 - awesomerninjathing (08/16/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #307390 - nefarian (08/16/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #307391 - awesomerninjathing (08/16/2014) [-]
I laugh at my own jokes all the time ironically lol
#307397 - nefarian (08/16/2014) [-]
#307382 - YOU WASTED WEED TO GET A ******* HUG? AHAHHAHAHAH…  [+] (28 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #307383 - awesomerninjathing (08/16/2014) [-]
not my weed
they bought 2 grams for 10$
User avatar #307409 - teoberry (08/16/2014) [-]
>2 grams
>$10
confirmed for shit-tier weed
User avatar #307411 - freedomreturns (08/16/2014) [-]
Do you not smoke oregano?
User avatar #307412 - teoberry (08/16/2014) [-]
Funny enough, I actually have.
#307415 - teoberry has deleted their comment.
User avatar #307414 - freedomreturns (08/16/2014) [-]
Intentionally?
User avatar #307416 - teoberry (08/16/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #307419 - teoyuppie (08/16/2014) [-]
But. . .y?
User avatar #307421 - teoberry (08/16/2014) [-]
My friend practiced rolling joints using oregano so we just kinda yoloed it.
User avatar #307431 - teoyuppie (08/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #307435 - teoberry (08/16/2014) [-]
It tasted pretty normal.
User avatar #307417 - freedomreturns (08/16/2014) [-]
Drugs are bad, Teoberry.
User avatar #307418 - teoberry (08/16/2014) [-]
Don't worry, I stopped. I stick to Thyme now.
User avatar #307433 - teoyuppie (08/16/2014) [-]
Next you'll move on to Rosemay, then snort cinnamon. Believe me, stop while you can. You'll end up in a downward seasonal spiral. Quit while you have the willpower!
User avatar #307434 - teoberry (08/16/2014) [-]
I've already done the whole cinnamon thing
User avatar #307439 - teoyuppie (08/16/2014) [-]
Matteo, we need an intervention. We're here for you baby. Please just let us in. We're willing to get you help!
User avatar #307440 - teoberry (08/16/2014) [-]
I don't need help I did that plus chili powder for money lol
User avatar #307446 - teoyuppie (08/16/2014) [-]
I snorted fundip back in high school for 10 bucks. Just one little line. Bitch nigga gave me 10 dollars for one line of sugar.
User avatar #307454 - teoberry (08/16/2014) [-]
The nosebleed I got wasn't worth the 20 or so bucks I was paid.
User avatar #307384 - bladeboy (08/16/2014) [-]
The fact that you're excited about a hug is bad man, real bad.
User avatar #307385 - awesomerninjathing (08/16/2014) [-]
where was I excited

I said I guess it makes up for wasting my time with the fat chick
User avatar #307386 - bladeboy (08/16/2014) [-]
"I guess it was worth it cuz the hot chick hugged me later and I felt the boobies on my heart lmao"
User avatar #307388 - awesomerninjathing (08/16/2014) [-]
I was laughing at myself for saying I got boobies on my heart
#307399 - bladeboy (08/16/2014) [-]
Sure man
User avatar #307400 - awesomerninjathing (08/16/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #307390 - nefarian (08/16/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #307391 - awesomerninjathing (08/16/2014) [-]
I laugh at my own jokes all the time ironically lol
#307397 - nefarian (08/16/2014) [-]
#307276 - FOR FINGERING  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #307277 - akl (08/16/2014) [-]
that's some kind of fucked up deformity to have finger muscles
#307273 - Your girl likes my finger muscles  [+] (4 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #307275 - akl (08/16/2014) [-]
finger muscles
User avatar #307276 - bladeboy (08/16/2014) [-]
FOR FINGERING
User avatar #307277 - akl (08/16/2014) [-]
that's some kind of fucked up deformity to have finger muscles
User avatar #307274 - teoberry (08/16/2014) [-]
so does your mom
#307271 - My cocks my biggest muscle  [+] (6 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #307272 - teoberry (08/16/2014) [-]
It's like your only muscle
#307273 - bladeboy (08/16/2014) [-]
Your girl likes my finger muscles
User avatar #307275 - akl (08/16/2014) [-]
finger muscles
User avatar #307276 - bladeboy (08/16/2014) [-]
FOR FINGERING
User avatar #307277 - akl (08/16/2014) [-]
that's some kind of fucked up deformity to have finger muscles
User avatar #307274 - teoberry (08/16/2014) [-]
so does your mom
#307268 - l2sports fag  [+] (9 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#307269 - whatley (08/16/2014) [-]
>2014
>Not having the brain as your biggest muscle
User avatar #307326 - thechosentroll (08/16/2014) [-]
On one hand, the brain isn't a muscle. On the other, it's technically correct.
User avatar #307271 - bladeboy (08/16/2014) [-]
My cocks my biggest muscle
User avatar #307272 - teoberry (08/16/2014) [-]
It's like your only muscle
#307273 - bladeboy (08/16/2014) [-]
Your girl likes my finger muscles
User avatar #307275 - akl (08/16/2014) [-]
finger muscles
User avatar #307276 - bladeboy (08/16/2014) [-]
FOR FINGERING
User avatar #307277 - akl (08/16/2014) [-]
that's some kind of fucked up deformity to have finger muscles
User avatar #307274 - teoberry (08/16/2014) [-]
so does your mom
#307257 - Because science is for nerds  [+] (22 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #307265 - whatley (08/16/2014) [-]
Well maybe if all you cunts stopped studying your damn liberal arts and psychology degrees we'd have more nerds. And then maybe we'd have more cool shit like cold fusion and Alcubierre drives.
User avatar #307309 - rebornpooper (08/16/2014) [-]
That was one of the most douchiest comments I ever read.
User avatar #307311 - whatley (08/16/2014) [-]
It's not serious dude, although people doing useless degrees either need to stop moaning when they can't get a job.
User avatar #307313 - rebornpooper (08/16/2014) [-]
That has very little to do with the activity of the science board.
User avatar #307316 - whatley (08/16/2014) [-]
It doesn't? If people did more science degrees then the science board would be more active.
User avatar #307317 - rebornpooper (08/16/2014) [-]
Well excuse me, but how exactly do you know that?
User avatar #307318 - whatley (08/16/2014) [-]
Logic?
If more people did science degrees they'd be more interested in science as they would understand it better. This would lead to more activity on the science board as people would want to talk about these things.
User avatar #307320 - rebornpooper (08/16/2014) [-]
That's a stupid slippery slope.
User avatar #307321 - whatley (08/16/2014) [-]
Explain why.
User avatar #307342 - rebornpooper (08/16/2014) [-]
>If more people did science degress they'd be more interested in science
Well, first of all, this statement is a bit awkward. I can't back this up with a statistic, but most people that I've spoken with in my life decide a degree because of interest.

>This would lead to more activity on the science board as people would want to talk about these things.
Yeah, the thing is that you have no logic or any sort of proof that this would happen. This statement can only be assumed true if the assertions that the individual would: (1)Only post in areas where they have credibility in (2) WANT to discuss science on a comedy website and (3) have enough of an engaging experience to justify their time.
Point 1 isn't able to be confirmed because we don't have any data of where these persons would go (since a degree wouldn't prevent the members from rather visiting other recreational boards such as gaming). Point 2 is just silly, since there are plenty of other places with more intellectual peers to discuss than this backwater shithole. Point 3 would most likely not happen, as the community here isn't mature enough or deep enough to understand scientific matters outside of le may-mays.
If the teenagers of FJ were old enough to have degrees in science and want to talk about intellectual scientific matters, they would do it in a more fitting environment.

For comparison, just how many people on /religion/ do you think are studying theology?
User avatar #307345 - whatley (08/16/2014) [-]
This is true, but hypothetically if we forced everyone to do a science degree (not advocating this) there would be an increase in interest, especially among those that didn't realise they had an interest or natural attunement to it.

As for the assertions. (1) People would not necessarily only post in areas where they have. The general increase in interest would mean that people would want to find out more in areas they didn't know about, combined with the ability to do so due to the already strong basis in science they had.
(2) - Considering the religion board is pretty active, NSFW is very active, items is very active, anime is very active. I don't think the argument that this is a Comedy website therefore people don't want to do other things on it is very valid.
(3) - See above point, those boards all manage to be engaging enough to be active, and aren't really linked to comedy.

I don't understand what you mean by preventing people from visiting other boards? It's quite possible to be active on more than one board.
I don't see why people wouldn't talk about supposedly intellectual things here. Granted, it's not a intellectual utopia, but I see people talking a lot about politics, economics, and that kind of thing. Don't see why science couldn't be included.

Trust me, none are, I used to be fairly active there. But I contest that if this website was full of theology students then it would be a lot more active.

User avatar #307348 - rebornpooper (08/16/2014) [-]
Your premise is a load of shit.
"If we forced everyone to do a science degree"
And who the fuck says that would force people to visit the board? Do you have any sort of statistic to push that Funnyjunk users aren't already taking some sort of science-related degree? Do you have immediate proof that these individuals would think that Funnyjunk is a good place to talk about science, when we have for example numerous "-explain 'experts'" who fuck up greatly in their fields on numerous occasions.
>people would want to find out more in areas they didn't know about
Again, why exactly woul- You know what? I'm done asking these open ended questions.
Funnyjunk is a very shitty place to do this, as is most online forms that prevent authentication of the users. There's nothing stopping someone from posting on a website dedicated towards science that can actively ban users for posting misleading information. There's nothing stopping users from conducting individual research regarding topics that they know little about.
>Considering the religion board is pretty active, NSFW is very active, items is very active, anime is very active. I don't think the argument that this is a Comedy website therefore people don't want to do other things on it is very valid.
Yeah, the thing is that almost everything that you listed is for recreational purposes. Recreational, as in little to no thought is put into their postings ( As a former poster on it, I'm not excluding the religion board from that statement ). These boards prove that the community doesn't want to think deeply on matters. We come here to laugh and to hold simple interactions.

>talking a lot about politics, economics, and that kind of thing. Don't see why science couldn't be included.
Any opinionated asshole can talk about politics and economics. Science is known to have the possibly of being proven false. Coincidentally, a bunch of internet teenagers discuss the former more than the latter. Go figure.
User avatar #307268 - bladeboy (08/16/2014) [-]
l2sports fag
#307269 - whatley (08/16/2014) [-]
>2014
>Not having the brain as your biggest muscle
User avatar #307326 - thechosentroll (08/16/2014) [-]
On one hand, the brain isn't a muscle. On the other, it's technically correct.
User avatar #307271 - bladeboy (08/16/2014) [-]
My cocks my biggest muscle
User avatar #307272 - teoberry (08/16/2014) [-]
It's like your only muscle
#307273 - bladeboy (08/16/2014) [-]
Your girl likes my finger muscles
User avatar #307275 - akl (08/16/2014) [-]
finger muscles
User avatar #307276 - bladeboy (08/16/2014) [-]
FOR FINGERING
User avatar #307277 - akl (08/16/2014) [-]
that's some kind of fucked up deformity to have finger muscles
User avatar #307274 - teoberry (08/16/2014) [-]
so does your mom
#307240 - MAN MAN MAN OF THE YEAR 08/16/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#307218 - Holy **** , there's kids in the projects that woul… 08/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#307190 - Pocky is soooooooo **** . Stale bread and *… 08/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#307188 - ****** cunt 08/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#307187 - What kind of tv are you watching wear ****** isn'…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #307512 - KINGOFTHESTARS (08/16/2014) [-]
boondocks and southpark are the oonly ones i can recall at the time
User avatar #307204 - nefarian (08/15/2014) [-]
Texan things
User avatar #307191 - megavoir (08/15/2014) [-]
American things
#307031 - >implying I don't soap my wrestling bro's down after each practice 08/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#307030 - >french speaks for itselfs 08/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#307021 - >not wanting to be surrounded by bitches shaking their fat …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #307067 - teoyuppie (08/15/2014) [-]
bladeboy > GearBoy
User avatar #307027 - awesomerninjathing (08/15/2014) [-]
>bladeboy

FAGGOT
User avatar #307030 - bladeboy (08/15/2014) [-]
>french

speaks for itselfs
#307022 - wittypotato (08/15/2014) [-]
While your busy hanging out with whores, I'll be at the gym, lifting weights and oiling up with my gym buddies. When you're out there kissing girls like the faggot you are, I'll be fresh from a steamy shower with my spotting pal, soaking in my fresh gains. For every aSs you slap out of lust, I'll slap one in congratulations of a job well done. Now tell me again, which one of us is really the faggot here?
User avatar #307031 - bladeboy (08/15/2014) [-]
>implying I don't soap my wrestling bro's down after each practice
#306998 - our* my brain no advance  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #307007 - nefarian (08/15/2014) [-]
So advanced you had too much confidence to read your sentence twice.
#306997 - >mfw protein from cooked meat is one of the reasons are bra…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #306998 - bladeboy (08/15/2014) [-]
our* my brain no advance
User avatar #307007 - nefarian (08/15/2014) [-]
So advanced you had too much confidence to read your sentence twice.
#161 - Tumblrinas who have never been to a party. 08/15/2014 on failed to get high +4
#306811 - Weed makes your penis grow by 4 inches 08/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#306809 - Picture 08/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#306806 - Banana has **** tastes 08/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#306800 - You don't smoke you bitch ass ***** , don't …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #306804 - ferrettamer (08/15/2014) [-]
It was a sad face that somebody with such ok taste in video games and music could do MDMA
User avatar #306806 - bladeboy (08/15/2014) [-]
Banana has shit tastes
#306796 - No, it shows that you're a autist who keeps track of people he…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #306797 - furiousmarshmellow (08/15/2014) [-]
#rood
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User avatar #652 - dalokan (08/23/2014) [-]
Happy birthday
User avatar #653 to #652 - bladeboy (08/23/2014) [-]
Thanks senpai
User avatar #654 to #653 - dalokan (08/23/2014) [-]
bae my heart beats for you as hard as a white-thrash step-dad

<3
User avatar #646 - teoberry (08/02/2014) [-]
the white liquor
User avatar #647 to #646 - bladeboy (08/02/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #648 to #647 - teoberry (08/02/2014) [-]
I finally watched the tpb movie
User avatar #649 to #648 - bladeboy (08/02/2014) [-]
Get the **** outta here ya ****** dogs
User avatar #630 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
YOU LIVE IN MILTON YEAH, AND MY DAD WANTS TO GO OUT FOR DINNER TO celebrate "graduating HS" cause my family doesn't do school, so where should I go in Milton? I don't go to fancy restaurants as the only time I go out is with friends and that is usually to fast food places or cheaper restaurants
User avatar #631 to #630 - bladeboy (07/02/2014) [-]
Rad Brothers bar and grill, make sure to order these fries they have which come with like beef, sour cream, jalapenoes, bacon
User avatar #632 to #631 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
K, not really what I wanted but thanks
User avatar #633 to #632 - bladeboy (07/02/2014) [-]
I thought you wanted some place that isnt really classy but still nice
User avatar #634 to #633 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Idk, I don't think a bar is the best choice though
User avatar #635 to #634 - bladeboy (07/02/2014) [-]
I've been there 4 times, it's probably the best food I've had in Milton. It's a wednesday, almost no one will be at the bar during dinner time. Even if they are the bar isn't that big of a part of the restaurant. I highly recommend it.
User avatar #636 to #635 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Hmm, alright, I guess I'll see if my dad will go for it, thanks
User avatar #637 to #636 - bladeboy (07/02/2014) [-]
Were you looking for fancy? I don't really think Milton even has fancy places to eat.

Check this out, but keep rad brothers in mind. www.tripadvisor.ca/Restaurants-g499275-Milton_Ontario.html
User avatar #638 to #637 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I was thinking about going to a brown restaurant just to piss my dad off, but yea, Milton has a pretty **** selection. **** it, I'll go to Rad Brothers
User avatar #639 to #638 - bladeboy (07/02/2014) [-]
Atta boy

Make sure to order these:
LA BAMBA FRIES
User avatar #640 to #639 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Alright I'll do that, thanks
User avatar #629 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
HEY
User avatar #628 - heartlessrobot (07/02/2014) [-]
Ey bb, guess who's back?
User avatar #619 - teoberry (06/23/2014) [-]
You're a pretty big billy talent fan, right?
User avatar #620 to #619 - bladeboy (06/23/2014) [-]
Somewhat
User avatar #621 to #620 - teoberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Oh lel. I was gonna rub it in how I can see them for free this year but you're not a diehard fan so it doesn't work L(
User avatar #623 to #621 - bladeboy (06/23/2014) [-]
So can I ******* , they play for free at edge fest every summer.
User avatar #625 to #624 - bladeboy (06/23/2014) [-]
It's like when you tried to rub those calgary flames hats in my face lol
User avatar #626 to #625 - teoberry (06/23/2014) [-]
s-shut up :'( those hats were from the saddledome tho so you can suck it
User avatar #617 - teoberry (06/18/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsZ98j1vdms this still makes me cry ;-;
User avatar #611 to #609 - chromii (05/16/2014) [-]
It didn't get removed for those reasons at all. Please don't listen to this hill billy, he's the worse try hard troll I have ever seen. You can contact me for details
User avatar #612 to #611 - revengeforfreeze (05/16/2014) [-]
don't believe either of you fully
User avatar #613 to #612 - chromii (05/16/2014) [-]
I respect your opinion, but you can hear my side of the story and judge for yourself. Please don't take anything that this guy says at full face value, I have argued with him in the past and even though he accepts that he was wrong numerous times he still goes on to spread complete and utter nonsense to other people.
User avatar #615 to #613 - bladeboy (05/20/2014) [-]
I've never accepted I was wrong lol. Also I'm not a troll, I just think gearboy is **** .
User avatar #610 to #609 - bladeboy (05/16/2014) [-]
They got deleted for criticizing gearboy and providing evidence that he traces, therefore making him not a "muh oceeee" creator
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