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#64 - Where you even on this site during 2011-2012? The site was con…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/14/2016 on Citizen Journalist... +1
#72 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/14/2016) [-]
Been lurking since 2009, created my account in 2011, but yeah I know what you're talking about. It was all jokes back then, but now were a haven for literal racism/sexism. FFS we have a subscription group called "WeHateIslam" that is POPULAR.
#81 - wiseagain (07/14/2016) [-]
Fuck off.
There is a group out there in which killing people is a part of daily life.
In which women are objects to be bought and sold, and are married to men from the age of six, and can be killed via stoning if they ever disobey their spouse.
A group with whom any contact with other races, religions, or cultures results in violence and hatred.
And you're going to call Funnyjunk a haven for literal racism/sexism?

I'm bisexual.
Do you know what happens to people like me in Islamic countries?
We get blindfolded, our hands and feet are bound, and we are carried to the top of a tall building.
We are then thrown off of the building.
And then pelted with softball-sized stones by the entire village, in case we survive.

You bet your fucking ass I hate Islam.
#90 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/14/2016) [-]
Oh you were talking about Islam, for a moment based on your description I thought you could have been talking about Christianity, Scientology, Jehovahs Witness, Judaism, Hindu, or literally any fundamentalist community of any religion anywhere. There is nothing special about Islam that makes it so much better at spreading hate and isolationism. The VAST majority of Muslims (an incredibly diverse group of 1.6 BILLION people) are just normal people trying to live their lives peacefully, and, in Muslim countries and regions where they haven't been destabilized, fundamentalism gains no traction and that's exactly what they do.

What Muslim countries are you talking about? Are you talking about Kuwait, one of the most peaceful countries within a 1000 miles? Or maybe Jordan, a country with Freedom of Religion and a stellar human rights record? Or what about Indonesia, THE most Muslim country in the world, with 16% of all the world's Muslims, a constitutionally secular state with less religious conflict than even most Western countries? All 90% Muslim or more.

Or were you talking about Zambia? Where it's Illegal just to be homosexual. Or the Congo, or Moldova, or Armenia, or Russia. Oh wait, all of those countries, all with awful human rights for LGBT communities, are overwhelmingly Christian.

Don't blame an entire religion and it's followers for the actions of a hateful few. Almost all of them, across the world, are just people, trying to live their lives.
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#92 - wiseagain (07/14/2016) [-]
Fuck off.
"Don't blame an entire religion"
Have you noticed that it specifically states in the holy books that homosexuals are abominations on this earth and should be killed?
And how about Saudi Arabia? Or Afghanistan? Or Iran?
Y'know, all those countries that are famous for being Muslim? The ones where being gay is punishable by the death penalty?

And yeah, other religions do this too.
Christians and Jews and Hindus say "All gays should die! Death to faggots!".
But in all other religions, that's a minority. And other religions aren't actually trying to kill gay people.

Islam is a disease upon this earth. A disease that needs to be eradicated.
And as with all diseases, the greatest victims are those who have contracted it.

The hateful few? The hateful few are not the problem.
It is the moderate masses.
When a woman's head is being cut off for disrespecting her husband, they do nothing.
When people are killed for being gay, they do nothing.
When girls are married at 6 to men they have never met before, and killed at 8 because they weren't satisfactory to their husbands, they do nothing.

"All that needs happen for evil to prevail is for good men to stand by and do nothing."
#93 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/14/2016) [-]
It says that in the Christian old testament too. Also, they're not famous for being Muslim, they're famous for being hectic shitholes because the region is in chaos you dip.

It's a minority in Islam too. I could find you just as many "moderate Christians" who would watch you be strung up.

I'm sorry you have such a limited world view, and that it's put hate in your heart. I hope someday you look back on this and realize your hate-mongering only did bad things.
#76 - spookswoo (07/14/2016) [-]
lets be real tho, who fucking likes islam.
#80 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/14/2016) [-]
1.6+ billion people.

Also, that group is not is not dedicated to pointing out the flaws and fallacies of a religion. It's purpose is to post and promote blind hate towards Muslims, specifically migrant Muslims the middle east and surrounding areas.
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#67 - MatthewsGauss (07/14/2016) [-]
been here since 2010 can confirm
#65 - Jill "Homeopathy" Stein? 07/14/2016 on fuck why +4
#477927 - Pretty funny tho  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... -1
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#477952 - masterboll (07/13/2016) [-]
lets hope your autism dilutes over time then
#477924 - Concentrated autism  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... -1
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#477927 - bladeboy (07/13/2016) [-]
Pretty funny tho
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#477952 - masterboll (07/13/2016) [-]
lets hope your autism dilutes over time then
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#258 - >black people invented wheels what...what the **** 07/12/2016 on The Manhattan Project +1
#477840 - Thank you desert monkey  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#477841 - masterboll (07/12/2016) [-]
#477800 - She's like a medium 7, she looks like a Brazilian jungle monkey.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#477801 - masterboll (07/11/2016) [-]
thank you for your insightful contribution, urban monkey
#477840 - bladeboy (07/12/2016) [-]
Thank you desert monkey
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#477807 - anon (07/11/2016) [-]
-aoeui, still blocked by BBC cuck
#477777 - I like Portugal because they're whiter than Frances team.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#477786 - TheseChocodiles (07/11/2016) [-]
thanks for letting me know
#477716 - So ass mad  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#477717 - platinumaltaria (07/10/2016) [-]
Why yes, you are ;)