I'm not a furry but that was really well drawn. ~

i reallly liked the story

I love you too bby

Yo

I noticed that you too are from Florida. I'm just curious to know what part of Florida, it's not very often I find someone from the same state on FJ.

Miami. Hot as a motherfucker.

Oh that's a couple of hours away. I'm in Tampa.
Weather here changes like the mood swings of a pregnant woman.

I adore that gif.

Oh lord I just saw this
Thank you :D
The fact that you took the time to take the picture is just really nice of you! :D~~

Thank you! Haha, I don't know who that is, but I'll take it as a compliment. :)

**bladebites rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Highrusaur **
I hope I did it right, I never roll

What I was in my past life

I don't know how to feel about this

It's kinda sexy. I'm a freakin weird, creepy fish for Pete's sake!

**weenieandthebutt rolled a random image posted in comment #3866649 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** weapon/ally I'll use against you in a fight

Holy shit...that's like...really relevant. o.o
I actually took it to mean that you were "big meaty claws" rather than the fish himself

Guess I have a gift :D.

**weenieandthebutt rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at web battle ** this is your gift

This is ridiculous, they're pretty much all relevant.
The saddest part is profile comments don't get thumbs. :c

By relevant, do you mean accurate?

I wouldn't know, I've never fapped and I'm a virgin. v.v
It seems like a good way to get an infection (guys just have to jerk it, avoid blue balls and whatnot, but in my case it seems like sticking anything up there might cause more trouble than it's worth), seems like something I can live without.
In any case I doubt it, I've heard squirting is rare. o.o

I didn't fap until my 20s at least (I didn't know how to back then, don't ask lol). I'm still a virgin too but not out of my own choice unfortunately :-(. We don't have a hymen or anything like that in our dicks so it's all okay. I'd advise you to not fap in the meanwhile. It becomes a bad compulsive habit afterwards. Doesn't squirting only occur if the woman finishes before the man?

I'm not exactly sure. :o
Either way, the woman finishing before the man seems to be rare as well lol

Just a stranger/bee enhusiast that saw your bee comment's on DJ 4DM1N's profile and thought they were funny.~c:

I was born in Miami. My immediate family is Cuban, but for the most part after that Spain. Mostly Spaniard on my Father's side, Cuban on my mother's side. So you were close in terms of Spanish speaking.

Yay, I was almost right. Kinda similar to me. I was born in London, lived there all my life, I'm fully accustomed to British culture etc but I'm obviously not British. Wanna guess where I'm from?

You look English, what with the cool hair and all.

Really!? Maybe the pics which you'd seen so far are very deceitful. I'll tell you anyways; I'm Egyptian originally but can't speak Arabic at all (though I can recite a few verses from the Quran).

and the 'cool hair' part coming from a really pretty girl is actually really flattering I must say

That's pretty cool, I've never met anyone from somewhere like Egypt. It's all exotic and whatnot. :D
Getting called a pretty girl also has it's merits

Well it does have it's nice exotic areas but Cairo is a rundowned piece of shit at the moment with all its dirt, severe cases of poverty and loads of riots at the moment. I'm proud to be Egyptian in a way but culturally, gotta stick with the Brits there. I'm sure you must get a couple of Arab at least down in da USA. Do you speak Spanish yourself then?

I would so ask you out if you were a little older and weren't so god damn far away

Around my area it's mostly Hispanics, to the point where they outnumber the Americans. So we rarely get any Arabs here or otherwise. I do speak Spanish, my parents don't speak anything but Spanish, so it's to be expected. c:
Agreed, you're fucking awesome, especially in comparison to all the dudes I'm stuck living around

In London (in my area especially), there's a shit load of Asians and blacks, mainly consisting of Pakistanis and Indians. In terms of people I hang around with, I have a set of multicultural friends both Asian, White and Black so I can just about get away with most racist jokes. My immediate family aren't religious but the rest of my extended families are religious fanatics, to the point of homophobia, misogyny and supporting 9/11. My parents speak really good English but their first language is Arabic. I would love to visit Florida some day, I fucking had the chance to go with my mates last summer ughhh.

Agreed as in you'd go out with me also?

Why didn't you go if you had the chance? D:
Yes, you're a pretty great guy, to be honest

It was too expensive. Well I may be tempted to try and come down to Florida in the near future. It's on the bucket list of places I wanna go to such as Tokyo, Italy an' shit. Then again, my mates said that Florida was one of the most pretentious places they'd been to. Weather's nice though as opposed to the shit cold, rainy whether in the UK.

Yes, so much yes! You seem amazingly talented as well and I'm well jealous of your art skills.

Oh wow, your tastes in weather are the exact opposite of mine! The heat here drives me nuts.
Why thank you!

Hot weather can suck but standing in the cold is fucking horrible and putting on 15 layers because uncomfortable and itchy. I like being naked in the heat, feels goood. Guess you wouldn't want me to warm you up from the inside then *leIfYouKnowWhatIMean.jpeg*
Only telling you how it is

HueHueHueHue
I actually don't mid standing in the cold, but it's probably because whenever it does get kinda freezing I just try to enjoy it while it lasts. America apparently uses all it's heat to keep == it's penis== Florida warm, so we never get more than sweater weather. I went to Paris while it was still cold though, which was still pleasant. c:

I wish the UK just had a more 'equally proportionate' weather where it's half cold and half hot. It just seems to be cold and rainy most of the times, especially in the recent years where August weather is shit. Fuck you global warming! With hot weather, I'll admit that I hate the insects, I hate sweating, it's hard to jog in intense heat and I hate tanning. I guess Paris is the closest you'll get to visiting me huh :-/

Well, I've been to Spain, Paris, and I'm going to Italy in June. My family likes to travel a lot. c:
No London at the moment. :c

Hello brother!

Yo mind giving me you skype so we can keep in contact?

I would, but I don't have a Skype. I don't have any of those social networking sites, because I usually end up deleting them. So far all I have is an Instagram, and that's just because I like to post random shit there.

well whatever guess you don't love me enough.

Of course I do, big brother! I just hate so many other people I know that I don't want to keep in contact with them. I deleted my Facebook for the same reason, people kept asking me why I unfriended them. It's not the most fun conversation to have.
"Uh...because your statuses annoy me and I hate your face."

We barely talk together sis. I know you probably moved on but still.

I know, we have to. I got a new phone though, same number. Text me yours.

I also couldn't help but notice your username is that one radio station from Family Guy.
Also, you, too, love Blink 182. This is the beginning of a fabulous friendship.

Yep, you're the only one on FJ who has pointed that out so far. Everyone loves Family Guy but I've been watching that shit eversince season 1 first aired. Oh Blink, I FUCKING LOVE THEM!!! I'm guessing you found out from one of my comments. Favorite album? Favorite song? For me, favorite song is Dammit is my favorite song, every lyric is just so relevant. Favorite album, I can't decide between EOTS or TOYPAJ. I've seen them twice now, how about yourself? Your rant from a couple of days back, I'm just so glad that someone like your had put in a really concise, coherent perspective to which I could later utilize against other people. Material possession and financial wise, I'm fine with my life but I've been emotionally distressed on some occasions. I can't stand it when people often brush off my emotional problem and use that stupid "starving African children" analogy. Firstly, it's completely irrelevant. Secondly, even if it was relevant, it may not be anywhere close to the same magnitude as my problem but a problem is still a problem none the less. Otherwise, everywhere but the third world would be a fucking utopia! Sorry if seemed like I was repeating what you said but that's the main thing I wish to emphasis to other people.

I see you're from Florida and that you're a 22 year old chick. Nice to know a girl who actually reveals her age. Can I automatically assume that you're a uni student? Yep, I can indeed tell that it's gonna be a beautiful friendship.

Heh, sorry to shatter the "chick who actually reveals her age" thing, I'm actually a 15 year old chick . I just put whatever birth date when it asked, I figured it wouldn't show up anywhere anyway. So I am but a runt.
My favorite song would have to be "All the Small Things", the lyrics are awesome, but the rhythm is perfect. I never get bored of it. Take off your Pants and Jacket is my favorite album, definitely. I've never seen them play, I wish. Anytime they play close enough to me I miss it.
Damn, your rant is better than mine, haha.

15 years old? Daymmnn nigga, I feel old. I bet you barely knew your ABC's when I was your age (I'm 24 in two weeks). Like they say, old enough to bleed, old enough to breed :P (yes, I put a damn smiley on FJ, whatcha gonna do about it?).
I would have said 'All the small things' but it became overplayed everywhere and I heard it waayyy too many times, plus it was a song about a penis which I did not appreciate. Every song on TOYPAJ is at least a 7 out of 10 min! One of my favourite songs on their is 'Stay Together For The Kids'. There are hardly any songs out there about divorce or broken families plus has a heavy kickass chorus.
What do you think of their new stuff? My opinion: I think it's still quite good, they've definitely matured a lot over the years but it's still not quite as good as their old stuff. Not even as good as Dude Ranch which was the album they released back when they hardly had any gas money and were still living with their mums. Well, it's good that they've changed 'cause otherwise, the same stuff would just get boring. I can honestly keep rumbling on and on about Blink all day but I think you have a life so I'll let you get on that. What other bands are you into. I'm sure you'll Blink soon ;).

They definitely have changed since they came out, though I can't say if it's for the better or for the worse. I love their old stuff just as much as the new stuff, though I miss the old vibe they had. I love their new sound though, so it's a welcome change. c:

I don't like the fact that Tom Delonge's voice had changed. Yep, defo miss the old vibe. What other stuff are you into? I'm majorly into Weezer, Billy Talent, MCR, Muse and the rest of the general rock genre (whether it's classic, alt, hardrock, punk, poppunk etc). I'm also a brony (not the annoying kind), love Adventure Time, Avatar, anime, Nintendo games (not much of a PC gamer), science and other random shit. You still in Highschool then so what you aiming/planning to do in the future?

I really want to be a fashion designer, but at the moment I'm getting into Journalism. I love My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Avenged Sevenfold, Muse, and a bunch of other stuff, so I'm with you on the rock genre. I love My Little Pony, though I avoid the brony board on here due to the percentage of crazy that lurks around it. I love gaming, pretty much any system, PC or otherwise, is good with me. Adventure time is awesome and I adore Marshall Lee. I'm a huge Sonic the Hedgehog fan, though I avoid the fandom due to insane amounts of annoying chicks in it. I'm fairly into anime, though I'm not too crazy about it. I'm more into certain animes than I am into anime as a whole. I love Science, my favorite subject is English. I'm vocalist in a band by the name of Hellfire, we mostly perform at little gigs around downtown. I write the lyrics for songs, but the instrumentals are always written by my guitarist. There's a Marriott around there we play at pretty often. I love writing, but I decided not to pursue it as a main career because of how small the chances are to get noticed (same with singing). Drawing and writing are kind of just hobbies now. I love theater and acting, though, but again it's difficult to get really "big" with that.
I'm rambling.
You got any hobbies or anything? C:
(Pic related, random doodle I did. Still got plenty of room to improve, but whatever.)

A fashion designer eh? Tip: let's just say that women look better when almost naked. I love MLP but I tend to avoid the brony Board, I don't even have any brony friends in real life. All my friends make fun out of me for it. I was into MLP a lot at the time during season 1 and 2 but season 3 was quite short lived and episodes weren't as great. Too many repetitive songs in that season.

Just seen the Fiona and Cake episode and my god, I think I've gone gay for Marshal Lee. Is it wrong to also find Fiona sexually attractive? I love the soundtrack in Adventure Time! Who isn't a fan of sonic!? Come on, I grew up with that shit since the age of 4. I fucking grew up with Sonic 1, 2, 3 and Knuckles on the genesis! Too bad the new sonic games aren't as good though I heard good things about Sonic Gens.

I have a masters in physics so you can imagine how old I am compared to you. I hated English due to the insane amount of essay writing and the unnecessary over analysis god damn everything. You're in band? That is so fucking cool! I play guitar myself but not too great and I can't sing for shit. Honestly carry on pursuing your dreams of establishing a band! You can still be in education and write songs at the same time. Rivers Cuomo (Weezer) graduated from Harvard and the lead singer of Offspring has a masters in Molecular Biology. You drawing is fucking awesome and I'm actually am really jealous of your talents. I don't really have that many hobbies myself apart from pointless clubbing, practicing guitar and masturbating. You're making my life seem empty now :-(

Well I may be gay for Fionna, so we're even, haha.
I didn't know the lead singer of Offspring was so smart, I fucking love Offspring to death.
You're lucky, I'm terrible at guitar. I'm lead vocals. I used to try and do the guitar, but my current guitarist took up the job and as much as I hate to admit it, he's a lot better than I am. I could only learn the specific song I had to play, and it was a pain in the ass because I can't actually play the instrument. Damn, I didn't think people actually bothered bronies for liking the show. That's fucking stupid, it's just a show. I fail to see how having a particular interest is a negative attribute, especially considering a shit ton of people like it.

I think we're all gay (and straight) for all the Adventure Time characters. I hope they do an episode where the gender-swapped universe meets with the normal universe and one where it covers Simon's back story.
Yeah, Dexter was a bloody genius. He was even going to go on to do a PhD but decided to be with the band. Brian May has a PhD in Astrophysics. You're luckier than me, you're still young so you can only improve drastically. At least you're good enough to perform in a band and open gig whereas I'm not quite that good enough (at least just yet). I've been playing guitar for 3 years now where I can play a handful of songs but I can still make nervy mistakes and can't sing for shit.
If it was anything, I thought you'd get ripped on more at highschool. Back when I was your age, my older sister as well as my classmates used to give me so much stick for collecting Yu-Gi-Oh cards! I couldn't even watch a cartoon (or even play a Pokemon game) without being criticised for being into something 'kiddy'. I felt my teenage hood was hampered due to people making me feel bad about my interests so don't let anybody do the same! Even if it's not cool at highschool, it sure is as cool as hell when you get to college where you meet more open minded people.
Out of all the girls I've pulled or tried dating, I would not dare to reveal to any of them that I'm into MLP. One girl who I was tried hitting on, I openly told her that I was a brony and she thought I was fucking weird. To be fair, you're a chick so you can get away with any obscure interest.

A know a couple of die-hard bronies and never thought much of it. I guess it depends on the kind of people you're around. My sister and I used to love Yu-Gi-Oh cards! We never knew how to play or even watched the show, but we used to just collect them because of the pretty pictures. I'm pretty sure I traded a shit ton of valuable cards for random lame ones because I thought they were "prettier". Like I had two blue eyes white dragons and traded them both for something called an "Ojama Yellow" because I thought the slimy little guy was cute. We used to just shuffle the deck and fling out random cards, and whichever one of us had the card with the most little stars at the top would win that round.
Sadly that's true, chicks tend to get away with more than guys for some reason. It may have something to do with how judgmental a lot of chicks are. Like most guys won't care if a chick likes something weird, but a lot of girls immediately think badly of someone based on random shit like MLP, for example. Guys are kind of just like "cool, whatever" about things like that for the most part.

Your highschool must be really cool then. As for me, I was bought up in a typical urban London school so it was a pretty douchy environment. Even liking Zelda was considered 'gay' and everyone was into the typical chauvinistic shit like 'Need For Speed', 'Fast and Furious' and all of that shit. Me and a very few amount of people were those who collected Yu-Gi-Oh cards and still played Pokemon games. The Yu-Gi-Oh anime is really good and trust me, the card game itself is really fun if you know how to play the game. It's not too complicated. Cards were pretty but nothing beats the aesthetic qualities of Pokemon cards. You do realise that Ojama cards are shitty worthless common cards and that they're also really shit in the game. Can't believe you gave away your Blue Eyes White Dragon for those!

In terms of getting away with things, it goes both sides for each gender. For instance, women can get away with hysteric behavior and men can get away with having sex. A lot of it stems from evolutionary traits (people don't like sluts because girls can get pregnant easily and no one wants to rear a child that isn't their's) and social norms (we're less judgmental with girls on the social department 'cause let's face it, women are the prize in the dating game where other men compete with each other). The way sexual attraction works, girls are expected to be good looking whereas men are expected to be cool, confident and manly. In essence, men and women are different to each other but still equal on hierarchical grounds. They'll always be somewhat of a negative stigma of me liking MLP and engaging in other obscure shit but hey, I'll just accept the hate and keep it to myself.

You raise good points there.
Haha, I know the Ojamas are worthless now, but at the time it was just "look at that cute slimy thing. I'd rather have that than this weird white lizard thing. It isn't even stupid looking". I can't even imagine how useless my deck must have actually been.

'my penis

Thanks, man! I'm just glad so many people agreed. If you ever need it, just copy and paste it. I don't really mind.

Finally, someone who I can complain about the heat to!

Why was that getting down thumbs, anyway? I like beyblades, I always get my cousin some for Christmas just to make sure he has them in his childhood.

No problem, enjoy.

Enjoy. I collect items like that all the time, and then kind of "raffle" them off, mostly because I like picking them up. 'Tis odd, but enjoyable. Anyway, have fun with them and whatnot.

This comment is from like March and now is when I see it. I'm just gonna go kill myself now.

yeah. I WAITED SO LONG FOR YOU TO REPLY SEEMS LIKE YOU MOVED ON!

I would fucking never

Good Just to let you know that no one leaves me without suffering some "burns" but you are far to smart to leave me now.

No, you are my brother.~
Besides, the gay guy that is calling himself my brother now is really irritating and full of himself. Having a gay friend sounded a lot better than sitting around listening to some guy bitch and moan. I miss your presence.

Havent physically seen your face over 2 years still considered a friend. God I miss you.

You must have changed so much by now
I bet I'm still shorter

The height does not matter what does matter is how god could be so cruel to not put us in the same school.