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Date Signed Up:6/27/2012
Last Login:6/02/2015
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#366 - Picture 08/27/2012 on yuri +16
#365 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2012 on yuri +14
#366 - blackswat (08/27/2012) [-]
#494 - HOLY **** A TOUCAN! 08/27/2012 on oh no pikachu 0
#54 - its funny because he doesn't give a **** . 08/26/2012 on Right foot on yellow.. +4
#262 - **** ... 08/26/2012 on Pants were shat 0
#261 - **blackswat rolled a random image posted in comment #115 at…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2012 on Pants were shat 0
#262 - blackswat (08/26/2012) [-]
Fuck...
#256 - we must save humanity 08/26/2012 on Title unnecessary +4
#295 - straight to abortion  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2012 on I really hope she was trolling 0
User avatar #319 - loluwut (08/27/2012) [-]
BOY
#387 - Hey man don't worry about it i never see toucans to begin with…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2012 on When you've had enough of... 0
#406 - isus (08/25/2012) [-]
Wow, I've started a great conversation.. I'm proud of myself.
#409 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
I wouldn't have tweaked it either.
Thanks for the input.
#412 - isus (08/25/2012) [-]
It's upside down now.
#415 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
Not to me...

I swear I hear a fuckin mouse right now....
#383 - Whichever ones closer i hope you use it XD  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2012 on When you've had enough of... 0
#386 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
This has been such a strange day.
#379 - There you go i hope i got it correct this time and a matter of…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/25/2012 on When you've had enough of... +2
#384 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
That looks about right...
I feel bad that in the back of your mind,
Everytime you see a toucan bird. you'll think a a stranger's junk.
A fucking pirate's dick.
#387 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Hey man don't worry about it i never see toucans to begin with and if i ever i do i'll have quite a hearty laugh about it
#406 - isus (08/25/2012) [-]
Wow, I've started a great conversation.. I'm proud of myself.
#409 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
I wouldn't have tweaked it either.
Thanks for the input.
#412 - isus (08/25/2012) [-]
It's upside down now.
#415 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
Not to me...

I swear I hear a fuckin mouse right now....
#376 - my picture plus the curve ahh ok one sec 08/25/2012 on When you've had enough of... 0
#370 - you do realize it being upside down is literally the same thin…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/25/2012 on When you've had enough of... +1
#373 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
Sfw example.
Take a toucan's beak.

Congradulations, You've just persuaded a man into describing what his penis looks like to you.
You should be a lawyer.

Without the sharp ending mind you.
#383 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Whichever ones closer i hope you use it XD
#386 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
This has been such a strange day.
#379 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
There you go i hope i got it correct this time and a matter of fact i have thought about doing something with law.
#384 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
That looks about right...
I feel bad that in the back of your mind,
Everytime you see a toucan bird. you'll think a a stranger's junk.
A fucking pirate's dick.
#387 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Hey man don't worry about it i never see toucans to begin with and if i ever i do i'll have quite a hearty laugh about it
#406 - isus (08/25/2012) [-]
Wow, I've started a great conversation.. I'm proud of myself.
#409 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
I wouldn't have tweaked it either.
Thanks for the input.
#412 - isus (08/25/2012) [-]
It's upside down now.
#415 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
Not to me...

I swear I hear a fuckin mouse right now....
#376 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
my picture plus the curve ahh ok one sec
#47 - it= that bird 08/25/2012 on Clever Bird Goes Fishing +3
#761 - Stare at the mutilated dick.. 08/25/2012 on Rustling 0
#462 - Stare at the mutilated dick.. 08/25/2012 on suck it bichez! 0
#57 - Stare at the mutilated dick.. 08/25/2012 on triggathepirate's profile 0
#247 - Stare at the mutilated dick.. 08/25/2012 on bed time story 0
#358 - Well i was just trying to help by making the funny thing make …  [+] (13 new replies) 08/25/2012 on When you've had enough of... +1
User avatar #363 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
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Aluuuh? You'd remind me of my hammer dick for free?
Damn, take some booty.
You FLIPPED it. that's what happened. I said upside down.
#370 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
you do realize it being upside down is literally the same thing just with the tip pointing to the right....
#373 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
Sfw example.
Take a toucan's beak.

Congradulations, You've just persuaded a man into describing what his penis looks like to you.
You should be a lawyer.

Without the sharp ending mind you.
#383 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Whichever ones closer i hope you use it XD
#386 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
This has been such a strange day.
#379 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
There you go i hope i got it correct this time and a matter of fact i have thought about doing something with law.
#384 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
That looks about right...
I feel bad that in the back of your mind,
Everytime you see a toucan bird. you'll think a a stranger's junk.
A fucking pirate's dick.
#387 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Hey man don't worry about it i never see toucans to begin with and if i ever i do i'll have quite a hearty laugh about it
#406 - isus (08/25/2012) [-]
Wow, I've started a great conversation.. I'm proud of myself.
#409 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
I wouldn't have tweaked it either.
Thanks for the input.
#412 - isus (08/25/2012) [-]
It's upside down now.
#415 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
Not to me...

I swear I hear a fuckin mouse right now....
#376 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
my picture plus the curve ahh ok one sec
#350 - If you ever wanna use it i couldnt keep the transparency thou  [+] (16 new replies) 08/25/2012 on When you've had enough of... +1
#405 - isus (08/25/2012) [-]
Dude.. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
#354 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
Nah it's not like that it vert- WHAT THE FUCK AM I TELLING YOU FOR!
#358 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Well i was just trying to help by making the funny thing make sense for you so now intead of being nice i will just stare at it.....stare at the mutilated dick..
User avatar #363 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
This image was flagged 1388296654
Aluuuh? You'd remind me of my hammer dick for free?
Damn, take some booty.
You FLIPPED it. that's what happened. I said upside down.
#370 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
you do realize it being upside down is literally the same thing just with the tip pointing to the right....
#373 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
Sfw example.
Take a toucan's beak.

Congradulations, You've just persuaded a man into describing what his penis looks like to you.
You should be a lawyer.

Without the sharp ending mind you.
#383 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Whichever ones closer i hope you use it XD
#386 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
This has been such a strange day.
#379 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
There you go i hope i got it correct this time and a matter of fact i have thought about doing something with law.
#384 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
That looks about right...
I feel bad that in the back of your mind,
Everytime you see a toucan bird. you'll think a a stranger's junk.
A fucking pirate's dick.
#387 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Hey man don't worry about it i never see toucans to begin with and if i ever i do i'll have quite a hearty laugh about it
#406 - isus (08/25/2012) [-]
Wow, I've started a great conversation.. I'm proud of myself.
#409 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
I wouldn't have tweaked it either.
Thanks for the input.
#412 - isus (08/25/2012) [-]
It's upside down now.
#415 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
Not to me...

I swear I hear a fuckin mouse right now....
#376 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
my picture plus the curve ahh ok one sec
#347 - Good luck with that dude 08/25/2012 on When you've had enough of... 0
#341 - congrats dude you dick is all ****** up.... and yes be …  [+] (32 new replies) 08/25/2012 on When you've had enough of... +1
#346 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
I can still make something positive out of this...
User avatar #402 - isus (08/25/2012) [-]
Poor Charlie..
#350 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
If you ever wanna use it i couldnt keep the transparency thou
#405 - isus (08/25/2012) [-]
Dude.. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
#354 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
Nah it's not like that it vert- WHAT THE FUCK AM I TELLING YOU FOR!
#358 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Well i was just trying to help by making the funny thing make sense for you so now intead of being nice i will just stare at it.....stare at the mutilated dick..
User avatar #363 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
This image was flagged 1388296654
Aluuuh? You'd remind me of my hammer dick for free?
Damn, take some booty.
You FLIPPED it. that's what happened. I said upside down.
#370 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
you do realize it being upside down is literally the same thing just with the tip pointing to the right....
#373 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
Sfw example.
Take a toucan's beak.

Congradulations, You've just persuaded a man into describing what his penis looks like to you.
You should be a lawyer.

Without the sharp ending mind you.
#383 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Whichever ones closer i hope you use it XD
#386 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
This has been such a strange day.
#379 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
There you go i hope i got it correct this time and a matter of fact i have thought about doing something with law.
#384 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
That looks about right...
I feel bad that in the back of your mind,
Everytime you see a toucan bird. you'll think a a stranger's junk.
A fucking pirate's dick.
#387 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Hey man don't worry about it i never see toucans to begin with and if i ever i do i'll have quite a hearty laugh about it
#406 - isus (08/25/2012) [-]
Wow, I've started a great conversation.. I'm proud of myself.
#409 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
I wouldn't have tweaked it either.
Thanks for the input.
#412 - isus (08/25/2012) [-]
It's upside down now.
#415 - triggathepirate (08/25/2012) [-]
Not to me...

I swear I hear a fuckin mouse right now....
#376 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
my picture plus the curve ahh ok one sec
#348 - elscorcho has deleted their comment.
#413 - isus (08/25/2012) [-]
It's from Californication, not that shitty chick-flick bullshit.
SHAME ON YOU, ELSCORCHO! SHAME ON YOU FOR INSULTING MY FAVOURITE TV-SHOW!
#417 - elscorcho has deleted their comment.
#421 - isus (08/25/2012) [-]
#422 - elscorcho has deleted their comment.
#425 - isus (08/25/2012) [-]
Don't bother replying anymore, you waste of oxygen. To hell with you.
#427 - elscorcho has deleted their comment.
User avatar #435 - isus (08/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, I get it.. I don't get it.. It's something about portal. Yeah, it's not at all relevant, so why did you put that picture here?
#440 - elscorcho has deleted their comment.
#442 - isus (08/25/2012) [-]
#443 - elscorcho has deleted their comment.
User avatar #449 - isus (08/25/2012) [-]
Way too tired right now.
#347 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Good luck with that dude
#2 - Comment deleted 08/25/2012 on I am F**ked 0
#92 - i shall kick those little kids. IN THE NAME OF FEELS 08/24/2012 on Flowers +4
#36411 - **blackswat rolls 446,977** 08/23/2012 on Roll sixtuplets, get blue... 0
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