blackswat

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Date Signed Up:6/27/2012
Last Login:1/31/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#11697
Highest Comment Rank:#6128
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#187 - but we wouldnt have porn..  [+] (5 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Brutal Punishment -25
User avatar #193 - TheWinBot (09/20/2012) [-]
thats what the hookers are for!
#292 - bbzz (09/20/2012) [-]
but you cant download a hooker :(
#1615 - blackswat (09/23/2012) [-]
holy tits man.. I was destroyed with red thumbs...
User avatar #532 - mrvalane (09/20/2012) [-]
Fuck you i do what i want
User avatar #382 - MonkeyCheez (09/20/2012) [-]
Not with that attitude!
#104 - im going to slowly back away now  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2012 on Best Dad 0
#107 - misteranderson (09/17/2012) [-]
#102 - im confused now? how the hell did i get tricked?  [+] (8 new replies) 09/17/2012 on Best Dad +3
#129 - duperthirtytwo (09/17/2012) [-]
It's dangerous to go alone, take this.
#135 - misteranderson (09/17/2012) [-]
[small][small]
#103 - misteranderson (09/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #108 - blueeyedpunk (09/17/2012) [-]
go back to 9gag
#130 - misteranderson (09/17/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
#131 - blueeyedpunk (09/17/2012) [-]
Cool story bro
#104 - blackswat (09/17/2012) [-]
im going to slowly back away now
#107 - misteranderson (09/17/2012) [-]
#98 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 09/17/2012 on Best Dad +4
#100 - misteranderson (09/17/2012) [-]
#102 - blackswat (09/17/2012) [-]
im confused now? how the hell did i get tricked?
#129 - duperthirtytwo (09/17/2012) [-]
It's dangerous to go alone, take this.
#135 - misteranderson (09/17/2012) [-]
[small][small]
#103 - misteranderson (09/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #108 - blueeyedpunk (09/17/2012) [-]
go back to 9gag
#130 - misteranderson (09/17/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
#131 - blueeyedpunk (09/17/2012) [-]
Cool story bro
#104 - blackswat (09/17/2012) [-]
im going to slowly back away now
#107 - misteranderson (09/17/2012) [-]
#96 - I was so pissed off before i was read this. after i read this,…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/17/2012 on Best Dad +4
User avatar #97 - misteranderson (09/17/2012) [-]
"no"
#98 - blackswat (09/17/2012) [-]
#100 - misteranderson (09/17/2012) [-]
#102 - blackswat (09/17/2012) [-]
im confused now? how the hell did i get tricked?
#129 - duperthirtytwo (09/17/2012) [-]
It's dangerous to go alone, take this.
#135 - misteranderson (09/17/2012) [-]
[small][small]
#103 - misteranderson (09/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #108 - blueeyedpunk (09/17/2012) [-]
go back to 9gag
#130 - misteranderson (09/17/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
#131 - blueeyedpunk (09/17/2012) [-]
Cool story bro
#104 - blackswat (09/17/2012) [-]
im going to slowly back away now
#107 - misteranderson (09/17/2012) [-]
#21 - Oh so the comments are where the funny is 09/12/2012 on Slutty fuck 0
#12 - stab the ******  [+] (4 new replies) 09/11/2012 on Slutty fuck +11
User avatar #15 - snarfalupticus (09/11/2012) [-]
take his mints
#16 - belakewe (09/11/2012) [-]
#18 - celestiasbeard (09/11/2012) [-]
"So then he stabbed my owner and kidnapped me."
#21 - blackswat (09/12/2012) [-]
Oh so the comments are where the funny is
#52 - That is the most brilliant idea someone must've ever had 09/06/2012 on Addiction +7
#216 - DAMN IT LITTLE GIRL! 09/04/2012 on Dafuq is that? 0
#92 - MFW i realize that i've seen too many feel posts in such a sho…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/04/2012 on Feels of feel +11
User avatar #95 - xtrem (09/04/2012) [-]
it means there is faith in humanity unlike the bastards around me who cares about money and nothing more
#117 - anonymous (09/04/2012) [-]
What about the people who post these fake stories for thumbs. Faith not restored. Faith diminished because of blind people like you.
User avatar #408 - gangjaman (09/05/2012) [-]
just...go away anon
#74 - Jersey shore was finally canceled :D 09/04/2012 on don't check the tags +5
#420 - i demand this be put in the feels channel due to the overwhelm… 09/04/2012 on Cowboy Bebop 0
#258 - Nope that would just be too ******* easy. 09/03/2012 on Coin +18
#13 - saw this earlier after reading this i found it was appropriate 09/02/2012 on come to the dark side -3
#50 - Picture 08/30/2012 on Oh slender +4
#124 - What The **** did i just read! 08/30/2012 on wut +2
#258 - Don;t even know a deaf person and it jiggled my puffs 08/30/2012 on Wat? 0
#140 - poor optimus 08/30/2012 on Every time +4
#7 - saved it because i have a feeling im gonna need to sometime in…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on No able espanol' -1
User avatar #11 - faustdemon (08/29/2012) [-]
#196 - never said a lot, just that it is indeed a repost. 08/29/2012 on Bill Murray +2
#193 - i haven't been on fj for all too long and i've seen this twice…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2012 on Bill Murray +13
User avatar #194 - obliquezombie (08/29/2012) [-]
Wow. Two times is a lot, now.
#196 - blackswat (08/29/2012) [-]
never said a lot, just that it is indeed a repost.
#46 - The irony lol  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on Gold Star Awarded! +28
#52 - lonnieray (08/29/2012) [-]
**lonnieray rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Counter Strike pure 'GENIUS' ** haha
#416 - oh someone was recording lol nice roll thats where it's going 08/28/2012 on tale of a hero 0
#366 - Picture 08/27/2012 on yuri +16
#365 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2012 on yuri +14
#366 - blackswat (08/27/2012) [-]
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