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#105 - ah well you're alot closer than I am, what job/rate will you b…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/12/2014 on First World Problems +1
User avatar #106 - theantihipster (08/12/2014) [-]
Aircrew Egress Systems tech. Basically I'll be an ejection seat mechanic on the jets. I'll just be going in at the standard E1 (in basic), E2 (post basic).
#107 - blackmanrollipolli (08/12/2014) [-]
ah cool, pretty weird to come across someone about to do something so uncommon yet so similar to me. We're the lucky ones, our basic is 90% information rather than physical. Have fun and Good luck to you airman.
User avatar #108 - theantihipster (08/12/2014) [-]
Same to you, Sailor!
#103 - haha yeah I actually ship to basic 20140922 for the Navy, i do…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/12/2014 on First World Problems +1
User avatar #104 - theantihipster (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, 20140826 is my ship date for the Air Force, actually.
#105 - blackmanrollipolli (08/12/2014) [-]
ah well you're alot closer than I am, what job/rate will you be going into? I'm actually going into the Navy as an Aircrewman so i'll be in aviation as well.
User avatar #106 - theantihipster (08/12/2014) [-]
Aircrew Egress Systems tech. Basically I'll be an ejection seat mechanic on the jets. I'll just be going in at the standard E1 (in basic), E2 (post basic).
#107 - blackmanrollipolli (08/12/2014) [-]
ah cool, pretty weird to come across someone about to do something so uncommon yet so similar to me. We're the lucky ones, our basic is 90% information rather than physical. Have fun and Good luck to you airman.
User avatar #108 - theantihipster (08/12/2014) [-]
Same to you, Sailor!
#78 - I'm 5'10 140 pounds. I can confirm, im skinny as f.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/11/2014 on First World Problems +2
User avatar #97 - theantihipster (08/11/2014) [-]
You're only seven pounds over the minimum weight requirement for the Army. Damn you skinny.
#103 - blackmanrollipolli (08/12/2014) [-]
haha yeah I actually ship to basic 20140922 for the Navy, i don't know what our minimums are but i'm in the clear.
User avatar #104 - theantihipster (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, 20140826 is my ship date for the Air Force, actually.
#105 - blackmanrollipolli (08/12/2014) [-]
ah well you're alot closer than I am, what job/rate will you be going into? I'm actually going into the Navy as an Aircrewman so i'll be in aviation as well.
User avatar #106 - theantihipster (08/12/2014) [-]
Aircrew Egress Systems tech. Basically I'll be an ejection seat mechanic on the jets. I'll just be going in at the standard E1 (in basic), E2 (post basic).
#107 - blackmanrollipolli (08/12/2014) [-]
ah cool, pretty weird to come across someone about to do something so uncommon yet so similar to me. We're the lucky ones, our basic is 90% information rather than physical. Have fun and Good luck to you airman.
User avatar #108 - theantihipster (08/12/2014) [-]
Same to you, Sailor!
#39 - oh man you just barely squeezed that one in there. 08/08/2014 on the hero we need +21
#101 - thank mr skeltal 08/08/2014 on sad but true +1
#68 - It's legal to marry your cousin where i live, the sweet, sweet… 08/08/2014 on anon has a sleepover with... +2
#16 - God my girlfriend does that exact thing. she'll be going on ab… 08/07/2014 on Dem grills 0
#43 - I hear you're supposed to let what you love kill you... 08/07/2014 on japanese mating ritual 0
#60 - everyone has their happily ever after, what can i say... … 08/07/2014 on I love bananas +3
#195 - haha yeah I'd be perfectly fine at an HSM command. It's all pa… 08/07/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#188 - yeah AWR is what im going for, or AIRR. what rate and rank are…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
User avatar #189 - toakongu (08/07/2014) [-]
I'm an AO3 in a helo command. AWR...you'll more than likely go to a HSM command. Have fun with those Romeos and Anti-Sub BS!!
#195 - blackmanrollipolli (08/07/2014) [-]
haha yeah I'd be perfectly fine at an HSM command. It's all part of the job though, from what i hear getting into some form of aviation in the Navy will keep doors open to you throughout your career. That's what im hoping for. thanks for the info man, hooyah!
#159 - Cool to see others in USN DEP. Ship date is 20140922 under con…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
User avatar #187 - toakongu (08/07/2014) [-]
Try to get AWR or AWS. They are the ones who fly in the helicopters. The rest of the AWs are basically flight attendants.
#188 - blackmanrollipolli (08/07/2014) [-]
yeah AWR is what im going for, or AIRR. what rate and rank are/were you?
User avatar #189 - toakongu (08/07/2014) [-]
I'm an AO3 in a helo command. AWR...you'll more than likely go to a HSM command. Have fun with those Romeos and Anti-Sub BS!!
#195 - blackmanrollipolli (08/07/2014) [-]
haha yeah I'd be perfectly fine at an HSM command. It's all part of the job though, from what i hear getting into some form of aviation in the Navy will keep doors open to you throughout your career. That's what im hoping for. thanks for the info man, hooyah!
#161 - dhumbassckids (08/07/2014) [-]
Thanks for the advice shipmate. No need to worry about me though I'm responsible when I drink and I'm really stoked about being a Nuke I'm not gonna mess that up. Good luck at boot, Hooyah!
#156 - Comment deleted 08/07/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#155 - damn shouldn't have left the Navy, i ship to basic Sept. 22 un…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
User avatar #216 - catburglarpenis (08/07/2014) [-]
Master-At-Arms Second Class Petty Officer. I'll never regret leaving the Navy because it made me appreciate it for what it was. People get stuck in their jobs after a while and they don't want to switch, which is exactly what the military wants them to do- there's a big push for versatility now, flexibility and adaptability.

If I was still in the Navy, I'd be just as scared to cross-rate as all my friends are. Now I have options. Officer or Spec War, etc.

As for Army versus the rest? Well, Navy wouldn't even let me back in period, and they certainly wasn't going to allow me to cross-rate so that was off the table, Marines are Marines first, Spec War later- plus they weren't returning my calls, Coast Guard didn't want me because I filed for bankruptcy, etc.

So the only thing I had left was Army, and they're guaranteeing Active Duty and Spec War, and that increases my chances of being in a Tier 1 group- there's only 2 Tier 1 groups: SEAL Team 6 (SPECWARDEVGRU) or Delta. Plus I'm inches from my degree so I can always be in Special Forces, then upgrade to Special Forces Officer, which would basically make me Richard Marcinko.

Basically.
#152 - Hooyah! 08/07/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +1
#151 - except the time Nazi Germany was dropping hundreds of thousand…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#220 - xxmemosxx (08/07/2014) [-]
You might want to do the same, buddy. The Battle of Britain was won over British territory by Brits & Polish, American & Canadians, but the majority was Brits with British made planes. You helped with supplies and very limited numbers of pilots.

OP was a retard but there was no need to follow his path.
#148 - As a US Sailor: US Navy is commended, swells with pride. Altho… 08/07/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +1
#474 - Haha yeah the interface is pretty confusing. I stay too busy a… 08/07/2014 on What games have aged... 0
#69 - reminds me of something my friend says and i guess ill share i… 08/07/2014 on Just Think About It +4
#461 - I don't mind the graphics, i think theyre an improvement but I…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2014 on What games have aged... 0
#464 - Orc (08/07/2014) [-]
It takes too long to load with my shitty intrarnet, the graphics are irritating and aren't exactly the smoothest ones around, and the layout is awful. I could not find shit. You can go fuck yourself if you're going to have a different opinion than mine.
#474 - blackmanrollipolli (08/07/2014) [-]
Haha yeah the interface is pretty confusing. I stay too busy anyways nowadays, it's kind of sad, all I wanted to do as a kid was play it now it's like im forcing myself to play it trying to fight to remain a kid... The struggle is real. Oh and ikr, "you can act that way all you want." like wtf.
#57 - Picture 08/07/2014 on force of habit +4
#33 - ill fix this. Baby Momma- Dayum, iz is havin couple b… 08/07/2014 on twinsies 0
#124 - God Obama is trying to just **** everything up. a… 08/07/2014 on changing currency 0
#410 - Yeah okay, You aren't capable of determining my amount of care…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/07/2014 on What games have aged... +3
#456 - Orc (08/07/2014) [-]
EOC isn't what bothered me. It's the graphics and setup.
#461 - blackmanrollipolli (08/07/2014) [-]
I don't mind the graphics, i think theyre an improvement but I guess i also play for the nostalgic feeling too. I played it from ages 8-14 all day every day, it's what i know best, i'm so lost in the regular version... I have 3 99's in the regular version, 93 fishing in OSRS...
#464 - Orc (08/07/2014) [-]
It takes too long to load with my shitty intrarnet, the graphics are irritating and aren't exactly the smoothest ones around, and the layout is awful. I could not find shit. You can go fuck yourself if you're going to have a different opinion than mine.
#474 - blackmanrollipolli (08/07/2014) [-]
Haha yeah the interface is pretty confusing. I stay too busy anyways nowadays, it's kind of sad, all I wanted to do as a kid was play it now it's like im forcing myself to play it trying to fight to remain a kid... The struggle is real. Oh and ikr, "you can act that way all you want." like wtf.
User avatar #413 - dsgbiohazard (08/07/2014) [-]
Terrific
#12 - lol no i don't need one. ill give you 10k though 08/07/2014 on blackmanrollipolli's profile 0
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#11 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [-]
wana buy a runite scimitar 10k
#12 to #11 - blackmanrollipolli (08/07/2014) [-]
lol no i don't need one. ill give you 10k though
User avatar #10 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #8 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
**xxmemesxx rolled a random comment #7091 posted by protomannew at Friendly ** :
Protomanrules was made in 2008
#9 to #8 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
someone can't let it go.
#5 - anonymous (03/29/2012) [-]
dumbass

#6 to #5 - blackmanrollipolli (03/29/2012) [-]
dood, wrong person, you write dumbass on the person i rolled... dumbass
User avatar #3 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
What's the point of messaging? You afraid of your "rep" or what?

Also, how do I look like a child, you don't even have a profile pic

Toddler much?
User avatar #1 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
L2 brazzers
#2 to #1 - blackmanrollipolli (01/17/2012) [-]
learn to message others without looking like a child.
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