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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:12/14/2011
Last Login:10/25/2014
Location:Alabama USA
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Comment Ranking:#2978
Highest Comment Rank:#2975
Comment Thumbs: 2583 total,  3365 ,  782
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Comment Level Progress: 34% (34/100)
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#29 - uhh i dont know if i can believe this. Im gonna need a timesta… 15 hours ago on Decisions 0
#103 - i agree with anon, chill out bro, who cares if its a chick or not. 17 hours ago on First Date +1
#68 - that's actually a good idea. I'm gonna check that out cause my…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on It's Wank O'clock 0
User avatar #70 - novabird (10/23/2014) [-]
i may be old enuf to be your dad but i'm wise enuf to never get children.
#65 - then build the watch to tell me dad jokes too.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2014 on It's Wank O'clock 0
User avatar #66 - novabird (10/23/2014) [-]
just get a kyocera torque military phone off ebay for 50$, it can do everything and survive water, install skype on it and you have a phone that can use internet for free service as well.
#68 - blackmanrollipolli (10/23/2014) [-]
that's actually a good idea. I'm gonna check that out cause my parents are going to stop paying for my phone when i move out but you're old enuf to be my dad so i was just thinking i could move in with you and use your cool phone and get allowances for gas and shit.
User avatar #70 - novabird (10/23/2014) [-]
i may be old enuf to be your dad but i'm wise enuf to never get children.
#62 - **blackmanrollipolli rolled user novabird ** I appoint you…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/23/2014 on It's Wank O'clock 0
#64 - novabird (10/23/2014) [-]
child?
likely old enuf to be yer dad.
#65 - blackmanrollipolli (10/23/2014) [-]
then build the watch to tell me dad jokes too.
User avatar #66 - novabird (10/23/2014) [-]
just get a kyocera torque military phone off ebay for 50$, it can do everything and survive water, install skype on it and you have a phone that can use internet for free service as well.
#68 - blackmanrollipolli (10/23/2014) [-]
that's actually a good idea. I'm gonna check that out cause my parents are going to stop paying for my phone when i move out but you're old enuf to be my dad so i was just thinking i could move in with you and use your cool phone and get allowances for gas and shit.
User avatar #70 - novabird (10/23/2014) [-]
i may be old enuf to be your dad but i'm wise enuf to never get children.
#90 - hahaha I ******* love these bait pictures. 10/23/2014 on Feminazis 0
#127 - I had to google that. That's some serious Top Secret stuff the…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on Witty Pun 0
User avatar #128 - soldieroffortunemp (10/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, people call me smart but unmotivated, my wife has both. She is fantastic and the most beautiful women ever.
#119 - Hooyah to that. I respect the Army and Marines as much as anyo…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Witty Pun +1
User avatar #121 - soldieroffortunemp (10/23/2014) [-]
that is true, my wife is geospactial intelligence. and is in training now.
#127 - blackmanrollipolli (10/23/2014) [-]
I had to google that. That's some serious Top Secret stuff there. She's got the right idea.
User avatar #128 - soldieroffortunemp (10/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, people call me smart but unmotivated, my wife has both. She is fantastic and the most beautiful women ever.
#51 - Yeah me too, I'm in DEP currently taking PST's to get contract…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Witty Pun +1
User avatar #53 - soldieroffortunemp (10/22/2014) [-]
I am Military police, once I end my contract with the Army I am going to try for EOD in the air force.
#119 - blackmanrollipolli (10/23/2014) [-]
Hooyah to that. I respect the Army and Marines as much as anyone but I feel like the Navy and Air Force will set you up with better job opportunities once your enlistment is up.
User avatar #121 - soldieroffortunemp (10/23/2014) [-]
that is true, my wife is geospactial intelligence. and is in training now.
#127 - blackmanrollipolli (10/23/2014) [-]
I had to google that. That's some serious Top Secret stuff there. She's got the right idea.
User avatar #128 - soldieroffortunemp (10/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, people call me smart but unmotivated, my wife has both. She is fantastic and the most beautiful women ever.
#44 - were you EOD? And I'm just glad to see people in this thread m…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Witty Pun 0
User avatar #47 - soldieroffortunemp (10/22/2014) [-]
I was not but we ran a lot of EOD escort missions or cordon missions and by a lot I mean one almost every fucking day or night. It got to be old sitting on an IED for 5-6 hours at a time waiting for them to show up. I wish I was EOD.
#51 - blackmanrollipolli (10/22/2014) [-]
Yeah me too, I'm in DEP currently taking PST's to get contracted for EOD. Got Aircrewman contract right now.
User avatar #53 - soldieroffortunemp (10/22/2014) [-]
I am Military police, once I end my contract with the Army I am going to try for EOD in the air force.
#119 - blackmanrollipolli (10/23/2014) [-]
Hooyah to that. I respect the Army and Marines as much as anyone but I feel like the Navy and Air Force will set you up with better job opportunities once your enlistment is up.
User avatar #121 - soldieroffortunemp (10/23/2014) [-]
that is true, my wife is geospactial intelligence. and is in training now.
#127 - blackmanrollipolli (10/23/2014) [-]
I had to google that. That's some serious Top Secret stuff there. She's got the right idea.
User avatar #128 - soldieroffortunemp (10/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, people call me smart but unmotivated, my wife has both. She is fantastic and the most beautiful women ever.

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User avatar #15 - thewillow (10/21/2014) [-]
You had a nice run.
User avatar #14 - syrianassassin (10/21/2014) [-]
you will always be my beloved son


you 360 scooped fast

RIP
#16 to #14 - blackmanrollipolli (10/21/2014) [-]
the peer pressure was too much, i couldn't say no.
User avatar #13 - closingcubez (10/21/2014) [-]
gg
User avatar #10 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #8 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
**xxmemesxx rolled a random comment #7091 posted by protomannew at Friendly ** :
Protomanrules was made in 2008
#9 to #8 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
someone can't let it go.
#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/29/2012) [-]
dumbass

#6 to #5 - blackmanrollipolli (03/29/2012) [-]
dood, wrong person, you write dumbass on the person i rolled... dumbass
User avatar #3 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
What's the point of messaging? You afraid of your "rep" or what?

Also, how do I look like a child, you don't even have a profile pic

Toddler much?
User avatar #1 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
L2 brazzers
#2 to #1 - blackmanrollipolli (01/17/2012) [-]
learn to message others without looking like a child.
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