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Date Signed Up:11/15/2015
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#77 - huh i don´t know what you mean.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on this is a thing apparently. 0
#78 - meringueluka (01/11/2016) [-]
no. get out!
#79 - blackmageewizardt (01/11/2016) [-]
#6 - Phrasing!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Australian bunny girl is... +8
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#9 - Einsty (01/11/2016) [-]
this one is pretty good
#108 - I cry every match, where i open Tab and see 8/10 People runnin… 01/11/2016 on Flash Dukes +1
#85 - You ******* savage man, the absolut correct way to give… 01/11/2016 on fish nipples 0
#83 - Man that´s so ******* fake, anyone knows Ezreal is int…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on fish nipples +8
#89 - gentlemenmew (01/11/2016) [-]
**gentlemenmew used "*roll picture*"**
**gentlemenmew rolled image****gentlemenmew used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**gentlemenmew rolls 33** so outrageous
#48 - Oh would you look at that, more **** for me to read tonight. 01/11/2016 on When She Says Shes A Virgin +4
#273 - Oh? Did you ever try to domesticait an Lion? Is an ****** …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on judas 0
#301 - scruffyguy (01/11/2016) [-]
Yep, no cows in africa.

Many people in Africa actually do have domestic cattle.
Also, lions used to live in Europe up until 400 AD.
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#304 - blackmageewizardt (01/11/2016) [-]
Agypts? Forgot about that guys that builded 4000 years ago gigantic monuments without any advantaged machinery? Who are perfectly geometrical builded and so neatly done that you can´t even push an thin knife between 2 4-ton Stones?

Also how are lions usefull but for hunting purpose? Not even considering the today housecat came not from lions.

Also it needs an mix of animals easy and usefull when domesticaited and of an place with great potential for agralculture.

- Agypt had the Nil to deliver great amount of Food, with cows to also maitain this gigantic fields.
- Europen cultures had an well timed season plan which allowed great amount of agralculture, combined with many animals who where easy to domesticait and who had lots of Advantages (sheeps, cows, Dogs, pigs, ducks, chickens, ect.)
- Chinese have GIGANTIC fields aviable to produce Rice even in earlyest times, explaining why they are one of the oldest existing cultures on this planets, as they also have an good amount of usefull animals for domestication.

How about we take now some expample though that is interesting? South and middle america.

The Inkas had just 1 well domesticaited and usefull animal: Lamas.

They had to terraform entire hill lands and mountain ranges, just for plantation, they where able to build great Citys on mountains!

Other South American tribal tribes that where able to do the same? None, no other tribe in South America was able to create such monuments.

Then come the Mayas and Aztecs in middle America.

The Mayas seemingless had just 2: Dogs, and Turkeys, builds gigantic pyramids in the middle of the jungle and manages to have intensiv agralculture.

And then the Aztecs, this guys are Special, they used nothing, neither wheel nore animals to maintain their effectiv agralculture, building their Nation up to such an Level. But they are an exception.

The rule is essential this: You can´t have 1000 cows, without an land that supports great amount of agralculture (you know, like a savannah).

When you have an good Piece of dirt on which shit grows, and have animals to help you maintain this fields and give you usefull resources, you are pretty much destined to create an big culture.
#272 - Anon, what about culture and Religion did you not ******* … 01/11/2016 on judas 0
#271 - Gosh my grammer is **** this day, i need my coffee 01/11/2016 on judas 0
#270 - I want to be fair here: Barelly anyone is agreeing wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on judas +1
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#271 - blackmageewizardt (01/11/2016) [-]
Gosh my grammer is shit this day, i need my coffee
#3 - a word of truth! 01/10/2016 on Australian bunny girl is... +7
#1 - Who the hell could not love this ******* bunny?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Australian bunny girl is... +14
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#5 - starstallion (01/11/2016) [-]
Who the hell could not love fucking this bunny
#6 - blackmageewizardt (01/11/2016) [-]
Phrasing!
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#9 - Einsty (01/11/2016) [-]
this one is pretty good
#2 - meringueluka (01/10/2016) [-]
she's it the most adorable thing to happen to RWBY, period.
#3 - blackmageewizardt (01/10/2016) [-]
a word of truth!
#35 - Picture 01/10/2016 on It's a Loft +30
#67 - Please don´t give fighter bad ideas again... 01/10/2016 on upvote this piece of... +2
#3 - Ah **** , i though i was over with my Lovecraftian night… 01/10/2016 on The Enigma of Amigara Fault +22
#443 - Congratulations, you have achieved something barely any Person… 01/10/2016 on Fuuuuck +1
#441 - I would have gone bit madder, i would have just spread the Sto… 01/10/2016 on Fuuuuck 0
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (24 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Flash Dukes 0
#8 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
what the fuck is with that english
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#9 - wcpapier (01/10/2016) [-]
1st person used a teleport so it seemed se jumped over wall, go into bush instead where player cant be seen.
the teleport has a long time to recharge so using it for no reason is dumb.
second player doesnt fall for trick and uses his teleport on the same location as 1st player just to mock him
#32 - hxhmaniac (01/11/2016) [-]
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#58 - godofbs (01/11/2016) [-]
Holy shit I forgot about that picture after my hard drive died. I now have it again.
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#19 - thebballin (01/11/2016) [-]
It's called Flash.
#27 - gabeinated (01/11/2016) [-]
Actually, it's called a blink.
#120 - kingdaniel (01/11/2016) [-]
Don't compare Dota 2 to LoL. Because LoL sucks.
#116 - pistachioofdoom (01/11/2016) [-]
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#67 - sptnfouroneseven (01/11/2016) [-]
It's a Flash in League erego it's a Flash.

It's a Blink in DotA so it's a Blink in DotA.
#37 - agreatusername (01/11/2016) [-]
#70 - EddieD (01/11/2016) [-]
here you go friend
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#41 - tropenthatshtup (01/11/2016) [-]
Can I get a source on that picture?
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#47 - agreatusername (01/11/2016) [-]
Egoraptor
#50 - tropenthatshtup (01/11/2016) [-]
Thanks
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#46 - applejackownish (01/11/2016) [-]
#51 - tropenthatshtup (01/11/2016) [-]
Thanks
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#26 - plazmaflare (01/11/2016) [-]
Yeah but he used the world teleport because people who don't play league won't know what flash does. So he called it teleport, because flash is just an immediate short range teleport.
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#20 - megaton (01/11/2016) [-]
yea but a person who neverp played the game would not know that. and it does literally teleport you.
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#57 - motherfuckingkenji (01/11/2016) [-]
There are plenty of games where "flash" or "blink" is synonymous with "short-range teleport"
Starcraft or Dishonored, for example.
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#60 - megaton (01/11/2016) [-]
once again that implies that the person has to be familiar with the gaming terms.
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#62 - motherfuckingkenji (01/11/2016) [-]
If they're not a gamer, or at least not a very "diverse" one, then I am in the wrong here.
But I still stand by the fact that there are MANY games besides LoL that use the terms "blink" and "flash" in that context.
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#104 - deathstare (01/11/2016) [-]
I don't play that game, and to me flash reminds me of lowering someone's accuracy, so you can dodge their hyperbeam or something.
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#39 - thebballin (01/11/2016) [-]
Except there is a summoner spell called teleport as well. You could say "they used an ability called flash..." And then continue with your explanation.
#11 - > Remembering the days you let Lara run minuts Long against… 01/10/2016 on League of Hentia. 0
#214 - easy done: Post on Facebook, with all prove, with the voice me…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Fuuuuck +3
#332 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah you have to get that shit to everyone. Her family, coworkers, friends, bosses, anyone and everyone. You get this stuff to anyone and everyone who has any reason to associate with these people.

He should have exposed it to his own family too and hopefully gone to live with an aunt/uncle or grandparent.
From that point on you could engage in something similar to the famous pineapple greentext.
#34 - The same we said about Erma :^) 01/10/2016 on Carrot & Pepper Ch. 9 0
#19 - And when do we rape her? I mean, when we already do us self th… 01/10/2016 on "I want a yandere GF" +1
#4 - Why is it that since Lara Croft´s debut so many many years ag…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on League of Hentia. +14
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#10 - thechosentroll (01/10/2016) [-]
Great choice of pic, because I recall getting an EXTREMELY awkward boner watching Hellsing Ultimate, because of the sounds the crazy german chick made when he stabbed her with her own gun.

No idea why they do it, they just do. I think it may be some subliminal stuff. Sex sells, after all.
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#11 - blackmageewizardt (01/10/2016) [-]
> Remembering the days you let Lara run minuts Long against the wall to make her pant.
> Suddenly Feeling shame and regret washing over you.
> Wincing and silently vanish in shame.
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#6 - sirrawrsalot (01/10/2016) [-]
I remember my younger self playing soul caliber on the wii, I was in the really intense battle and died. I got my first boner that I had noticed off of the characters orgasm scream, not my proudest day.
#62 - Well, it was for sure Dirty as hell. Here, have somethin…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on LEWD GreenTeaNeko Comp 8/9 +3
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#71 - jesusisagoose (01/09/2016) [-]
eww what the fuck man, post this shit in NSFW
#17 - Picture 01/09/2016 on My field of fucks +5

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User avatar #2 - dndxplain (12/01/2015) [+] (10 replies)
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dude, if there's legitimately one thing I hate more than nonsensical shipping it's lesbian nonsensical shippings.
I'm not joking or teasing, I've already had a **** day. Don't ******* joke like that.
User avatar #1 - lametitan ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
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black mage is best mage
User avatar #16 - theoldfritz (12/26/2015) [-]
I saw your comment on merkel but mods flagged the whole post before i could reply.
I got banned a few times for the same reasons as you but after a few more bans mods stopped careing about me how it seems.
And Marry Christmas
User avatar #17 to #16 - blackmageewizardt (12/26/2015) [-]
To you as well an marry Christmas and thanks for the Information.
#13 - crlmsonhazard (12/21/2015) [-]
U mad bro
User avatar #15 to #13 - blackmageewizardt (12/21/2015) [-]
Also unlike you mate, i got an Job, have friends and i am not patethic enough to do nothing but spamming everywhere.

Yeah i read your ****** life.

Patethic.
#14 to #13 - blackmageewizardt (12/21/2015) [-]
Says the guy who told me to put an shotgun up my ass and pull the trigger
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