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| #73 - okay first to the Texas churches: "On February … [+] (2 new replies) | 12/08/2015 on Who's ready for a shitstorm? | 0 |
| Dude you are so far more biased than I am. For some reason you seem to be convinced that people can do no wrong in the name of atheism. You invalidate any act that was actually committed in the name of atheism as not actually being atheist motivated, which reminds me of leftists saying that ISIS is not Islam. You're so biased it looks like you straight up, didn't read half my argument. There are atheists out there who hate religion so much, they're willing to attack and harm the religious. Get over yourself and realize that, or you're far more biased than I am. Atheists can be monsters too. "Dude you are so far more biased than I am. For some reason you seem to be convinced that people can do no wrong in the name of atheism." Because you can´t do anything "in the Name of atheism" It´s like doing something in the Name of tallness. Atheism itself isn´t an principle, cause, philosophy, or belief System poeple fight about, die or kill for. If you honestly can tell me any given Point in which the sentence "i do not belief in god or gods" includes the Statement that you shall go out and mob People of different religions then i will Change my Position. "You invalidate any act that was actually committed in the name of atheism as not actually being atheist motivated," Would really like to see from where "i do not belief in and god or gods" brings any Motivation to comit anything. " which reminds me of leftists saying that ISIS is not Islam. " Oh you are on of "that" People, how else could it be. I am no fan of the true scotsman fallacy, but there is an difference between Islam and Atheism: Islam has teachings, ideas, idiologys, in which People can say that they had Motivation to certain actions. Atheism has None of this, it´s missing any idiology or ideal Connection to anything as it states nothing more but simple disbelief in deitys. "You're so biased it looks like you straight up, didn't read half my argument." I am pretty sure i answered most of them and you just have no Points to argue them, while you throw now your "no you are biased" fit. Hell you even think the Content above is anti-religious because it redicilous just an small part of abrahamic Religion. Want to see an real offensiv joke against Christan Religion? What´s Jesus favorite Sex practice? Hardcore BDSM. " There are atheists out there who hate religion so much, they're willing to attack and harm the religious." The correct therm in this case is Antitheism, as Atheism does not even state if you think if you hate Religion or not. Hell it is fucking possible to be Atheist and in the same time beeing religious, take Buddism for example. Atheism by itself is not opposed to Religion. " Get over yourself and realize that, or you're far more biased than I am." You are biased because you don´t agree with me to 100% nenenenene. "Atheists can be monsters too." Never said that you strawman builder. I said it´s not possible to kill in the Name of atheism, i never claimed that no Atheist can not be an fucking Monster you fucknugget. | ||
| #72 - "convert People" How the ever living **** do … | 12/08/2015 on Who's ready for a shitstorm? | 0 |
| #88 - oh thanks for the compliment [+] (1 new reply) | 12/07/2015 on Once You Pop You Can't Stop... | 0 |
| #85 - you alright? | 12/07/2015 on Once You Pop You Can't Stop... | 0 |
| #84 - looking for disturbing grins? Hellsings Major, who else makes … [+] (3 new replies) | 12/07/2015 on Once You Pop You Can't Stop... | 0 |
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| #81 - a Welp each his own. | 12/07/2015 on Once You Pop You Can't Stop... | 0 |
| #37 - no Problem, me neither, just enjoy your ice cream :^) | 12/07/2015 on inside Penny's head. | +2 |
| #78 - you may want to take this with you. [+] (2 new replies) | 12/07/2015 on Once You Pop You Can't Stop... | 0 |
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| #35 - Neo is best waifu [+] (16 new replies) | 12/07/2015 on inside Penny's head. | +3 |
| ... yeah, good Thing mine are not... *proceeds to throw 75% of my rwby Pictures into the "totally not porn" Folder* | ||
| #76 - hm fast summery: There was once an Little Girl that loved dogs… [+] (4 new replies) | 12/07/2015 on Once You Pop You Can't Stop... | 0 |
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| #73 - "As I was rubbing her and she knew she was sitting on my … [+] (7 new replies) | 12/07/2015 on Once You Pop You Can't Stop... | +1 |
| looking for disturbing grins? Hellsings Major, who else makes better disturbing grins than an insane nazi who wants to burn down all of London. | ||
| #72 - As ya wish: "I got back onto the mower but could… [+] (9 new replies) | 12/07/2015 on Once You Pop You Can't Stop... | +1 |
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blackmageewizardt (12/07/2015) [-] "As I was rubbing her and she knew she was sitting on my hard cock, I decided to go a little further. I moved my hand from just rubbing her back and began to rub her side and round to her stomach letting my hand rise up enough to brush up against the bottom of her tank top. She calmly wiggled her arse aganst my cock which enouraged me to go further. This time I couldn't help myself and allowed my hand to run all the way up and boldly over her tits. I could feel her hard nipples through the fabric as she moaned and fell back a little into my arms. I realised we were getting a little bit too obvious and steered the mower towards the very back where we would mostly be hidden by trees. By this time I had moved her tank top up so I could feel one of her nipples. We were now on the edge of play and sex. Shay enjoying the play and me now wanting much more. Shay startled me back to reality when she sat up a little and lifted her arse into the air. I thought she was going to jump off and expected our play to come to an end. But she simply asked me to stop for a minute so we could both get more comfortable. Apart from being buried inside her, I couldn't have been better so I wasn't sure what she had in mind. She hoped of my lap and looked around and I could see in her eyes she was about to become very naughty. "Can we do this without our clothes on?" she asked coyly. "What...!" I couldn't believe what I had heard. "Well at least without our bottoms on, it will be so much more fun." she added. I also looked around, now in nervous fear of what I was about to do. "What a great idea" I said and quickly pushed my shorts down to my ankles. My cock literally sprang free and grew another inch now that it was in the naked company of a 9 year old. Shay's eyes nearly doubled in size, she smiled at me and then completely removed her skirt and panties revealing the nicest little hairless pussy you could ever see. She lifted her long slender legs over me and came to rest with her cunt sitting right on my shaft. I moaned and my cock twitched underneath her weight. She rocked back on forth on my cock and then suddenly turned around and reseated herself facing me. "If your not going to start the mower I prefer this position" She smiled as she again rubbed herself up and down my shaft. she leaned forward and kissed me quickly, and then gazed into my eyes as she rode her tight little soft mound up and down me. "I'm going to cum" I yelled all of a sudden, and pushed her off me quickly. She seemed a bit worried that she had done something wrong, but I reassured her with a smile. "It's OK" I said "I just need to change positions" I rolled her onto the seat of the mower and quickly pushed her legs right back to her head. Her tiny little hailess cunt popped open and was pink and wet. I lined myself up as I really want to bury myself inside her. Shay knew what was happening and finally nearly tipped me over the edge when she blurted out "Yes - Fuck Me" I rubbed my cock up and down her slit and she began to moan. I may have been to hard because I struggled to get my swollen head inside her. I alternated between rubbing up and down her slit and trying to push into her tight little hole. Each time I pushed I would get another small part of my cock inside her. She was slowly opening up, but I was just to big at the moment for a quick fuck with this young girl. I eventually got about 2 inches of my cock inside her. It was pure bliss, I arched my back and shot a large load of cum into her pussy. I was pumping her as I came, and my cock eventually slipped out shooting the rest of my load all over her belly. I was totally spent. "Oh Mike that was mega..." "Next time you fuck me, I want all of your cock inside of me" I just stood slack jawed listening to the sex talk coming out of this 9 year olds mouth. "Have you done this before Shay? I asked."No never, that was my first time and I like it" She gave me a wicked grin, and headed back to the house. looking for disturbing grins? Hellsings Major, who else makes better disturbing grins than an insane nazi who wants to burn down all of London. | ||
| #69 - Well it´s not "no dog no life" so i guess we can tr… [+] (6 new replies) | 12/07/2015 on Once You Pop You Can't Stop... | 0 |
| hm fast summery: There was once an Little Girl that loved dogs. She gets finally one but he never listens, after an random visit in the park she witnessed an Girl getting fucked be her dog, just to anything fall into an orgy. After severa escapades falls the poor Girl into an romantic addiction with animals, even marriang her dog who dies later on. She gets raped be an pack of wild dogs in an park and gets somehow pregnant. While the weeks pass and her pregnancy continues while she also had driven her friends into this sick sexuell addiction. Sadly she gains an misscarriage on the School toilet (btw very detailed i might say) and falls into more sex addiction. | ||
| #68 - Oh trust me, i found an entire library of things you wouldn´t… | 12/07/2015 on Once You Pop You Can't Stop... | 0 |
| #67 - oh trust me, that´s just the 1. half, the 2. is as Long, almo… [+] (11 new replies) | 12/07/2015 on Once You Pop You Can't Stop... | +1 |
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blackmageewizardt (12/07/2015) [-] As ya wish: "I got back onto the mower but couldn't get my cock back between my legs, so I had to position it above my legs where it would be in the way off anyone trying to sit on me. This wicked thought made me harder. "Ok Shay up you get". "I want to sit in your lap like Cindy" she pointed out. That suited me just fine as she would be the one insisting on sitting on my cock. "Thats ok Shay - you just get yourself comfortable" But she could not get herself onto my lap as her skirt was too long and tight, and in the end she had to settle for sitting astride one side of my lap. This was a real blow as she couldn't feel my cock from her position except if we went over a big bump and she slid over towards me. After this happened a couple of times I'm sure she became aware of my hard-on and on the next bump accidentally put her hand right on my cock. She just giggled and I smiled and she re-balanced and lifted her hand. A few minutes later she asked me to stop. "I'm not very comfortable, can I move and sit on your lap?" "sure if you think you can" I replied hoping for the impossible. So this time she just rolls her skirt up until it is just covering her knickers. This allows her to straddle me with her back to me sitting on my lap. Her skirt rides up past her hips and exposes a little of her white panties as she puts her legs down and leans forward and slowly places herself onto my lap. My cock was quite hard by now and there was no doubting that she would have felt it as she sat down. "Lets go" she yelled as she placed all of her weight onto my cock. I played along and didn't say anything. My cock was very hard and she would have easily felt exactly all shapes beneath her arse. My shorts were only thin so there was only my shorts and her undies keeping us apart. "This is fun" she exclaimed as she turned round to smile at me, all the while slowly turning herself on my cock. We both knew what she was doing was wrong, but neither of us were going to stop at this stage. I was in pure heaven rubbing my hard cock up into a litle 9 year olds arse. I just smiled as the mower noise was to much to compete with for any sort of conversation. Not that I wanted to talk. I had stretched my legs out a little further making them almost straight which only increased the size of my bulge making it more difficult for Shay to balance on my cock. It was almost like she was sitting on a tennis ball rolling her arse around to find a better position. This went on for about another agonising 5 minutes, until I finally grabbed Shay around the waist. She turned and smiled as I lifted her up out of my lap and lowered her down again. This time so her arse crack settled neatly over my cock. It was still awkward but felt much better. Shay was still just looking in my eyes when she began to grind her arse back and forth in the new position. "Yes, that's much better" she told me, before turning back around as though nothing had happened. My mind was swimming with desire. I had never thought about fucking Shay, yet here was this innocent 9 year old girl playing out a sexual fantasy and getting herself in for maybe more than she knew. I began massaging her back with my free hand as I pondered her beauty. She had lovely long black hair that went past her shoulders, lovely white skin, olive eyes and a gorgeous face that when she grinned made her look like a sexy 15 year old. I rubbed my hand all over back as she moved her body showing enjoyment from my touch. Seemingless we Need an 3. part. #73 -
blackmageewizardt (12/07/2015) [-] "As I was rubbing her and she knew she was sitting on my hard cock, I decided to go a little further. I moved my hand from just rubbing her back and began to rub her side and round to her stomach letting my hand rise up enough to brush up against the bottom of her tank top. She calmly wiggled her arse aganst my cock which enouraged me to go further. This time I couldn't help myself and allowed my hand to run all the way up and boldly over her tits. I could feel her hard nipples through the fabric as she moaned and fell back a little into my arms. I realised we were getting a little bit too obvious and steered the mower towards the very back where we would mostly be hidden by trees. By this time I had moved her tank top up so I could feel one of her nipples. We were now on the edge of play and sex. Shay enjoying the play and me now wanting much more. Shay startled me back to reality when she sat up a little and lifted her arse into the air. I thought she was going to jump off and expected our play to come to an end. But she simply asked me to stop for a minute so we could both get more comfortable. Apart from being buried inside her, I couldn't have been better so I wasn't sure what she had in mind. She hoped of my lap and looked around and I could see in her eyes she was about to become very naughty. "Can we do this without our clothes on?" she asked coyly. "What...!" I couldn't believe what I had heard. "Well at least without our bottoms on, it will be so much more fun." she added. I also looked around, now in nervous fear of what I was about to do. "What a great idea" I said and quickly pushed my shorts down to my ankles. My cock literally sprang free and grew another inch now that it was in the naked company of a 9 year old. Shay's eyes nearly doubled in size, she smiled at me and then completely removed her skirt and panties revealing the nicest little hairless pussy you could ever see. She lifted her long slender legs over me and came to rest with her cunt sitting right on my shaft. I moaned and my cock twitched underneath her weight. She rocked back on forth on my cock and then suddenly turned around and reseated herself facing me. "If your not going to start the mower I prefer this position" She smiled as she again rubbed herself up and down my shaft. she leaned forward and kissed me quickly, and then gazed into my eyes as she rode her tight little soft mound up and down me. "I'm going to cum" I yelled all of a sudden, and pushed her off me quickly. She seemed a bit worried that she had done something wrong, but I reassured her with a smile. "It's OK" I said "I just need to change positions" I rolled her onto the seat of the mower and quickly pushed her legs right back to her head. Her tiny little hailess cunt popped open and was pink and wet. I lined myself up as I really want to bury myself inside her. Shay knew what was happening and finally nearly tipped me over the edge when she blurted out "Yes - Fuck Me" I rubbed my cock up and down her slit and she began to moan. I may have been to hard because I struggled to get my swollen head inside her. I alternated between rubbing up and down her slit and trying to push into her tight little hole. Each time I pushed I would get another small part of my cock inside her. She was slowly opening up, but I was just to big at the moment for a quick fuck with this young girl. I eventually got about 2 inches of my cock inside her. It was pure bliss, I arched my back and shot a large load of cum into her pussy. I was pumping her as I came, and my cock eventually slipped out shooting the rest of my load all over her belly. I was totally spent. "Oh Mike that was mega..." "Next time you fuck me, I want all of your cock inside of me" I just stood slack jawed listening to the sex talk coming out of this 9 year olds mouth. "Have you done this before Shay? I asked."No never, that was my first time and I like it" She gave me a wicked grin, and headed back to the house. looking for disturbing grins? Hellsings Major, who else makes better disturbing grins than an insane nazi who wants to burn down all of London. | ||
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| #25114 - Little question, i have already subscribed to an channel so i … [+] (3 new replies) | 12/07/2015 on Ask a Mod | +1 |
| Keep in mind that to post to a channel you have to join. Subscribing only tells you when stuff is posted to it. Once the content is posted if you had not already added it to a channel you will have to delete and remake the post. like Mua said below as you are uploading just click on Here which is underlined and it should display the list of subbed channels, After you have chosen the channel you are free to click upload Don't worry about the channel settings just stick to default #25115 -
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| #264 - okay okay, i may have tried to sneak into the White mage guide… [+] (5 new replies) | 12/07/2015 on Norway getting cucked 101 | +1 |
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| #48 - >>#8 [+] (1 new reply) | 12/07/2015 on Once You Pop You Can't Stop... | +1 |
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| #46 - what about the **** i found? [+] (3 new replies) | 12/07/2015 on Once You Pop You Can't Stop... | +3 |
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| #258 - What do you mean? My last genocide was almost 10 years ago and… [+] (7 new replies) | 12/07/2015 on Norway getting cucked 101 | +1 |
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| #33 - Want more? [+] (18 new replies) | 12/07/2015 on inside Penny's head. | +1 |
| ... yeah, good Thing mine are not... *proceeds to throw 75% of my rwby Pictures into the "totally not porn" Folder* | ||
| #5 - Picture | 12/07/2015 on Santa needs some help this... | 0 |
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I saw your comment on merkel but mods flagged the whole post before i could reply.
I got banned a few times for the same reasons as you but after a few more bans mods stopped careing about me how it seems.
And Marry Christmas
I got banned a few times for the same reasons as you but after a few more bans mods stopped careing about me how it seems.
And Marry Christmas
To you as well an marry Christmas and thanks for the Information.
Also unlike you mate, i got an Job, have friends and i am not patethic enough to do nothing but spamming everywhere.
Yeah i read your ****** life.
Patethic.
Yeah i read your ****** life.
Patethic.
