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blackmageewizardt

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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:11/15/2015
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#27 - I made it through 6 episodes... my world view about how physic…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Yep, that seems right 0
#31 - animesource (12/23/2015) [-]
>>#5, >>#8,
Fucking casuals. I watched both seasons. They were great. Boob lasers and shit.
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#33 - tormain (12/23/2015) [-]
I watched both seasons two, which is why I rated this show 0.1/10 on MAL.
#36 - animesource (12/23/2015) [-]
I wasn't rating shows back then, but I'd probably give it 7.
At some point boob fest becomes boring or annoying, but story isn't too bad.
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#34 - tormain (12/23/2015) [-]
to*
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#50 - erotictentacle (12/23/2015) [-]
too*
im sorry, i had to~
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#52 - tormain (12/23/2015) [-]
np, I always get those wrong.
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#53 - erotictentacle (12/23/2015) [-]
Its ok, we all got our bad habits, just like i can't shake off writing "deamon" and "freedome"
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#55 - tormain (12/23/2015) [-]
why though?
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#56 - erotictentacle (12/23/2015) [-]
I dunno, i write deamon probably because in german its Dämon, the dots can be replaced by an e, so i guess thats that.
and freedome... no idea. Maybe from french, since there the last letter is often mute so they add an e to shit. French is also the reason i write realise with an S, which i recently was told is wrong. Tho realize just seems so wrong to me.....
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#58 - tormain (12/23/2015) [-]
Wouldn't it be Daemon than? Or maybe I just think that because of Daemon Tools
I guess that's because they speak like 5 languages in Switzerland, right?
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#59 - erotictentacle (12/23/2015) [-]
Yes, it would be. But im fucked up in the head.
Im an immigrant, came here barely 2 months old. So i spoke spanish at home, italian with my babysitters because my parents were always working, german in school, the swiss accent with my friends. Then, with my 4th grade, french classes started and 2 years later, we had english classes.

So yeah, my heads a mess off many tidbits of many languages
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#61 - tormain (12/23/2015) [-]
Sounds brutal.
And I'm having trouble with just Dutch and English, I had German classes once but I've forgotten pretty much all of it.
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#64 - erotictentacle (12/23/2015) [-]
It was actually pretty nice.
Granted it was a huge pain in the ass, but learning languages naturally at such a young age is a blessing. Tho i prettymuch lost all my italian skills and hate french, so that sucks too.
The advantage of it tho is that i can learn languages much faster than most monolingual blokes
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#32 - blackmageewizardt (12/23/2015) [-]
Not anyone is resistent to anything, i have most likely eldritch Horror somewhere laying around to warp your head into Terror.
#112 - ... All the time i though the Fox was dancing...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2015 on Browsing FJ Nowdays Be Like +13
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#153 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
I think it was meant to be dancing but some people think he's dancing, some think he's humping.
#87 - "That IS the reality ******* . What rock have you b…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2015 on I`ve met him +1
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#88 - kristovsky (12/23/2015) [-]
It's the US where people are told that they can't say Merry Christmas, it got replaced with "Happy Holidays".

Also, look up the Rotherham rape scandal.
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#89 - blackmageewizardt (12/23/2015) [-]
"It's the US where people are told that they can't say Merry Christmas, it got replaced with "Happy Holidays". "

So why even bringing that in combination with Europe you fucking dildo?

"Also, look up the Rotherham rape scandal."

A scandal? Yes. Normal everywhere in europe and any given Country that pushes for multiculturalism? No, unless you can contrubite prove that this happens everywhere in europe. It is also well known that England has raither Special ways in thinking how to integrait People.

So yes do me an fucking favor, get outside, AWAY from your pc, take some fresh air and fucking notice something... it´s not normal, it´s not even the standart. For all we care the chances are high that the Police got also bribed and use multicultural reasoning and ideas to Keep the rest of the Forces away.

See i found interesting informations though, that the chances are high that certain members of said Police order were part of that ring, and most likely also corrupted the entire govermental structure at the place, as even AFTER the scandal came open, it still seems to work.

Like... you know... most rings like this work...
#33 - uhh... What did you do to Anger the roll gods that much mate. 12/23/2015 on Trying to open a childproof... 0
#11 - Put it down Boy, this conversation will end in nothing but but…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on RWBY Comp 0
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#14 - dndxplain (12/22/2015) [-]
>>#8, honestly the only one I can see is Ruby/penny, but I highly doubt it considering Penny has the mind of a child and Ruby actually is one.
#9 - > Fat fetish included. ... Am... am i on deviantar… 12/22/2015 on RWBY Comp +26
#8 - Picture 12/22/2015 on Fucking elves +7
#49 - Her sister seems smarter, also this baiting is absolutly not o…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/22/2015 on inside Penny's head. 0
#50 - Sperit (12/22/2015) [-]
ok we can agree bunny girl is best cum dumpster
#53 - blackmageewizardt (12/24/2015) [-]
BTW Turboslut brought me to an idea: All the anoying Problems solved!
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#54 - Sperit (12/24/2015) [-]
you have a lot of good rwby pics
most of mine are porn
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#55 - blackmageewizardt (12/24/2015) [-]
... yeah, good Thing mine are not... *proceeds to throw 75% of my rwby Pictures into the "totally not porn" Folder*
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#56 - Sperit (12/24/2015) [-]
i have so much rwby porn i should make them their own folder
#51 - blackmageewizardt (12/24/2015) [-]
Finally fucking found it, what i wanted to post about Velvet in the first place. Abosolutly agree, best cumbucket.
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#52 - Sperit (12/24/2015) [-]
10/10 would practice good sex on so i can be ready for a human girl
#47 - "flat is justice" So she got punished for her entire…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/22/2015 on inside Penny's head. 0
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#48 - Sperit (12/22/2015) [-]
well she is also a smart and is racist making her smarter
#49 - blackmageewizardt (12/22/2015) [-]
Her sister seems smarter, also this baiting is absolutly not obvious, who can after all resist bunny Girl?
#50 - Sperit (12/22/2015) [-]
ok we can agree bunny girl is best cum dumpster
#53 - blackmageewizardt (12/24/2015) [-]
BTW Turboslut brought me to an idea: All the anoying Problems solved!
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#54 - Sperit (12/24/2015) [-]
you have a lot of good rwby pics
most of mine are porn
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#55 - blackmageewizardt (12/24/2015) [-]
... yeah, good Thing mine are not... *proceeds to throw 75% of my rwby Pictures into the "totally not porn" Folder*
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#56 - Sperit (12/24/2015) [-]
i have so much rwby porn i should make them their own folder
#51 - blackmageewizardt (12/24/2015) [-]
Finally fucking found it, what i wanted to post about Velvet in the first place. Abosolutly agree, best cumbucket.
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#52 - Sperit (12/24/2015) [-]
10/10 would practice good sex on so i can be ready for a human girl
#45 - You mean princess flatchest?  [+] (11 new replies) 12/22/2015 on inside Penny's head. 0
#46 - Sperit (12/22/2015) [-]
flat is justice
also icecream is not as good as sherbert
#47 - blackmageewizardt (12/22/2015) [-]
"flat is justice" So she got punished for her entire Familys arrogance? Because even her sister is better build in any Region.
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#48 - Sperit (12/22/2015) [-]
well she is also a smart and is racist making her smarter
#49 - blackmageewizardt (12/22/2015) [-]
Her sister seems smarter, also this baiting is absolutly not obvious, who can after all resist bunny Girl?
#50 - Sperit (12/22/2015) [-]
ok we can agree bunny girl is best cum dumpster
#53 - blackmageewizardt (12/24/2015) [-]
BTW Turboslut brought me to an idea: All the anoying Problems solved!
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#54 - Sperit (12/24/2015) [-]
you have a lot of good rwby pics
most of mine are porn
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#55 - blackmageewizardt (12/24/2015) [-]
... yeah, good Thing mine are not... *proceeds to throw 75% of my rwby Pictures into the "totally not porn" Folder*
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#56 - Sperit (12/24/2015) [-]
i have so much rwby porn i should make them their own folder
#51 - blackmageewizardt (12/24/2015) [-]
Finally fucking found it, what i wanted to post about Velvet in the first place. Abosolutly agree, best cumbucket.
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#52 - Sperit (12/24/2015) [-]
10/10 would practice good sex on so i can be ready for a human girl
#6 - na just ******** , it´s ******* hillarious, just…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Just another day in Moldova 0
#7 - madb (12/23/2015) [-]
you must be pretty hardcore then. probs injects many miruhjuanas
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#8 - blackmageewizardt (12/23/2015) [-]
#41 - no sure what the Problem is. 12/22/2015 on Tumblr compilation 0
#21 - The face of pure betrayal. 12/22/2015 on poo gas +10
#21 - P.S.: should anyone of you find an way to actuelly Forget this…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Tumblr compilation +2
#40 - stoneshit (12/22/2015) [-]
Think of naked Putin
#41 - blackmageewizardt (12/22/2015) [-]
no sure what the Problem is.
#20 - There is an better way my friend: Immagine Angela Mer…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Tumblr compilation +4
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#21 - blackmageewizardt (12/22/2015) [-]
P.S.: should anyone of you find an way to actuelly Forget this horrible immage, please contact me and tell me how you did that.
#40 - stoneshit (12/22/2015) [-]
Think of naked Putin
#41 - blackmageewizardt (12/22/2015) [-]
no sure what the Problem is.
#45 - Guess what´s for me in Germany, it´s so warm outside atm i c…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on Low impact 0
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#46 - itskennyandjosh (12/22/2015) [-]
I should move to canada or some place that has a shit ton of snow, i'd take snow over beaches anyday
#12 - I just released somethin... now that i posted it, there is the…  [+] (18 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Bomango Extras - Rugby and... +3
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#23 - echsa (12/24/2015) [-]
how does these rolls work tho?
#24 - blackmageewizardt (12/24/2015) [-]
You make an comment or reply, and then just press the Thing with the dice
#25 - echsa (12/24/2015) [-]
that doesn't answer my question
#26 - blackmageewizardt (12/24/2015) [-]
**blackmageewizardt used "*roll picture*"**
**blackmageewizardt rolled image**oh you mean the mechanic? After anything i understood, the roll command will Chose randomly an given Picture, gif or webmaster, and will post it to your comment.

Anything that got ever posted into Funnyjunk has an Chance of beeing pulled in the immage search.

Which mean you could get something fucking hillarious, random, or an fucking Pony.
#27 - echsa (12/24/2015) [-]
**echsa used "*roll picture*"**
**echsa rolled image** or even godly blessed rolls like mine here
#28 - blackmageewizardt (12/24/2015) [-]
**blackmageewizardt used "*roll picture*"**
**blackmageewizardt rolled image**ain´t always working
#29 - echsa (12/24/2015) [-]
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**echsa rolled image** i always thought, that it has to do with the text your writing, some kind of signal words or sth
#30 - blackmageewizardt (12/24/2015) [-]
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**blackmageewizardt rolled image**na, sometimes is just really cheesy luck what some guys pull off.
#31 - echsa (12/24/2015) [-]
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**echsa rolled image** i see, and does it roll gifs as well?
#32 - blackmageewizardt (12/24/2015) [-]
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**blackmageewizardt rolled image**Now that is an fucking good roll, sadly i don´t know, i could swear i have saw some People do it, but i am not sure.
#34 - echsa (12/24/2015) [-]
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**echsa rolled image**i actually saw a few ones do it
#35 - blackmageewizardt (12/24/2015) [-]
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**blackmageewizardt rolled image**and it fucking worked! Good Job guys, good Job, again somethign done for science!
#36 - echsa (12/24/2015) [-]
i reached my roll limit
#37 - blackmageewizardt (12/24/2015) [-]
How could this happen to me~

I´ve made my mistakes~

#38 - echsa (12/24/2015) [-]
well, it was good rolling with you
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#39 - blackmageewizardt (12/24/2015) [-]
Always fun to roll shit with People, have an good night mate.
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#40 - echsa (12/24/2015) [-]
sleep well and merry christmas
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#43 - Also you are not the only one, ******* sunshine and war…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Low impact 0
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#44 - itskennyandjosh (12/22/2015) [-]
The thing that sucks most is, where i'm at it's like a 50/50 chance every year when it comes to snow, one year we could have so much snow the power goes out for a week no joke that actually happened and we had to stay at my aunts house and another year it could be 70°F
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#45 - blackmageewizardt (12/22/2015) [-]
Guess what´s for me in Germany, it´s so warm outside atm i could go out with just an Shirt an not freeze. There is not even an fucking raincloud in the sky.

10 Years ago we would have 0,5m snow laying outside, now it´s then always just pisswater coming down every year, maybe an week looking like winter, befor it already feels like spring again! It drives me nuts as winter Lover.
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#46 - itskennyandjosh (12/22/2015) [-]
I should move to canada or some place that has a shit ton of snow, i'd take snow over beaches anyday
#42 - ... am i the only one getting unnerved be the unclean cut on t… 12/22/2015 on Low impact 0
#4 - > Town rapist Okay that´s it, i have seen enough …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Just another day in Moldova -2
#5 - postwhatevs (12/22/2015) [-]
Damn son you quit easily, I'm not sure the internet is a place for you.
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#6 - blackmageewizardt (12/22/2015) [-]
na just shitting, it´s fucking hillarious, just wanted to overreact, im used to bullshit like that.
#7 - madb (12/23/2015) [-]
you must be pretty hardcore then. probs injects many miruhjuanas
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#8 - blackmageewizardt (12/23/2015) [-]
#6 - Picture 12/22/2015 on Ouch 0
#301 - once you have seen enough young anon, it´s very simple to rec…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on Friendly reminder 0
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#322 - zombieloan (12/22/2015) [-]
yep
its human twilight sparkle from equestria girls
#27 - Picture 12/22/2015 on Classic Matt +6
#17 - Jesus ******* crist... i have to rewatch it and Count t…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Nickelodeon +7
#42 - supercookieduster (12/22/2015) [-]
i know they got by with this lil gem until the 3rd season i think, then they had to change it. one of my fav shows as a kid, didnt pick up on any of it lol
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#27 - guitarassassin (12/22/2015) [-]
Just don't turn it into a drinking game. You'll die of alcohol poisoning after just 2 episodes at the most.
#294 - **blackmageewizardt used "*roll picture*"** **blackmageewiz…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Friendly reminder 0
#299 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
That's a pony?
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#301 - blackmageewizardt (12/22/2015) [-]
once you have seen enough young anon, it´s very simple to recognize mlp Content. And with my lucks in rolls i can state pretty well, that yes, this is most likely Pony made human.
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#322 - zombieloan (12/22/2015) [-]
yep
its human twilight sparkle from equestria girls

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User avatar #2 - dndxplain (12/01/2015) [+] (10 replies)
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dude, if there's legitimately one thing I hate more than nonsensical shipping it's lesbian nonsensical shippings.
I'm not joking or teasing, I've already had a **** day. Don't ******* joke like that.
User avatar #1 - lametitan ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
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black mage is best mage
User avatar #16 - theoldfritz (12/26/2015) [-]
I saw your comment on merkel but mods flagged the whole post before i could reply.
I got banned a few times for the same reasons as you but after a few more bans mods stopped careing about me how it seems.
And Marry Christmas
User avatar #17 to #16 - blackmageewizardt (12/26/2015) [-]
To you as well an marry Christmas and thanks for the Information.
#13 - crlmsonhazard (12/21/2015) [-]
U mad bro
User avatar #15 to #13 - blackmageewizardt (12/21/2015) [-]
Also unlike you mate, i got an Job, have friends and i am not patethic enough to do nothing but spamming everywhere.

Yeah i read your ****** life.

Patethic.
#14 to #13 - blackmageewizardt (12/21/2015) [-]
Says the guy who told me to put an shotgun up my ass and pull the trigger
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