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Steam Profile: Black Hole Dragon
Date Signed Up:1/22/2011
Last Login:3/28/2015
Location:Earth
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Just a normal draconian under the assumed form of a human, don't mind me, I am by no means a dragon shape shifter from an abandoned planet.

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#533123 - sup 5 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
#533113 - I had to take a lot of breaks in between 5 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 0
#533106 - Hey guys I'm back. I was out at this group thing, and we went …  [+] (6 new replies) 5 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +2
#533118 - lightingmike (5 hours ago) [-]
Hey man
#533123 - blackholedragon (5 hours ago) [-]
sup
#533114 - psikid (5 hours ago) [-]
That seems interesting.

Wish we had a place like that here, I'd be all over that.
User avatar #533112 - wonna (5 hours ago) [-]
Man, I've been to a place like this. It was fun.
#533111 - intheloophole (5 hours ago) [-]
Physical activity.
#533113 - blackholedragon (5 hours ago) [-]
I had to take a lot of breaks in between
#532294 - mornin' 9 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
#532264 - you're that special kind of person aren't you?  [+] (3 new replies) 9 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
#532265 - zependium (9 hours ago) [-]
yes
User avatar #532271 - geeky (9 hours ago) [-]
Zependthem
User avatar #532274 - zependium (9 hours ago) [-]
Zependivil
#532259 - yo 9 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
#532258 - So someone put a pitfall seed behind a house so I couldn't see…  [+] (8 new replies) 9 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +3
User avatar #532263 - zependium (9 hours ago) [-]
i'd always bury them right next to villagers, then push them into the holes and watch them suffer
User avatar #532282 - psikid (9 hours ago) [-]
I used to do that.

Was fun, though I never did it to the one villager I liked.
User avatar #532270 - alicorn (9 hours ago) [-]
that's evil if i've ever seen it i'd probably do the same
#532264 - blackholedragon (9 hours ago) [-]
you're that special kind of person aren't you?
#532265 - zependium (9 hours ago) [-]
yes
User avatar #532271 - geeky (9 hours ago) [-]
Zependthem
User avatar #532274 - zependium (9 hours ago) [-]
Zependivil
User avatar #532260 - psikid (9 hours ago) [-]
Because if nobody can see you, nobody can see the rape
#532077 - noot 10 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 0
#530153 - You know you've gone too deep when you find out that so…  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +2
#530176 - wonna (20 hours ago) [-]
cant really believe was that dedicated.
#528605 - good luck m8  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #528616 - psikid (03/27/2015) [-]
I'll be fine, the hardest part is not falling asleep on soft things.

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#295 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi blackholedragon! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#227 - xblthatguy (12/29/2014) [-]
Boy there aren't many comments here. Lets fix that.
User avatar #290 to #227 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
Are you ******** me, the holiday thing I linked you to is ******* terrifying.

... you know what this means right...

YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE! How could I have not seen this before, not knowing who cyriak is, being immune to one of his most, disturbing creations.
I must alert AutismAutismAutism immediately!
#291 to #290 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
It was kinda funny, that's all.    
   
Oh boy, here we go.
It was kinda funny, that's all.

Oh boy, here we go.
#228 to #227 - blackholedragon (12/29/2014) [-]
Onii Chan~
Onii Chan~
#270 to #228 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
Back up here again, Dragon.
#271 to #270 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
I knoe, besides that ghostler video, I put together two other variations of that same jontron clip, here's the FNaF one.
I knoe, besides that ghostler video, I put together two other variations of that same jontron clip, here's the FNaF one.
User avatar #274 to #273 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
the audio is the call from the fifth night in the first game.
Interestingly enough, the audio in question is actually an excerpt from the book called Autobiography of a Yogi, just heavily distorted, then reversed.
#275 to #274 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
That's really strange. I guess it got what they wanted though.
#276 to #275 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
yeah, and here's the other one, now this one, THIS is something truly special.
yeah, and here's the other one, now this one, THIS is something truly special.
#277 to #276 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
Damn it, I never see it coming.
Damn it, I never see it coming.
#279 to #278 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
...What is that?
#280 to #279 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know myself.
#281 to #280 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
You're weird. Hehe.
#282 to #281 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
no, this is weird.  WARNING: It's a cyriak video
no, this is weird. WARNING: It's a cyriak video
#284 to #283 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
I if you don't know who cyriak is, good for you, but I'm about to teach you.   
   
You see this gif? He made this gif.
I if you don't know who cyriak is, good for you, but I'm about to teach you.

You see this gif? He made this gif.
#285 to #284 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
So it's a person?
#286 to #285 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
yes, he is a person who lives in the UK, but due to the stuff he makes, the things that he is known for.   
   
Like this little gem, he is mainly refered to by his online name, which is also is youtube channel name.   
   
Cyriak.
yes, he is a person who lives in the UK, but due to the stuff he makes, the things that he is known for.

Like this little gem, he is mainly refered to by his online name, which is also is youtube channel name.

Cyriak.
#288 to #287 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
seriously though, if you watched this thing, and you aren't phased, then here is a link to one of his infamous "Holiday" videos  www.youtube.com/watch?v=toe-8ykTUT8  Don't say I didn't warn you.
seriously though, if you watched this thing, and you aren't phased, then here is a link to one of his infamous "Holiday" videos www.youtube.com/watch?v=toe-8ykTUT8 Don't say I didn't warn you.
#289 to #288 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
They're random and strange, but that's about it.
They're random and strange, but that's about it.
#250 to #228 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
That means we gotta go all the way back to the top.
User avatar #251 to #250 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
yeah, so you say you have a 3ds, got a copy of OR/AS?
User avatar #252 to #251 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
Yessir! Got Alpha Sapphire the day it came out! Absolutely loved it.

Do you have a 3DS? (And if so, ORAS?)
User avatar #253 to #252 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
ah, Pre-ordered AS got it the saturday on the week it was released.

Played all the way through the delta episode got deoxys without having to re-fight the elite four, and when I actually beat the elite four again, I laughed because I got a second metagrossite.

Also I **** you not I traded a level 1 torchic I got in wonder trade for a tornadus so I could get landarus X3
#254 to #253 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
Haha, I'm about to go play the second round of the E4 soon!

I traded a level one Froakie and got a level 100 Sceptile in return. I have a bunch of Ralts and others right now ready for the wonder trade.

Can I get your friend code?
User avatar #255 to #254 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
sure it's 1864-8658-7108
User avatar #256 to #255 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
Mine is 2680-9938-8829
#257 to #256 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
ok thatguy, I added you because you're that guy who has the name thatguy, who is obviously that guy.
#258 to #257 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
You knew I was thatguy?!
User avatar #259 to #258 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
yes thatguy because you gave me your friend code because you're that guy who gives the code of thatguy. (do you see what I'm doing here? )
#260 to #259 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
I-I think I need a second to process all of this...
#262 to #261 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
Oh that thread! I haven't seen anything like that in a while.
Oh that thread! I haven't seen anything like that in a while.
User avatar #265 to #264 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
nice! Did you see my comment?
#266 to #265 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
Yep! Nice!   
   
I can't believe it's less than 500 red thumbs now.
Yep! Nice!

I can't believe it's less than 500 red thumbs now.
User avatar #269 to #266 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
some ridiculously high number.
User avatar #267 to #266 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
yeah, I think the thumbs reset because I was able to thumb it down again, I remember it being over 100,000 before.
#268 to #267 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
100,000?!
User avatar #231 to #230 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
yeah, got smash for the wii u and I'm trying to find the mewtwo DLC, how are you?
User avatar #232 to #231 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
I'm good, did you just get Smash for it?
User avatar #233 to #232 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
Nah, I've wanted smash for a while every since I heard megaman was in it, on another note of guest characters, pac-man ghostly adventures looks like pure cancer.
User avatar #234 to #233 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
...Pac-man ghostly adventures? What?
User avatar #235 to #234 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
exactly, I saw it in walmart when I was getting smash, last copy at that walmart btw.
Anyways I get home, google it, and think pac-man world for the Play Station, accept made "Child Friendly" to the point of looking like the plague
#236 to #235 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
That sounds hilarious.
That sounds hilarious.
#238 to #237 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
Oh.


Oh no...

Please no.
#239 to #238 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
I know, I saw this, and I wanted to puke.   
   
> MFW whoever is telling companies to do this.
I know, I saw this, and I wanted to puke.

> MFW whoever is telling companies to do this.
#240 to #239 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
Why would someone do this?
#241 to #240 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
Because capitalism untill a series dies, because we TOTALLY haven't seen that before
mmmm *COUGH* BANJOKAZOOIENUTSN'BOLTS*COUGH*COUGH* oh jesus sorry about that.
#242 to #241 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
Glad to see Jontron isn't the only guy who feels for that.
Glad to see Jontron isn't the only guy who feels for that.
User avatar #243 to #242 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
Trust me, banjo kazooie was my childhood, I had a n64 and played the **** out of it, originally I kept dying ag Gruntilda, yeah I made it that far as a kid around the age of 6 or maybe it was 7. Anyways literally I came back to it when I had a 360 and 100%'d it.
#244 to #243 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
I've never played it, but it looked like a fun game.

I think I know how you feel. Considering what they did to Spyro.
#245 to #244 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
wait, microsoft did that too?   
   
Jesus christ it's a miracle they haven't whored out minecraft yet, but they're on their way, I saw a case, and I repeat, a case, as in a video game case, for minecraft the 360 version.   
I hate to quote the idiot I referenced in this video I made here, but, THIS, is junkyard America!
wait, microsoft did that too?

Jesus christ it's a miracle they haven't whored out minecraft yet, but they're on their way, I saw a case, and I repeat, a case, as in a video game case, for minecraft the 360 version.
I hate to quote the idiot I referenced in this video I made here, but, THIS, is junkyard America!
#246 to #245 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
I was hoping they'd leave minecraft alone...
#249 to #246 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
I couldn't replay to that last comment because...
User avatar #247 to #246 - blackholedragon (12/30/2014) [-]
So far it's just packaging it in it's own game case, but only time will tell.
#248 to #247 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
I traded in my Xbox360 and bought a 3DS, never looked back since. Microsoft knows how to screw things up.
User avatar #225 to #224 - blackholedragon (12/06/2014) [-]
Just as a formality, I do respect Robert and his whole deal, and trust me, if I ever go to the east mortello museum, I will be sure to say hello, I am a huge believer in the paranormal, especially since I've had experiences of my own, and I do not plan to piss any sort of spirit, demon, or otherwise off.
#215 - fritzdudeguy (11/09/2014) [-]
I could've just posted that foxy gif here.
Boy is my face red.
#216 to #215 - blackholedragon (11/09/2014) [-]
hah, so in short, we de-railed an entire thread with this stuff?
40 keks and a hue
User avatar #217 to #216 - fritzdudeguy (11/09/2014) [-]
Damn, forgot the source of those cahmicks
I know it has "crisis" in it or somethin
#218 to #217 - blackholedragon (11/09/2014) [-]
honestly I don't know the source myself, I just googled funny FNaF comics involving foxy and found that and this, along with a comp of them on funny junk here.
#220 to #218 - fritzdudeguy (11/09/2014) [-]
Well, let it be for the good of both of us.
If I remember anything bout dat guy, it's that he...
well...
He was very "interested" in foxy.
And he was not afraid of showing it.
He liekz 2 do da drawlingz of smexy farxy
#221 to #220 - blackholedragon (11/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's what I heard as well.
User avatar #222 to #221 - fritzdudeguy (11/09/2014) [-]
omg gassip lurl he su gey lolololololololol
User avatar #213 - blackholedragon (09/17/2014) [-]
test
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