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#269 - I may be wrong but I believe if you have and PAY for a netflix…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2014 on FJ movie night +1
User avatar #317 - ivviism (02/27/2014) [-]
That netflix account is intended for the private use, and only private use by the individual who has their name on the account, in their own home. It is illegal for you to publicly exhibit it. Streaming from that paid account to a public website for anybody and everybody in the world to view for free is not legal.
User avatar #273 - dedaluminus (02/26/2014) [-]
You are absolutely wrong on both counts. As a matter of fact, under netflix's terms of service, you can't even let someone else in the same room watch your netflix unless they also pay. (that's not enforced at all but there it is) However, Netflix specifically mentions the redistribution of copyrighted material through the internet, either for profit or not for profit (since admin runs a for-profit site, by definition it would be for profit) and it is a federal offense. Sorry to pop your bubble, but any opportunity a corporation as big as netflix gets to screw people over, it will.
User avatar #285 - kommandantvideo (02/26/2014) [-]
Bullshit. If you are supposed to have everyone in the room pay for Netflix, then why is there an option on netflix to have multiple accounts?
User avatar #294 - dedaluminus (02/26/2014) [-]
Sorry. The rule about streaming content only being viewed by the person who paid for it, even in the same room, is a federal one, not a netflix TOS one. Even so, it's not enforced. It's more of a "don't use netflix to have a bootleg movie theater" kind of law.
#223 - IMO the worst torture device is the brazen bull. Something abo…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Oh god why +9
User avatar #240 - mutzaki (02/26/2014) [-]
It's really difficult to choose the worst of the worst, but I think repeated drowning and being buried alive are the worst for me. The bull gives a similar claustrophobic feel, with the added pain of the heat, but you die faster and you probably pass out from the pain before too long.
Stuff like bamboo torture, rat torture, genital mutilation and the Judas Cradle are also up there.
#271 - skyelinesunrise (02/26/2014) [-]
Personally I think Scaphism is about as bad as it can get. Surviving that for 17 days must have been a nightmare.

For those who don't know: In Scaphism, the victim would be stripped naked, covered in milk/honey, and locked between two canoes facing each other so they couldn't escape, with just the head sticking out. They would then be force fed a large amount of milk and honey, so they would be kept nourished/alive, and so they would have uncontrollable diarrhea all over themselves. Their face would also be coated in milk/honey.

After this, they would be floated out into the middle of a swamp, with the sun beating down on their face. Insects would be attracted to the milk/honey and swarm all over his face and body, climbing all over him and breeding in it, and all over his diarrhea coated body. He would slowly be eaten alive by these bugs, which would climb inside his flesh and lay eggs.

Every day, he would be pulled back in and re-fed, so that he wouldn't die prematurely, to prolong the torture as long as possible until he finally died from the bugs infesting his corpse.

The longest recorded instance of someone lasting is 17 days before death.


Other than that, any slow torture while subjecting someone to an opioid antagonist (naloxone/naltrexone) to prevent any endogenous opioids from numbing the pain at all, and epinephrine to prevent passing out from shock is a good candidate.

As long as those two drugs are administered, and they're nourished and hydrated so they don't die prematurely, just about anything will become horrific after an extended period. I prefer slow flaying/dicing methods, followed by immediately cauterizing the wound, so it hurts doubly and they don't bleed out. But honestly no matter how brutal a method I try to think up, Scaphism is probably worse.
User avatar #262 - kommandantvideo (02/26/2014) [-]
The big pyramid that goes into your anus and splits you in half is pretty brutal
User avatar #265 - mutzaki (02/26/2014) [-]
That's the Judas Cradle, or at least a version of it.
User avatar #249 - blackhawksfan (02/26/2014) [-]
If you watch Prison Break the scene in season 4 where Mahone tortures Wyatt is pretty brutal too. Rigging up a car battery like a pacemaker is quite effective if you wanna inflict as much pain as possible without the victim passing out.
#86 - After a quick google image search I realized I am wrong. I use…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2014 on Maximum Overdrive 0
#90 - worried (02/26/2014) [-]
most of them do... winglets dont provide any vital stabilization they only reduce fuel consumption.... i just thought it was a 787 because of the unique curvature of the wings. too big to be a 757 and the nose isnt right for it to be a 767... i take 737 over water all the time, most of our fleets fly from US to the Caribbean and south america and now since we have the 737-900 we can start weening ourselves off of those POS old 757... most of them still have a freaking analog flight deck
#84 - You're right about the a380, but its not a 787, the 787's also… 02/25/2014 on Maximum Overdrive 0
#244 - Dickgun is best gun 02/22/2014 on Feeding the troops 0
#230 - the poppy seed pound cakes.... my god i loved when i got those… 02/22/2014 on Feeding the troops 0
#93 - Picture 02/22/2014 on Good job America +2
#92 - Picture 02/22/2014 on Good job America 0
#39 - its what the comic is based on. basically 60,000 playing the s… 02/22/2014 on TwitchPlaysPokemon found... 0
#36 - Picture 02/22/2014 on TwitchPlaysPokemon found... 0
#34 - they beat him on the second attempt yesterday. then they used …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2014 on TwitchPlaysPokemon found... 0
User avatar #77 - syrenthra (02/22/2014) [-]
oh god
#203 - #11 because an average day on mercury is almost 60 earth days 02/21/2014 on Random Science Facts #1... 0
#20 - that sounds like the name of a metal band...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2014 on BanaNOPE +5
User avatar #80 - vilememory (02/13/2014) [-]
Snake's and Barrels
#38 - I never understood why people are so scared of trolls. They ta… 02/13/2014 on Mountain Climbing +3
#375 - I met this badass Major when I was in Afghanistan. Would get d… 02/06/2014 on Meeting your girlfriends... +4
#500 - Another problem is... well why can fast food restaurants like …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on Cocaine and unicorns 0
User avatar #585 - lamaswithhats (02/03/2014) [-]
Well and people have to think about it. Say minimum wage goes up to $9 an hour. Wow gee wiz that sure sounds swell! Not exactly. Large multi million dollar companies would have little trouble dealing with this. But what about your local businesse? Say your beloved family owned pizza shop has six employees. The owner used to pay them $8 an hour. Now he has to pay them $9 an hour. You think that's only an extra dollar for each person out of his pocket. That's a lot of his money. Say each of his employees works a full 6 hour shift. That's $36 per day. Say he can't afford to pay that and has to close his beloved pizza shop. Now six employees are looking for jobs, including the owner. Increasing pay doesn't always help.
#320 - Or even know what a petition is... 01/30/2014 on FUCK YOU GUYS +1
#269 - Neat. 01/07/2014 on New apartment? Time to... 0
#321 - Been to zombie road, we went there when we went to st. louis..… 12/17/2013 on Creepiest Places on Earth #1 0
#74 - no idea whats going on with his head but  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2013 on [Acting Intensifies] 0
#81 - sybo (11/28/2013) [-]
his name's thymine, geddit?
User avatar #77 - toasthemost (11/28/2013) [-]
thankyou, and I'm also clueless about the thing on his head
#101 - I had a PS3 and an Xbox360 too, never got the RRoD on the Xbox… 11/18/2013 on Blue Dick Punch of Sadness +1
#89 - Gunny Ermey was a Drill Instructor. We don't have, "Drill…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2013 on I hate you all equally 0
User avatar #102 - capslockrage (11/10/2013) [-]
They're practically the same thing, don't try to act like they're not.
#345 - Thanks man, I live about 15 mins from Ames, where it happened.…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2013 on Well that escalated quickly. +1
#368 - flarenight (11/09/2013) [-]
it all comes down to potential damage done to value of a human life at this time. well at least in my opinion. if the damage they are/are about to/potentially can do if left alone exceeds the life of one person i see nothing wrong with removing of said person. but like i said my personal view on it.
#339 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/09/2013 on Well that escalated quickly. +1
#340 - flarenight (11/09/2013) [-]
thanks for the link and vid. will check it out in a min. have a thumb for your effort
User avatar #345 - blackhawksfan (11/09/2013) [-]
Thanks man, I live about 15 mins from Ames, where it happened. Been allover the news here. The media is doing what it always does and acting like the kid was all innocent and shit but in my opinion what the cops did was justified
#368 - flarenight (11/09/2013) [-]
it all comes down to potential damage done to value of a human life at this time. well at least in my opinion. if the damage they are/are about to/potentially can do if left alone exceeds the life of one person i see nothing wrong with removing of said person. but like i said my personal view on it.
#161 - It was the Iowa State University Campus, not a park. Other tha… 11/08/2013 on Well that escalated quickly. 0
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