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i'm just a local stalker with a odd sense of humor

Also i used to be a brony until i realized the community is full of very very sad individuals.

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#5 - incase you don't know, sasha grey is a porn actor..  [+] (39 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Birthdays +57
User avatar #380 - AdmiralSuperman (08/29/2013) [-]
I'm very happy used the term actor, no star.
User avatar #362 - dlodavis (08/29/2013) [-]
A damn good one at that.
User avatar #248 - addia (08/29/2013) [-]
Was
#208 - anonymous (08/29/2013) [-]
was*,and she sucked...get it?
User avatar #107 - donutcaptin (08/28/2013) [-]
actress*
#53 - anonymous (08/28/2013) [-]
was*
#24 - anonymous (08/28/2013) [-]
was
User avatar #10 - kasperfage (08/28/2013) [-]
Was* ?
User avatar #6 - whatugawkinat (08/28/2013) [-]
I figured that much...but why in the fuck is she the only one ever mentioned on here, it's as if FJ has watched porn for the first time and fell in love with her. What exactly is the fuss about?
User avatar #115 - Lilstow (08/28/2013) [-]
she is one of the most famous porn actresses and she is known for how many dicks she can fit inside of her.
#29 - anonymous (08/28/2013) [-]
also faye reagan
User avatar #7 - blackfirepony (08/28/2013) [-]
I guess because shes well known? i don't really understand it either.



i do know she voiced viola dewinter in saints row 3 though.
#9 - iwasawa has deleted their comment.
#476 - fcrocker (08/29/2013) [-]
Oh my God, the autism.
User avatar #434 - iwasawa (08/29/2013) [-]
I find it somewhat funny that I went from +3 thumbs to -21 and for what? For having an opinion once more. FunnyJunk shows it's finess once again.
#58 - nehger has deleted their comment.
#52 - nehger (08/28/2013) [-]
Sasha Grey analyzes her favorite films:

>"I like the characters and just the story itself."
Sasha Grey, on Stroszek
>"The way the story was told was so unique."
Sasha Grey, on Pierrot le Fou
>"I don't really know how to go into detail about it; the story is so intense..."
Sasha Grey, on Fat Girl
>"It's a really emotional film."
Sasha Grey, on A Woman Under the Influence
>"It's John Carpenter! I mean, come on."
Sasha Grey, on Escape from New York

What a great mind! truly a patrician
#43 - kosicandavid (08/28/2013) [-]
I like this one more... also fit kind of good with this song (at least I think).

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xnt9-pyiHTQ
User avatar #44 - iwasawa (08/28/2013) [-]
It's very on rhythm to the song, which is nice. Though it's a bit too fast for my likings.
User avatar #45 - kosicandavid (08/28/2013) [-]
I just found that gif while I was listening to the song and I was really thinking she could made whole video like this
#39 - anonymous (08/28/2013) [-]
holy shit the amount of pathetic betaness in that comment gave me fucking cancer
User avatar #35 - mrwalkerfour (08/28/2013) [-]
yeah but she has had about 1000 different mens seed isnide her butthole
User avatar #38 - iwasawa (08/28/2013) [-]
You mean like almost every girl nowadays? By the way, you'd gladly be the 1001st would'nt you?
User avatar #40 - mrwalkerfour (08/28/2013) [-]
actually no i find the thought of putting my dick in the same ass many men have, cummed in, spat in, and fisted, disgusting.

User avatar #46 - kosicandavid (08/28/2013) [-]
So you are fucking only virgins?
User avatar #47 - mrwalkerfour (08/28/2013) [-]
are you 12? i fuck a woman who is respectable in her private life. not a girl who earned money through dicks and fistings and creampies.
User avatar #48 - kosicandavid (08/28/2013) [-]
And all the other women are doing only missionaries right? C'mon there are plenty of whores that are acting like self-respecting intelligent women but when you are alone in bed with them they are doing exactly those same things as porn stars and after one night they dump you and fuck with other guy same way. Sasha was a porn star... so what? No big deal. There is some internet community worshiping her like a goddess... So What? Why taking their idol away? Nobody can like her now just because she was doing some porn? I think that in my whole lifetime I have just saw two of her videos ( no kidding) and it was not even half that good as many other porn I was watching. I personally like her because she is really pretty. I like exactly women like her. And now when she finished her porn career and she is trying to start with something new ( respectable ) there are still idiots blaming her for her past. And yes I would give all my money just to spend one night with her... and again SO WHAT???
User avatar #528 - wizzerdofaus (08/31/2013) [-]
hahahahahahahahahhaa lol
you're so sad
#254 - tinypoodle (08/29/2013) [-]
Perhaps, just maybe, there are some people out there, who like woman that arent professionals, and who havnt seen more dicks then she can count. Maybe. Its crazy, i know.
User avatar #458 - kosicandavid (08/29/2013) [-]
yes but other people are not bitching about these women
User avatar #42 - iwasawa (08/28/2013) [-]
Fair enough, everyone has their own liking. But no worries, I'm going to sleep now because I have classes early in the morning, so have a good day/night.
#23 - anonymous (08/28/2013) [-]
I hate how with all of that said, and for the most part true, everyone is like "hurr durr it took them 17 tries to get her to hold the book right side up"
User avatar #33 - iwasawa (08/28/2013) [-]
There will always be people like that, but who cares?
#15 - ennorem (08/28/2013) [-]
also, she was a porn actress. don't forget to mention that. but you're right, also.
User avatar #16 - iwasawa (08/28/2013) [-]
I was implying that when I said "share her 'beauty' "
#18 - ennorem (08/28/2013) [-]
oops, sorry! my fault!
User avatar #19 - iwasawa (08/28/2013) [-]
No worries, ^^
#8 - flopshel (08/28/2013) [-]
She's also been on Entourage, never seen it but w/e.
#30 - anonymous (08/28/2013) [-]
its a pretty good show. People got pissed that they had a full frontal nude scene with her though
#4 - Comment deleted 07/29/2013 on Pokemon Thing 0
#163 - Your picture reminds me of dark souls  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on Lava +1
#176 - makethingsworse (05/17/2013) [-]
#97 - HAIL SATAN 04/26/2013 on Sierpinski triangle 0
#67 - Comment deleted 04/20/2013 on Starter choice 0
#2469 - AWH SHEIT ***** 04/17/2013 on Don't reply to this content +1
#829 - I heard the spectators had a BLAST.... … 04/16/2013 on Boston Marathon 0
#76 - Shadbase is the webpage for the artist who drew the pic i repl… 04/15/2013 on Poke-beads 0
#41 - Mine's 140 (renovated 15ish years ago) and we still have 1 tap… 04/15/2013 on Great Britain 0
#64 - I cannot find that anywhere on shadbase, Care to inbox me a link :o?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2013 on Poke-beads +1
User avatar #73 - Mesmus (04/15/2013) [-]
What is shadbase?
#125 - fivewordminimum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #76 - blackfirepony (04/15/2013) [-]
Shadbase is the webpage for the artist who drew the pic i replied to "shadman"
#265 - Comment deleted 04/12/2013 on Bioshock infinite rap 0
#231 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2013 on Bioshock infinite rap 0
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#10 - Well where i'm from i rarely (if at all) see ponies or donkeys… 04/12/2013 on Budget cuts are really... +5
#6 - I guess you could say the sheriff is a real ass.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2013 on Budget cuts are really... +11
#9 - anonymous (04/12/2013) [-]
That's a pony, not a donkey. Your joke is invalid. /:
User avatar #10 - blackfirepony (04/12/2013) [-]
Well where i'm from i rarely (if at all) see ponies or donkeys, so i can't really tell any difference
#34 - The optional boss there is a butterfly, its ranged mainly, jus… 03/22/2013 on Grossly Incadescent! +1
#33 - the armour i listed can pretty much get you through the entire… 03/22/2013 on Grossly Incadescent! 0
#31 - Right you are massivly undergeared, some advice…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Grossly Incadescent! 0
User avatar #32 - spaceturtlecadet (03/22/2013) [-]
Never knew there was an optional boss. Cheers.
User avatar #38 - satrenkotheone (03/22/2013) [-]
For the Butterlfly.

Try to get the grass crest shield as it blocks magic attacks.
User avatar #50 - lillpip (03/22/2013) [-]
I always summon Witch Beatrice

She fucks that thing up before it even lands.
User avatar #34 - blackfirepony (03/22/2013) [-]
The optional boss there is a butterfly, its ranged mainly, just dodge its attacks until it lands on the bridge you fight it on
#29 - What armour/weapons do you use?  [+] (11 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Grossly Incadescent! 0
User avatar #30 - spaceturtlecadet (03/22/2013) [-]
Drake sword / Halberd +3
Reinforced starter thief gear for 2nd best rolling. I have full Balder set though.
User avatar #60 - thisotherdude (03/22/2013) [-]
If you're already on Sif with Balder gear you should consider upgrading your Halberd to at least +5, or even +10 since you probably already have the large ember.
User avatar #57 - peacetoad (03/22/2013) [-]
claymore or zweihander is awesome
User avatar #40 - beasert (03/22/2013) [-]
Halberd is a good choice of weapon as it's hard hitting and gives you enough reach to quickly back away after a strike. When I fought Sif I used a shield with high stability to absorb his attacks I couldn't step away from without draining my stamina too much, and only struck when he was about to leap away. It was a long, cautious fight, but I won with little damage. I went in about level 50 though and had invested in stamina a bit, so I can't say it will work for certain.
#39 - eternalnightmare (03/22/2013) [-]
I find having as little armour as possible works well because you can roll a lot easier. Also, sorcerers make boss fights easier as long as you can dodge. BIt tricky when you are swarmed by a lot of enemies though
User avatar #33 - blackfirepony (03/22/2013) [-]
the armour i listed can pretty much get you through the entire game with as long as you upgrade it
the weapons only really excellent if you can upgrade it to +15
User avatar #31 - blackfirepony (03/22/2013) [-]
Right you are massivly undergeared,


some advice

On the bridge from the hellkite wyvern (where you got the drake sword) there is a claymore on one of the corpses, upgrading that is quite nice, Armour wise i would say go to Darkroot garden, where you put the crest in the gate, to the side there is an opening (an optional boss is there too) Protected by 2 stone golems in that area is the elite knight set, Combine that with a havels ring (havel the rock fight under the first boss you fight if you have masterkey) (near hydra in darkroot basin if you dont have masterkey) And a second ring of your choice
User avatar #32 - spaceturtlecadet (03/22/2013) [-]
Never knew there was an optional boss. Cheers.
User avatar #38 - satrenkotheone (03/22/2013) [-]
For the Butterlfly.

Try to get the grass crest shield as it blocks magic attacks.
User avatar #50 - lillpip (03/22/2013) [-]
I always summon Witch Beatrice

She fucks that thing up before it even lands.
User avatar #34 - blackfirepony (03/22/2013) [-]
The optional boss there is a butterfly, its ranged mainly, just dodge its attacks until it lands on the bridge you fight it on
#26 - Ah, i would of offered help but im on pc  [+] (6 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Grossly Incadescent! 0
User avatar #28 - spaceturtlecadet (03/22/2013) [-]
It's k.
I'll just keep on glitching them ghosts outside. 10k souls a few mins.
User avatar #36 - coustify (03/22/2013) [-]
I have a ps3 and am level 56ish, which means I am just out of your level range. If you go up 2 or three levels I can help you out.
User avatar #41 - spaceturtlecadet (03/22/2013) [-]
There's a range?
Damn. So that's why they said to not overlevel. I'm level 52 / 51 now though.
User avatar #42 - spaceturtlecadet (03/22/2013) [-]
I mean 41 / 42
User avatar #52 - coustify (03/22/2013) [-]
If you ever need more help just private message me or reply to these comments.
User avatar #49 - coustify (03/22/2013) [-]
The level range for PvP and Co-op is 10+(0.1x(Your Level))
so if you are level 50, you can do stuff with level 35-65, 60 is 44-76 and so on.
#25 - Sif is a very easy boss, Keep rolling underneith him when he g…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Grossly Incadescent! 0
User avatar #27 - spaceturtlecadet (03/22/2013) [-]
The camera is iffy, and he hits me over and over when I'm knocked down.
User avatar #29 - blackfirepony (03/22/2013) [-]
What armour/weapons do you use?
User avatar #30 - spaceturtlecadet (03/22/2013) [-]
Drake sword / Halberd +3
Reinforced starter thief gear for 2nd best rolling. I have full Balder set though.
User avatar #60 - thisotherdude (03/22/2013) [-]
If you're already on Sif with Balder gear you should consider upgrading your Halberd to at least +5, or even +10 since you probably already have the large ember.
User avatar #57 - peacetoad (03/22/2013) [-]
claymore or zweihander is awesome
User avatar #40 - beasert (03/22/2013) [-]
Halberd is a good choice of weapon as it's hard hitting and gives you enough reach to quickly back away after a strike. When I fought Sif I used a shield with high stability to absorb his attacks I couldn't step away from without draining my stamina too much, and only struck when he was about to leap away. It was a long, cautious fight, but I won with little damage. I went in about level 50 though and had invested in stamina a bit, so I can't say it will work for certain.
#39 - eternalnightmare (03/22/2013) [-]
I find having as little armour as possible works well because you can roll a lot easier. Also, sorcerers make boss fights easier as long as you can dodge. BIt tricky when you are swarmed by a lot of enemies though
User avatar #33 - blackfirepony (03/22/2013) [-]
the armour i listed can pretty much get you through the entire game with as long as you upgrade it
the weapons only really excellent if you can upgrade it to +15
User avatar #31 - blackfirepony (03/22/2013) [-]
Right you are massivly undergeared,


some advice

On the bridge from the hellkite wyvern (where you got the drake sword) there is a claymore on one of the corpses, upgrading that is quite nice, Armour wise i would say go to Darkroot garden, where you put the crest in the gate, to the side there is an opening (an optional boss is there too) Protected by 2 stone golems in that area is the elite knight set, Combine that with a havels ring (havel the rock fight under the first boss you fight if you have masterkey) (near hydra in darkroot basin if you dont have masterkey) And a second ring of your choice
User avatar #32 - spaceturtlecadet (03/22/2013) [-]
Never knew there was an optional boss. Cheers.
User avatar #38 - satrenkotheone (03/22/2013) [-]
For the Butterlfly.

Try to get the grass crest shield as it blocks magic attacks.
User avatar #50 - lillpip (03/22/2013) [-]
I always summon Witch Beatrice

She fucks that thing up before it even lands.
User avatar #34 - blackfirepony (03/22/2013) [-]
The optional boss there is a butterfly, its ranged mainly, just dodge its attacks until it lands on the bridge you fight it on
#23 - What System do you own it on?  [+] (8 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Grossly Incadescent! 0
User avatar #24 - spaceturtlecadet (03/22/2013) [-]
PS3
User avatar #26 - blackfirepony (03/22/2013) [-]
Ah, i would of offered help but im on pc
User avatar #28 - spaceturtlecadet (03/22/2013) [-]
It's k.
I'll just keep on glitching them ghosts outside. 10k souls a few mins.
User avatar #36 - coustify (03/22/2013) [-]
I have a ps3 and am level 56ish, which means I am just out of your level range. If you go up 2 or three levels I can help you out.
User avatar #41 - spaceturtlecadet (03/22/2013) [-]
There's a range?
Damn. So that's why they said to not overlevel. I'm level 52 / 51 now though.
User avatar #42 - spaceturtlecadet (03/22/2013) [-]
I mean 41 / 42
User avatar #52 - coustify (03/22/2013) [-]
If you ever need more help just private message me or reply to these comments.
User avatar #49 - coustify (03/22/2013) [-]
The level range for PvP and Co-op is 10+(0.1x(Your Level))
so if you are level 50, you can do stuff with level 35-65, 60 is 44-76 and so on.
#26 - I just nostalgia'd over your gif. 03/01/2013 on The Tables 0
#12 - UK is on no major faultlines, so an earthquake here wouldnt be…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/08/2013 on They are fooling no one -9
#31 - anonymous (02/08/2013) [-]
And the Northern USA never gets hurricanes like Sandy, which is why it's so bad. Get it yet?
#21 - madmaxx (02/08/2013) [-]
You just mad because you don't get canned water. 'Merica, Fuck Yeah!
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 02/07/2013 on Report the workers party -12
#5 - itrinx (02/07/2013) [-]
What's your face when ?
#43 - anonymous (02/08/2013) [-]
u put mfw in start when you say something funny omg lol your so fukn retrd if u dunno that
mfw trolololo
#29 - UnforgivenSins (02/08/2013) [-]
#23 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Oh... +20
User avatar #24 - mummer (01/31/2013) [-]
template plz?
User avatar #28 - snakefire (01/31/2013) [-]
Dude.... its in the content
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