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#4 - Why does it always seem like Russians have the best and most e… 05/23/2012 on A Great Way to Solve Problem -1
#7 - If it looks stupid, but works, it ain't stupid. 05/23/2012 on Driving Like a Boss +1
#127 - Where do you go to watch legend of korra?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/16/2012 on MFW I watch the start of... +1
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#140 - senortesta (05/16/2012) [-]
dubhappy . com/the-legend-of-korra-episode-1
#132 - restfullwicked (05/16/2012) [-]
i go to justdubs.net but you could probably youtube it to be honest
#139 - wwjjgg (05/16/2012) [-]
**wwjjgg rolls 06** Just dubs you say?
#211 - They didn't. I didn't want to be the know it all, but the skul…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/15/2012 on Graveyards -3
#239 - anonymous (05/15/2012) [-]
google elephant skull, your surely realize your mistake.
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#227 - anonymous (05/15/2012) [-]
Don't want to be the know it all either but if we're discussing biological imperfections in childrens movies then i'm certain lions can't actually speak english either.

Let it go man it's a kids movie, not exactly a scientific basis for ancient phenotypes.
#225 - anonymous (05/15/2012) [-]
i would like to ask if youve ever seen a cartoon where stuff isnt exxadgerated... also ive never seen a lion that talks or hangs out with meerkats and pigs but i didnt bitch about it
#208 - That's a mammoth.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/15/2012 on Graveyards -2
User avatar #209 - jabbathebutt (05/15/2012) [-]
i was not aware that mammoths existed in the lion king
User avatar #211 - blackdahliamurder (05/15/2012) [-]
They didn't. I didn't want to be the know it all, but the skull structure is far different than that of an elephant. The tusks are too large and he eyes are too close together.
#239 - anonymous (05/15/2012) [-]
google elephant skull, your surely realize your mistake.
#235 - jokeface (05/15/2012) [-]
#227 - anonymous (05/15/2012) [-]
Don't want to be the know it all either but if we're discussing biological imperfections in childrens movies then i'm certain lions can't actually speak english either.

Let it go man it's a kids movie, not exactly a scientific basis for ancient phenotypes.
#225 - anonymous (05/15/2012) [-]
i would like to ask if youve ever seen a cartoon where stuff isnt exxadgerated... also ive never seen a lion that talks or hangs out with meerkats and pigs but i didnt bitch about it
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User avatar #186 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (05/01/2012) [-]
I'm bored as shit, so I've come to you. c:
#181 to #180 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
We never got the chance to talk, and I really wanna talk with you. D:   
   
   
   
What gives? >:U
We never got the chance to talk, and I really wanna talk with you. D:



What gives? >:U
#182 to #181 - blackdahliamurder (04/11/2012) [-]
Family shit.. bad family shit.
#183 to #182 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
Oh... Dam... :c
#184 to #183 - blackdahliamurder (04/11/2012) [-]
<=== actually happened
#172 - rainbowdazh **User deleted account** (01/23/2012) [-]
i see you like good music ^_^
#173 to #172 - blackdahliamurder (01/23/2012) [-]
Indeed I do.
Indeed I do.
User avatar #153 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (01/10/2012) [-]
I wanna talk to you. =U
User avatar #154 to #153 - blackdahliamurder (01/10/2012) [-]
I'm all ears :3
User avatar #155 to #154 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (01/10/2012) [-]
Hai. c:

X3
User avatar #156 to #155 - blackdahliamurder (01/10/2012) [-]
oh hai ;3
User avatar #157 to #156 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (01/10/2012) [-]
Hows you? ^^
User avatar #158 to #157 - blackdahliamurder (01/10/2012) [-]
Gewd. :P recently figured out im bi :3
User avatar #159 to #158 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (01/10/2012) [-]
I thought you were always bi. X3
User avatar #160 to #159 - blackdahliamurder (01/10/2012) [-]
I had my suspicions XP and then it hit me.
User avatar #161 to #160 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (01/10/2012) [-]
Like a dick to the face? >=U



X3
User avatar #162 to #161 - blackdahliamurder (01/10/2012) [-]
Well.. yeah! Actually a dude sucked my cock and it was the best blowjob i've ever gotten ^////^
User avatar #163 to #162 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (01/10/2012) [-]
Oh my... o///o

Gimme D:
User avatar #164 to #163 - blackdahliamurder (01/10/2012) [-]
NUU! He's mine.. well i wish he was
User avatar #165 to #164 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (01/10/2012) [-]
Fine, I use you! >=U
User avatar #167 to #166 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (01/10/2012) [-]
>=3



X3
User avatar #168 to #167 - blackdahliamurder (01/10/2012) [-]
hehe i made that guy stay at my house. it was 4AM and we had just gotten out of a rave at an anime con ;3
User avatar #169 to #168 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (01/10/2012) [-]
Aaah, ya lucky dude. X3
User avatar #170 to #169 - blackdahliamurder (01/10/2012) [-]
the poor guy was gonna sleep in his car! i wasn't about to let him!
User avatar #171 to #170 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (01/10/2012) [-]
You're such a nice person! XP
User avatar #135 - Planet (01/07/2012) [-]
Lived 9 to 5 and he worked his fingers to bone!
User avatar #136 to #135 - blackdahliamurder (01/07/2012) [-]
Just barely out of school, came from the edge of town, fought like a switchblade so no one could take him down!
User avatar #137 to #136 - Planet (01/07/2012) [-]
He had no money, Nooo no good at home,
User avatar #138 to #137 - blackdahliamurder (01/07/2012) [-]
He walked the streets a soldier and he fought the world alone and now it's...
User avatar #139 to #138 - Planet (01/07/2012) [-]
18 and life you got it, 18 and life you know, your crime is time and its 18 and life to go
User avatar #140 to #139 - blackdahliamurder (01/07/2012) [-]
Tequila in his heartbeat, his veins burned gasoline..
User avatar #141 to #140 - Planet (01/07/2012) [-]
It kept his motor running but it never kept him clean...
User avatar #142 to #141 - blackdahliamurder (01/07/2012) [-]
They say he loved adventure Ricky's the wild one
User avatar #143 to #142 - Planet (01/07/2012) [-]
He married trouble, had a courtship with a gun
User avatar #132 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (01/04/2012) [-]
Haythere. =U
#90 - DeLuXo (12/16/2011) [-]
<- I drew this. So, I guess so.
User avatar #95 to #90 - blackdahliamurder (12/20/2011) [-]
Could you draw me something?
User avatar #96 to #95 - DeLuXo (12/20/2011) [-]
Hwut would you loik?
#98 to #96 - blackdahliamurder (12/20/2011) [-]
This guy as a snow leopard, spikes and all, with an inverted cross in the background
<==
User avatar #106 to #98 - DeLuXo (12/20/2011) [-]
REV UP THAT PHOTOSHOP!

Who is it?
User avatar #126 to #106 - blackdahliamurder (12/28/2011) [-]
My bad! it's Kvitrafn of the band Warduna
#103 to #98 - DeLuXo (12/20/2011) [-]
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

That'll take me a while though.
User avatar #107 to #103 - blackdahliamurder (12/20/2011) [-]
kvitrafn wardruna of gorgoroth

Norwegian Black Metal
User avatar #108 to #107 - DeLuXo (12/20/2011) [-]
Rrrright...

Preference for the style of the cross? plain, Celtic, ornamental?
celtic pretty please.
User avatar #109 to #108 - blackdahliamurder (12/20/2011) [-]
an inverted celtic cross? :/
can you do just regular?
#110 to #109 - DeLuXo (12/20/2011) [-]
Speaking in styles, which one?
User avatar #111 to #110 - blackdahliamurder (12/20/2011) [-]
**blackdahliamurder rolls 2** number three!
User avatar #112 to #111 - DeLuXo (12/20/2011) [-]
You rolled 2, Celtic it is then...

jk jk
Had a feeling it would be 3.
User avatar #113 to #112 - blackdahliamurder (12/20/2011) [-]
hahaha i was hoping i'd roll 3
#114 to #113 - DeLuXo (12/20/2011) [-]
DONE! lol

Fucking FJ keeps logging me out on Opera...
#116 to #115 - DeLuXo (12/20/2011) [-]
I keed, I keed...
User avatar #119 to #118 - DeLuXo (12/20/2011) [-]
Well, I've made a start, but I've never done a feline character so I'm looking for some reference material (not right now though, I'm on a laptop...)
User avatar #120 to #119 - blackdahliamurder (12/20/2011) [-]
Okay :D Take all the time you need.
User avatar #121 to #120 - DeLuXo (12/20/2011) [-]
Currently it's 0540 AM here, I'm starting for realz tomorrow
User avatar #87 - blackflags (09/02/2011) [-]
ok i saw ur profile and have to say its fucking awesome i laughed my ass off at that corpsegrinder reference
User avatar #84 - blackdahliamurder (07/31/2011) [-]
"roll 2"
User avatar #83 - blackdahliamurder (07/31/2011) [-]
roll 4
User avatar #82 - blackdahliamurder (07/31/2011) [-]
**roll 2**
User avatar #80 - 6(sic)6 (07/10/2011) [-]
Have you bought Ritual yet?
User avatar #81 to #80 - blackdahliamurder (07/10/2011) [-]
Bought it today. It rapes.
User avatar #72 - loffah (06/29/2011) [-]
Black Dahlia Murder's fucking amazing, check out Kingdom of Giants.
User avatar #73 to #72 - blackdahliamurder (06/29/2011) [-]
Will do! Thanks, bro!
User avatar #68 - KingOfLulz (06/05/2011) [-]
Yo, you ever heard of The Devil Wears Prada?
User avatar #69 to #68 - blackdahliamurder (06/06/2011) [-]
I have, but I'm into more intense stuff like Cannibal Corpse, Death, Behemoth, Amon Amarth, ect.
User avatar #70 to #69 - KingOfLulz (06/06/2011) [-]
Oh... all European metal.
User avatar #71 to #70 - blackdahliamurder (06/06/2011) [-]
Cannibal Corpse and Death are American. So is Slayer, Megadeth, Pantera, Lazarus A.D., the list goes on haha
User avatar #74 to #71 - palautus **User deleted account** (07/01/2011) [-]
Should check out Callenish Circle, Turmion Kätilöt, Skindred, Symphony X, Opeth, The Human Abstract, and Cradle of Filth if you haven't heard of em. They're not quite death metal or thrash metal types like what you listed, but good nonetheless dude.
User avatar #75 to #74 - blackdahliamurder (07/01/2011) [-]
I automatically like you because of your avatar pic. TMB FTW!!
User avatar #76 to #75 - palautus **User deleted account** (07/01/2011) [-]
Yeah, Needles is awesome, and I've always loved the Tooth characters. Favorite has to be Towertooth from Head-on because he is such bitch to hit in the second phase.
User avatar #77 to #76 - blackdahliamurder (07/01/2011) [-]
I like Mr. Grimm in TMB.. Crazy bastard has his friend's skull as a helmet.
I'd really like there to be a comic of the full backstory of every TM character.
User avatar #78 to #77 - palautus **User deleted account** (07/01/2011) [-]
They kind of cover the stories throughout the games. Like I started with Twisted Metal 2 and then got a hold of the first one. I never expected Needles to be Marcus' split personality. That's what I like about those games, they are so fucked up and random and it always works.

On a side note my favorite character from TMB is Sweet Tooth because of the robot form, just awesome. After that it's Dollface in Darkside.
User avatar #79 to #78 - blackdahliamurder (07/01/2011) [-]
Same here, bro.
#66 - fudestampz (05/09/2011) [-]
Just a shot in the dark. Have you ever heard of a band called The Black Dahlia Murder?
User avatar #67 to #66 - blackdahliamurder (05/09/2011) [-]
No, man. I've heard they're pretty killer. XP
#49 - bionicsneeze (05/06/2011) [-]
lulz fag
#51 to #50 - bionicsneeze (05/06/2011) [-]
bionicsneeze frowns upon your terrible taste in music.
#52 to #51 - blackdahliamurder (05/06/2011) [-]
And what do you listen to, might I ask?
#53 to #52 - bionicsneeze (05/06/2011) [-]
Things that don't sound like an angry bear choking on peepee.
#54 to #53 - blackdahliamurder (05/06/2011) [-]
Hmmm... That's sort of true, seeing as the style of vocals is called &quot;Growling&quot;. So yes, an angry bear would be an accurate guess. However, they're providing entertainment for others, so... Sex, Drugs, Rock N' Roll.
Hmmm... That's sort of true, seeing as the style of vocals is called "Growling". So yes, an angry bear would be an accurate guess. However, they're providing entertainment for others, so... Sex, Drugs, Rock N' Roll.
#55 to #54 - bionicsneeze (05/06/2011) [-]
Let's go with this then, I don't like death metal. Deathcore, metalcore, grindcore, whatever. I just don't like the genre/s.
User avatar #56 to #55 - blackdahliamurder (05/06/2011) [-]
And that's perfectly fine. BUT: any genre with the word "core" in it isn't metal. The subgenres of metal range from alternative metal, to viking metal.
User avatar #85 to #56 - MyNameIsARickRoll ONLINE (08/23/2011) [-]
Nah, I'm pretty sure they're still metal. In fact, they definitely are. Just because you don't like them doesn't mean they're not metal. That's like saying, just because I don't like broccoli it's not a food.
#86 to #85 - blackdahliamurder (08/23/2011) [-]
Broccoli isn't a food. It's alien shit.
#57 to #56 - bionicsneeze (05/06/2011) [-]
Well, most people dislike my musical taste. I prefer nu metal, alternative metal, industrial metal, femetal, and the like.
User avatar #58 to #57 - blackdahliamurder (05/06/2011) [-]
Of course, everyone has their favorite kind, I, for one, like industrial, and nu metal. however I like death, doom, black, thrash, speed, progressive, and groove metal.
#60 to #58 - bionicsneeze (05/06/2011) [-]
Groove metal? Hmmm. I do love me some progressive metal.
Explain this groove metal to me.
User avatar #61 to #60 - blackdahliamurder (05/06/2011) [-]
Groove metal is one of many subgenres of heavy metal. It is a term often used to describe Pantera, and Rob Zombie. They call it "Groove" becuase it employees the elements of dance and hip hop. You can still mosh and headbang to it, but it's also something you can "groove" to, so to speak.
#62 to #61 - bionicsneeze (05/06/2011) [-]
That's amazing. I knew there was a word for it.
User avatar #63 to #62 - blackdahliamurder (05/06/2011) [-]
Indeed. Check out Hellbilly Deluxe by Rob Zombie, and Pantera's greatest hits album. You'll love it.
#64 to #63 - bionicsneeze (05/06/2011) [-]
I've always loved Rob Zombie but never knew what genre he was. I've been listening to Pantera for years but I always thought they were thrash metal.
User avatar #65 to #64 - blackdahliamurder (05/06/2011) [-]
No, thrash metal would be Slayer, Anthrax, Mayhem, ect.
User avatar #59 to #58 - blackdahliamurder (05/06/2011) [-]
more than the industrial, ect.
#48 - ilikensfwa (05/05/2011) [-]
I fucking LOVE The Black Dahlia Murder!!!! Just thought I would share that with you..(: (:
User avatar #47 - kickahoboday (04/30/2011) [-]
what a great band, and nocturnal my second fav album
User avatar #46 - ArdyBro (04/22/2011) [-]
sick ass name dude. one of my fav bands! :D
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