I comment on a lot of NSFW posts, you'll have to be more specific.

I posted an Excalibur pic, you replied with professor oak, I said "why? He's in the manga." Never saw what you said after that. It may not have been important, but its gonna bug the hell outta me

"Just because Excalibur is in my compilations doesn't mean that you should post things out of context. Next time try explaining why something is foolish, or use a different picture. Context is very important when using reaction images".
Or something along those lines.

Ah, ok, I didn't mean something in there was foolish. Just thought it was somewhat related, and wondered who else had noticed it. I guess I could have used this .gif, but I thought it might have been taken more out of context.

Well, sorry for taking up some of your time. Have a nice day / night / whatever!

P.S. I didn't know you had put them there, nor did I realize you posted it, but I guess that makes more sense than the actual artist just randomly putting them there.

Yes, that .gif is always appropriate considering how everyone makes that face when they think of Excalibur. It just annoys me when people post images out of context. If you had said "Excalibur thread.", that would have been fine. There are a lot of Soul Eater and Excalibur reaction images that you can use. Have a dancing Excalibur.

Well thanks, I didn't have that one. I actually don't have too many Excalibur related things in general. I just thought if someone hadn't gotten the reference, then all could have gone horribly wrong. But I'll try to remember that for next time.

Here you'll need this then.
Provision #667: You must praise Excalibur at all times.

Sorry for taking so long, was doing the dishes. And I'll gladly take that, as well

Wut?

The guy is anti-social. Teacher decides to change him, because his essay and what he said pissed her off. The girl with the long hair is the only member of a club that helps people. He is forced to join. The short haired girl goes with a problem, and he insults her, and she goes off on him. Leading to that moment

Well that would be an awkward moment..

But at least I know I'll be the first to give her a struggle snuggle

I love struggle snuggling.

Some people do it wrong though

"came's milk and honey"?

camel's* milk and honey. If I remember, it helps your erection last longer

If I ever need to rest I could get the slaves to attend to their mistresses, for my sake of course.

I don't think yandere's are content with slaves replacing their object of affection

That's why I have the entire slave force "attend to them".

You sure they're not just gonna go after you instead?

I'm sure they'll be tempted, but I'll promise a prize to the one that can make them cum. Everyone will be of me so I can rest and my two mistresses can fight the urge to cum so no one else wins the prize.

I meant the yanderes, not the slaves. I'm sure they know how to get through a crowd

The yandere's are the slaves, they lost in the oil wresting tournament.
The yandere slaves will pin their two mistresses and keep them from me so I can rest, and who ever can make their mistress cum wins a prize from me.
I rest up they tire themselves out, it's a good deal.

Or they all decide to gang up on you in a temporary truce

You're so...negative? Positive? You're anti-me.

I'm someone that finds the holes in logic. So I can be positive, or negative, depending on the subject. Gives me something to do when I'm bored as fuck

You should realize that there are holes in every hypothetical situation. I'm very fluid in my way of thinking, so we can go at this all night. I'd rather not since I got porn.

Which is why I poke holes. To see how well the other person can plan

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38g4L1U0rc
I'm off to bed anyway. Night

I can't deny the obsessive one's, they'll make your life convenient. She can cook and she has a sexual side. Not really a bad deal.
But I like to play with peoples' minds, so maybe it's just me.

What exactly are you having them compete in?

Oil wrestling?

The one that excites you the most?

What do you mean by that?

Have them do... things... for you and the one that excites you the most, wins

That wont go to well.

why not?

I'm violent by nature, if I want to do something exciting then heads will roll.
If you're talking about sexual excitement then I suppose oil wresting, and the winner gets to be the main girl in my harem.

Which one do you think will win?

Don't really know. If I thought any of them had a sure fire shot I would have them compete.

If it somehow ends in a draw?

Can't do sudden death, that's too dangerous.
Masturbation contest maybe, see which one is cuter when they're both sexually active. And to keep the rivalry going, I'll tell them to have sex with each other and try to make the other one cum. This will be done in multiple rounds.

And in the end, you fuck them all and no winner is announced

Something along those lines.
Even if there is a draw I can please two women at the same time. The other slaves will have two mistresses that's all.

It's obvious they only want you. Good luck and don't forget the viagra

And ginseng.

ginseng?

Energy pills or drink made from the plant Ginseng.

came's milk and honey

You can always play with her, although you'll probably tire of it eventually. I wonder about the delinquent though, since the cover said she was one as well. She seems more of a tsundere to me

You may be right. I never had the chance so I don't really know what I would do if given the option between yandere and tsundere.
I got that impression she was tsundere as well.

The yandere will go along, while the tsundere will reject. But only at first. Seems like the tsundere is more fun initially, but the yandere is a challenge
Reminds me of the girl from Beelzebub

Never saw it.

If you continue reading, you'll see what I mean

Yeah, they look alike and act similar.

A decent find if I do say so myself.

I like this God

I'm all for polygamy.

A harem of yanderes. How will that turn out?

Fuck....

You're gonna be at your wit's end trying to keep them in check

Imagine them on their periods...

Blood. Blood everywhere.

Just hope it doesn't happen at the same time

They'll eventually sync up. This wasn't a good idea.

how do you plan on controlling them?

Battle Royal?

But wouldn't that just mean you lost your harem? They'd just kill each other

No weapons or death. The winner gets to be my main bitch and the losers become my slaves, who answer to my main bitch, their mistress. If anyone kills someone else that it an automatic disqualification.

The tsundere from the first series hasn't admitted it yet since she just started feeling that way, and the second one, from what I remember, is aware, but hasn't admitted yet either. However, I stopped reading it about a year ago

www.batoto.net/read/_/5196/beelzebub_v2_ch13_by_i-eat-manga/20
funny series. Full of misunderstandings

>Hey.

Whaddup?

Nothing. You?

cold

Find someone to sleep with you. Their body warmth will help you get over your cold fast.

i would but I'm far too lonely... I'll just curl up with my laptop

Do you have a medium or large dog? Laptop cool off over time, unless you're downloading porn via torrent.

No :c

This is why you plan ahead. If you had kidnapped someone before you got a cold you wouldn't have to suffer right now.

True ;n;

12 hour time limit, what was the post?

Thanks. Now I can rest.

Funnyjunk won't let me reply to your last comment for some reason.

Some Hardblush post and I mentioned something about questioning my sexuality.

I said something along the lines of "Pleasure is pleasure, why should you care where you get it from"? After all, deriving pleasure from something is already a selfish act, so it doesn't really matter how anybody else feels about.

Burn me a copy when you find it.

I don't think my computer is capable of burning curses

Damn. Try your public library, they got to have something for curses.

Been many years since I last went there

You're going to have to be more specific, I posted over 150 pictures and comics.

ALL OF IT ;D I didn't see any of it so any of your favorites will do :D

Refresh you page and try again.

How about this write down what you want in reply to this. I'll trade with you when I can, I am really busy at the moment so I need fewer distractions. Sorry for being so short wit you.

YES.

But this of course is my opinion.

In regards to your comment funnyjunk.com/user/blackcomet/215#215.

If you were angry it was probably your adrenaline; warmer blood to heat up, expand, and loosen your muscles; along with your larynx's position. If you contract your Larynx/throat you get a higher pitch, and if you expand it you get a lower pitch. You can feel the difference if you put your hand on your throat. Your Laryngeal Prominence, Adam's Apple, will go up when you contract your Larynx, and down when you expand it. The further you expand the deeper your voice gets. However it is harder to speak if you are not accustomed to speaking in the expanded state. I suggest practice.

Hnng-AHH!
>throws snake on floor
>takes off shoe
WHAM! WHAM! MASH! WHAM!

*pant*
*pant*
*sigh*...I'm sorry Master, what did you say?

So, did you stick inside your sister after you pinned her?

I would say yes, but that is my sadism talking.
If you can deal with the phone calls in the middle of the day and their constant defamation, then I would say yes. All one would need is to act a bit obsessively. When you spend time with them say things affirm their obsession, low self esteem; whatever their "yandre" may be, and you'll have a decent relationship.

Can't have female friends though

You can, but she'll be jealous and think you are cheating on her. If she is "crazy" about you then you wont have to fear for your safety. If you come home one night and she is waiting in a dark room and asks you where you have been, all you have to do is be honest. Because she was probably watching you anyways; you can talk her down so long as you are calm and don't lie about anything physical. Things like "You are the only one for me.", "There's nothing to worry about.", or "I'm not going to leave you." are all words with no physical proof, and can calm her suspicions if need be. However things like "I wasn't with (Name) today.", "I didn't kiss her.", or "I'm not doing anything behind your back." are all things that can be proven or disproven through stalking. Avoid open areas when you choose to cheat on "Yandre", and you'll be fine. In my opinion you wouldn't need to cheat on a yandre because you could go all out on your sadism and they'll be with you. If they don't want to follow anything you tell them to do just ask "Why not don't you love me?"; you'll have to alter this sentence if you keep on encountering this problem but keep it to the same effect. Hug her a lot, over 20 seconds, to calm her down if she is upset, and give her affirmations to your "love".

What about the safety of others?

I can think of something to do to 'affirm' our love

sorry for the late reply. Was on TF2

Others? She will probably not like them very much, assuming she is full on crazy. If she confronts you about ditching your friends then give her a short speech along the lines of "I have known them for a long time and I trust them. If they weren't good people I wouldn't have surrounded myself with them. They are always there for me when I need them, and if they need me I feel obligated and a need to help them as they did me. If it weren't for them I would not be the person you love today. If you don't like them that is fine, but I can't just leave them or any of my other friends. I'm not saying I am choosing them over you, but I can't choose between you; my love, my heart, the other half of my soul; and my family; the ones who help guide me to you. I'll always be here for you, with you, and that's not going to change, not on my end (<say with great conviction). I'm not going anywhere, I'm staying right here with you". If you end up using this speech then odds are she brought up an issue she has with your friends and is upset. If this happens hug her and hold her while you say the above speech soft in her ear while keeping a firm but gentle grip on her. the underlined portion will have to be spoken in a sterner and a tad louder tone, but not shouting. The hugging is very important, it physically dispenses dopamine to calm her, and the words are meant to appeal to her emotional side and feed any issues she has.

and then, the giant african knife gets involved

That actually that's a Kukri, it's a south Asian, I think Nepalese, weapon and tool.

If she comes at you with a non-projectile weapon, just grab the hand it is in and push her wrist down, towards the bottom of her forearm, and her grip will loosen. At this point grab the weapon out of her hand and through it far away. Then turn her back to your chest and put her in a bear hug like hold, but hold her wrists to her chest. Wait till she calms down and talk to her. Say what you can to set her at ease and make her vulnerable emotionally. At this point you should have her by her emotions. Sex is the only option to close the subject and quell any suspicions or doubts for the time being.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCybRFMW7-M
not according to this professional

So then it slowly slides inside dem lyrics
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GZbXxH5GIs

Huh...well I don't know what to tell you then.
www.m4040.com/Survival/Ghurka/History%20of%20the%20Ghurka%20Kukri.htm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kukri
www.khukuriblades.com/kukri_history/
www.gurkhas-kukris.com/kukri_history/

I'm not social enough to talk to other girls anyway

You could just do to her what I am planning on doing to Scoonus.

You called master?

Yes.
Pick up that stick and slowly... and carefully now... AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE!

*prod*
*prodprod*

...sir I don't think- WAAHH!!!
>gets attacked by snake

Yess, this pleases me....

OH GOD!!!

MASTER! DO SOMETH-AAHHHH!!!!!

Fine, but this is the last time. Now don't move, I need that snake alive.

...M-Master?

What are you doing with that?

Ah, I'm not going to kill just yet. I still need something to satisfy my sexual desires.

>Whistling noises
>Revs chainsaw
>Still whistling
>Stands over Scoonus

MASTER!! WHAT ARE YOU DO-AAHHH!!!
>still being attacked by snake

Not S enough for that

Just make sure you are the dominant one in the relationship. Otherwise it could be...unpleasant.

Unless... I'm actually an M

Do you like being sodomised and/or cut up? Or being masochistic outside of the bedroom causing your life to be restricted, she has control over your finances, you can't go any where with out her consent, no social life, and constant phone calls asking where you are?

Not my thing, but others' may like it. I imagine it will be worse with a yandre.

I'll make sure there are rules
>I have money
>I go out
>I'm social
last one actually gives me a reason to use my phone

If anything, she'll be loyal unless I get involved with a girl in any way

"If anything, she'll be loyal unless I get involved with a girl in any way[.]"

It depends on her yandre, her obsession, need, or void. There are many types of yandre, the one in the manga snips you posted is a dominator. Yandre rarely has an equal ground with their partner. If you want ground rules you'll have to be the dominant one, even if it is by a just a little.

I can if I have to. My sister learned that the hard way. I never knew my voice could get so deep

Well going Barry White on a woman works too I guess.
My first thought is somewhere around violence, demoralization, and intimidation. But I almost always restrain myself and end up talking it out.

If your way works go with it. Every situation is different and all I can give as advice is theorized situational examples; step by step solutions to solve them; and the reason and desired outcome of the given solutions, so that you can adapt to alternative but similar situations that may arise.

I simply pinned her to the table and told her not to yell at me. For some reason, my voice got much deeper

I must experiment now

We haven't spoken since the last time he commented on your profile.

Falling out that fast? Damn that was a short relationship

Well I did say that I would abduct him. I need to let it marinate for a bit and catch him by surprise. Not to mention people will try to check his internet history when he his gone, so I need to let that conversation get lost in his history.

Unless the history shows the actual comments, they won't click on something that looks like
Comment #184 at blackcomet's profile
>you know what he looks like

No, I don't know what he looks like.

And as for his history, I can only assume that any investigator would check the most visited sites for any clues as to his disappearance, and our conversation is in print. I always assume that I can be traced through means unknown to me.

They would see you as a possible lead at best, since they would see it as a simple erotic conversation between two strangers over an unknown distance

Assuming he isn't lying about where he lives on his profile we live about 4482 miles or 7211.54 kilometers apart. So even if I did plan on stealing him it isn't likely that we'll meet.

There's still a possibility. I wonder how that conversation will go?

If i'm abducting someone then they wouldn't have time to talk. I'm actually thinking about looking into surgically removing a persons larynx. I don't want to cut any jugulars, and I don't have the time to abduct very many test subjects till I figure how out how to keep them quiet.

how much are gag balls?

If you treat them right, it'll lead to Stockholm syndrome

Yes, true. Gag balls are cheap. I'm worried about in the long run, when they want to see their family. And when I go to work, what will the be doing? I like to think most people are resourceful enough to figure out a way to remove the gag after a few days. I can't have someone screaming and making a ruckus for others to hear.

Rape them until they enjoy it. Turn them into a sex slave
or
Be gentle and loving to the point that they do not want to leave

You saw that huh?

Nice to see I sort of helped start an S&M relationship

Well when you say like that it just sounds odd.

From what I see, Scoonus is the M, you're the S

With the locking in the basement, the tying, the being aggressive, the plausible scenarios...

Well...yeah.

Only a matter of time before you two actually meet

All I can do is try my best and be ready for when the time comes.

Just make sure you have the right guy

Well I told him that if I walk past a man and I think he looks good I'll steal him. So it all depends on how he looks that day/night.

<--- ?

<-Funniest part. Also I have seen others like this, I am a bit disappointed in the lack of nude scenes. However, it makes up for with an interesting story line and sexual references, innuendos, imagery, what have you.
www.mangareader.net/the-secret-devil-chan/6

Whenever it comes to shounen-ai, I rarely read it, unless the story sucks me in. Only read 3 so far

I don't really know. With the @dministrator being so strict I don't know if anything I like would be acceptable.
How about HD hentai. No real preference since pictures such as those are always good quality.

Not really sure what counts as HD hentai, since I simply save what I like.
About 496MB worth of pics. H-manga is about 5GB. Mangas are about 12GB

Pictures that aren't rushed and have a high pixel ratio, like the one to the left.

something like this?

Yeah.

SFW or NSFW?

NSFW preferably, but if it is sensual or suggestive I don't any complaints. I'm more into it for the art.

sensual or suggestive *and SFW* ...

Gonna make a rar file for the NSFW. The SFW I can post, but I'm currently transferring files to the drive. Not sure how long it's going to take

In regards to your comment, www.funnyjunk.com/user/blackcomet/151#151.
I have been using Intel my whole life, and it works well for the average person. However, I have been becoming more active on the internet and I find that it is not keeping up. My computer might be out of date, but AMD seems to always be ahead of technology, while Intel is just behind AMD. Other then the price Nividia has very few downsides, so I here. But I have only heard this from people who are devoted to using the video cards that they prefer. Intel people use it because it works just fine, costs very little. AMD people use it because Intel doesn't work as well as AMD when they do whatever it is they do, costs a moderate amount of money. And Nividia people use it because they like high performance and it rarely tops out, costs a lot.

Based on what I understand, Intel is better than AMD
http://www.cpubenchmark. net/common_cpus.html

As for Nvidia vs AMD, Nvidia has more power, while AMD is more cost friendly

I am planning on assembling one PC from 3+ other computers. Do you know if I have to re-install an OS on the hard drive for it to work with the new parts, or if I can just leave it? I looked around and I haven't found a definitive answer. I'll worry about buying new parts after I see how well it works.

I believe you have to reinstall because the OS gets configured for a certain configuration. Motherboards aren't all the same

To reply to your previous comment, funnyjunk.com/user/blackcomet/130#130.
No, I have a Vista. A hand-me-down that my mother got it's a 2006. It runs well with regular programs, but a gaming computer it is not. I tweeked Minecraft to play on the bare minimum, but it still skips a few frames now and again.

Can you tell me the specs of your computer?

Looks like you're using up most, if not all, of your RAM with that setup. Have you considered upgrading the RAM?

It's a laptop. As far as I know I can't upgrade. I've tried dissecting it to find out what hardware it uses but I can't get to anything except for the hard drive and a few fans.

What kind of laptop is it? You should still be able to upgrade it.

Gateway.

Gateway what?

Just a Gateway, if you're asking about the OS then it's a Vista, but all it is a a regular Gateway.

What model? I can't tell what it is by simply telling you the make.
Tell me how to replace the alternator in my dodge.

I have given you all of the information that I know. A "Dodge", Gateway, made in 2006 with all of the specs I have shown would help Find the appropriate "alternator", RAM chips.

Does it have a sticker that gives you the model number? Usually it's on the bottom

It's worn down it looks like MT6728 or MT8729

This?
www.google.com/search?q=gateway+MT6728&rlz=1C1ASUT_enUS496US496&sugexp=chrome,mod%3D4&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=_atOULv-Eubg0QHr9oCABg&biw=1366&bih=705&sei=AKxOUP1Qh-TSAdC6gZgJ

$40 dollars I don't have.
www.crucial.com/upgrade/Gateway-memory/MT+Series+Notebooks/MT6728-upgrade s.html

Yeah that's it.

Looks like you can't upgrade the RAM. Already maxed out(2GB is the limit for that motherboard)

I was thinking about assembly my own terminal from spare PCs I have. My mother always crapped them out and bought cheap used computers, so I was going to strip them and use what I want to build my own. However I don't know how to find any information on the internal parts of a computer I know nothing about. As for figuring out if the parts are compatible, I would just use Google to find a reference and do as much research as I can.

I do admit I know very little when it comes to computer hardware, and I'm looking for a forum of knowledgeable people to ask if I have any questions.

http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=lPIXAtNGGCw
http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=d_56kyib-Ls
http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=RxaVBsXEiok
3 parts to this. Still explains pretty well

You should be able to google the model numbers and it should give you information. The problem comes when it doesn't have it. Had that problem with a video card I got at a flea market. Turns out it was a GeForce

Just watched the first part, very informative. I would prefer a Nividia video card, but I'll take his advice and stick to my price range, or just rob somebody.

Nvidia vs AMD. Not that different from Intel vs AMD. I tend to go with Nvidia as well, but it all comes down to what I can afford(If only I had a job)

I don't think this is worth it
http://www.newegg. com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814162053

Are you asking me to post hentai?

I just wanted to have a conversation because I was bored as fuck

Understandable. I haven't been as much as I normally was. I missed most of the "porn ban thing". Has there been any good hentai in NSFW lately?

Aside from the pics and reposted doujins, not much. Been noticing more futa though

Anything interesting happen?

I've been messing with my laptop using rainmeter(had to make my own icons), got my fingerprints done, and now I'm downloading HS DxD BD batch

What's rainmeter?

http://rainmeter. net/cms/

used to customize the desktop

It doesn't look very impressive.

You customize it yourself

From what I can tell it's like Google Gadgets and Bump Top in one.

just without the need to be connected to the internet

Ah. Still, what's wrong with a normal desktop?

It bores me

The only reason I would customize my desktop is if it allowed me to hover over a folder and a drop down menu appeared allowing me to see and select all the subfolders. And if I hovered over one of the subfolders I could do the same with their subfolders. All that and I still haven't opened anything.

Either that or if I could customize it to simulate a video games menu. But giving shortcut keys to programs and applications is much easier than setting up a customized desktop. not to mention I'm using an old computer, so the ram isn't that great.

Don't know if they have one that does the folder thing, but they do have an applications management type thing

If I remember, it's only 10MB for the RAM

I only have 2038 MB of RAM.

Same as my desktop. Just don't run too many at once

If all else fails
www.downloadmoreram .com/

strange feeling whenever i switch mouses

I like to play music while I play Minecraft. Any idea how customizing my desktop would affect the game.

Win7?