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Had a small DDOS. We're back now after I nulled some IPs.

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User avatar #182 - savirleo (09/21/2012) [-]
How's your S&M relationship going?
User avatar #183 to #182 - blackcomet (09/21/2012) [-]
We haven't spoken since the last time he commented on your profile.
User avatar #184 to #183 - savirleo (09/21/2012) [-]
Falling out that fast? Damn that was a short relationship
User avatar #185 to #184 - blackcomet (09/21/2012) [-]
Well I did say that I would abduct him. I need to let it marinate for a bit and catch him by surprise. Not to mention people will try to check his internet history when he his gone, so I need to let that conversation get lost in his history.
User avatar #186 to #185 - savirleo (09/21/2012) [-]
Unless the history shows the actual comments, they won't click on something that looks like
Comment #184 at blackcomet's profile
>you know what he looks like
User avatar #187 to #186 - blackcomet (09/21/2012) [-]
No, I don't know what he looks like.

And as for his history, I can only assume that any investigator would check the most visited sites for any clues as to his disappearance, and our conversation is in print. I always assume that I can be traced through means unknown to me.
User avatar #188 to #187 - savirleo (09/21/2012) [-]
They would see you as a possible lead at best, since they would see it as a simple erotic conversation between two strangers over an unknown distance
User avatar #189 to #188 - blackcomet (09/21/2012) [-]
Assuming he isn't lying about where he lives on his profile we live about 4482 miles or 7211.54 kilometers apart. So even if I did plan on stealing him it isn't likely that we'll meet.
User avatar #190 to #189 - savirleo (09/21/2012) [-]
There's still a possibility. I wonder how that conversation will go?
User avatar #191 to #190 - blackcomet (09/21/2012) [-]
If i'm abducting someone then they wouldn't have time to talk. I'm actually thinking about looking into surgically removing a persons larynx. I don't want to cut any jugulars, and I don't have the time to abduct very many test subjects till I figure how out how to keep them quiet.
User avatar #192 to #191 - savirleo (09/21/2012) [-]
how much are gag balls?

If you treat them right, it'll lead to Stockholm syndrome
User avatar #193 to #192 - blackcomet (09/21/2012) [-]
Yes, true. Gag balls are cheap. I'm worried about in the long run, when they want to see their family. And when I go to work, what will the be doing? I like to think most people are resourceful enough to figure out a way to remove the gag after a few days. I can't have someone screaming and making a ruckus for others to hear.
#194 to #193 - savirleo (09/21/2012) [-]
Rape them until they enjoy it. Turn them into a sex slave
or
Be gentle and loving to the point that they do not want to leave
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