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#62 - Cool pic of swagfags. Plus this picture has been done… 04/16/2013 on Spring in North Dakota +2
#29 - Ask yourself this question. Out loud. Would … 04/14/2013 on Ubisoft 0
#28 - No it hasn't you twat.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2013 on Ubisoft +1
#31 - gammagammalover (04/14/2013) [-]
you're ignorant if you think that console sales haven't slowed and been affected by the mobile game market
#58 - seananderson (04/14/2013) [-]
#36 - biguglyface has deleted their comment.
#143 - Idc which sex does what. I just don't want them to th…  [+] (18 new replies) 04/13/2013 on That's just harsh.. 0
#229 - spedlock (04/14/2013) [-]
"chess isn't hard just open the set and use your fingers"
also you just sort of pulled a double standard there
User avatar #212 - sinonyx (04/14/2013) [-]
really... "casuals"

calling someone a "casual" is the basically like saying that someone is a dumbass for not liking the music that you like.. it just shows how utterly immature you are
User avatar #225 - spedlock (04/14/2013) [-]
no casuals are the ones who consider angry birds to be a video game and can only list <15 games released over the last two or three years
User avatar #228 - argonianmaidohonor (04/14/2013) [-]
I prefer worms to angry birds. More fun.
User avatar #233 - spedlock (04/14/2013) [-]
hell. yes.
User avatar #239 - argonianmaidohonor (04/14/2013) [-]
They also scream, I love it.
#243 - spedlock (04/14/2013) [-]
yeah unfortunately the newest one sucks its like a weird third person thing but with destructible ground its just.... disorienting
User avatar #245 - argonianmaidohonor (04/14/2013) [-]
I stopped at Fortress. I will always love Worms world party
Holy hand grenade is awesome on double power.
User avatar #249 - spedlock (04/14/2013) [-]
idk which ones i have but i think fortress is my most recent
User avatar #275 - argonianmaidohonor (04/14/2013) [-]
Awesome
User avatar #160 - wrought (04/14/2013) [-]
"Games aren't easy to play"
*cough* starcraft2dota2iwanttobetheguysupermeatboydarksouls*cough*
User avatar #163 - ivoryhammer (04/14/2013) [-]
To be honest Dark Souls isn't really that hard, it's mostly patterns and timing. It's just that most games today are pretty simple or hold your hand, which Dark Souls doesn't so in contrast to other games it is hard.
User avatar #155 - cormy (04/14/2013) [-]
WHOA. STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
Games aren't hard to play you say?!
Bullet hells are easy you say?!
Games like "I wanna be the guy", Meatboy or whatever it's called, GunZ the Duel (described as a non-stop twitch action shooter), RTS games that require not only quick action but quick planning over the course of several hours, The Impossible Game, Dance Dance Revolution and all variants thereof on difficult/hard+ difficulty and even something so simple as Gunbound are NOT easy!
User avatar #157 - namdelliks (04/14/2013) [-]
GunZ doesn't have a difficulty. You just learn the key strokes and practice till you can do them fast.
User avatar #166 - cormy (04/14/2013) [-]
You can't just do them fast though, you still have to aim lol
And aiming includes terrible lead-shotting due to 100+ pings which are EVERYWHERE.
There's also the strategic side which basically amounts to running around like a faggot until your find an oppurtunity to insta someone or flip them and then go grab some more health.
It isn't just the keystrokes though, memorizing all the glitches that are SO very abusable in that game are also very important, especially when dealing with bosses in quest mode.
There's quite a lot to it and even after about 3 years playing it I still suck. I just can't get accustomed to it and I NEVER run because I guess I'm an idiot? XD I don't find it enjoyable constantly trying to get the jump on people followed by a run for more heals/ammo.
User avatar #168 - namdelliks (04/14/2013) [-]
Eh, maybe it's changed since I played, but when I did you literally just dashed around while swinging your sword/shooting a shotgun occasionally.
User avatar #197 - cormy (04/14/2013) [-]
When did you play?
That is basically it but I mean... You're not randomly dashing around or randomly shooting.
And those keystrokes... Are not easy.
Wall climbing = space, ww, click, 2, 1, space, ww, click, 2, 1 repeat
Half-Step = space, dd, click-hold, 2, aa, 1 repeat
Triple butterfly = space, click, shift, click shift, click shift
Motherfucking forbidden step = space, click-hold, 2, r, 1, aa, click-hold, 2, r, 1, dd
Keep in mind that everything except the wall climbing is done in 1 jump, which takes about 1 second to complete. And meanwhile you're also trying TO AIM those 2 shotgun shots in the case of forbidden step while you're dashing around like a beast and your enemy is also dashing around like a little fucker.
User avatar #200 - namdelliks (04/14/2013) [-]
I think like 5-6 years ago I think? I'm not sure. I know it was before Quest mode was released, because I went back to it a little after and had no clue what it was.
#51 - this post is stupid and so is OP. Animals keep track … 04/13/2013 on A fear of time running out 0
#92 - You can totally tell a female made this. "Smart … 04/09/2013 on Bitch, please 0
#106 - No one actually things turtles are slow. That saying … 04/07/2013 on Turtles aren't slow. 0
#183 - Because good shouldn't be done because you have to do it. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2013 on IT'S HAPPENING -1
User avatar #191 - ilikeafros (04/07/2013) [-]
he is fulfilling a duty, with his title and money etc he feels like he should help charities, and duty is more reliable than emotion/feelings.
#181 - So? Millions of dollars and the hate of millions of people? … 04/07/2013 on IT'S HAPPENING -1
#179 - Dear god can't tell if troll ing or genuinely stupid. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2013 on IT'S HAPPENING 0
#193 - anonymous (04/07/2013) [-]
I stopped reading after the first sentence. If that's how your seriously going to try start that conversation then I'm sure the rest is just pointless babble too.
#162 - He chose his fanbase. He chose to sell out. … 04/07/2013 on IT'S HAPPENING -1
#160 - Actually Justin Beiber is a douche. Most rich people …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/07/2013 on IT'S HAPPENING -1
#172 - anonymous (04/07/2013) [-]
Must be hard to be such a cynical asshole huh?
User avatar #166 - ilikeafros (04/07/2013) [-]
well no one i know knew about his charity donations, and even so, why does it matter if its because he wanted publicity? his donations have still benefited charities regardless of his true intentions.
#183 - blackandwhitegod (04/07/2013) [-]
Because good shouldn't be done because you have to do it.

Same reason people who do good to please "god" aren't actually doing good. They are fullfilling a task. If you are paid to run a charity, and you do it for the paycheck and glory, you can't say you are doing a good deed.

Not to mention those numbers are probably inflated as shit.
User avatar #191 - ilikeafros (04/07/2013) [-]
he is fulfilling a duty, with his title and money etc he feels like he should help charities, and duty is more reliable than emotion/feelings.
#236 - Hold on hold on. Was the plot of Gen 4 something like…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2013 on Gen I Elitism 0
User avatar #237 - sixfivefourtwoone (04/07/2013) [-]
I never said the plot.. I said story.. There is a difference. Story tells you the background of the people, towns, legendaries (for example, if you played platnium, giratina was an awesome playthrough), the plot is almost always the same though... So you can never really go on that.
#202 - Also reasons why you are wrong. Theres what, almost 7…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Gen I Elitism 0
#220 - Katzie (04/07/2013) [-]
"Ho-Ho"
User avatar #212 - sixfivefourtwoone (04/07/2013) [-]
I don't mean to upset you.. But Gen 4 was bad to begin with but if you kept playing, it became really cool. The story was cool and so were a lot of the pokemon and battle system. Gen 5 is where it just dropped off a cliff.
#236 - blackandwhitegod (04/07/2013) [-]
Hold on hold on.

Was the plot of Gen 4 something like.... your a kid who just moved.... and you just happen to have moved or live near a world famous pokemon professor who gives you a pokemon to go do an errand for him... after which you get a pokedex... you go out and find some evil organization trying to take over the world using the power of a legendary pokemon which you catch at the age of like 10 but two hundred people in a well funded and organized system cant?
User avatar #237 - sixfivefourtwoone (04/07/2013) [-]
I never said the plot.. I said story.. There is a difference. Story tells you the background of the people, towns, legendaries (for example, if you played platnium, giratina was an awesome playthrough), the plot is almost always the same though... So you can never really go on that.
User avatar #208 - nyangiraffe (04/07/2013) [-]
There is heavy truth here
#207 - acroneos (04/07/2013) [-]
Get mad.
#197 - how the fuck does this have 600 likes 04/07/2013 on Gen I Elitism 0
#398 - >> implying moths are like spiders >> Shi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2013 on Atlas Moth 0
User avatar #434 - gammajk (04/06/2013) [-]
I'm aware of that. But if they had no wings, and no abdomen, they might as well be spiders.
#4 - Cant tell if boy or girl 04/01/2013 on Pube Prank! (HOW-TO) +6
#91 - And that is why you are probably human trash.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2013 on Things confiscated from... 0
User avatar #95 - Carlospiceyweiner (03/29/2013) [-]
Why yes, yes i am :)
#10 - Plus plu, the main character, the way everyone acts. 03/26/2013 on say, have you ever noticed ? 0
#1 - Idk if you ever read this authors earlier works but they are …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2013 on say, have you ever noticed ? +2
#2 - kanpai (03/26/2013) [-]
sieghart - siegrain

#10 - blackandwhitegod (03/26/2013) [-]
Plus plu, the main character, the way everyone acts.
#37 - Its a fake photo trying to force memes and funny for thumbs be… 03/26/2013 on R.I.P...... -5
#36 - This is so unfunny I think it is a sign the world is ending. … 03/26/2013 on R.I.P...... 0
#66 - I am all for open minded raising of your children but this to …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2013 on Best Dad Ever?... Maybe.. -16
#99 - anonymous (03/24/2013) [-]
Giving kids fake tattoos automatically decides what they will do when they grow up? Huh, it's weird.....me and my friends used to get fake tattoos and draw on each other and shit.......none of us are bikers.....or swagfags. Crazy.
Also, You're a fucking retard.
#71 - tyraxio (03/24/2013) [-]
You do realise that bikers and swagfags are on complete opposite areas on the spectrum, right?
User avatar #70 - thetruepervysage (03/24/2013) [-]
ffs it is sharpie. They are 9, all they think about are cars and explosions and video games.
#33 - Mainly you. Since retard means slow. Even in… 03/24/2013 on Sometimes +1
#216 - Comment deleted 03/23/2013 on My Art Progression 0

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#3 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
Grow a brain you enormous faggot
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