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#10 - Comment deleted 07/24/2012 on dat truth +1
#2 - God Tier Drummer. Old but still good, not many people… 07/22/2012 on Drummer is at wrong gig. 0
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#5 - 555 reasons why birth control should be mandatory. 07/21/2012 on This would make life better 0
#393 - "their hero" Implying people at the movies … 07/21/2012 on great idea +1
#4 - This **** is the apex of unfunny. Why is it every… 07/15/2012 on Umm girls +8
#31 - Why do I feel like the last sane person for thinking this … 07/15/2012 on PokeBewbz! +16
#83 - He want as far out of his way as possible to look like a douch… 07/15/2012 on Gayyyy +1
#403 - "Fertility is still a factor because our brains are wired…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2012 on Minorities are fugly -3
User avatar #409 - ktmanage (07/11/2012) [-]
Slutty and skinny is unfortunately what our generation finds attractive, and birth control is still not widely used or even allowed in a majority of the world, and it hasn't made much of a dent in population growth.
No health care doesnt save all, the last time I read a the statistic about 80% of people will die in hospital or hospice care, and while cancer and different influenzas exist there are still things hospitals can't help.
Religion also has an affect on number of children, not just socioeconomical status or culture, but I still believe natural selection prevails. Humans are evolving to become more resistant to disease or at least to have the intelligence to cure those diseases, life expectancy is continually rising, and so is human knowledge. While this causes diseases to evolve also, its still a step for mankind.
But people will always take how someone looks into account at least at first glance, no matter how much you protest you don't.
Look, while we have different opinions on this topic my main point in posting here was that minority mixing will not have the the effect of making humans uglier.
#398 - "Humans usually pair at the same attractivness a 3 w…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2012 on Minorities are fugly -3
User avatar #400 - ktmanage (07/11/2012) [-]
Fertility is still a factor because our brains are wired to look for such features
Almost every theory will say nearly everything about us wants to reproduce
Why do you think the earths is getting more and more overpopulated?
People who can afford the health care and financial care for their future prodigy will outlive those who can't, and statistically and observably the wealthy and famous tend to be very attractive.
People who marry outside their attractiveness is the exemption to the rule I was outlining in my first response, and doesn't nullify the general statistic trend that I pointed out in my second response.
#403 - blackandwhitegod (07/11/2012) [-]
"Fertility is still a factor because our brains are wired to look for such features "

Then slutty and skinny wouldn't be the primary comparison of beauty in every major western culture.

"Almost every theory will say nearly everything about us wants to reproduce"
Yet we spend vast amounts of time figuring out ways to have sex without babies.

"Why do you think the earths is getting more and more overpopulated? "
No shit people reproduce, yet the majority of reproduction takes place in the lower class's of a society. Middle lower in america, poverty level in russia and china for two different reasons. In the States it happens because sex is the only release many poor people, since they can't afford protection or hobbies. In India / Russia / China its because they need kids to help maintain the household, as well as they are producing large house holds assuming a few will die.

"People who can afford the health care and financial care for their future prodigy will outlive those who can't, and statistically and observably the wealthy and famous tend to be very attractive. "

Not really. Health care might affect a few but in the long run if a 3 has ten kids, and 2 dies hes still going to be producing more than a 10 who has 1 kid who is slightly more likely to survive to die of old age. You can't really be like "hur health care saves all," since A. There aren't that many major epidemics that affect the world, and there's almost none in the united states that affect the poor exclusively (other than maybe STI's) B. Rich people die doing rich people stuff all the time, Cocain, More Cocain, lots of drinking, Being jackasses with their money.
User avatar #409 - ktmanage (07/11/2012) [-]
Slutty and skinny is unfortunately what our generation finds attractive, and birth control is still not widely used or even allowed in a majority of the world, and it hasn't made much of a dent in population growth.
No health care doesnt save all, the last time I read a the statistic about 80% of people will die in hospital or hospice care, and while cancer and different influenzas exist there are still things hospitals can't help.
Religion also has an affect on number of children, not just socioeconomical status or culture, but I still believe natural selection prevails. Humans are evolving to become more resistant to disease or at least to have the intelligence to cure those diseases, life expectancy is continually rising, and so is human knowledge. While this causes diseases to evolve also, its still a step for mankind.
But people will always take how someone looks into account at least at first glance, no matter how much you protest you don't.
Look, while we have different opinions on this topic my main point in posting here was that minority mixing will not have the the effect of making humans uglier.
#381 - Wait wait.... According to statistics Intelligent, Rich, and A…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2012 on Minorities are fugly -1
User avatar #389 - ktmanage (07/11/2012) [-]
attractive people are also statistically more successful
so are tall people
and successful people live longer and have a better quality of life than their poor counterparts
while there are exceptions to the rule it generally follows
My response to 345 follows the cultural perception of generational attractiveness.
What a certain culture or generation finds attractive will be passed on, as the generations perceptions change so will what is passed on.
Make up and plastic surgery are not permanent and require maintenance and if you couple with someone, you know what they look like without make up eventually.
I;m obviously not ignorant, and I'm not calling you such, just don't call me stupid because you disagree with me. Everyone has an opinion.
#398 - blackandwhitegod (07/11/2012) [-]
"Humans usually pair at the same attractivness
a 3 will marry a 2, 3, or 4
a 7 will marry a 6, 7, or 8
outstanding factors such as talents, fetishes, or wealth exempted."

Nullifies "attractive people are also statistically more successful
so are tall people
and successful people live longer and have a better quality of life than their poor counterparts "

Fertility doesn't matter anymore, outdated argument. There is no longer a need to have multiple stocks or sturdier stocks.
However based on your original argument, " So the human species will only get more attractive with time. " Is also incorrect since 3's will produce more 3's than 10's will produce tens. Quality will suffer over time.
User avatar #400 - ktmanage (07/11/2012) [-]
Fertility is still a factor because our brains are wired to look for such features
Almost every theory will say nearly everything about us wants to reproduce
Why do you think the earths is getting more and more overpopulated?
People who can afford the health care and financial care for their future prodigy will outlive those who can't, and statistically and observably the wealthy and famous tend to be very attractive.
People who marry outside their attractiveness is the exemption to the rule I was outlining in my first response, and doesn't nullify the general statistic trend that I pointed out in my second response.
#403 - blackandwhitegod (07/11/2012) [-]
"Fertility is still a factor because our brains are wired to look for such features "

Then slutty and skinny wouldn't be the primary comparison of beauty in every major western culture.

"Almost every theory will say nearly everything about us wants to reproduce"
Yet we spend vast amounts of time figuring out ways to have sex without babies.

"Why do you think the earths is getting more and more overpopulated? "
No shit people reproduce, yet the majority of reproduction takes place in the lower class's of a society. Middle lower in america, poverty level in russia and china for two different reasons. In the States it happens because sex is the only release many poor people, since they can't afford protection or hobbies. In India / Russia / China its because they need kids to help maintain the household, as well as they are producing large house holds assuming a few will die.

"People who can afford the health care and financial care for their future prodigy will outlive those who can't, and statistically and observably the wealthy and famous tend to be very attractive. "

Not really. Health care might affect a few but in the long run if a 3 has ten kids, and 2 dies hes still going to be producing more than a 10 who has 1 kid who is slightly more likely to survive to die of old age. You can't really be like "hur health care saves all," since A. There aren't that many major epidemics that affect the world, and there's almost none in the united states that affect the poor exclusively (other than maybe STI's) B. Rich people die doing rich people stuff all the time, Cocain, More Cocain, lots of drinking, Being jackasses with their money.
User avatar #409 - ktmanage (07/11/2012) [-]
Slutty and skinny is unfortunately what our generation finds attractive, and birth control is still not widely used or even allowed in a majority of the world, and it hasn't made much of a dent in population growth.
No health care doesnt save all, the last time I read a the statistic about 80% of people will die in hospital or hospice care, and while cancer and different influenzas exist there are still things hospitals can't help.
Religion also has an affect on number of children, not just socioeconomical status or culture, but I still believe natural selection prevails. Humans are evolving to become more resistant to disease or at least to have the intelligence to cure those diseases, life expectancy is continually rising, and so is human knowledge. While this causes diseases to evolve also, its still a step for mankind.
But people will always take how someone looks into account at least at first glance, no matter how much you protest you don't.
Look, while we have different opinions on this topic my main point in posting here was that minority mixing will not have the the effect of making humans uglier.
#375 - Buahah Bana. You are litterally only using an argueme… 07/11/2012 on Minorities are fugly 0
#20 - The biggest difference between me and you is that I don't cond…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2012 on Frogman -5
#42 - 4chan refugee (07/07/2012) [-]
Stop being such a hater. ;u;
#10 - Counting the number of ***** I give using my calc…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/07/2012 on Frogman -10
#13 - ummalingur (07/07/2012) [-]
also, The Frogman is best pony.
#12 - ummalingur (07/07/2012) [-]
yup, being popular on fj is my goal in life, hence all my rolls, reposts and ragecomic "OC" I make. Oh wait, I don't do any of that, instead I give constructive (marginally) criticism and witty cynicism to people that desperately need it. I sometimes even thumb shit that makes me laugh up, but only occationally. You however, as seen by your comments, just seem to be a dick, hence my previous comment. Enjoy your day.
#20 - blackandwhitegod (07/07/2012) [-]
The biggest difference between me and you is that I don't condone the use of mediocrey, which frankly is all you are sticking up for.

This is what is wrong with our modern culture. Thousands of years of evolution and the majority of people never make it past being 13 in their mind, assuming they use it all.
#42 - 4chan refugee (07/07/2012) [-]
Stop being such a hater. ;u;
#16 - 4chan refugee (07/07/2012) [-]
Congratulations Umm you made OC, you are so unique and special. However the other 98% of uploads are just reposts of shit people didn't make, or shit that is a remake of OC with like two changed words. Thats not OC. Thats called altering the work to make it unfunny.

"I give constructive (marginally) criticism and witty cynicism to people that desperately need it" I think you mistype d, "I'm a twat who can't handle anything with more emotional or logical depth than a finger nail."
#32 - ummalingur (07/07/2012) [-]
actually good sir, if you but take the time too look at my channel, I haven't uploaded anything at all. I may be a bit of a douche, but I never said I was a good person, I AM a twat, you're right on that account, I'm not better than any one person but I'm not neccecarily worse either, as blackandwhitegod said in his previous angry comment, he said I was sticking up for "mediocrey" which I am assuming means mediocrity (if it doesn't sorry bro) which I suppose, might just be right, I'd rather be the mediocre man than be a pure dick with a serious "holier than thou" attitude problem.

TL;DR Jimmies Rustled: 0
#34 - ummalingur (07/07/2012) [-]
why am I even trying to argue my standing here.... this is the internet.

Good move ummalingur.
#1 - This is easily the worst meme I have ever seen. For s…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/07/2012 on Frogman -70
#7 - slamweiss (07/07/2012) [-]
Just a heads up, your comment thumbs are dropping sharply from this... just thought i should warn you. Look at my comments I go so many reds cause nobody warned me once..
#8 - ummalingur (07/07/2012) [-]
also you seem to be a dick... that might also be why. I'm just sayan
#10 - blackandwhitegod (07/07/2012) [-]
Counting the number of fucks I give using my calculator. Keeps telling me I give 0.

The fact doesn't change the only people who find this shit funny are idiots.

0 Creativity, loved by people who think "hur I can make this joke, I can be popular!"

Big woop, some unfunny overly sensitive pricks thumbed me down. What ever will I do? Hang myself because Im unpopular with a group of people who are barely evolved enough to repost the same joke a thousand times?



I guarantee the same people who are offended by this are the same people who somehow logically come up with a conclusion similar too, "How dare he offend me? Its only ok to be offensive if I agree with it."
#13 - ummalingur (07/07/2012) [-]
also, The Frogman is best pony.
#12 - ummalingur (07/07/2012) [-]
yup, being popular on fj is my goal in life, hence all my rolls, reposts and ragecomic "OC" I make. Oh wait, I don't do any of that, instead I give constructive (marginally) criticism and witty cynicism to people that desperately need it. I sometimes even thumb shit that makes me laugh up, but only occationally. You however, as seen by your comments, just seem to be a dick, hence my previous comment. Enjoy your day.
#20 - blackandwhitegod (07/07/2012) [-]
The biggest difference between me and you is that I don't condone the use of mediocrey, which frankly is all you are sticking up for.

This is what is wrong with our modern culture. Thousands of years of evolution and the majority of people never make it past being 13 in their mind, assuming they use it all.
#42 - 4chan refugee (07/07/2012) [-]
Stop being such a hater. ;u;
#16 - 4chan refugee (07/07/2012) [-]
Congratulations Umm you made OC, you are so unique and special. However the other 98% of uploads are just reposts of shit people didn't make, or shit that is a remake of OC with like two changed words. Thats not OC. Thats called altering the work to make it unfunny.

"I give constructive (marginally) criticism and witty cynicism to people that desperately need it" I think you mistype d, "I'm a twat who can't handle anything with more emotional or logical depth than a finger nail."
#32 - ummalingur (07/07/2012) [-]
actually good sir, if you but take the time too look at my channel, I haven't uploaded anything at all. I may be a bit of a douche, but I never said I was a good person, I AM a twat, you're right on that account, I'm not better than any one person but I'm not neccecarily worse either, as blackandwhitegod said in his previous angry comment, he said I was sticking up for "mediocrey" which I am assuming means mediocrity (if it doesn't sorry bro) which I suppose, might just be right, I'd rather be the mediocre man than be a pure dick with a serious "holier than thou" attitude problem.

TL;DR Jimmies Rustled: 0
#34 - ummalingur (07/07/2012) [-]
why am I even trying to argue my standing here.... this is the internet.

Good move ummalingur.
#6 - This post was brought to you today by: A 14 year old prick! …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/07/2012 on Cop on Facebook (Read... 0
#8 - trolololxd (07/07/2012) [-]
Funny junk used to be actually funny and supportive, now its all these assholes trying to put their 2 cents in and be like "you have to be young since you post oc and want to troll as an army for the fun of it". But the best part of all is that if I posted this on 4chan some scrub on this lame site would snippit and post it on this shitty site and would get front page since it came from 4chan. Funnyjunk isn't funny its just junk.
#10 - 4chan refugee (07/07/2012) [-]
A. Response made no sense.

B. No one is going to take you seriously with a name that is trying to be a shitty rip off of an extremely over used meme.
#14 - jpcolts (07/07/2012) [-]
You sound like a funnyjunk fanboy
#13 - trolololxd (07/07/2012) [-]
Hey guess what... I dont give a fuck, if you know how to speak and read english then you would notice that the response did make sense. You are probably butt hurt because you dont understand how bad funnyjunk became and you are pro Funnyjunk for life.
#11 - 4chan refugee (07/07/2012) [-]
C. Youre a Cunt
D. His Response made sense and its true
E. Hes obviously mocking everyone that says overuses the overused meme
F. UCK Yourself kid
#2 - What a sad sad little man. 07/07/2012 on First time hearing Dubstep -1
#16 - That serious white trash family  [+] (4 new replies) 07/06/2012 on 4 year old bronie -9
User avatar #43 - sparkofinsanity (07/06/2012) [-]
Dude, that's OP's family, are you retarded?
User avatar #20 - allythewonderdog (07/06/2012) [-]
How dare you call my family "white" trash? I will have you know there are some mixed babies. So it is not only white.
#48 - 4chan refugee (07/06/2012) [-]
mixed trash family... is that better?
User avatar #54 - allythewonderdog (07/06/2012) [-]
Much better.
#350 - People are free to do a lot of things. That doesnt ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2012 on Taste the RAINBOW(DASH) -1
User avatar #351 - subaqueousreach (07/04/2012) [-]
It doesn't make someone a whore to get a tattoo over their cunt or on their breast. If you're that insecure about your body that's your problem, but don't give other people labels because of it.
#57 - Why would anyone want to date a woman who lets other men go do…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2012 on Taste the RAINBOW(DASH) -9
#359 - 4chan refugee (07/14/2012) [-]
Thats high an mighty for a guy who only seems to insult content and only friends the girl users who post nudes in NSFW
Fucktard
User avatar #58 - subaqueousreach (07/04/2012) [-]
Ummm, it's not like the tattoo artist was fucking mouthing her down there. They're artists, not perverts, and people are free to get tattoos wherever they please.
#350 - blackandwhitegod (07/04/2012) [-]
People are free to do a lot of things.

That doesnt make them less of a whore, less stupid, or less of a bloody twat.

Thats the cool part about freedom.

If your GF sucks a lot of dicks, and runs around naked, its your problem. But everyone else is going to call her a whore, because she is in fact a whore.



What I am hearing from you is some sort of poor form of verification of the act, as if you want to justify "Freedom means I can do anything I want," which it does, it however does not absolve you from any consequences.
User avatar #351 - subaqueousreach (07/04/2012) [-]
It doesn't make someone a whore to get a tattoo over their cunt or on their breast. If you're that insecure about your body that's your problem, but don't give other people labels because of it.
#2 - Anyone, and I mean anyone, who partakes in this **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2012 on Gayyyyyy +141
#65 - 4chan refugee (06/26/2012) [-]
Shit, man, I want to fucking kiss you for that!
#4 - 4chan refugee (06/26/2012) [-]
YES. this guy gets it.
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#128 - Nothing he ever does is funny..... He acts like a douchebag. … 06/22/2012 on Girls, did you know... +3
#1 - The golfer is a prick with no sense of humor. "E… 06/18/2012 on Best Video Bomb Ever +1
#85 - Mmmm uneducated masses bitching that learning is hard and life… 06/18/2012 on Week days -2

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#3 - 4chan refugee (04/21/2013) [-]
Grow a brain you enormous faggot
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