"Naw dog we clean!"

the world of pokemon is fucking horrifying realistically

*hakuna my tatas

Damn, I thought at some point...well.
No. It's still funny.
Verily.

And his jeans?

If I remember correctly, I think there were other people on Earth, Adam and Eve were just the first created, not the only. I could be wrong though

there eventually were, but only out of procreation between Adam and Eve which initially yielded Cain and Abel, but the only woman still was Eve while Cain went on to have children. Out of those offspring Christianity gives you, the human population up to the point of the flood for Noah's ark in which kinda the same thing happens again since his family is the only one left alive on earth so a mother, father, and a few children... it's a wincest cycle!

actually it's not always pregnancy... In Utah, it's legal if they're over somewhere around the age of 80

MFW 'Heeeels to Jesus'

It's almost impossible not to read that in a southern accent

thanks