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#78 - "Germans brought potatoes". I thought potatoes where…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2014 on Heaven and Hell 0
User avatar #84 - Loppytaffy (03/17/2014) [-]
Germans went to American before England did. In fact, every European country with a navy and a hipster GPS (think they called em compasses or star maps or some shit) went there.
England turned up a few centuries late with a starbucks and decided that everybody should leave. For the sake of FinnoSwedish colonies, France and England booted out the Dutch. Then the English said tatty-bye to everyone else. Spain kinda mooched on Southward "ain't no Englishman gonna tell me where I can't be, Amigo."
User avatar #122 - lennybrown (03/17/2014) [-]
pretty much the only reason america is speaking English instead of German was because English got slightly more votes as the de facto language other the rest of the European languages mainly because the votes where influenced by England because England was starting their Empire and had maritime supremacy. Just think if England didn't start there empire america would be speaking German.
User avatar #316 - Loppytaffy (03/17/2014) [-]
America would be speaking Dutch- Netherlands had a very powerful empire that rivalled Spain, only it focussed on trade rather than military power. They were settled in the Americas because of the untapped export potential.
#77 - I actually enjoy British food. 03/17/2014 on Heaven and Hell +1
#27 - I hate people who constantly complain about spoilers. *…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on Smoobledy doo 0
User avatar #33 - thegrimgenius (03/16/2014) [-]
Holy fuck I thought Caesar was stabbed to death!
#95 - themself* 03/16/2014 on Offended you say? +1
#94 - Wow someone is pretty full of themselves.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on Offended you say? +4
User avatar #95 - bjorntheberserk (03/16/2014) [-]
themself*
#91 - What did he say?  [+] (9 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Offended you say? 0
#93 - steelcrasher (03/16/2014) [-]
thought he might deleted it.
User avatar #164 - ohhh (03/17/2014) [-]
Please post this as content, pleeeaaassseee.
#149 - laoflyer (03/16/2014) [-]
what a grade a asshole
User avatar #112 - pizzaweed (03/16/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ. talk about pretentious
#104 - thebrownydestroyer (03/16/2014) [-]
He really doesn't like being hated does he
User avatar #102 - xgreenmaidenx (03/16/2014) [-]
That gotta be the most edgy comment i have ever seen...
User avatar #101 - germed (03/16/2014) [-]
I was hoping someone had this, thanks.
User avatar #94 - bjorntheberserk (03/16/2014) [-]
Wow someone is pretty full of themselves.
User avatar #95 - bjorntheberserk (03/16/2014) [-]
themself*
#5 - Please tell me what comment I made that offended you. I want t… 03/16/2014 on bjorntheberserk's profile 0
#218 - Actually no I only said that certain societies in the past use…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #219 - sparkieemae (03/18/2014) [-]
It is not about attraction it's about personal gratification, obviously people are going to copy modern culture around them to do otherwise is honestly out of the norm, and it brands you as a weirdo sometimes rightfully however I support any and everyone doing their own thing

At the age of four or five when I can guarantee it was literally impossible for me to have any kind of sex drive or interest in attracting a member of the opposing mate I wanted to look like Barbie and wear short skirts and little bikinis wear nail polish and a lip gloss and blush steal my mom's high heals, perfume and whatever else I could get my hands on. The only way that this behavior is justifiable is if I always have and do consider it fun to get made up and look pretty.
#270 - Did not know Harry Potter knew any fire spells.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on He took a fence to her comment 0
User avatar #451 - thatscrewedupkid (03/16/2014) [-]
you funny bitch
#266 - >Be anon >Make stupid comment >be applauded b… 03/16/2014 on He took a fence to her comment -4
#259 - Justified? Probably not but these bitches were not saints and …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on He took a fence to her comment 0
User avatar #285 - spceinvdr (03/16/2014) [-]
I was bullied and I have to say it's definitely not as easy as "get over it". Its true that you can probably reach out within a 10 foot radius of you and find an asshole, but that doesn't mean it's ok to let that asshole continue their assholery.
#258 - They continuously harassed him and even stalked him to his hou… 03/16/2014 on He took a fence to her comment +1
#255 - Yeah but isn't this in England? Doubt they have big bubba rapi… 03/16/2014 on He took a fence to her comment -2
#3 - Thanks! 03/16/2014 on bjorntheberserk's profile 0
#111 - Supposedly we are supposed to let bullies bully without any re… 03/16/2014 on He took a fence to her comment 0
#103 - I love fj. Everytime the subject of bullying is brought up eve…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/15/2014 on He took a fence to her comment +6
User avatar #349 - AdamBaum (03/16/2014) [-]
That's called assault. You can go to jail, and get another level of bullying. The bullies learned a lesson, but the Harry Potter guy went from the frying pan into the fire. Pretty foolish.
User avatar #145 - kinginyellow (03/16/2014) [-]
This guy is out of control. Ya stand up, but resorting to stabbing and smashing someone's face into a fence because you can't handle being called Harry Potter? Get out of society or seek help, nobody needs a walking time bomb.
User avatar #258 - bjorntheberserk (03/16/2014) [-]
They continuously harassed him and even stalked him to his house where they waited outside for him. This guy was also bullied in school and everyone has their breaking points dude. Especially if you are surrounded by it, it can be overwhelming and you will feel as if there is no relief. And when you get up in the morning and hope to all hell that you would not have to deal with it that day then you fucking go to school and are forced to deal with and it is every fucking day then it becomes too much for some people.

How would you like it if you went to work everyday and everyone there treated you like shit then you went home and some fucking piece of shit girls followed you home and talked shit to you and even waited outside your place just to talk shit to you when you came at and you dealt with this for months or even years. You would probably snap too.

As I said everyone has their breaking point some might break because their latte was not foamy enough, some might not even break until everyone they ever loved has died or got hurt, and some might even break when they are constantly bullied and berated by everyone around them. But everyone can break.
User avatar #138 - mechaemperor (03/16/2014) [-]
That was very low level bullying. Not justified.
User avatar #123 - thebritishguy (03/16/2014) [-]
//No one will fuck with him ever again.//
dude, he's going to prison, he's going to spend the night with Bigg bubba the butt blaster, he's going to knows as Harry the whorecrux
User avatar #287 - spceinvdr (03/16/2014) [-]
maybe he'll stab bubba too. Dont think he'll be too shaken by it considering he stabbed that girl. I don't know bro
User avatar #255 - bjorntheberserk (03/16/2014) [-]
Yeah but isn't this in England? Doubt they have big bubba rapists out there. Or maybe this will set an example in his community making people more cautious about shooting their mouth off to people.
User avatar #117 - mymiddleleg (03/16/2014) [-]
There's a difference between sticking up for yourself and mutilating people
User avatar #259 - bjorntheberserk (03/16/2014) [-]
Justified? Probably not but these bitches were not saints and if some people fucking raised their kids right this would never happened and if schools learned to deal with bullying properly then it definitely would never happen.

I find it hysterical that most fjers tell bullied people to "deal with it". As if being insulted, berated, shoved, beaten up, humiliated, harassed, etc everyday is something you can just tough out. And god forbid you snap and go "overboard" no then you are scum. Poor girls all they wanted to do was bully someone (who was already at the breaking point from constantly being bullied) but instead *sob* they got viciously attacked. No one should have to fear for their safety whenever they decide to bully someone. What kind of society do we live in when someone innocently tries to bully someone and gets viciously attacked in return it is not fair. Last few sentences were sarcastic btw
User avatar #285 - spceinvdr (03/16/2014) [-]
I was bullied and I have to say it's definitely not as easy as "get over it". Its true that you can probably reach out within a 10 foot radius of you and find an asshole, but that doesn't mean it's ok to let that asshole continue their assholery.
#101 - I did too but I fell to the darkside long ago. Join me brother. 03/15/2014 on He took a fence to her comment -4
#212 - That is ******** nothing is just "For themse…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2014 on (untitled) -3
#216 - sparkieemae (03/16/2014) [-]
Wait what is your point? That people have always worn make up and it just varies from society to society and through different time zones?


K.

Point acknowledged and already known.

Changes nothing about my previous statement.

So it's wrong because people have always done it and it changes based on time and geographic placement, I guess is your point?
User avatar #218 - bjorntheberserk (03/16/2014) [-]
Actually no I only said that certain societies in the past used it for practical use but a good majority did not. And based on today's society makeup is about attraction. The only reason why you want to look "pretty" is because society tells you that you should. You would not even know what the standard of beautiful was without society telling you what is attractive. Fuck attractive is even a synonym for beauty. But tell me again that is not about attraction.
User avatar #219 - sparkieemae (03/18/2014) [-]
It is not about attraction it's about personal gratification, obviously people are going to copy modern culture around them to do otherwise is honestly out of the norm, and it brands you as a weirdo sometimes rightfully however I support any and everyone doing their own thing

At the age of four or five when I can guarantee it was literally impossible for me to have any kind of sex drive or interest in attracting a member of the opposing mate I wanted to look like Barbie and wear short skirts and little bikinis wear nail polish and a lip gloss and blush steal my mom's high heals, perfume and whatever else I could get my hands on. The only way that this behavior is justifiable is if I always have and do consider it fun to get made up and look pretty.
#211 - You gotta love entitled female peacocks they think Male peacoc…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on (untitled) -4
User avatar #217 - sparkieemae (03/16/2014) [-]
"Darwin finally struck upon the idea of sexual selection, which posits that extravagant traits like the peacock's colorful fan of feathers provided an advantage in the competition for mates"

www.livescience.com/5066-peacocks-colorful-tails.html

Humans are humans and not birds with phenotype traits, and have historically altered our appearance as any self aware creature would, the fact that it became a social stigma and the norm to a degree is completely and totally natural and has little to do with attracting potential suitors and more to do with improving one's personal image living up to what we believe to be our own best image ultimately is what we at least hope will attract a mate.
#149 - Yet women do all this and still look like **** wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on (untitled) -2
User avatar #167 - mrspinkman (03/15/2014) [-]
The problem is that people don't stick to the routine, and then they whine "it didn't work, my skin is still oily/covered in acne/dry/red/insert other problem here". You really can buy the most generic brand of skin care products as long as they have the right active ingredients and you will have results if you really stick to it. You don't have to spend crazy money, most of the expensive shit is just generic with a fancy name. It's a fucking pain in the ass to have perfect skin, to be honest. But I would really rather have nice skin than need to wear tons of foundation.

As for sealing your pores, you never want to seal dirt in, that's why you need to open up your pores, wash your face and use toner first, and then seal your cleaned pores closed. Then, you open them back up at night, and repeat the cleaning process the next morning. Otherwise you end up with those nasty blackheads.
#106 - ^ What he said, faggot. 03/15/2014 on Hepburn? more like Hotburn -3
#101 - Sorry I am not gay so no, I do not see it your way.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Hepburn? more like Hotburn -3
User avatar #103 - softcover (03/15/2014) [-]
insecure much?
#104 - donofhalo (03/15/2014) [-]
Stop feeding the troll
User avatar #106 - bjorntheberserk (03/15/2014) [-]
^ What he said, faggot.
#49 - >Has no dick >Resorts to being a faggot  [+] (5 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Hepburn? more like Hotburn -3
User avatar #100 - softcover (03/15/2014) [-]
now you see it my way!
User avatar #101 - bjorntheberserk (03/15/2014) [-]
Sorry I am not gay so no, I do not see it your way.
User avatar #103 - softcover (03/15/2014) [-]
insecure much?
#104 - donofhalo (03/15/2014) [-]
Stop feeding the troll
User avatar #106 - bjorntheberserk (03/15/2014) [-]
^ What he said, faggot.
#40 - then*  [+] (7 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Hepburn? more like Hotburn -3
User avatar #41 - softcover (03/15/2014) [-]
>Has no argument
>Resorts to grammar
User avatar #49 - bjorntheberserk (03/15/2014) [-]
>Has no dick
>Resorts to being a faggot
User avatar #100 - softcover (03/15/2014) [-]
now you see it my way!
User avatar #101 - bjorntheberserk (03/15/2014) [-]
Sorry I am not gay so no, I do not see it your way.
User avatar #103 - softcover (03/15/2014) [-]
insecure much?
#104 - donofhalo (03/15/2014) [-]
Stop feeding the troll
User avatar #106 - bjorntheberserk (03/15/2014) [-]
^ What he said, faggot.
#31 - If it makes you feel better my grandfather's brother had a hom…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Hepburn? more like Hotburn -1
User avatar #37 - softcover (03/15/2014) [-]
So I see you too than are a cancer on this society and need to kill yourself? Glad to see your self esteem is so high.
User avatar #40 - bjorntheberserk (03/15/2014) [-]
then*
User avatar #41 - softcover (03/15/2014) [-]
>Has no argument
>Resorts to grammar
User avatar #49 - bjorntheberserk (03/15/2014) [-]
>Has no dick
>Resorts to being a faggot
User avatar #100 - softcover (03/15/2014) [-]
now you see it my way!
User avatar #101 - bjorntheberserk (03/15/2014) [-]
Sorry I am not gay so no, I do not see it your way.
User avatar #103 - softcover (03/15/2014) [-]
insecure much?
#104 - donofhalo (03/15/2014) [-]
Stop feeding the troll
User avatar #106 - bjorntheberserk (03/15/2014) [-]
^ What he said, faggot.
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#4 - redfummer (03/16/2014) [-]
are you retarded or just a run of the mill ****** ?
User avatar #5 to #4 - bjorntheberserk (03/16/2014) [-]
Please tell me what comment I made that offended you. I want to know and bask in the reason for your butthurt.
User avatar #2 - konradkurze (03/16/2014) [-]
youre an asshole
User avatar #3 to #2 - bjorntheberserk (03/16/2014) [-]
Thanks!
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