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bjorntheberserk

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:2/23/2013
Last Login:4/21/2014
Location:New Mexico
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Total Comments Made:914
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Gone berserk spreading fear and pain!

latest user's comments

#11 - Chimp then proceeds to beat him to death and defecate on his corpse. 03/19/2014 on wake up +2
#19 - >Gets raided by police >Maintains his innocence and …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2014 on How to make Heisenberg Meth +48
User avatar #23 - jewsburninindaoven (03/19/2014) [-]
You forgot step 1
>Be black
User avatar #48 - AdamBaum (03/19/2014) [-]
>Implying police aren't pigs and won't bacon you because you're white

#53 - Well here is a test. Find a picture of a penis, look at it for…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2014 on All girls +1
User avatar #54 - nustix (03/19/2014) [-]
Well if that's a test most people on funnyjunk would fail with the amount of futa in NSFW section
#49 - You should get yourself checked. You might be gay or trans wit…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2014 on All girls +1
User avatar #50 - nustix (03/19/2014) [-]
Oh I was a bit over exegarating on the gay bit. They know I'm not and they are not the kind of girls who would want to do that. None of them wear make-up and they don't like shopping so I'm probably save. Also about the gay part I'm pretty sure I'm not.
User avatar #53 - bjorntheberserk (03/19/2014) [-]
Well here is a test. Find a picture of a penis, look at it for about 2 minutes, if you have an urge to put it in your mouth or butt then you're gay. If not? You're still gay for having looked at a penis for 2 minutes.
User avatar #54 - nustix (03/19/2014) [-]
Well if that's a test most people on funnyjunk would fail with the amount of futa in NSFW section
#35 - "How come guys don't understand us women? OMG it is like …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/19/2014 on All girls +8
User avatar #94 - Durp (03/19/2014) [-]
I'm an open and honest type of person. If I'm in a certain mood (happy, upset etc) I don't try and hide it or act differently because I know it's frustrating when people (girls and guys alike) do that.
User avatar #48 - nustix (03/19/2014) [-]
I actually do understand most of them time what woman mean, to the point where they started to give me points for how feminen I was. I have the feeling some of them think I am gay.
User avatar #49 - bjorntheberserk (03/19/2014) [-]
You should get yourself checked. You might be gay or trans without knowing it. You better watch out though women love trying to change men especially when they think you are gay. Get used to be introduced to other gay men.
User avatar #50 - nustix (03/19/2014) [-]
Oh I was a bit over exegarating on the gay bit. They know I'm not and they are not the kind of girls who would want to do that. None of them wear make-up and they don't like shopping so I'm probably save. Also about the gay part I'm pretty sure I'm not.
User avatar #53 - bjorntheberserk (03/19/2014) [-]
Well here is a test. Find a picture of a penis, look at it for about 2 minutes, if you have an urge to put it in your mouth or butt then you're gay. If not? You're still gay for having looked at a penis for 2 minutes.
User avatar #54 - nustix (03/19/2014) [-]
Well if that's a test most people on funnyjunk would fail with the amount of futa in NSFW section
#38 - mastercolossus (03/19/2014) [-]
**mastercolossus rolled a random image posted in comment #894037 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** almost red thumbed you. then i realized it was a parody.
#2 - He also "Eats Out Frequently" ladies. 03/19/2014 on "I also lift everyday" +4
#28 - >Post image featuring dildos in content >Get banned…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2014 on what could it be +4
User avatar #35 - bodox (03/18/2014) [-]
life is not fair
get over it
#34 - megayoming (03/18/2014) [-]
I like you
#31 - fefe (03/18/2014) [-]
It's just a vacuum, get your mind out of the gutter.
#29 - If that is the case why the **** is she smiling in this… 03/18/2014 on 3rd Generation Twat-Waffle +1
#45 - So hot lip biting. 03/18/2014 on Know the difference +10
#19 - Also these people get stigmatized for the rest of their lives … 03/17/2014 on 3rd Generation Twat-Waffle +1
#16 - I know right? Rape is already a serious crime with severe puni…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2014 on 3rd Generation Twat-Waffle +1
#18 - fefe (03/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, they've done castration like you said, they've done prison, you know cops have definitely had some "alone time" with some of them. Rape still exists. A bunch of nagging won't be the secret ingredient to stop rape.

User avatar #17 - flemsdfer (03/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, they've done castration like you said, they've done prison, you know cops have definitely had some "alone time" with some of them. Rape still exists. A bunch of nagging won't be the secret ingredient to stop rape.

User avatar #19 - bjorntheberserk (03/17/2014) [-]
Also these people get stigmatized for the rest of their lives by being registered sex offenders. So if I was 20 had sex with a girl when she was drunk and she regretted it later and cried "rape" not only would I go to jail (and possibly be brutalized in prison because yeah inmates do not like that shit) but even if I served my time, even if I was a role model prisoner; for the rest of my fucking life everyone is going to think I am some dangerous sexual offender who you should hide your kids from. And this will last until I am 60, 70, 80, 90 years old til I am dead.

Also most sex offenders get lumped in with child molesters so even if you had sex with an of age girl you would be treated as if you are some kind of pedophile because both rapists and child molesters are considered "Sex offenders".
#15 - Comment deleted 03/17/2014 on 3rd Generation Twat-Waffle 0
#5 - Also this is not OC I shamelessly stole it off of /b/ last night. 03/17/2014 on Bloody Cringe +3
#10 - A valiant one though. 03/17/2014 on 3rd Generation Twat-Waffle +1
#7 - It means here grandmother got raped and she thinks somehow tha…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2014 on 3rd Generation Twat-Waffle +8
#24 - mudkipzFTW (03/18/2014) [-]
so it's not like her grandma, her mother, and she was raped? Because that'd actually be a problem.
#22 - kanedam (03/17/2014) [-]
comment #20 suggested it could mean her grandma, her mom and her got raped... (doesnt need to be at the same time)
User avatar #8 - arwendar (03/17/2014) [-]
Oh, well that's kinda silly stupid.
#1 - I do not think it is that bad considering there are a lot of p… 03/17/2014 on Bloody Cringe +6
#2 - So shes needs feminism for something that happened like 40-60 …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2014 on 3rd Generation Twat-Waffle +14
User avatar #39 - dabronydude (03/18/2014) [-]
it would be if some feminists did not count rape as anything involving a man...
#37 - fefe (03/18/2014) [-]
What would feminsm do? Make more women into man eaters as well as give the normal men shit for being pigs and rapists. Feminism apart from infurating people on the internet with there stupidity doesnt do anything other than bitch and protest
#30 - fefe (03/18/2014) [-]
feminism does not prevent rape. Love for ones children, involved parents prevent kids from every becoming broken enough to rape. There are always exceptions; however people who do not learn to value themselves can never learn to values others (most rape is about power over others rather than sex)

Also keep in mind that 1 in 10 rape victims are male (according to RAINN, Stats for US) not as high as female victims yes, but that is still over 3 million in US; not a paltry number to be shrugged aside by" feminism".

Feminism is not the answer. Men and women are not Equal, and will never be. They will always be inhertiantly different based off a bell curve (there are always outliers). we dont have to be equivalent, or equal, to have equality. Recognize that there are differences, and each gender needs to be approached with different perspectives, and each individual is their own special case. And being different is ok. we can have equality with our differences



#159 - Embarrassing story but after killing the gargoyles and ringing…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on CONFESS THY SINS, FUNNYJUNK! +1
User avatar #199 - galgawine (03/17/2014) [-]
Yeah i don't have the second one yet (pc gamer problems) but my friend tells me they made friends even harder to tell apart from enemies this time around so that should be fun
#158 - Also even though I am a manly man with a beard who tries to lo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on CONFESS THY SINS, FUNNYJUNK! +1
User avatar #179 - brokentrucker (03/17/2014) [-]
fuckyeah Depeche mode and The Cure.
#156 - I constantly have my hand on my dick or balls whenever I am ju…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2014 on CONFESS THY SINS, FUNNYJUNK! +1
User avatar #158 - bjorntheberserk (03/17/2014) [-]
Also even though I am a manly man with a beard who tries to look viking as fuck and also listens to some serious Black metal (Mayhem, Burzum, Gorgoroth, etc) and Viking/Pagan metal (Windir, Einherjer, Tyr, Bathory, Amon Amarth). I find myself enjoying bands like Depeche Mode, The Cure, and New Order.

I am even listening to New Order right now www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs8Yv0Qirg0
User avatar #179 - brokentrucker (03/17/2014) [-]
fuckyeah Depeche mode and The Cure.
#6 - Actually that is what the term derives from. Popular methods o…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on It's only a flesh wound! +9
User avatar #8 - garin (03/17/2014) [-]
Well done, the dark side flows through you with ease...
#12 - I think you just exploded the universe. 03/17/2014 on Is he ladies? +1
#22 - I am a self diagnosed leprechaun with tripolar disorder. 03/17/2014 on Obama-Mama +2
#21 - "Hurr durr stop treatng us lik we our week and incompetan…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on Obama-Mama +4
User avatar #44 - herpymcderp (03/17/2014) [-]
and tone policing
don't forget tone policing
#79 - I am an Amerifag and enjoy Bangers 'N Mash, Fish 'N Chips, Hag… 03/17/2014 on Heaven and Hell 0

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#4 - redfummer (03/16/2014) [-]
are you retarded or just a run of the mill ****** ?
User avatar #5 to #4 - bjorntheberserk (03/16/2014) [-]
Please tell me what comment I made that offended you. I want to know and bask in the reason for your butthurt.
User avatar #2 - konradkurze (03/16/2014) [-]
youre an asshole
User avatar #3 to #2 - bjorntheberserk (03/16/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #1 - vladstronsy (01/13/2014) [-]
You arrive in the next update, welcome to the club.

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