x
Click to expand

bjorntheberserk

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Date Signed Up:2/23/2013
Last Login:4/21/2014
Location:New Mexico
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 7064 total,  8028 ,  964
Comment Thumbs: 1442 total,  2214 ,  772
Content Level Progress: 67% (67/100)
Level 157 Content: Faptastic → Level 158 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 94% (47/50)
Level 210 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:4
Content Views:460951
Times Content Favorited:383 times
Total Comments Made:914
FJ Points:6928
Favorite Tags: AmonAmarth (2)
Gone berserk spreading fear and pain!

latest user's comments

#388 - Wow just when I thought fj could not get anymore ******** …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/28/2014 on Ugliest people of FJ -1
User avatar #424 - silverzepher (03/28/2014) [-]
and we should care about your opinion because? if you don't like it ignore it it will go away, just like every bandwagon, just like every new meme, just like reminding the newcomers of the rules, “Time crumbles things; everything grows old under the power of Time and is forgotten through the lapse of Time.”


― Aristotle
User avatar #438 - bjorntheberserk (03/28/2014) [-]
Because it is literally fucking cancer that is why you should care. This site has officially turned to shit and the community is filled with conceited retards (which should not even exist). You people find Tumblr funny and not just Tumblr but the same 5 fucking Tumblr reposts that frequents the frontpage on a daily basis. The only OC you guys make are comps which is just copying and pasting images and texts and putting them all together. And now this shit "Post your ugly or beautiful faces and get colored text". Yeah fuck off you all act like you are in high school. Probably are but admin is perpetuating it and supposedly he is in his 30s.
#468 - silverzepher (03/28/2014) [-]
so, dude when i got here you want to know what admin looked like?
how about the fact that some of my first comments was me calling out reposts, this site is built off of them, i have reposts of my own content. ya this site has cancer, you aren't a doctor, you can't cut it out, so either live with it or live on channels. hell we used to steal everything from /b/, everything, some of us even live on both sites. we took pride in your shitty community, we built it, we made it what it is, if you aren't going to help improve it you might as well fuck off and watch youtube vids, and read your FB messages, and complain about kids these days. you are only as old as you act, and you are acting like a 6 year old who can't get the toy he wants.
#409 - cthumoo (03/28/2014) [-]
Haha, what do you mean "just"
User avatar #412 - bjorntheberserk (03/28/2014) [-]
You're right fj has been a circlejerk for awhile now. It had just became more apparent.
User avatar #417 - cthumoo (03/28/2014) [-]
Like most communities on the internet, everyone thinks they're better than each other
#93 - He dies here is a leaked photo  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Redneck Facts +1
User avatar #117 - andreareedus (03/26/2014) [-]
That picture is from another movie he was in.
User avatar #106 - huntergriff (03/26/2014) [-]
I don't even remember that scene in pandorum...
#192 - In KOTOR I always slaughtered this ***** . 03/26/2014 on Tusken Raiders 0
#117 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2014 on Cringe Compilation 12 0
#119 - I Am Monkey (03/26/2014) [-]
Mentlegen
#85 - Picture 03/26/2014 on GOLDEN +1
#129 - Well to be honest the socialist here (America) are a college h… 03/24/2014 on Whiskey Bacon 0
#132 - and If you watch this you will change your tune about Oldman.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2014 on Miss his acting so much 0
User avatar #133 - myjeren (03/24/2014) [-]
I see your point. Oldman is very transformative, but that doesn't make him the best. I'm not denying his acting prowess, but I think there are plenty of other better actors out there:
Leo:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf_toKBYCl4
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9GR6wvoPOY
Joaquin:
At around 4:38 www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZbzgA2xGIk#t=261
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n5muEWaE_Q


To name a few.
#128 - Present day actors pale in comparison. They are just standing …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Miss his acting so much 0
User avatar #131 - myjeren (03/24/2014) [-]
Leo has the same look in a lot of his films since he hasn't done any truly tranformative movies yet. We should look at the variety and quality of his acting instead. In 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape' he is mentally retarded, and plays it like DDay in 'My Left Foot' (even though those were two different diseases). He did a great job as Howard Hughes. Blew it out of the park with The Wolf of Wall Street and had several other great performances like Blood Diamond and The Departed. I haven't seen too much of Gary Oldman, only Harry Potter and The Dark Knight (if I remember correctly). But there are plenty of other actors who deserve recognition before him, like Joaquin.
User avatar #132 - bjorntheberserk (03/24/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hugJ3c2LlI and www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzf-PljDv1A If you watch this you will change your tune about Oldman.
User avatar #133 - myjeren (03/24/2014) [-]
I see your point. Oldman is very transformative, but that doesn't make him the best. I'm not denying his acting prowess, but I think there are plenty of other better actors out there:
Leo:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf_toKBYCl4
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9GR6wvoPOY
Joaquin:
At around 4:38 www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZbzgA2xGIk#t=261
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n5muEWaE_Q


To name a few.
#13 - Actually I am not wrong, Fj is the most intolerant of people's…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on On /b/ and fj +1
User avatar #14 - jsereturns (03/23/2014) [-]
Okay, I have to agree with that.
Censorship on FJ has went full retard,
and people do tend to jump on the bandwagon all the time.
But when somebody tells a sob story, such as the late jett, the community is overall supportive. Or at least a few decent individuals are, I rarely ever see somebody that acts like a prick in that situation and not get thumbed down for it.
#11 - True but like I said for lolz I would rather go to /b/ than fj… 03/23/2014 on On /b/ and fj 0
#10 - "Grammatically broken" Lol what? You are just furthe… 03/23/2014 on On /b/ and fj 0
#7 - Yeah because there is a special way to save thumbnails and not…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2014 on On /b/ and fj 0
#9 - Common Pepe (03/23/2014) [-]
What? What is your fucking point then? Posting a shitty image, a shitty grammatically broken description which doesn't make sense, and then you expect people to give a fuck? What was the whole point of making this when no one will give a single shit? Waste time? Oh, then good job!
User avatar #10 - bjorntheberserk (03/23/2014) [-]
"Grammatically broken" Lol what? You are just further proving my point with your comments.
#6 - MFW no one reads the description and make stupid comments.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2014 on On /b/ and fj 0
User avatar #12 - jsereturns (03/23/2014) [-]
MFW when i read the the desc and you're wrong.
User avatar #13 - bjorntheberserk (03/23/2014) [-]
Actually I am not wrong, Fj is the most intolerant of people's opinions. /b/ is not as bad as others claim it to be and Fj is also going full on nuts with censorship it is ridiculous. I got banned for posting an image with dildos in it then a few months later present wrapped up in a shape of a dick gets to frontpage. This site is dying so and the community is getting worse. I mean just look at your mods they are all dickless virgin bronies.

Like someone posted below me "Funnyjunk's community is the worst on the net". You guys are failed trolls and narcissists.
User avatar #14 - jsereturns (03/23/2014) [-]
Okay, I have to agree with that.
Censorship on FJ has went full retard,
and people do tend to jump on the bandwagon all the time.
But when somebody tells a sob story, such as the late jett, the community is overall supportive. Or at least a few decent individuals are, I rarely ever see somebody that acts like a prick in that situation and not get thumbed down for it.
#102 - It is hard to say who gave the best performance but I can give…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Miss his acting so much 0
User avatar #125 - myjeren (03/23/2014) [-]
Gary Oldman is good, but no where near the best.
I'd say that actors who are consistently great are ones like Joaquin Phoenix, Daniel Day-Lewis, Leonardo DiCaprio (mainly for his work in Gilbert Grape and The Aviator). These are the ones that immediately come to mind. Phillip Seymour Hoffman was great, too. The actor that is consistently the best is probably DDay, with Joaquin following in close second. I admire the work of Nicholson and DeNiro [insert all of the legendary actors here], but the versatility offered in modern filmmaking (There Will Be Blood, Her, etc.) showcase their talent more-- which is why I tend to lean toward the present day greats.
User avatar #128 - bjorntheberserk (03/23/2014) [-]
Present day actors pale in comparison. They are just standing on shoulders of giants. And Gary Oldman is one of the best none of his characters sound or even look the same. Most Gary Oldman movies I watch I forget that he is Gary Oldman. Cannot say the same for Leonardo Dicaprio though most movies I watched with him I am always reminded that he is Leonardo Dicaprio.
User avatar #131 - myjeren (03/24/2014) [-]
Leo has the same look in a lot of his films since he hasn't done any truly tranformative movies yet. We should look at the variety and quality of his acting instead. In 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape' he is mentally retarded, and plays it like DDay in 'My Left Foot' (even though those were two different diseases). He did a great job as Howard Hughes. Blew it out of the park with The Wolf of Wall Street and had several other great performances like Blood Diamond and The Departed. I haven't seen too much of Gary Oldman, only Harry Potter and The Dark Knight (if I remember correctly). But there are plenty of other actors who deserve recognition before him, like Joaquin.
User avatar #132 - bjorntheberserk (03/24/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hugJ3c2LlI and www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzf-PljDv1A If you watch this you will change your tune about Oldman.
User avatar #133 - myjeren (03/24/2014) [-]
I see your point. Oldman is very transformative, but that doesn't make him the best. I'm not denying his acting prowess, but I think there are plenty of other better actors out there:
Leo:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf_toKBYCl4
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9GR6wvoPOY
Joaquin:
At around 4:38 www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZbzgA2xGIk#t=261
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n5muEWaE_Q


To name a few.
#2 - Yeah it is overhyped but I think it is a better place that wha… 03/23/2014 on On /b/ and fj 0
#94 - Ah that explains it. Most of your favorites are movies that ha…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Miss his acting so much -1
User avatar #98 - myjeren (03/23/2014) [-]
DDay is great in There Will Be Blood, but no Joker.

And none of the films I listed were overhyped. Pulp Fiction is Tarantino's best. Drive is a masterpiece. Her was the best film of last year.
Don't claim that my love of modern film makes me shallow.
Who do you think gave the best performance of all time?
User avatar #102 - bjorntheberserk (03/23/2014) [-]
It is hard to say who gave the best performance but I can give you a list of actors who I think are the greatest.

Toshiro Mifune (Japanese actor known for his work with director Akira Kurosawa)
Max Von Sydow (His work with Ingmar Bergman is legendary)
Daniel Day Lewis (No explanation needed).
Gary Oldman (he literally becomes every role)
Robert De Niro (Especially for his earlier works like Mean Streets, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, Godfather II. Even his role in Cape Fear was brilliant. Goodfellas was what he most famous for but he was really good in it. Also King of Comedy).

User avatar #125 - myjeren (03/23/2014) [-]
Gary Oldman is good, but no where near the best.
I'd say that actors who are consistently great are ones like Joaquin Phoenix, Daniel Day-Lewis, Leonardo DiCaprio (mainly for his work in Gilbert Grape and The Aviator). These are the ones that immediately come to mind. Phillip Seymour Hoffman was great, too. The actor that is consistently the best is probably DDay, with Joaquin following in close second. I admire the work of Nicholson and DeNiro [insert all of the legendary actors here], but the versatility offered in modern filmmaking (There Will Be Blood, Her, etc.) showcase their talent more-- which is why I tend to lean toward the present day greats.
User avatar #128 - bjorntheberserk (03/23/2014) [-]
Present day actors pale in comparison. They are just standing on shoulders of giants. And Gary Oldman is one of the best none of his characters sound or even look the same. Most Gary Oldman movies I watch I forget that he is Gary Oldman. Cannot say the same for Leonardo Dicaprio though most movies I watched with him I am always reminded that he is Leonardo Dicaprio.
User avatar #131 - myjeren (03/24/2014) [-]
Leo has the same look in a lot of his films since he hasn't done any truly tranformative movies yet. We should look at the variety and quality of his acting instead. In 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape' he is mentally retarded, and plays it like DDay in 'My Left Foot' (even though those were two different diseases). He did a great job as Howard Hughes. Blew it out of the park with The Wolf of Wall Street and had several other great performances like Blood Diamond and The Departed. I haven't seen too much of Gary Oldman, only Harry Potter and The Dark Knight (if I remember correctly). But there are plenty of other actors who deserve recognition before him, like Joaquin.
User avatar #132 - bjorntheberserk (03/24/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hugJ3c2LlI and www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzf-PljDv1A If you watch this you will change your tune about Oldman.
User avatar #133 - myjeren (03/24/2014) [-]
I see your point. Oldman is very transformative, but that doesn't make him the best. I'm not denying his acting prowess, but I think there are plenty of other better actors out there:
Leo:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf_toKBYCl4
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9GR6wvoPOY
Joaquin:
At around 4:38 www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZbzgA2xGIk#t=261
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n5muEWaE_Q


To name a few.
#85 - "Greatest acting of all time" Says the pleb. Serious…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Miss his acting so much 0
User avatar #93 - myjeren (03/23/2014) [-]
Some of my favorite films include:
-Drive
-Her
-There Will Be Blood
-Pulp Fiction
To name a few. And name someone who was better.
User avatar #94 - bjorntheberserk (03/23/2014) [-]
Ah that explains it. Most of your favorites are movies that have been produced more recently also been overhyped.

There will be Blood is the only one in your list that I can agree being a great movie. Which is odd because Daniel Day Lewis is actually a great modern day actor with scores of great movies and acting roles under his belt but yet you choose Heath Ledger's portrayal as joker as the "Greatest acting of all time."
User avatar #98 - myjeren (03/23/2014) [-]
DDay is great in There Will Be Blood, but no Joker.

And none of the films I listed were overhyped. Pulp Fiction is Tarantino's best. Drive is a masterpiece. Her was the best film of last year.
Don't claim that my love of modern film makes me shallow.
Who do you think gave the best performance of all time?
User avatar #102 - bjorntheberserk (03/23/2014) [-]
It is hard to say who gave the best performance but I can give you a list of actors who I think are the greatest.

Toshiro Mifune (Japanese actor known for his work with director Akira Kurosawa)
Max Von Sydow (His work with Ingmar Bergman is legendary)
Daniel Day Lewis (No explanation needed).
Gary Oldman (he literally becomes every role)
Robert De Niro (Especially for his earlier works like Mean Streets, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, Godfather II. Even his role in Cape Fear was brilliant. Goodfellas was what he most famous for but he was really good in it. Also King of Comedy).

User avatar #125 - myjeren (03/23/2014) [-]
Gary Oldman is good, but no where near the best.
I'd say that actors who are consistently great are ones like Joaquin Phoenix, Daniel Day-Lewis, Leonardo DiCaprio (mainly for his work in Gilbert Grape and The Aviator). These are the ones that immediately come to mind. Phillip Seymour Hoffman was great, too. The actor that is consistently the best is probably DDay, with Joaquin following in close second. I admire the work of Nicholson and DeNiro [insert all of the legendary actors here], but the versatility offered in modern filmmaking (There Will Be Blood, Her, etc.) showcase their talent more-- which is why I tend to lean toward the present day greats.
User avatar #128 - bjorntheberserk (03/23/2014) [-]
Present day actors pale in comparison. They are just standing on shoulders of giants. And Gary Oldman is one of the best none of his characters sound or even look the same. Most Gary Oldman movies I watch I forget that he is Gary Oldman. Cannot say the same for Leonardo Dicaprio though most movies I watched with him I am always reminded that he is Leonardo Dicaprio.
User avatar #131 - myjeren (03/24/2014) [-]
Leo has the same look in a lot of his films since he hasn't done any truly tranformative movies yet. We should look at the variety and quality of his acting instead. In 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape' he is mentally retarded, and plays it like DDay in 'My Left Foot' (even though those were two different diseases). He did a great job as Howard Hughes. Blew it out of the park with The Wolf of Wall Street and had several other great performances like Blood Diamond and The Departed. I haven't seen too much of Gary Oldman, only Harry Potter and The Dark Knight (if I remember correctly). But there are plenty of other actors who deserve recognition before him, like Joaquin.
User avatar #132 - bjorntheberserk (03/24/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hugJ3c2LlI and www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzf-PljDv1A If you watch this you will change your tune about Oldman.
User avatar #133 - myjeren (03/24/2014) [-]
I see your point. Oldman is very transformative, but that doesn't make him the best. I'm not denying his acting prowess, but I think there are plenty of other better actors out there:
Leo:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf_toKBYCl4
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9GR6wvoPOY
Joaquin:
At around 4:38 www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZbzgA2xGIk#t=261
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n5muEWaE_Q


To name a few.
#150 - I have had teachers who gave out bonus points if you found err… 03/20/2014 on Let the butthurt flow... 0
#40 - I dislike Tumblr and Fedora Euphorics if that helps!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on Euphoric 0
User avatar #41 - majormayor (03/20/2014) [-]
It helps to feel superior to them all!
#5 - Hate* Yeah sorry got a new keyboard yesterday it is tiny compa… 03/20/2014 on Tumblr Cringe what a surprise. 0
#2 - Nah dude just go on Tumblr that site is full of people like th…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2014 on Tumblr Cringe what a surprise. 0
User avatar #4 - chimpaflimp (03/20/2014) [-]
You hat Tumblr? Personally, I trousers it. I know about these kinds of people. This one, however, is the most retarded one. Judging from the "fat acceptance" thing, I'd say that they have quite literally taken the retard cake.
User avatar #5 - bjorntheberserk (03/20/2014) [-]
Hate* Yeah sorry got a new keyboard yesterday it is tiny compared to my previous one lolz.
#4 - You are a ******* troll. Because both parties need to s…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on INB4 Fedora 0
#7 - kulamia (03/21/2014) [-]
Alright dude, he was taking your side in that bit. Calm down.
#2 - Yeah you try getting her to sign it. "Why should I sign i…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/20/2014 on INB4 Fedora +4
User avatar #6 - tzukaza (03/20/2014) [-]
"cause i never trust anyone 100% "
#3 - Common Pepe (03/20/2014) [-]
You sign it, not her.
Please learn to read.
User avatar #5 - tzukaza (03/20/2014) [-]
both have to agree on it
User avatar #4 - bjorntheberserk (03/20/2014) [-]
You are a fucking troll. Because both parties need to sign it, dipshit. It is called a prenuptial agreement. You would know that if you weren't 12.
#7 - kulamia (03/21/2014) [-]
Alright dude, he was taking your side in that bit. Calm down.
#9 - His revenge 03/20/2014 on Dirty Kangaroo 0
#1 - Don't trigger me, bro. 03/19/2014 on Euphoric +31

items

Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2200
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#4 - redfummer (03/16/2014) [-]
are you retarded or just a run of the mill ****** ?
User avatar #5 to #4 - bjorntheberserk (03/16/2014) [-]
Please tell me what comment I made that offended you. I want to know and bask in the reason for your butthurt.
User avatar #2 - konradkurze (03/16/2014) [-]
youre an asshole
User avatar #3 to #2 - bjorntheberserk (03/16/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #1 - vladstronsy (01/13/2014) [-]
You arrive in the next update, welcome to the club.

www.funnyjunk.com/The+Ring+Introduction/funny-pictures/4972627
 Friends (0)