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bjornkrage

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Personal Info
Age: 115
Facebook Profile: No
Youtube Channel: Absolutely not
Steam Profile: PM me and we'll see
Consoles Owned: i don't even use them
Video Games Played: i have 200 games on steam, come on.
X-box Gamertag: xbox live is too expensive :arro
PSN: see above
Interests: http://i.imgur.com/maXZ32w.png
Date Signed Up:3/05/2011
Last Login:1/11/2016
Location:Somewhere on earth i think
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#17
Comment Ranking:#335
Highest Content Rank:#15
Highest Comment Rank:#50
Content Thumbs: 110445 total,  115134 ,  4689
Comment Thumbs: 44959 total,  48098 ,  3139
Content Level Progress: 36.8% (368/1000)
Level 282 Content: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 283 Content: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Comment Level Progress: 63.7% (637/1000)
Level 333 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:79
Content Views:4136339
Times Content Favorited:7704 times
Total Comments Made:5545
FJ Points:115931
Favorite Tags: me irl (10) | black (3) | ebony (2) | is (2) | tweets (2)
Some guy with a life boring enough to upload stupid memes so i'll get some kind of recognition on this site.

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    Comments: 16
    Favorites: 3
    Uploaded: 06/13/11
    batman batman
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    Uploaded: 05/01/11
    SHAMEFUL SHAMEFUL
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    Uploaded: 04/21/15
    EAT SHIT EAT SHIT

latest user's comments

#119 - so how many times can i press each button, besides the yellow? 14 hours ago on Chose a button 0
#22 - So you get to be a manlet for 90 years :^) 14 hours ago on Anon won the genetic lottery 0
#30 - Picture 14 hours ago on My people need me +1
#84 - wow Guyana tho, South Korea git gud 14 hours ago on South Korea Strikes Back +11
#109 - selvfølgelig 17 hours ago on Douchebag +1
#107 - Dank som altid, min mand.  [+] (2 new replies) 17 hours ago on Douchebag +3
#108 - itsthetie (17 hours ago) [-]
Takker mange gange champ. Keep them black tweets comin'
#109 - bjornkrage (17 hours ago) [-]
selvfølgelig
#46 - **** , you fukken got me m8 01/10/2016 on bjornkrage's profile 0
#1 - Mentions: theoldfritz froot creepydudewatching ikweetnietmeer …  [+] (11 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Black tweets comp 37: back... +44
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#90 - mechgeek (20 hours ago) [-]
Add me in to this sheit bruv
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#84 - herbolifee (21 hours ago) [-]
Pls give me black twatter notifications. I live for black twatter.
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#68 - evilpotato (01/11/2016) [-]
Mention please
#67 - Eichimaru (01/11/2016) [-]
**Eichimaru used "*roll picture*"**
**Eichimaru rolled image** Add me to that mentions list, fam
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#7 - tittylovin (01/10/2016) [-]
Spoiler that shit retard.
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#25 - alfonshister (01/11/2016) [-]
was the insult necessary?

Learn to control your agressive urges
#28 - tittylovin (01/11/2016) [-]
Sorry for triggering you
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#29 - alfonshister (01/11/2016) [-]
Nice strawman

are you seriously justifying needlessly being rude?
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#50 - tittylovin (01/11/2016) [-]
No, because I don't have to. I'm sorry about your retarded family member tho. Should have aborted it before you got attached.
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#51 - alfonshister (01/11/2016) [-]
Congratulations on your manners bro.
#52 - tittylovin (01/11/2016) [-]
Thanks fam
#70 - **bjornkrage used "*roll picture*"** **bjornkrage rolled i…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Swedish porn +4
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#146 - notsohappygamer (01/10/2016) [-]
is that the blackest man alive?
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#106 - krobeles (01/10/2016) [-]
Think you meant to type "Sweden" with that roll there...
#160 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
oops
#161 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
"In the country that brings the most visitors to Pornhub, search terms like “black,” “step mom and son” and “threesome” are searched for proportionally more than anywhere else around the globe."
#165 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Also, United Kingdoms top relative search is hilarious. Chavs are apparently sexy.
#67 - HOT BEAR ON BEAR ACTION IN CAGE, ONLY ONE PERSON WALKS OUT 01/10/2016 on Oh, just petting my bear +6

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User avatar #29 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
stickied by bjornkrage
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
#45 - mobilebull (01/10/2016) [-]
**mobilebull used "*roll picture*"**
**mobilebull rolled image** I know your secret.
User avatar #46 to #45 - bjornkrage (01/10/2016) [-]
**** , you fukken got me m8
#44 - tarabostes (12/28/2015) [-]
Y u rage tho?
#34 - riffz (12/14/2015) [-]
Just some edits you can use for your compilations!
Keep up the good work!
User avatar #39 to #34 - bjornkrage (12/14/2015) [-]
Neat.
User avatar #30 - tsuyu ONLINE (11/13/2015) [-]
Happy birthday, bitch
User avatar #31 to #30 - bjornkrage (11/13/2015) [-]
thanks mane. It's actually first on sunday, but i appreciate it nonetheless
User avatar #32 to #31 - tsuyu ONLINE (11/13/2015) [-]
Have a good one then <3
User avatar #33 to #32 - bjornkrage (11/13/2015) [-]
i will, ty bae
#23 - bjornkrage (10/16/2015) [-]
darkroa
garymuthafuknoak
anonymous
User avatar #25 to #23 - darkroa (10/16/2015) [-]
Wut
User avatar #24 to #23 - garymuthafuknoak (10/16/2015) [-]
bby

I just keep sseing you on front page so I had to see whats up, but apparently your profile is eye socket burning
User avatar #26 to #24 - bjornkrage (10/16/2015) [-]
why you gotta hate on purple mane?
User avatar #27 to #26 - darkroa (10/16/2015) [-]
It's not purplexing
#20 - Sperit (10/14/2015) [-]
wanna go out?
User avatar #41 to #20 - tarabostes (12/28/2015) [-]
Wanna WAKE UP?
#21 to #20 - bjornkrage (10/14/2015) [-]
hey man i ain't gay

yes of course, i don't even know why you bothered asking
User avatar #22 to #21 - Sperit (10/14/2015) [-]
that web m was the worst
User avatar #19 - neppy (04/19/2015) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
User avatar #42 to #19 - tarabostes (12/28/2015) [-]
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
User avatar #18 to #18 - bjornkrage (04/08/2015) [-]
buscemieveryday u r ****** perfect m8.

you're a flower. you're also a rainbow and a river. you are the manifestation of all perfection and i want to i don't ******* know. i want this to not sound gay, but you are ******* perfect, buscemieveryday.

ty for listening
User avatar #16 - murrlogic (02/21/2015) [-]
Kek la Kek
#14 - chintok (05/13/2014) [-]
Boku no chintok
#8 to #7 - hellscythe (10/28/2013) [-]
im tenryuu im not moe im scary
#10 to #9 - hellscythe (10/28/2013) [-]
ok ima kill you now
#11 to #10 - bjornkrage (10/28/2013) [-]
come get me
come get me
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User avatar #1 - RobotSox **User deleted account** (05/14/2011) [-]
Hiya! I can assure you I'm a very nice person!
Haha, and I'm real!
I don't have many people on fj as friend so there was no point trying to post anything!
I hope you can realise I'm not an asshole :)
xxx
User avatar #2 to #1 - bjornkrage (05/14/2011) [-]
i really dont know why you had to leave that as a comment on my profile but whatever
User avatar #3 to #2 - RobotSox **User deleted account** (05/14/2011) [-]
I'm only trying to be kind :)
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