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Date Signed Up:6/21/2012
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#486 - **bjorngrim used "*roll picture*"** **bjorngrim rolled image ** 07/27/2016 on Roll for next President 0
#521 - **bjorngrim used "*roll picture*"** **bjorngrim rolled image ** 07/27/2016 on Roll for your new girlfriend 0
#2 - Pandas are literally retarded. I don't understand why we focu…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/22/2016 on Wanna go out on a date? +46
#15 - celestiusnexus (07/23/2016) [-]
People would rather see cute and fluffy pandas protected from endangerment than the ugly, taken-for-granted keystone species.
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#12 - cantfindausername (07/23/2016) [-]
Jim Jefferies  Indignado con los pandas You'll like this.
#9 - leblueeagle (07/23/2016) [-]
#14 - cantfindausername (07/23/2016) [-]
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#7 - buckymcbadbait (07/23/2016) [-]
same reason we try to force tards to go to school, even though they will never be able to be good at any job whatsoever
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#4 - pirateseatcarrots (07/22/2016) [-]
One time my friend and I discussed how something didn't make sense to be on earth. Mosquitoes and the sort and we got to Pandas and he said:"no man you see we have to care of Pandas. Cause y'know they could be a test from God or some shit maybe when the last one dies its Armageddon times y'know?"
#8 - funpunk (07/23/2016) [-]
I mean, we don't know he's wrong.
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#6 - cdsams (07/23/2016) [-]
Mosquitoes have a very specific reason to exist. A good portion of the world's ecosystems depend on them like kryl.
#3 - zythaxx (07/22/2016) [-]
They have a rare genetic trait upon which we humans place a great deal of value.
They are cute as all hell. Especially when doing what you spoilered.
#65 - They can move diagonally if they want.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2016 on Black Tweets Comp BLM Edition +1
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#66 - rockamekishiko (07/21/2016) [-]
oh fuck
#55 - No, they're the missionaries for the LDS. We have bishops and…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2016 on Black Tweets Comp BLM Edition +1
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#64 - rockamekishiko (07/20/2016) [-]
What kind of abilities does one gain from achieving bishop level?
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#65 - bjorngrim (07/20/2016) [-]
They can move diagonally if they want.
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#66 - rockamekishiko (07/21/2016) [-]
oh fuck
#20 - Mormon Church helped out my family in a time of need. It was …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2016 on Black Tweets Comp BLM Edition +8
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#22 - dudemiesterman (07/19/2016) [-]
Fair enough, I do respect that some Mormons do a lot of good in the world.
#27 - thefjburninator (07/19/2016) [-]
Another Mormon here. The bit about the food and rent is incredibly helpful, as when both my parents were out of work they provided enough groceries every month to feed our family of 12 (we fit the stereotype of Mormons having tons of kids). Most Mormons you find will be rather kind and the few in exception aren't usually too bad
#6 - Those are Mormon elders. Not Jehova's Witnesses. Mormon Here  [+] (15 new replies) 07/19/2016 on Black Tweets Comp BLM Edition +39
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#61 - dangler (07/19/2016) [-]
Bet you an Elder Cunningham lookin' nigga
#37 - anon (07/19/2016) [-]
Fuck you and your Baptism for the Dead bullshit.

If you don't know what that is, it means these cocksuckers can go to your grave after you die and make you a part of the church against your consent and without telling anyone. They did it to a bunch of holocaust survivors yeah yeah, didn't happen/ muh 6 million and whatever the fuck and that douchebag romney did it to his staunchly atheist father in law out of spite.
#43 - anon (07/19/2016) [-]
Nice. I'm Mormon and there is a church policy against using any names from the holocaust. Calm down anyway. And if it's a family member we have to have the next of kin consent. Like if your dad died we would have to get the spouses permission and any kids. And anyone else down the line till they are dead for over 100 years
#49 - anon (07/19/2016) [-]
Except that "family member" shit only came into effect recently after the debacle with the holocaust victims mixed it up with survivors, making you guys even bigger cocksuckers and even if they're related to you crazy cunts they still may not share your views and resent you for it.
#38 - anon (07/19/2016) [-]
And if Islam allowed that shit we would've probably launched that crusade you guys have been circlejerking for already.
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#35 - rockamekishiko (07/19/2016) [-]
Are the 'elders' the highest level of mormon?
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#55 - bjorngrim (07/19/2016) [-]
No, they're the missionaries for the LDS. We have bishops and stuff too.
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#64 - rockamekishiko (07/20/2016) [-]
What kind of abilities does one gain from achieving bishop level?
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#65 - bjorngrim (07/20/2016) [-]
They can move diagonally if they want.
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#66 - rockamekishiko (07/21/2016) [-]
oh fuck
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#11 - dudemiesterman (07/19/2016) [-]
Can I ask, purely out of curiosity, why Mormonism? I mean I don't mean to be rude but the stories are pretty off the wall. Granted so is the bible but shit they were established when all that crazy shit made sense to people.
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#20 - bjorngrim (07/19/2016) [-]
Mormon Church helped out my family in a time of need. It was kinda our sanctuary since my family was homeless for a bit. They paid our rent and gave us food and a sense of hope for the future. A lot of mainstream Mormons don't believe that space Jesus shit or polygamy but every sect has their fair share of whack jobs.
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#22 - dudemiesterman (07/19/2016) [-]
Fair enough, I do respect that some Mormons do a lot of good in the world.
#27 - thefjburninator (07/19/2016) [-]
Another Mormon here. The bit about the food and rent is incredibly helpful, as when both my parents were out of work they provided enough groceries every month to feed our family of 12 (we fit the stereotype of Mormons having tons of kids). Most Mormons you find will be rather kind and the few in exception aren't usually too bad
#12 - anon (07/19/2016) [-]
mormons are usually born into mormonism, it isn't that different from the rest of christianity having shorn off the odder parts of the religion such as polygamy, though they're still heretics. Blasphemers, admit the pope is god's man on earth!
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#14 - ORIGINAL R I G I N A L 07/16/2016 on Well..... ok then 0
#1028 - **bjorngrim used "*roll picture*"** **bjorngrim rolled image ** 07/16/2016 on We're having a coup 0