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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:12/03/2011
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Location:Osaka Japan
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my name is Anya, I'm 24 years young and I'm currently working as an English language teacher to elementary students in Japan.

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#145 - The infatuation with uniforms here is almost mind boggling so …  [+] (10 new replies) 12/10/2013 on nigahiga +1
User avatar #147 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/10/2013) [-]
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Yeah, I learned that if you wanted to go five feet without being trampled by paperwork brides, dont wear your ACU off base.
User avatar #152 - deficiency (12/10/2013) [-]
Bang
#192 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/10/2013) [-]
Was the comment really necessary? Ban me sure, no need to be a shit lord about it.
User avatar #216 - deficiency (12/10/2013) [-]
i'm only kidding, it's nothing personal ♥
#219 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/10/2013) [-]
I want to forgive you, but I just cant find it in my heart.
User avatar #220 - deficiency (12/10/2013) [-]
but bbe i can change~
#221 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/10/2013) [-]
Can you? Can you really?
#293 - tentaquil (12/10/2013) [-]
source?
User avatar #405 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/10/2013) [-]
I wish I knew.
User avatar #236 - deficiency (12/10/2013) [-]
Mhmmm
#144 - I'm qualified to teach elementary through high school but they…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/10/2013 on nigahiga 0
User avatar #148 - impaledsandwich (12/10/2013) [-]
Well I was one of those assholes not too long ago, so I feel for you regardless. You don't happen to actually be Japanese, do you?
#154 - bizengaust (12/10/2013) [-]
No I'm russian american actually (parents russian born in america). I work through a program that stations people in different places to teach introduce to them the english language which I did for about two years before becoming a fully fledged regular boring everyday kind of teacher. I decided on japan because I took four years of it in high school and continued to take it in college while I got my teaching degree.
User avatar #155 - impaledsandwich (12/10/2013) [-]
All of that is really cool. I've been thinking of learning Japanese in addition to the questionable amounts of Italian, Latin, and Mandarin I know. I've heard it's hard as hell to learn, though. Is that true?
User avatar #158 - bizengaust (12/10/2013) [-]
Speaking Japanese isn't so hard especially when you finally put yourself in the setting (slang took alot of time though) it's mostly the writing of kanji and all the characters you have to learn. Like anything it takes time,dedication, and a passion for what your doing.
User avatar #159 - impaledsandwich (12/10/2013) [-]
Cool, I think I'll look into it when I can. Language is my shit, so it should be fun. This has been quite informative. I think this is the part where one of us calls the other a faggot so that we have a properly shitty conversation.
#162 - bizengaust (12/10/2013) [-]
education keeps things classy.
User avatar #164 - impaledsandwich (12/10/2013) [-]
Shit yeah it does.

Faggot.
#153 - bizengaust has deleted their comment.
#135 - It's more like their afraid that it takes away their focus fro…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/10/2013 on nigahiga 0
User avatar #141 - impaledsandwich (12/10/2013) [-]
Alright, I see now. It's definitely not productive to read while the teacher is teaching, even if it's All Quiet on the Western Front and you're at the really suspenseful part in the shell crater. It seems a little excessive, but I get the reasoning behind it. How old are your students?
User avatar #144 - bizengaust (12/10/2013) [-]
I'm qualified to teach elementary through high school but they currently have me at a junior high so I teach children that range from thirteen through fifteen. People warned me this was the worst age group to teach at here next to high school but honestly I think my kids are great.
User avatar #148 - impaledsandwich (12/10/2013) [-]
Well I was one of those assholes not too long ago, so I feel for you regardless. You don't happen to actually be Japanese, do you?
#154 - bizengaust (12/10/2013) [-]
No I'm russian american actually (parents russian born in america). I work through a program that stations people in different places to teach introduce to them the english language which I did for about two years before becoming a fully fledged regular boring everyday kind of teacher. I decided on japan because I took four years of it in high school and continued to take it in college while I got my teaching degree.
User avatar #155 - impaledsandwich (12/10/2013) [-]
All of that is really cool. I've been thinking of learning Japanese in addition to the questionable amounts of Italian, Latin, and Mandarin I know. I've heard it's hard as hell to learn, though. Is that true?
User avatar #158 - bizengaust (12/10/2013) [-]
Speaking Japanese isn't so hard especially when you finally put yourself in the setting (slang took alot of time though) it's mostly the writing of kanji and all the characters you have to learn. Like anything it takes time,dedication, and a passion for what your doing.
User avatar #159 - impaledsandwich (12/10/2013) [-]
Cool, I think I'll look into it when I can. Language is my shit, so it should be fun. This has been quite informative. I think this is the part where one of us calls the other a faggot so that we have a properly shitty conversation.
#162 - bizengaust (12/10/2013) [-]
education keeps things classy.
User avatar #164 - impaledsandwich (12/10/2013) [-]
Shit yeah it does.

Faggot.
#153 - bizengaust has deleted their comment.
#109 - Thankfully I've never encountered anything like that despite t…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/10/2013 on nigahiga 0
#114 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/10/2013) [-]
The fact I am army didnt help either. Not sure if you are familiar with the term uniform chaser or not, but holy fuck, there was alot of them.
#145 - bizengaust (12/10/2013) [-]
The infatuation with uniforms here is almost mind boggling so I know it pretty well. I remember working with a teacher who kept insisting I would look amazing in the school uniform (which is a dark blue sailor fuku) and would remind me this on a daily basis. I was so happy when he got sent to another school. Picture is literally my face when he'd bring it up in front of my students.
User avatar #147 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/10/2013) [-]
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Yeah, I learned that if you wanted to go five feet without being trampled by paperwork brides, dont wear your ACU off base.
User avatar #152 - deficiency (12/10/2013) [-]
Bang
#192 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/10/2013) [-]
Was the comment really necessary? Ban me sure, no need to be a shit lord about it.
User avatar #216 - deficiency (12/10/2013) [-]
i'm only kidding, it's nothing personal ♥
#219 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/10/2013) [-]
I want to forgive you, but I just cant find it in my heart.
User avatar #220 - deficiency (12/10/2013) [-]
but bbe i can change~
#221 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/10/2013) [-]
Can you? Can you really?
#293 - tentaquil (12/10/2013) [-]
source?
User avatar #405 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/10/2013) [-]
I wish I knew.
User avatar #236 - deficiency (12/10/2013) [-]
Mhmmm
#75 - I teach at a school in Osaka and one of the rules they have is…  [+] (31 new replies) 12/10/2013 on nigahiga +7
User avatar #110 - impaledsandwich (12/10/2013) [-]
I don't get it, why do you have to take their stuff? Is it really that distracting, or "inappropriate?"
#135 - bizengaust (12/10/2013) [-]
It's more like their afraid that it takes away their focus from their schoolwork which is considered the highest of priorities and because their aware that some of them have risque themes to them. I remember the first year I started working there along with the codes of conduct I had to follow they gave me a neatly printed list of certain mangas and animes that were deemed "too lewd" to keep an eye out for. I don't care much myself if they have them just as long as they don't read them during my lectures.
User avatar #141 - impaledsandwich (12/10/2013) [-]
Alright, I see now. It's definitely not productive to read while the teacher is teaching, even if it's All Quiet on the Western Front and you're at the really suspenseful part in the shell crater. It seems a little excessive, but I get the reasoning behind it. How old are your students?
User avatar #144 - bizengaust (12/10/2013) [-]
I'm qualified to teach elementary through high school but they currently have me at a junior high so I teach children that range from thirteen through fifteen. People warned me this was the worst age group to teach at here next to high school but honestly I think my kids are great.
User avatar #148 - impaledsandwich (12/10/2013) [-]
Well I was one of those assholes not too long ago, so I feel for you regardless. You don't happen to actually be Japanese, do you?
#154 - bizengaust (12/10/2013) [-]
No I'm russian american actually (parents russian born in america). I work through a program that stations people in different places to teach introduce to them the english language which I did for about two years before becoming a fully fledged regular boring everyday kind of teacher. I decided on japan because I took four years of it in high school and continued to take it in college while I got my teaching degree.
User avatar #155 - impaledsandwich (12/10/2013) [-]
All of that is really cool. I've been thinking of learning Japanese in addition to the questionable amounts of Italian, Latin, and Mandarin I know. I've heard it's hard as hell to learn, though. Is that true?
User avatar #158 - bizengaust (12/10/2013) [-]
Speaking Japanese isn't so hard especially when you finally put yourself in the setting (slang took alot of time though) it's mostly the writing of kanji and all the characters you have to learn. Like anything it takes time,dedication, and a passion for what your doing.
User avatar #159 - impaledsandwich (12/10/2013) [-]
Cool, I think I'll look into it when I can. Language is my shit, so it should be fun. This has been quite informative. I think this is the part where one of us calls the other a faggot so that we have a properly shitty conversation.
#162 - bizengaust (12/10/2013) [-]
education keeps things classy.
User avatar #164 - impaledsandwich (12/10/2013) [-]
Shit yeah it does.

Faggot.
#153 - bizengaust has deleted their comment.
User avatar #117 - dyllygaf (12/10/2013) [-]
It's like when a kid is playing gameboy or dicking around on their phone in class, it's distracting so it gets taken away til the end of the class period at least.

Gotta remember, they are still kids and will be treated as such
User avatar #121 - impaledsandwich (12/10/2013) [-]
That does make sense. How old are these kids?
User avatar #126 - dyllygaf (12/10/2013) [-]
Uhhh, I dunno, I'm not the teacher lol I was just making a comparison
User avatar #130 - impaledsandwich (12/10/2013) [-]
Aw shit, that's the second time in half an hour I've forgotten how to read names. Sorry.
User avatar #133 - dyllygaf (12/10/2013) [-]
No worries, it happens, I almost never look at names haha
#93 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/10/2013) [-]
I remember visiting a cousin in japan, went to go pick him up at his school and it was a no pants day or sumshit. I felt like I should have been arrested for just entering the building.
#109 - bizengaust (12/10/2013) [-]
Thankfully I've never encountered anything like that despite the different holidays and traditions they have here that range from interesting to what the fuck is going on here but I have had students that had a fascination with lifting up skirts which is why I only wear pants or skirts that go down to my ankles to work.
#114 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/10/2013) [-]
The fact I am army didnt help either. Not sure if you are familiar with the term uniform chaser or not, but holy fuck, there was alot of them.
#145 - bizengaust (12/10/2013) [-]
The infatuation with uniforms here is almost mind boggling so I know it pretty well. I remember working with a teacher who kept insisting I would look amazing in the school uniform (which is a dark blue sailor fuku) and would remind me this on a daily basis. I was so happy when he got sent to another school. Picture is literally my face when he'd bring it up in front of my students.
User avatar #147 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/10/2013) [-]
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Yeah, I learned that if you wanted to go five feet without being trampled by paperwork brides, dont wear your ACU off base.
User avatar #152 - deficiency (12/10/2013) [-]
Bang
#192 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/10/2013) [-]
Was the comment really necessary? Ban me sure, no need to be a shit lord about it.
User avatar #216 - deficiency (12/10/2013) [-]
i'm only kidding, it's nothing personal ♥
#219 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/10/2013) [-]
I want to forgive you, but I just cant find it in my heart.
User avatar #220 - deficiency (12/10/2013) [-]
but bbe i can change~
#221 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/10/2013) [-]
Can you? Can you really?
#293 - tentaquil (12/10/2013) [-]
source?
User avatar #405 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/10/2013) [-]
I wish I knew.
User avatar #236 - deficiency (12/10/2013) [-]
Mhmmm
#20 - When I was in my last year of college I worked as a shift mana…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2013 on Black Friday Emergency... +9
#61 - iftheshoefits (12/01/2013) [-]
you should have sent that lady to the back of the line
#17 - I'm sorry all I saw were kitties....I'm a little ashamed 11/09/2013 on How I see goverment +3
#30 - Working at a kindergarten I know these conversations all to well. 11/09/2013 on I'm not good at titles.... 0
#48 - One must keep in mind to that both stories are written for dif… 11/09/2013 on Harry potter 0
#135 - feel my rage 11/09/2013 on I am the one who laughs 0
#134 - I remember watching the first few episodes when it first came … 11/09/2013 on I am the one who laughs 0
#76 - I'm trying really hard to find some good in it myself simply b… 09/15/2013 on Lots of R34 for this book +1
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#667 - Somehow I knew I was wrong after I posted it but I didn't thin… 09/15/2013 on Three minutes put Hollywood... +1
#662 - I'm sorry it's late I can't spell.....there is no excuse for me.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2013 on Three minutes put Hollywood... +1
#664 - sinisterz (09/15/2013) [-]
people kept calling Thailand Taiwan
i'm sad
User avatar #667 - bizengaust (09/15/2013) [-]
Somehow I knew I was wrong after I posted it but I didn't think to delete it fix my faux pas. I'll remember this next time.
#658 - not many things make me tear up but....damn it Taiwan....  [+] (4 new replies) 09/15/2013 on Three minutes put Hollywood... -2
#661 - sinisterz (09/15/2013) [-]
GODDAMMIT It's Thailand
#662 - bizengaust (09/15/2013) [-]
I'm sorry it's late I can't spell.....there is no excuse for me.
#664 - sinisterz (09/15/2013) [-]
people kept calling Thailand Taiwan
i'm sad
User avatar #667 - bizengaust (09/15/2013) [-]
Somehow I knew I was wrong after I posted it but I didn't think to delete it fix my faux pas. I'll remember this next time.
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#12 - Seeing how he's gone from where he was to where he is now make… 05/01/2013 on Robert Downey Jr +15
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#1 - torchrose (02/28/2012) [-]
So how about losing that profile-comments virginity?
So how about losing that profile-comments virginity?
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