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Gender: female
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:12/03/2011
Last Login:7/24/2014
Location:Osaka Japan
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My name is Anya, I'm 24 years young and I'm currently working as an English language instructor for an elementary school in Osaka Japan. Before anyone asks my life is nothing like an anime, except for the school girls. Everything you've heard is real.

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#1357 - our families are too traditional to do the internet option or … 6 hours ago on Feels/depression thread 0
#1356 - If you can assume that because I'm in Japan I'm a weaboo then …  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Feels/depression thread 0
User avatar #1463 - buttholee (32 minutes ago) [-]
It was a joke. Because you are marrying a Japanese girl. I was going to post a picture of one of those anime girl pillows, but I coulldn't find one.

But yeah, it was a joke.
#78 - I'm always happy to be here on FJ whether I'm sharing facts ab… 15 hours ago on Just want to say something +1
#171 - I would love that honestly 16 hours ago on Feels/depression thread 0
#168 - It does. If push comes to shove i'll have to place an ultimatu…  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on Feels/depression thread 0
User avatar #201 - loops (16 hours ago) [-]
make the one that refuses to travel pay for the other family's tickets
#114 - I'm thinking more like Italy  [+] (2 new replies) 17 hours ago on Feels/depression thread 0
User avatar #142 - iyellatstuff (17 hours ago) [-]
what about Switzerland or Iceland? get married on a mountain or some shit
User avatar #171 - bizengaust (16 hours ago) [-]
I would love that honestly
#80 - If I had a lot of dollars or yen I totally would. I'd have a c…  [+] (7 new replies) 17 hours ago on Feels/depression thread +1
#127 - loops (17 hours ago) [-]
Do you know why both of them are so against the other? If you live in Japan, your family should go to Japan. If you live in Russia, your in-laws should go to Russia. Expenses do make things difficult though I'm sorry...
#168 - bizengaust (16 hours ago) [-]
It does. If push comes to shove i'll have to place an ultimatum and make one of them show up no matter what
User avatar #201 - loops (16 hours ago) [-]
make the one that refuses to travel pay for the other family's tickets
User avatar #105 - iyellatstuff (17 hours ago) [-]
Korea breh
User avatar #114 - bizengaust (17 hours ago) [-]
I'm thinking more like Italy
User avatar #142 - iyellatstuff (17 hours ago) [-]
what about Switzerland or Iceland? get married on a mountain or some shit
User avatar #171 - bizengaust (16 hours ago) [-]
I would love that honestly
#41 - My in laws are Japanese and my relatives, like myself, are Rus…  [+] (16 new replies) 17 hours ago on Feels/depression thread +6
#1335 - buttholee (6 hours ago) [-]
Maybe if you weren't a weaboo, you could've got married where ever you wanted.
#1356 - bizengaust (6 hours ago) [-]
If you can assume that because I'm in Japan I'm a weaboo then I guess I can assume that you're retarded
User avatar #1463 - buttholee (32 minutes ago) [-]
It was a joke. Because you are marrying a Japanese girl. I was going to post a picture of one of those anime girl pillows, but I coulldn't find one.

But yeah, it was a joke.
User avatar #1169 - owemiegawd (9 hours ago) [-]
i know it may sound silly but maybe you can get laptops and have you japanese inlaws go on skype and be at the wedding in russia through the medium of a computer screen.

i know stupid idea, please dont hate me
User avatar #1357 - bizengaust (6 hours ago) [-]
our families are too traditional to do the internet option or that would totally work
#511 - xnotcreative (15 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I can kinda understand how you feel.

I'm Korean and am getting engaged to a Russian cutie, and although our parents are on good terms, it's kind of awkward between the two of them.

Asians are more quiet and to themselves as to where Caucasians are more social and friendly. It's absolutely impossible to have the two sides mingle so my fiance and I are stuck in the same situation you are (just on a smaller scale)
#62 - theashenwhiteness (17 hours ago) [-]
Do it, you wimp
User avatar #56 - loops (17 hours ago) [-]
TWO WEDDINGS
#80 - bizengaust (17 hours ago) [-]
If I had a lot of dollars or yen I totally would. I'd have a court document and then do two separate weddings. Alas even as an english instructor I don't make a ton of money so it has to be one wedding. We both want our families there because family is so important to us both......I dunno man......shits difficult
#127 - loops (17 hours ago) [-]
Do you know why both of them are so against the other? If you live in Japan, your family should go to Japan. If you live in Russia, your in-laws should go to Russia. Expenses do make things difficult though I'm sorry...
#168 - bizengaust (16 hours ago) [-]
It does. If push comes to shove i'll have to place an ultimatum and make one of them show up no matter what
User avatar #201 - loops (16 hours ago) [-]
make the one that refuses to travel pay for the other family's tickets
User avatar #105 - iyellatstuff (17 hours ago) [-]
Korea breh
User avatar #114 - bizengaust (17 hours ago) [-]
I'm thinking more like Italy
User avatar #142 - iyellatstuff (17 hours ago) [-]
what about Switzerland or Iceland? get married on a mountain or some shit
User avatar #171 - bizengaust (16 hours ago) [-]
I would love that honestly
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#296 - bestfoxgirl (42 minutes ago) [-]
Is that Horo?
#70 - but....I only have firefox... seriously that would be bitchin  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on chrome fj notification... 0
User avatar #97 - skiskate (20 hours ago) [-]
try chrome.

is good

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#33 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
I'm here because I love your comps.

And to say hi.

User avatar #29 - freaxxshow (07/22/2014) [-]
Really love your comps, randompersonontheinternet

Just wanted to say that. Yea.

Based on your comps I'd be pretty much fucked in japan because they seem to be the fucking opposite of germany.
#30 to #29 - bizengaust (07/22/2014) [-]
Yes they are very different. You're from Germany? I spent a summer going around there when I was out of college. I went around Munich and Berlin. It was very lovely  also I love you're beer halls
Yes they are very different. You're from Germany? I spent a summer going around there when I was out of college. I went around Munich and Berlin. It was very lovely also I love you're beer halls
User avatar #31 to #30 - freaxxshow (07/22/2014) [-]
My family is from denmark, although I can't speak a single word danish and was there only once last year, but yea, I'm from germany, bavaria to be exact (If anyone tells you anything about beer and he isn't born in bavaria, chances are he's lying)
User avatar #32 to #31 - freaxxshow (07/22/2014) [-]
You shouldve gone to cologne, THAT is a great city. In my opinion anyways.
User avatar #28 - xombiemike ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
I think your life might be my wife's dream.
#25 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
こんにちは, random Japan-interested anon here. I really liked you're comps about Japan and I was wondering about something. When I went to Osaka 2 years ago, I was really shocked that there were hardly any free wi-fi spots anywhere (which doubled when I found out there weren't any at McDonalds or Starbucks either). Did you have a similar reaction when you first moved to Japan?

P.S. Could you include vending machines in a future comp? I'm still a little confused as to why they seemed to have one at every block.
#27 to #25 - bizengaust (07/15/2014) [-]
I was at first yes, especially in the cities where you'd think it would be all over the place. The reason for this though is because they have special wi fi cafes where people can go and use computers or a wi fi connection. They are pretty much cyber cafes. They also have book shops like this to. I plan on working the weird vending machines into a comp in the future. I just want to get enough photos of them together first.
#26 to #25 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
you're*
User avatar #23 - shinigamizak (07/04/2014) [-]
Hey! I just wanna say thanks for all the comps about Japan and daily life there. I'm very intersted in japanese culture and it's really interesting to hear from someone who lives there about it all! I'm looking forward to the next
#24 to #23 - bizengaust (07/06/2014) [-]
You're very very welcome. I hope to keep doing more in the future. So far I have two comps lined up and a few mini comps after  useful phrases and Q&A  Thanks for the support!!!
You're very very welcome. I hope to keep doing more in the future. So far I have two comps lined up and a few mini comps after useful phrases and Q&A Thanks for the support!!!
#22 - wingates (06/30/2014) [-]
a return token of our fiendship, my favorite gif)
a return token of our fiendship, my favorite gif)
User avatar #17 - krizz (06/26/2014) [-]
oy my m8 is in Osaka

what kind of subjects do you teach, and for what age gap of students?
#18 to #17 - bizengaust (06/27/2014) [-]
I teach elementary which is ages six through twelve. I also tutor Junior and high school from time to time
I teach elementary which is ages six through twelve. I also tutor Junior and high school from time to time
User avatar #21 to #18 - krizz (06/27/2014) [-]
oh

nvm then :|
#15 - anonymous (06/26/2014) [-]
I guess you watch anime as well? Loved the Myths and facts about Japan btw. Have this russian dub opening as a way of thanks for that post!! Neon Genesis Evangelion / OP (Nika Lenina Russian TV Version)
User avatar #16 to #15 - accidented (06/26/2014) [-]
annnnd I forgot to log in, so here have another song lol

Spice and Wolf / OP №1 (Nika Lenina & Ancord Russian Version)
#19 to #16 - bizengaust (06/27/2014) [-]
I will officially be downloading that song onto my Ipod. I do know some anime but not a lot I have a very limited knowledge but my students make sure to teach me what is popular. I read a lot of manga though when I was learning about Japanese culture in college though. Kaori Yuki is my favorite mangaka of all time. she did the Count Cain saga,Godchild,Angel Sanctuary,ect.
User avatar #20 to #19 - accidented (06/27/2014) [-]
Unfortunately I do less manga and more anime. Glad you enjoy'd some of NLenina's song. She does lots of opening covers, feel free to check out any other stuff. Thanks for the wonderful facts again! Will you do a part 2?
#13 - crbacon (06/26/2014) [-]
Thank you thank you thank you!!! <3
#14 to #13 - bizengaust (06/26/2014) [-]
your very very welcome ^_^
your very very welcome ^_^
#4 - elricbrostwo (06/19/2014) [-]
haha, I've been taking the Rosetta Stone course. Do they assume all white Americans that learn the language are weeaboos? I heard they look down on you for that.
#5 to #4 - bizengaust (06/20/2014) [-]
They can if you make it obvious that's why your there. Even if you do like anime you have to be very modest about it. It would be like going to England and assuming everyone likes doctor who as much as you do.
They can if you make it obvious that's why your there. Even if you do like anime you have to be very modest about it. It would be like going to England and assuming everyone likes doctor who as much as you do.
#7 to #6 - bizengaust (06/22/2014) [-]
Sore wa chodo orokada.... (That's just silly)  please enjoy some Mr. Sparkle
Sore wa chodo orokada.... (That's just silly) please enjoy some Mr. Sparkle
#8 to #7 - elricbros (06/22/2014) [-]
All I fucking at this point is some pronouns and nouns   
shit
All I fucking at this point is some pronouns and nouns
shit
User avatar #9 to #8 - bizengaust (06/22/2014) [-]
Japanese takes a lot of practice and patience. It took me a long time to lean and it was only when I came here to teach that it started to stick to my speech.
User avatar #10 to #9 - elricbros (06/22/2014) [-]
yeah, what program did you go through to become a teacher?
User avatar #11 to #10 - bizengaust (06/22/2014) [-]
I came through Amity which is a really good one. I stayed with them until I got the certification to teach at the school I'm at in Osaka now.
User avatar #12 to #11 - elricbros (06/23/2014) [-]
Is the pay good?
Do they like white people?
User avatar #2 - spacesword (06/18/2014) [-]
Why did you take down your content about Japan? I wanted more.
User avatar #3 to #2 - bizengaust (06/18/2014) [-]
It will be explained in my next comp, which I'm actually about to post. Don't worry I will be making more.
#1 - torchrose (02/28/2012) [-]
So how about losing that profile-comments virginity?
So how about losing that profile-comments virginity?
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