bitcloud at Funnyjunk

#3431 - sucymole (05/10/2013) [-]

Seems like only me and capt still know of your existence on here.
(hes still a drunk capt though)

When you get back we got lots of catchin up to do.

#3479 to #3431 - captainspankmonkey (05/22/2013) [-]

**captainspankmonkey rolls 56**
Goodnight and dubs. Maybe.

#3459 to #3431 - captainspankmonkey (05/22/2013) [-]

**captainspankmonkey rolls 48** Goddamn it.
It was part of the plan, Jesse.
Tooooo baaaaaaddd.. Whatcha going to do? NEW POSTS? DON'T MAKE ME RAUGH!

#3460 to #3459 - sucymole (05/22/2013) [-]

**sucymole rolls 34**
Suck it capt!
Diz was a terriblle plan
I CAN STEAL FROM REDDIT AND DO JUST FINE, YOU'LL ALL SEE

#3461 to #3460 - captainspankmonkey (05/22/2013) [-]

**captainspankmonkey rolls 27**
<
For you
Sureeeeeee...

#3462 to #3461 - sucymole (05/22/2013) [-]

**sucymole rolls 53**
<
I never asked for diz
Just give me tomorrow and ill have the funniest things on the internet in my hands and then fj will be my bitch once again.

#3463 to #3462 - captainspankmonkey (05/22/2013) [-]

**captainspankmonkey rolls 45**
You never did go into that shower for me, did you?
"fj will be my bitch once again." Oh god, Jesse is fantasying again.

#3464 to #3463 - sucymole (05/22/2013) [-]

**sucymole rolls 76**
Whats a shower capt?
No i have been 30 days sober im not fantasying about destorying bear grylls hopes and dreams again. Why does no one remember me being worshiped on fj!!?

#3465 to #3464 - captainspankmonkey (05/22/2013) [-]

**captainspankmonkey rolls 36**
Something White people own.
Because you are, well, you.

#3466 to #3465 - sucymole (05/22/2013) [-]

**sucymole rolls 91**
Can i steal it?
I am my own worst enemy
he'll never suspect the rotten food i left for him when he wakes up tomorrow morning.
Perfect plan!

#3467 to #3466 - captainspankmonkey (05/22/2013) [-]

**captainspankmonkey rolls 54**
Good ahead, be my guest.
You actually said something smart today.

#3468 to #3467 - sucymole (05/22/2013) [-]

**sucymole rolls 66**
Yay capt invited me to hsi house
Its teh perks of being a genius like myself capt.

#3469 to #3468 - captainspankmonkey (05/22/2013) [-]

**captainspankmonkey rolls 12**
Just be careful of the raging hippies outside. They will eat turn your flesh into alternative fuel.
1/4th of one*.

#3470 to #3469 - sucymole (05/22/2013) [-]

**sucymole rolls 81**

Nonsense, if i say weed and the man is bringing us down every other sentence thwy will accept me as their king.

Still good enough progess!

#3471 to #3470 - captainspankmonkey (05/22/2013) [-]

**captainspankmonkey rolls 52**
Not while Kitzhaber is still in Office, Jesse. They praise him like mad

Indeed.

#3472 to #3471 - sucymole (05/22/2013) [-]

**sucymole rolls 36**
fuckin damn him
ill take vice president spot then.

Meanwhile your genius level is at 0/1000
good pace capt

#3473 to #3472 - captainspankmonkey (05/22/2013) [-]

**captainspankmonkey rolls 84**
Good luck with that.

1/1000*

#3474 to #3473 - sucymole (05/22/2013) [-]

**sucymole rolls 04**
Vote for me plz capt

Dat makes me smarter than u
victory!

#3475 to #3474 - captainspankmonkey (05/22/2013) [-]

**captainspankmonkey rolls 29**
I think I will be voting for Hate. He promised genocide.

1/4 = 0.25
1/1000 = 1000
Division is great.

#3476 to #3475 - sucymole (05/22/2013) [-]

**sucymole rolls 44**
But he is the nephew of Obama.

Fuck your math skills ;__;

#3477 to #3476 - captainspankmonkey (05/22/2013) [-]

**captainspankmonkey rolls 77**
Doesn't matter, free whiskey.

Yay math!

#3478 to #3477 - sucymole (05/22/2013) [-]

**sucymole rolls 78**
~~Maybe if i vote for hate he will finally like me as a friend~~

Its the devil's sin!
also goin 2 bed now, gnite capt

#3436 to #3431 - captainspankmonkey (05/21/2013) [-]

Nobody can tell me when I stop drinking, Jesse.

#3437 to #3436 - sucymole (05/22/2013) [-]

Stop drinking
there i did,
where is your sanity now capt?!

#3438 to #3437 - captainspankmonkey (05/22/2013) [-]

Nothing happened.
At all.

#3439 to #3438 - sucymole (05/22/2013) [-]

Think of the brain cells you're killing
oh wait
you have none
ahah

#3440 to #3439 - captainspankmonkey (05/22/2013) [-]

Who said I had them in the first place?

#3441 to #3440 - sucymole (05/22/2013) [-]

You did when you confessed that you were spiderman
you lied to me ;_;

#3442 to #3441 - captainspankmonkey (05/22/2013) [-]

I did? My memory sucks Jesse.
Except for stuff that matters, like winning.

#3443 to #3442 - sucymole (05/22/2013) [-]

Plz, i have worse memory.
Well that;s easy for you to remember because you never win.

#3444 to #3443 - captainspankmonkey (05/22/2013) [-]

I forgot what we were talking about.
Please, the only time you ever won anything was when you made me watch MLP.

#3451 to #3444 - captainspankmonkey (05/22/2013) [-]

**captainspankmonkey rolls 10**

#3445 to #3444 - sucymole (05/22/2013) [-]

Just like old times.
Looking back now, that was neither a win or a loss to me when i did
oh god i so weird back then

#3446 to #3445 - captainspankmonkey (05/22/2013) [-]

Indeed.
And then you deleted the post where you admitted to becoming a brony.
I remember we had worse grammar then we do now.

#3447 to #3446 - sucymole (05/22/2013) [-]

Sí
Lalalala i'm listening to your lies capt!
I remember i said "lol" and "XD" at the end of every sentence.

#3449 to #3447 - captainspankmonkey (05/22/2013) [-]

It is okay to admit the truth, Jesse.
Indeed you did. It ~~was~~ wasn't annoying at all.

#3450 to #3449 - sucymole (05/22/2013) [-]

I dont wanna, you cant make me ;_;
I should totally bring it back and watch everyone love me again

#3452 to #3450 - captainspankmonkey (05/22/2013) [-]

**captainspankmonkey rolls 13** If dubs are merciful, I will stop.
Good luck with that, Jesse. You will be so popular.

#3454 to #3452 - sucymole (05/22/2013) [-]

**sucymole rolls 35**
you fail at dubs
tfw i havent rolled in forever
just like how i was #4 in comments, i can do it again!

#3455 to #3454 - captainspankmonkey (05/22/2013) [-]

**captainspankmonkey rolls 02** So do you.
I know..
Good luck with that.

#3456 to #3455 - sucymole (05/22/2013) [-]

**sucymole rolls 01**
My finger slipped i swear.
guess i have teh addiction again
How do i comment outside of profiles again?

#3457 to #3456 - captainspankmonkey (05/22/2013) [-]

**captainspankmonkey rolls 52** Don't lie.
It shall begin.
It is this magical thing called front page. You clikc on a magical picture and then go into a magical place called the magical comment section.

#3458 to #3457 - sucymole (05/22/2013) [-]

**sucymole rolls 44**
But i never lie.
What have you done to me.
But dat place suckkkkks

#3453 to #3452 - captainspankmonkey (05/22/2013) [-]

Damn it Funnyjunk.

#3448 to #3447 - sucymole (05/22/2013) [-]

not listening*
damnit

#3432 to #3431 - MillionsKnives (05/20/2013) [-]

#3433 to #3432 - sucymole (05/20/2013) [-]

Seems like only mill, me, and capt still know of your existence on here.
(hes still a drunk capt though)*

Now we all can wait together again mill

#3434 to #3433 - MillionsKnives (05/20/2013) [-]

It really is too bad.........ah well, he'll be back one day, right?

#3435 to #3434 - sucymole (05/20/2013) [-]

Yeah
I'm sure he will, and we'll be here when he comes back to welcome him back.

#3430 - captainspankmonkey (04/22/2013) [-]

Nigga, get your ass back online and entertain me and others.
Mostly me.

And suck my Darkwraith nuts.

#3429 - asuka (03/04/2013) [-]

I will be the first to laugh whenever if u do sign back in bit and have shitloads of notications.

#3391 - captainspankmonkey (01/12/2013) [-]

It has been
Two
Damn
Years.

#3412 to #3391 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]

2hardcorereading4u?

Diz guy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DMgVVj45Rs

#3413 to #3412 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]

Dat baby crap? Nigga, I be readin' Dr. Seuss.

Oh...Gears of Steriods.

#3414 to #3413 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]

I bet you have a sick fetish for cats with hats or eating eggs and ham in a box with a fox.
/judging you.

2hardcoregaming4u?

#3415 to #3414 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]

That and I also enjoy his WW2 comics.
/Inb4NaziFetish

Sorry, just not interested in hiding behind walls, playing turn base shooteachotherinthenuts.

#3416 to #3415 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]

Dats forbidden love capt.

Hey!
Wosh
Woah
Hey....
You forgot about the blood.

#3417 to #3416 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]

Fuck the rules, I am CaptainSpankMonkey.

Isn't it almost always Alien blood? Does that even count?

#3418 to #3417 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]

I...........yeah i can neva bet dat logic.

No....they have dirt blood!

#3419 to #3418 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]

You better.

So they are Middle Eastern people?

#3420 to #3419 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]

Of course.

Pretty much.

#3421 to #3420 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]

Now this is sounding like Call of Duty, with Middle Eastern Aliens.

#3422 to #3421 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]

Insert a few zombies and you have yourself the new CoD gme lel

#3423 to #3422 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]

Now you sound like a game developer.

#3424 to #3423 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]

I made a game once....ended with being sued by pacman and hsi wife ;_;

#3425 to #3424 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]

<- Your reaction?

#3426 to #3425 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]

They didnt even give me a cherry in teh end.

#3427 to #3426 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]

What do you expect from two yellow balls who eat balls?

#3428 to #3427 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]

To get fat and die

#3392 to #3391 - asuka (02/08/2013) [-]

Here i thought i was only that still remember that old bastard.

#3393 to #3392 - captainspankmonkey (02/08/2013) [-]

He was a good man.
And I remember a time when we fucked with you a lot of times.
Such good times and Jolly Cooperation.

#3394 to #3393 - asuka (02/08/2013) [-]

Yeah i remember those times. I did say that id get you two back one day.
Still waiting for that chance someday.

#3395 to #3394 - captainspankmonkey (02/09/2013) [-]

The chances of that are slim as hell, you know?

#3396 to #3395 - asuka (02/09/2013) [-]

Neva doubt my logic capt,
~~because my logic consists of nothing~~

#3397 to #3396 - captainspankmonkey (02/12/2013) [-]

~~Because we all know your logic is so superb.~~

#3398 to #3397 - asuka (02/12/2013) [-]

It will get me laid someday,
you'll all see!

#3399 to #3398 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]

~~We all know the fact that you are a ladies man~~

#3400 to #3399 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]

Dont thank me, tahnk the power of money capt

#3401 to #3400 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]

So by ladies, you mean prostitutes?
I hope you brought a condom.

#3402 to #3401 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]

Who needs a condom when u have a costume!

#3403 to #3402 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]

Depends on the costume.
If it is something non-sexual and probably pop cultural related, you are probably going to find a nice, fat, fan girl at a nearby convention.
And if I recall, you live somewhere with tornados.

#3404 to #3403 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]

Spiderman, cant go wrong with a red/blue manic.

Tornadoes are for betafags. Im alpha and live near hurricanes.

#3405 to #3404 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]

I have a feeling that more men will find that amusing, especially me.

Alpha and Beta...DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THOSE POOR DELTA'S!?
Oh wait, they suck. So do hurricanes.

#3406 to #3405 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]

Well amusing is better than aorusing them.

Delta ded capt, havent u played GoW3?

#3407 to #3406 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]

I think quite the opposite, my friend.

I have avoided the GoW series for a while, considering that it just seems retarded. Story wise that is.

#3408 to #3407 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]

Ill tell them i support Obama, dat will make evaone avoid me!

But Dom dies.

#3409 to #3408 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]

And for a split second, you use logic.

Wut?

#3410 to #3409 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]

I learned it from a The Little Train That Could.
Da mexican, he dies.

#3411 to #3410 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]

And the logic has been lost. Goodbye split-second logic.

.....Wut?!

#3390 - commiekirby ONLINE (07/25/2012) [-]

LolwutamIdoinhere?

#3388 - MillionsKnives (10/31/2011) [-]

Come back!

#3389 to #3997 - nicecontentbro (11/01/2011) [-]

dat gif gave me a sad...

#3387 - amahranme (10/22/2011) [-]

hey man......miss you

#3386 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2011) [-]

.......I miss you...

#3385 - MaelRadec (09/19/2011) [-]

you were a good friend...

#3383 - MaelRadec (09/02/2011) [-]

GOOD LUNA WHERE WERE YOU?

#3382 - commiekirby ONLINE (08/30/2011) [-]

AND OUT OF NOWHERE IS ME.

#3380 - chicomole (08/27/2011) [-]

NIGGER!!!!!!

#3359 - captainspankmonkey (08/14/2011) [-]

I wish you were online more :d

#3360 to #3965 - bitcloud (08/14/2011) [-]

well you see, im often places like video games and chat rooms ect... occasinally on DA. but me and FJ have grown apart. i come here now for easy chuckles and to say hi to me bronys like you :3 but im a busy man with places to be and fillies...er i mean things to do.

#3384 to #3966 - MaelRadec (09/02/2011) [-]

you little...

#3361 to #3966 - captainspankmonkey (08/14/2011) [-]

1.what games?
2.im not a brony but the other bronies have been trying to make me one(ever since i saw the show)

#3362 to #3967 - bitcloud (08/14/2011) [-]

meh i just call everyone a brony now :3 as for games, AC:FA, WoW, LoL, CoD BO, random browser games i come across ect...

#3363 to #3968 - captainspankmonkey (08/14/2011) [-]

I found FJ on a browser game.... :d but i never go on it anymore

#3364 to #3969 - bitcloud (08/14/2011) [-]

nice, what game?

#3365 to #3970 - captainspankmonkey (08/14/2011) [-]

i was a little kid when i started it,it was called dino run multiplayer(a flash game)
for years ive played it but then one day someone told me about FJ and i looked it
thus i become a anon and the made a account,rest is history.

#3366 to #3971 - bitcloud (08/14/2011) [-]

lol dino run was fun xD im terrible at it tho

#3367 to #3972 - captainspankmonkey (08/14/2011) [-]

Wait you have played it O_O
what was your username!

#3368 to #3973 - bitcloud (08/14/2011) [-]

O.o are we thinking of the same dino run? i never had to log in or make a username to play

#3369 to #3974 - captainspankmonkey (08/14/2011) [-]

oh,dino run had 2 campaigns,single player and multiplayer.
single player came first but multiplayer came 1 year later i believe.

#3370 to #3975 - bitcloud (08/14/2011) [-]

huh i just remember it bein a solo game

#3371 to #3976 - captainspankmonkey (08/14/2011) [-]

yea,like i said,it started as a single player/solo game but then they decided to include multiplayer and thus it lead to so many people playing it. it had a chat server,so alot of people were rping

#3372 to #3977 - bitcloud (08/14/2011) [-]

damn i missed out, shoulda played it longer .-.

#3373 to #3978 - captainspankmonkey (08/14/2011) [-]

I know,i met alot of my friends,girlfriends,and best buddies there.i was a rp fanatic and i was very popular(i made alot of weird jokes)
but all it lead to was 6 gfs,6 breakups,best buddy turned into rival,ones i thought were cool left me and the game,but now im here all sad thinking about it.
atleast 2 of my friends are on FJ.

#3374 to #3979 - captainspankmonkey (08/14/2011) [-]

friends left me*

#3375 to #3980 - bitcloud (08/14/2011) [-]

holy crap all of that from an online game?

#3377 to #3981 - captainspankmonkey (08/14/2011) [-]

then again,one of them is a anon

#3378 to #3983 - bitcloud (08/14/2011) [-]

not an anon :O

#3379 to #3984 - captainspankmonkey (08/14/2011) [-]

yes,anon

#3376 to #3981 - captainspankmonkey (08/14/2011) [-]

Yep,i was the scareface of dino run.Back then i didnt have a life and it was my only
entertainment at the time.
i went back there and barley anyone was there becuase of the new changes and only 2 of my pals were there.

#3323 - MaelRadec (08/10/2011) [-]

i need you online and i need you now...

#3344 to #3929 - bitcloud (08/10/2011) [-]

then i dont see the problem with flattery then :/

#3345 to #3950 - MaelRadec (08/10/2011) [-]

never mind... so are you talking to here?

#3346 to #3951 - bitcloud (08/10/2011) [-]

tried to start a convo, she didnt seem to be in a very chatty mood

#3347 to #3952 - MaelRadec (08/10/2011) [-]

well... idk...

#3348 to #3953 - bitcloud (08/10/2011) [-]

indeed. so hows the desert treatin ya?

#3349 to #3954 - MaelRadec (08/10/2011) [-]

I'M IN HQ FOR IDIOTS IT MEAN HEAD QUARTERS!!!!! AND AS I SAID IT'S NOT IN A DESERT IT'S IN A FUCKING DESCENT CITY CALLED TEL AVIV!!!!! THAT HAPPENS TO BE MY HOME CITY!!!

#3350 to #3955 - bitcloud (08/10/2011) [-]

sorry T_T you never told me where it was, i just kinda assumed. forgive me

#3351 to #3956 - MaelRadec (08/10/2011) [-]

sorry too i'm just a bit nervous today...

#3352 to #3957 - bitcloud (08/10/2011) [-]

whys that

#3353 to #3958 - MaelRadec (08/10/2011) [-]

well lots of lots headaches...

#3354 to #3959 - bitcloud (08/10/2011) [-]

D: im sorry to hear that

#3355 to #3960 - MaelRadec (08/10/2011) [-]

nah... still i signed my ass for this...

#3356 to #3961 - bitcloud (08/10/2011) [-]

eh at least the headaches cant last for ever

#3357 to #3962 - MaelRadec (08/10/2011) [-]

unless you have a heritage of migraines...

#3358 to #3963 - bitcloud (08/10/2011) [-]

:/ you got a counter for everything dont ya lol

#3324 to #3929 - bitcloud (08/10/2011) [-]

you rang?

#3325 to #3930 - MaelRadec (08/10/2011) [-]

YES!!!! FOR KHORNE'S SAKE YES I RANG YOU MUTHA FUCKING BITCH!!!!!

#3326 to #3931 - bitcloud (08/10/2011) [-]

lol so whats up?

#3327 to #3932 - MaelRadec (08/10/2011) [-]

here check out some of jemylover pics... http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/206/e/e/my_ghetto_ponies_by_ssjshadowx-d4 1o5w8.png
and she might want to talk to you... http://jemylover.deviantart.com/

#3328 to #3933 - bitcloud (08/10/2011) [-]

oh ya jemy, ive seen her stuff here and there. so why wold she want totalk to me?

#3329 to #3934 - MaelRadec (08/10/2011) [-]

she's your fan for khorne's sake... how would you feel if a friend of your knows a great artist and says he'll introduce you to him?

#3330 to #3935 - bitcloud (08/10/2011) [-]

xD was unaware i was popular to the point of being unapproachable

#3331 to #3936 - MaelRadec (08/10/2011) [-]

dude who the fuck know that you have an account on DA?

#3332 to #3937 - bitcloud (08/10/2011) [-]

well theres you, satan, and 2 or 3 others. bout it tho

#3333 to #3938 - MaelRadec (08/10/2011) [-]

see... that's my point... and i'm proud of being a friend of a great artist... not to mention i'm friends with great ppl here in israel too... but on the internet!!! that's rare...

#3334 to #3939 - bitcloud (08/10/2011) [-]

im a great artist :3 you flatter me

#3335 to #3940 - MaelRadec (08/10/2011) [-]

i wish i could flatter a friend...

#3336 to #3941 - bitcloud (08/10/2011) [-]

a....lady friend?

#3337 to #3942 - MaelRadec (08/10/2011) [-]

#3338 to #3943 - bitcloud (08/10/2011) [-]

who do you wish you could flatter?

#3339 to #3944 - MaelRadec (08/10/2011) [-]

females...

#3340 to #3945 - bitcloud (08/10/2011) [-]

chicks are easy to flatter, just takes a five minute conversation to figure out what they think is romantic

#3341 to #3946 - MaelRadec (08/10/2011) [-]

i know that i do that when i wanna get laid...

#3342 to #3947 - bitcloud (08/10/2011) [-]

then whats the problem? searching for a meaningful relationship or somethin?

#3343 to #3948 - MaelRadec (08/10/2011) [-]

no... i want have a company then i'll get married...

#3281 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

i responded twice... here: http://funnyjunk.com/showcomment/26532695/#c3880 and below that...

#3302 to #3887 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

#3303 to #3908 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

eeh no...

#3304 to #3909 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

tau guns arnt that much more phallic than say, tyranid, or IG, or eldar even

#3305 to #3910 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

then why did you choose tau?

#3306 to #3911 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

because they fucking rape the tabletop. i mean, an open field table? tanks and firewarriors. and city table? 20 jumpsuits and and handful of kroot and vespid. they can have the complete and total advantage on any terrain!

#3307 to #3912 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

who were you fighting eldar? IMPIRIUM OF MANKIND has better weapons then tau they can kick ass in range as well as in close... not to mention chaos... they literally butcher tanks...

#3308 to #3913 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

lol id prefer to fight the imperium over eldar, your archaic shit is outdone by mine, your specialized it out shined by my standard, your standard weapons are countered by my specialized ones. seriously its like the tau were created for the sole purpose of raping everything in the imperiums and fallen legions arsenals. i mean the only reason you could possibly get within 24" of my battle line is if i take pity on your weakness and decide to give you a glimmer of hope by holding back

#3309 to #3914 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

*leans with 1 hand on tank and crosses legs* i can't read you over the immensity of the canons and it's noise......

#3310 to #3915 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

thats too bad because i can hear my comrades just fine since my machine not only makes a complete mockery of yours it also doesnt run on archaic sorces of fuel and combustion reliant engines.

#3311 to #3916 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

agreed it's too bad it takes you such awhile too build those ships while we can make a planet sized fleet and we have the tech to destroy planets....

#3312 to #3917 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

ha your ignorance of the tau is as blatant as ever! the caste system makes for the single most efficient working force in the galaxy, just because i dont build them fast doesnt mean i cant. i dont need a planet sized fleet when all i need are a few mobile fortresses with mantas in the hangars. as for your technology to destroy planets, you think thats a show of strength? a five year old in the 41st millenia could destroy a planet, i put my effort into weapons that blow your ships to pieces so i can claim your planets as my own, who needs to destroy something that could be of value thats just silly.

#3313 to #3918 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

yep... you just did... but your forgetting something... they were chaos planets... have fun dealing with that...

#3315 to #3919 - bitcloud (08/07/2011) [-]

what do you think i keep auxiliary troops around for =P chaos planet shmaos planet, ill kill all the demons, remove your taint, and erect vast cities

#3322 to #3921 - MaelRadec (08/07/2011) [-]

too late they're dead...

#3282 to #3887 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

huh, i see no responses on my screen .-.

#3283 to #3888 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

fuck you i'm napoleon...

#3284 to #3889 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

but... i thought you were a scary blood-crazed worshipper of khonre, not some short guy with a little big dog complex

#3285 to #3890 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

bitch, i'm a daemonic prince i can be who ever i want...

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#3286 to #3891 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

bitch! i am no bitch!

#3287 to #3892 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

i'll ginger bitch yo ass if you call me bitch one more tie bitch...

#3288 to #3893 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

BRING IT! BITCH!

#3289 to #3894 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

YO ASKED FOR IT BITCH!!!! ARTIRRERY FIRE!!!!!

#3290 to #3895 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

fuck

#3291 to #3896 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

HA HA BITCH!!! GOT YO BITCH ASS!!!!!

#3292 to #3897 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

how about you fight me without the tank you fucking pussy!

#3293 to #3898 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

HEY YOUR THE BITCH ASS TAU!!!!! YOU HIDE BEHIND YOUR ARTILLERY !!!!!

#3294 to #3899 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

tau dont use artillery, all our weapons are direct fire. we like to see our enemies when we scalp their asses with bullets

#3295 to #3900 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

dude it's a fact...

#3296 to #3901 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

it's a fact you dont know the difference between artillery and guns >.> dont they teach you that in the military?

#3297 to #3902 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

dude the tau have no guns... they have canons... at wich position do you use canons?

#3298 to #3903 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

tau have no cannons .-. their biggest weapon is a railgun.....railGUN

#3299 to #3904 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

i find it hard to call that big gun compare to this...

#3300 to #3905 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

just cause you find it hard to call it that doesn't make it not a gun :3

#3301 to #3906 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

fine wanna see a a REALLY BIG GUN?

#3275 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

JORDAN!!!!!!!!!!!

#3276 to #3881 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

yes?

#3277 to #3882 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

WHERE... THE FUCK... ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

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#3278 to #3883 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

i should ask the same question, i responded to your giant FUUUUUU and you never responded back D:

#3280 to #3884 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

i responded twice... here: http://funnyjunk.com/showcomment/26532695/#c3880 and below that...

#3248 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

JORDAN WAKE UP!!!!

#3274 to #3854 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

so how have ya been?

#3273 to #3854 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

well there the proof to Abaddon that i actually ate a planet killer bomb...

#3250 to #3854 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

and then u dont respond wither T_T

#3251 to #3856 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

lol... sorry... so where were we?

#3252 to #3857 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

dividing my soul and materializing a deamonette so i can haz a mate when you destroy the world

#3253 to #3858 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

a yes destroying the galaxy...

#3254 to #3859 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

wait howd you go from the planet to the galaxy .-.

#3255 to #3860 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

thx to this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpzple7Dt-8 and i was planing for years...

#3256 to #3861 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

i think i came in my pants....

#3257 to #3862 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

i came buckets...

#3258 to #3863 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

soooo muuch want when is it supposed to come out? also, where is that DA group dedicated to my fanfics? >.> i want to bask in glory

#3259 to #3864 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

i dunno... check on my profile... one the profiles i watch... like a creepaaaah...

#3260 to #3865 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

lol k. when that comes out .-. i will haz no life evar

#3261 to #3866 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

god... what'll happen when you buy [prototype]? what'll happen when [prototype 2] comes out? what have i done?

#3262 to #3867 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

im going to dissapear from the world =P also..... couldnt find that group T_T you got my hopes all high and then you crushed them mael, with an iron fist.

#3265 to #3868 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

it's on her profile... http://jemylover.deviantart.com/

#3266 to #3871 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

i found it now thanks ^.^ and what exactly is llorting?

#3268 to #3872 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

the fuck???? llorting... llorting

#3269 to #3874 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

>.> you ok there mael?

#3270 to #3875 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

no i'm not OK!!!!! I'M TRYING TO SAY T R O L L ing!!!!

#3271 to #3876 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

#3272 to #3877 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#3267 to #3872 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

meant: llorting...

#3264 to #3868 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

but i'm not llorting so i'm...

#3263 to #3868 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

well if i was llorting i'd have a long smile like this...

#3249 to #3854 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

lol sry bout that went and took the trash out and stared at the stars fora bit xD

#3247 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

dude you went silent...

#3203 - captainspankmonkey (08/03/2011) [-]

Where are you?

#3205 to #3809 - bitcloud (08/04/2011) [-]

here and there. up and down.

#3236 to #3811 - captainspankmonkey (08/04/2011) [-]

aw
i see

#3239 to #3842 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

wanna know where ive really been?

#3314 to #3845 - captainspankmonkey (08/05/2011) [-]

yes!

#3316 to #3920 - bitcloud (08/07/2011) [-]

raeping teh kiddies >:3

#3317 to #3922 - captainspankmonkey (08/07/2011) [-]

<--would you rape this?

#3318 to #3923 - bitcloud (08/07/2011) [-]

isnt that the ghost kid from the grudge?

#3319 to #3924 - captainspankmonkey (08/07/2011) [-]

yes

#3320 to #3925 - bitcloud (08/07/2011) [-]

just checking

#3321 to #3926 - captainspankmonkey (08/07/2011) [-]

#3202 - MaelRadec (08/03/2011) [-]

dude i'd kick yo ass so hard you'll make 8 travels across the world in one sec... and only because i missed you...

#3225 to #3808 - bitcloud (08/04/2011) [-]

that looks epic O.O

#3226 to #3831 - MaelRadec (08/04/2011) [-]

the second one will be out this year... and it gonna be twice as epic...

#3227 to #3832 - bitcloud (08/04/2011) [-]

im going to have to play the first one .-.

#3228 to #3833 - MaelRadec (08/04/2011) [-]

yep... and be a god...

#3229 to #3834 - bitcloud (08/04/2011) [-]

wait hes a god?

#3230 to #3835 - MaelRadec (08/04/2011) [-]

by the end of the game... yes... not even a nuke could kill alex mercer...

#3231 to #3836 - bitcloud (08/04/2011) [-]

holy fuck thats awesome

#3232 to #3837 - MaelRadec (08/04/2011) [-]

so that's the virus i want to create and use it...

#3233 to #3838 - bitcloud (08/04/2011) [-]

.....can i haz virus too?

#3234 to #3839 - MaelRadec (08/04/2011) [-]

of course...

#3235 to #3840 - bitcloud (08/04/2011) [-]

YAAAAAYY, ganna be so awesome

#3237 to #3841 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

of course... he he he...

#3238 to #3843 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

oh hey, my mael sense tingled and here you are!

#3240 to #3844 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

what can i do... my evil aura is vaster than earth...

#3241 to #3846 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

well if its that expansive how about using it to crash the moon into china or sumthin

#3242 to #3847 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

why waste the effort to destroy one pitiful over populated country when i can burn the world...

#3243 to #3848 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

cause i live in the world T_T

#3244 to #3849 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

i have this habit of keeping friends and they're female mates alive...

#3245 to #3850 - bitcloud (08/05/2011) [-]

.-. i have no female mate....unless you count the deamonette you stuck in me

#3246 to #3851 - MaelRadec (08/05/2011) [-]

well you now only need to divide your soul and turn it into a daemon and you maybe able to materialize her...

#3204 to #3808 - bitcloud (08/04/2011) [-]

whered ya go?

#3206 to #3810 - MaelRadec (08/04/2011) [-]

right here...

#3207 to #3812 - bitcloud (08/04/2011) [-]

oh ya i was the one that was gone....

#3208 to #3813 - MaelRadec (08/04/2011) [-]

*facepalm* so how ya doing? and where were you?

#3209 to #3814 - bitcloud (08/04/2011) [-]

im doing good, and to be honest i just forgot to go on FJ >.> got bored with the content, went on vacation to cali again for a week and just kinda forgot to check here again xD

#3210 to #3815 - MaelRadec (08/04/2011) [-]

*nerve tick* i'm lucky today i guess...

#3211 to #3816 - bitcloud (08/04/2011) [-]

quite ^.^ so how have you been?

#3212 to #3817 - MaelRadec (08/04/2011) [-]

had my bday celebration (i think you know) got promoted to lieutenant colonel, moved to HQ... and other shit... and how was your week a california?

#3213 to #3818 - bitcloud (08/04/2011) [-]

it was fine, but oh shit you got promoted?! nice, movin up in the world =P congrats

#3214 to #3819 - MaelRadec (08/04/2011) [-]

thx, one more rank and i kick my ass out of the army into the university...

#3215 to #3820 - bitcloud (08/04/2011) [-]

epic, what ya ganna study at the university?

#3216 to #3821 - MaelRadec (08/04/2011) [-]

science...

#3217 to #3822 - bitcloud (08/04/2011) [-]

any particular field in science?

#3218 to #3823 - MaelRadec (08/04/2011) [-]

mostly bio engineering but every thing else is important as well

#3219 to #3824 - bitcloud (08/04/2011) [-]

bio engineering eh? should totally make a zombie plague >.> just sayian

#3220 to #3825 - MaelRadec (08/04/2011) [-]

actully that's very much what i wanted... i wanted to make the virus of prototype...

#3221 to #3826 - bitcloud (08/04/2011) [-]

awesome! just give me a heads up alirght? i wanna be ready for the zombies

#3222 to #3827 - MaelRadec (08/04/2011) [-]

wait have ya ever played prototype?

#3223 to #3828 - bitcloud (08/04/2011) [-]

didnt even know it was a game :/