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#63 - Picture 06/23/2014 on Steam sale in a nutshell 0
#61 - Irreversable 06/23/2014 on Steam sale in a nutshell 0
#31 - **bitchpleaseshutup rolled image **  [+] (4 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Physics +285
#78 - anonymous (06/23/2014) [-]
#64 - rdobet (06/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #33 - butwhynot (06/23/2014) [-]
Even his username goes with the message.
#32 - berkut (06/23/2014) [-]
#241 - After you take a **** , check to see if you have a… 06/23/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 8 +1
#345 - Go on the wiki. It says the main character's name is creed  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on classy bitches +1
#348 - alcoholicsemen (06/23/2014) [-]
are you trying to force me
#20 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2014 on Compilation of complete... +8
#54 - anonymous (06/22/2014) [-]
For a second I thought he was going to put her on his crotch
#83 - fag 06/22/2014 on runelh's profile 0
#403 - Excuse me? 06/22/2014 on bitchpleaseshutup's profile 0
#17 - Picture 06/22/2014 on anon makes love 0
#31 - The picture is taken from an interview that happened l…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2014 on When in doubt +1
User avatar #56 - thepandaking (06/21/2014) [-]
she looks like 15 in that, but she sounds 20, it's so weird
#35 - skomakernikolai (06/21/2014) [-]
wat
#24 - She's over 18  [+] (4 new replies) 06/21/2014 on When in doubt +7
#29 - skomakernikolai (06/21/2014) [-]
yes, but not in the picture
User avatar #31 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/21/2014) [-]
Selena Gomez Cries In An Interview With The Hot Hits Over Fan Video The picture is taken from an interview that happened last year. Last year she was 20.
User avatar #56 - thepandaking (06/21/2014) [-]
she looks like 15 in that, but she sounds 20, it's so weird
#35 - skomakernikolai (06/21/2014) [-]
wat
#401 - Excuse me?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2014 on bitchpleaseshutup's profile 0
User avatar #402 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #403 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/22/2014) [-]
Excuse me?
#40 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2014 on Carada +5
#73 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
Well darn I was hoping you had the pic

I'm not a stupid, k
#9089884 - You are the worst, right now you should be ashamed. Not only a… 06/20/2014 on JIDF meeting spot 0
#9089847 - You say what. About Chaika? Chaika, graduated top of class. Ch…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2014 on JIDF meeting spot 0
User avatar #9089864 - titsequalthumbs (06/20/2014) [-]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
User avatar #9089884 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/20/2014) [-]
You are the worst, right now you should be ashamed. Not only as a part of the US armed forces, but especially as a part of the Navy Seals, you should be ashamed of your actions you have committed right now. Not only did you fall low enough to threaten a normal civilian, whom you've vowed to protect with the country and it's constitutional rights, you've also violated the armed forces code of conduct. Not only did you reveal yourself as a Navy Seal, potentially putting all at risk, but you've committed the most unspeakable crime, which is to exploit your "kills". You fight for the cause, and for freedom, not for little Call of Duty show off action. You showing of saying you have 300 confirmed kills is not only disrespectful to those lives you've kill, but also to your fallen allies. Right now the crimes that you've committed, and yes these are crimes, can get your court marshal. You should be ashamed right now to call yourself a Navy Seal.
#9089820 - bitchpleaseshutup  [+] (4 new replies) 06/20/2014 on JIDF meeting spot 0
User avatar #9089828 - titsequalthumbs (06/20/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #9089847 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/20/2014) [-]
You say what. About Chaika? Chaika, graduated top of class. Chaika Seals. Involved, lots of raids. Secret raids! Hero-fighting! Over 300 exploded breads, confirmed! Chaika, trained in eyebrow warfare. Top wizard. Entire Chaika armed foces! You, nothing but another bread. Chaika, cook you out. Precision, never seen before! Mark Chaika's words. You, get away? Think you can? Say stuff over Internet. Shocking truth! You think wrong! Secret saboteur network, contacting! Right now! Your house, being traced. Storm, coming! Brace! Storm, wipe out you! You, little. You, pathetic. You, dead. Kid! Chaika, anywhere! Everywhere! Can drive car, over 700 ways! Just with Chaika hands! Chaika, trained in unarmed cuteness. Also, access to entire coffin! All of Chaika's dad, parts. Chaika, use. Full extent! You, miserable! Wipe bum off face of continent! You, should have known. Unholy retribution! Clever comment, bring down. On you. Held your tongue, should have. But, couldn't. Didn't. Pay price. Baka. Chaika, super angry! All over you! You, drown in hugs! Kid. Smothered
User avatar #9089864 - titsequalthumbs (06/20/2014) [-]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
User avatar #9089884 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/20/2014) [-]
You are the worst, right now you should be ashamed. Not only as a part of the US armed forces, but especially as a part of the Navy Seals, you should be ashamed of your actions you have committed right now. Not only did you fall low enough to threaten a normal civilian, whom you've vowed to protect with the country and it's constitutional rights, you've also violated the armed forces code of conduct. Not only did you reveal yourself as a Navy Seal, potentially putting all at risk, but you've committed the most unspeakable crime, which is to exploit your "kills". You fight for the cause, and for freedom, not for little Call of Duty show off action. You showing of saying you have 300 confirmed kills is not only disrespectful to those lives you've kill, but also to your fallen allies. Right now the crimes that you've committed, and yes these are crimes, can get your court marshal. You should be ashamed right now to call yourself a Navy Seal.
#9089813 - bitchpleaseshutup  [+] (6 new replies) 06/20/2014 on JIDF meeting spot 0
User avatar #9089816 - titsequalthumbs (06/20/2014) [-]
bitchpleaseshutup
User avatar #9089820 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/20/2014) [-]
bitchpleaseshutup
User avatar #9089828 - titsequalthumbs (06/20/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #9089847 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/20/2014) [-]
You say what. About Chaika? Chaika, graduated top of class. Chaika Seals. Involved, lots of raids. Secret raids! Hero-fighting! Over 300 exploded breads, confirmed! Chaika, trained in eyebrow warfare. Top wizard. Entire Chaika armed foces! You, nothing but another bread. Chaika, cook you out. Precision, never seen before! Mark Chaika's words. You, get away? Think you can? Say stuff over Internet. Shocking truth! You think wrong! Secret saboteur network, contacting! Right now! Your house, being traced. Storm, coming! Brace! Storm, wipe out you! You, little. You, pathetic. You, dead. Kid! Chaika, anywhere! Everywhere! Can drive car, over 700 ways! Just with Chaika hands! Chaika, trained in unarmed cuteness. Also, access to entire coffin! All of Chaika's dad, parts. Chaika, use. Full extent! You, miserable! Wipe bum off face of continent! You, should have known. Unholy retribution! Clever comment, bring down. On you. Held your tongue, should have. But, couldn't. Didn't. Pay price. Baka. Chaika, super angry! All over you! You, drown in hugs! Kid. Smothered
User avatar #9089864 - titsequalthumbs (06/20/2014) [-]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
User avatar #9089884 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/20/2014) [-]
You are the worst, right now you should be ashamed. Not only as a part of the US armed forces, but especially as a part of the Navy Seals, you should be ashamed of your actions you have committed right now. Not only did you fall low enough to threaten a normal civilian, whom you've vowed to protect with the country and it's constitutional rights, you've also violated the armed forces code of conduct. Not only did you reveal yourself as a Navy Seal, potentially putting all at risk, but you've committed the most unspeakable crime, which is to exploit your "kills". You fight for the cause, and for freedom, not for little Call of Duty show off action. You showing of saying you have 300 confirmed kills is not only disrespectful to those lives you've kill, but also to your fallen allies. Right now the crimes that you've committed, and yes these are crimes, can get your court marshal. You should be ashamed right now to call yourself a Navy Seal.
#9089805 - fag  [+] (8 new replies) 06/20/2014 on JIDF meeting spot 0
User avatar #9089809 - titsequalthumbs (06/20/2014) [-]
hey bitchpleaseshutup
User avatar #9089813 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/20/2014) [-]
bitchpleaseshutup
User avatar #9089816 - titsequalthumbs (06/20/2014) [-]
bitchpleaseshutup
User avatar #9089820 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/20/2014) [-]
bitchpleaseshutup
User avatar #9089828 - titsequalthumbs (06/20/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #9089847 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/20/2014) [-]
You say what. About Chaika? Chaika, graduated top of class. Chaika Seals. Involved, lots of raids. Secret raids! Hero-fighting! Over 300 exploded breads, confirmed! Chaika, trained in eyebrow warfare. Top wizard. Entire Chaika armed foces! You, nothing but another bread. Chaika, cook you out. Precision, never seen before! Mark Chaika's words. You, get away? Think you can? Say stuff over Internet. Shocking truth! You think wrong! Secret saboteur network, contacting! Right now! Your house, being traced. Storm, coming! Brace! Storm, wipe out you! You, little. You, pathetic. You, dead. Kid! Chaika, anywhere! Everywhere! Can drive car, over 700 ways! Just with Chaika hands! Chaika, trained in unarmed cuteness. Also, access to entire coffin! All of Chaika's dad, parts. Chaika, use. Full extent! You, miserable! Wipe bum off face of continent! You, should have known. Unholy retribution! Clever comment, bring down. On you. Held your tongue, should have. But, couldn't. Didn't. Pay price. Baka. Chaika, super angry! All over you! You, drown in hugs! Kid. Smothered
User avatar #9089864 - titsequalthumbs (06/20/2014) [-]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
User avatar #9089884 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/20/2014) [-]
You are the worst, right now you should be ashamed. Not only as a part of the US armed forces, but especially as a part of the Navy Seals, you should be ashamed of your actions you have committed right now. Not only did you fall low enough to threaten a normal civilian, whom you've vowed to protect with the country and it's constitutional rights, you've also violated the armed forces code of conduct. Not only did you reveal yourself as a Navy Seal, potentially putting all at risk, but you've committed the most unspeakable crime, which is to exploit your "kills". You fight for the cause, and for freedom, not for little Call of Duty show off action. You showing of saying you have 300 confirmed kills is not only disrespectful to those lives you've kill, but also to your fallen allies. Right now the crimes that you've committed, and yes these are crimes, can get your court marshal. You should be ashamed right now to call yourself a Navy Seal.
#381 - That's cause Texas is the best damn state! 06/20/2014 on Loud, Crazy, and Packing... 0
#10 - Balgruuf is best Jarl  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on Finally, my own clone... +11
#45 - nurucio (06/21/2014) [-]
Related- gif I made from one of those Skyrim gamer poops
#14 - Picture 06/20/2014 on Thanksh for the apple! -1
#60 - Picture 06/20/2014 on Ima boop your head +12
#217 - It sounded like he meant war plans. 06/20/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 7 +1
#215 - I don't believe all soldiers are heroes and angels. When I sai…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 7 0
User avatar #216 - minorian (06/20/2014) [-]
"So what did my country do that was shifty?"
#217 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/20/2014) [-]
It sounded like he meant war plans.
#58 - Nah man, I'm good. But if you make a comp of these, plea… 06/20/2014 on I should start numbering... +14
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User avatar #400 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by bitchpleaseshutup
**** you
#411 - liero (07/06/2014) [-]
Here's some bread since breadposting OP forgot about you.
Enjoy
User avatar #412 to #411 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/06/2014) [-]
It's not the same.
User avatar #408 - roll (07/06/2014) [-]
thats too big for me
i prefer small caaaaaaar
User avatar #409 to #408 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/06/2014) [-]
SUV master race
User avatar #410 to #409 - roll (07/06/2014) [-]
weve had a few cars over the years
im glad i can drive a small car
User avatar #404 - lordgeneral (06/29/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can appreciate this.

have you ever had relationship issues to the point that you had to command one pet to stop bothering you and another pet with incessant demands for sexual things?

Polygamy is less fun then it sounds.
#405 to #404 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/30/2014) [-]
You have two girls you can call at any time. I'm stuck here jerking it to succubus slaves on a text based game.
User avatar #406 to #405 - succubus (07/01/2014) [-]
o_o
#407 to #406 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/01/2014) [-]
Ayo bb gurl, send me the nudes. It's around that time again.
#398 - anonymous (06/02/2014) [-]
If you hate anime why do you have a anime avatar
User avatar #392 - roll (06/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #374 to #373 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
KC & The Sunshine Band - (Shake Shake Shake) Shake Your Booty [HQ with lyrics] I'm running out of songs
#375 to #374 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
I'm running out of pictures
User avatar #376 to #375 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video) We should run off together
#377 to #376 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
I'm taken, remember?

source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3Yaj86m9vM

it's on steam for PC, and is free to play
User avatar #378 to #377 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
My PC isn't that great and I don't have any money for next gen
User avatar #380 to #379 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
"Sorry, your computer does not meet the minimum specifications required to run this product. Please review the details below for more information."
User avatar #381 to #380 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
and the details state...?
User avatar #384 to #381 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
I lack the CPU and Video Card

Minimum: Intel Core 2 Duo e6400 or AMD Athlon x64 4000+
You Have: Intel(R) Celeron(R) CPU 1005M @ 1.90GHz
Minimum: Nvidia GeForce 8600 GT or ATI Radeon HD 3600
You Have: Intel(R) HD Graphics
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Pixel Shader version 3.0 5.0
Icon Vertex Shader version 3.0 5.0
Icon Dedicated Video RAM 256 MB 32 MB
User avatar #385 to #384 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
sucks mang
#382 to #381 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
I already closed the tab.
User avatar #383 to #382 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
ctrl+shift+T
User avatar #353 - roll (03/24/2014) [-]
i love u and i think ur very nice
User avatar #354 to #353 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/24/2014) [-]
ur beautiful in every way
User avatar #355 to #354 - roll (03/24/2014) [-]
i think ur amazing
User avatar #356 to #355 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/24/2014) [-]
I think ur fantabulous
User avatar #357 to #356 - roll (03/24/2014) [-]
if i won the lottery id give u some money bec asue i love you
User avatar #358 to #357 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/24/2014) [-]
You gon make a ***** cry
User avatar #359 to #358 - roll (03/24/2014) [-]
i would wipe the tear from ur eye
User avatar #269 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
HELLO IS ROLL AGAIN
User avatar #312 to #291 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #332 to #312 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
I couldn't get into GTA Online cause of the assholes who shoot you down at the first site.
User avatar #333 to #332 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
s-sorry
User avatar #334 to #333 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
You act like you did something wrong.
User avatar #335 to #334 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
I may or may not use to do that
User avatar #338 to #336 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
id never hurt u i love u id take care of u and protect u
User avatar #340 to #339 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
what games do u play bby
User avatar #341 to #340 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
Mass Effect Trilogy, Battlefield 3 and 4, Halo Wars and 4, Fable 2 and 3, CoD MW 2, Fallout 3 and New Vegas, Civilization Revolution, Far Cry 3, N +, Dead Island,
User avatar #342 to #341 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
ooooo
i see :3
User avatar #343 to #342 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
You don't play any of these games?
User avatar #344 to #343 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
not anymore
i use to plaaay some of those
bf3
fable 2, 3
cod 4 - cod ghosts
fallout 3, nv
civ
fc3
n+
and dead island (i think 2nd was bettur)
User avatar #345 to #344 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
I'm guessing you sold them? (you are talking about console?)
User avatar #346 to #345 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
i didnt sell them i still have them
and yeah console :3
User avatar #347 to #346 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
Gamertag?
User avatar #348 to #347 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
HungryFurBears

<.< i-its not what u think
User avatar #349 to #348 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
Mines Afarakistan
User avatar #350 to #349 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
whaaaaaaaaa
why
User avatar #337 to #336 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
not anymore
i stay away from people
i go camping
bike riding
User avatar #351 to #337 - Whaaaaaaaaa (03/16/2014) [-]
Because!
User avatar #314 to #313 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
whats up :3
User avatar #315 to #314 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
nothing u
User avatar #316 to #315 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
sc2 maybe
User avatar #317 to #316 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
Starcraft 2?
User avatar #318 to #317 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
yeah
User avatar #319 to #318 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
Never played it before? Do you recommend it
User avatar #320 to #319 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
I'm new to it actually, literally just started playing like yesterday. I think it's super fun, theres a free version of it if you wanna try it. That's what I have, but I think ima buy the full.
User avatar #321 to #320 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
It's a RTS game, right?
User avatar #322 to #321 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
Yeah it is. Theres 1v1 and 2v2. If you downlaod and try it, we can try 2v2 if you'd like. Against bots. lol
User avatar #323 to #322 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
Where do I download it from?
User avatar #325 to #323 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
oh
do you have steam?
User avatar #326 to #325 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
No sorry it took so long, I fell asleep
User avatar #327 to #326 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
awwww *cry*
is ok
User avatar #328 to #327 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
I'm more of a console gamer
User avatar #329 to #328 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
das okeh
i play on xbox too sumtims
i just wanted to talk to u more
User avatar #330 to #329 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
I have a 360
User avatar #331 to #330 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
i just play gta online anymore lol
sometimes i play mc wif my frand
User avatar #324 to #323 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
Well I like using the desktop app (us.battle.net/en/app/) but I think you can just download it off the main page of battle.net. If you have the app you can download any of the games off of it. I have WoW. SC2, and Hearthstone downloaded
User avatar #292 to #291 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
my penis
bitchy pls
User avatar #294 to #292 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/12/2014) [-]
sorry it took so long to reply
User avatar #295 to #294 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
its okay
i fapped and came
back now
#296 to #295 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/12/2014) [-]
redy for round 2?
User avatar #297 to #296 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
ya bby
User avatar #299 to #298 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
LOL
#300 to #299 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/12/2014) [-]
bb, put it deeper
User avatar #301 to #300 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
tfw no more dick
#302 to #301 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/12/2014) [-]
Who said anything about dicks?
User avatar #303 to #302 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
but i love dicks
#304 to #303 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/12/2014) [-]
You ask, you shall receive
User avatar #305 to #304 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
ur the best
User avatar #307 to #306 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
y dont we tlak more
u break my heart
User avatar #308 to #307 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/12/2014) [-]
I am terrible when it comes to engaging in conversations
User avatar #309 to #308 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
u dont seem like it
User avatar #310 to #309 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/12/2014) [-]
Maybe it's only when I talk to people face to face Sorry it took so long to respond, my internet got disconnected
User avatar #311 to #310 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
its ok
i went to bed anywaysd
#293 to #292 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/12/2014) [-]
I thought I uploaded this
User avatar #273 to #272 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
i love u
User avatar #275 to #273 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/12/2014) [-]
you're making me blush
User avatar #276 to #275 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
i bet ur cute wen u blush
User avatar #280 to #279 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
:3
User avatar #282 to #281 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
id fuk ur butt
User avatar #284 to #283 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
i dont have any attractice pictures sorry
i love u tho
User avatar #286 to #285 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
LOL
User avatar #288 to #287 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
my boner can only get so erect
User avatar #250 - roll (02/01/2014) [-]
F.U.C.K stands for Friends U Can Keep so promise me, youll F.U.C.K. me 4 ever!! Send this to 5 people, and see who F.U.C.K.s you back!!
User avatar #251 to #250 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/01/2014) [-]
F.U.C.K stands for Friends U Can Keep so promise me, youll F.U.C.K. me 4 ever!! Send this to 5 people, and see who F.U.C.K.s you back!!
User avatar #252 to #251 - roll (02/09/2014) [-]
what was ur main
User avatar #253 to #252 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/09/2014) [-]
main what?
User avatar #254 to #253 - roll (02/09/2014) [-]
accoun t
User avatar #255 to #254 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/09/2014) [-]
this is my main account
User avatar #256 to #255 - roll (02/09/2014) [-]
did u have nasy othjers
User avatar #259 to #258 - roll (02/09/2014) [-]
but
User avatar #257 to #256 - roll (02/09/2014) [-]
any
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User avatar #263 to #262 - roll (02/09/2014) [-]
n-nothing...
User avatar #265 to #264 - roll (02/09/2014) [-]
<.<
User avatar #226 - roll (01/20/2014) [-]
hello
User avatar #248 to #226 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/01/2014) [-]
like wat? well hot dogs come in packs of ten but i can only fit eight into my ass
User avatar #249 to #248 - roll (02/01/2014) [-]
ehehehehehe
User avatar #228 to #227 - roll (01/20/2014) [-]
i love u
User avatar #229 to #228 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/20/2014) [-]
love u moar
User avatar #232 to #231 - roll (01/22/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #234 to #233 - roll (01/22/2014) [-]
omg bitchy no?~
not here senpai
User avatar #235 to #234 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/22/2014) [-]
It's not like i like you or anything b-baka
User avatar #238 to #237 - roll (01/31/2014) [-]
UL LALWYS B WITH BBY
User avatar #241 to #239 - roll (02/01/2014) [-]
bitchy
User avatar #243 to #242 - roll (02/01/2014) [-]
y r u so quiet
User avatar #244 to #243 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/01/2014) [-]
u wouldnt understand
User avatar #245 to #244 - roll (02/01/2014) [-]
i wuld bby
User avatar #246 to #245 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/01/2014) [-]
things hav been complicated
User avatar #247 to #246 - roll (02/01/2014) [-]
lik wat
User avatar #174 - savirleo ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
You were waaaaaaaaay off from first
#218 to #217 - savirleo ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#225 to #222 - savirleo ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#206 to #205 - savirleo ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#214 to #213 - savirleo ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
#175 to #174 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/12/2014) [-]
You had no comments on your profile so I just assumed
User avatar #176 to #175 - savirleo ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
Did it occur to you that I wiped my profile because of the recent banhappy mods?

How did you find me anyway?
#177 to #176 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/12/2014) [-]
No, some content
No, some content
User avatar #178 to #177 - savirleo ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
the helicopter one or the masturbating one?
User avatar #180 to #179 - savirleo ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
I never posted anything on there
User avatar #182 to #181 - savirleo ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
Ok. So something I posted 3 months ago was found. How nice
User avatar #223 to #220 - savirleo ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
I remember that. I used the image from the post rather than the one I had
#183 to #182 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/12/2014) [-]
i seem like such a creeper
User avatar #184 to #183 - savirleo ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
eh. Nothing new for the internet
#185 to #184 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/12/2014) [-]
Sorry for annoying you sorry for being Canadian
User avatar #186 to #185 - savirleo ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
I have nothing to do. You just gave me something
Being Canadian means nothing
#187 to #186 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/12/2014) [-]
Sorry for apologizing
#194 to #193 - savirleo ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
#173 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/12/2014) [-]
1
2
3
4
5
How many enters
User avatar #167 - roll (01/10/2014) [-]
im hungry
User avatar #169 to #168 - roll (01/10/2014) [-]
im just hungry'
i just lot a league match cus smurfs
User avatar #170 to #169 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/10/2014) [-]
eat something bb
User avatar #171 to #170 - roll (01/11/2014) [-]
SHOOT HIS HEAD OFF
User avatar #136 to #135 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/21/2013) [-]
bb wats wrong?
User avatar #139 to #137 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/21/2013) [-]
bb answer
User avatar #126 - roll (12/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #133 to #132 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/19/2013) [-]
lov u bb but I have to go 2 wrk
User avatar #134 to #133 - roll (12/19/2013) [-]
:c
have a good day
User avatar #90 - konradkurze (12/14/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 10**
dubs and i dress Bitch up as Lady Gaga
User avatar #152 to #90 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/03/2014) [-]
(reply limit) Hentai, lesbian, nagas, lamias, succubus
User avatar #154 to #153 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/03/2014) [-]
I'm not falling for it
User avatar #155 to #154 - konradkurze (01/03/2014) [-]
its a succubus.....
well....whatever Purgatory is...vampire/succubus idk
User avatar #156 to #155 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/03/2014) [-]
you said dubs and you'll show the southpark snooki thing, I don't trust you
User avatar #157 to #156 - konradkurze (01/03/2014) [-]
yeah and i DIDNT roll dubs, meaning no go there and move on to other stuff hence why i asked you for some ideas
User avatar #158 to #157 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/03/2014) [-]
r u trying 2 trik me m8
User avatar #159 to #158 - konradkurze (01/04/2014) [-]
did fallout 3 make you paranoid?
all those deathclaws and bears spawning out of nowhere makes you not trust anyone?

#160 to #159 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/04/2014) [-]
it's cuz the lizard men runnin the US r after me
User avatar #161 to #160 - konradkurze (01/04/2014) [-]
well check out that first link for succubus and ill dig you up one for Moira from fallout
User avatar #162 to #161 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/04/2014) [-]
i dont fukin think so m8
User avatar #163 to #162 - konradkurze (01/04/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 50**
dubs and i show you naked obama pics
User avatar #164 to #163 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/04/2014) [-]
fuk 0ff m8
User avatar #112 to #90 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/14/2013) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 49** dubs and it won't happen, non-dubs and it still doesn't happen
#113 to #112 - konradkurze (12/14/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 08**
dubs and everyone in your neighborhood finds out you were raped
User avatar #114 to #113 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/14/2013) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup finally rolls 22** I was never raped
#115 to #114 - konradkurze (12/14/2013) [-]
you win this round
#116 to #115 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/14/2013) [-]
I might not be able to give the mom anything but I can give it to you
#117 to #116 - konradkurze (12/14/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 22**
dubs and phans Dad rapes you
#119 to #118 - konradkurze (12/14/2013) [-]
&lt; what happens to you tonight
< what happens to you tonight
#121 to #120 - konradkurze (12/14/2013) [-]
too bad   
you may have gotten away from Phans mom but his dad got you   
   
&lt; related   
deal with it
too bad
you may have gotten away from Phans mom but his dad got you

< related
deal with it
User avatar #122 to #121 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/14/2013) [-]
y u do dis
#123 to #122 - konradkurze (12/14/2013) [-]
Im a Night Lord
******* your mind is what i do
User avatar #143 to #123 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/03/2014) [-]
I recently got out of therapy, needless to say, I have gotten over this
#144 to #143 - konradkurze (01/03/2014) [-]
im gonna tentacle rape you
User avatar #145 to #144 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/03/2014) [-]
bb that's my fetish
User avatar #147 to #145 - konradkurze (01/03/2014) [-]
so close
#146 to #145 - konradkurze (01/03/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 65**
dubs and i show you nude of the Southpark Snooki
User avatar #149 to #148 - konradkurze (01/03/2014) [-]
well what kinda porn are you into then?
User avatar #150 to #149 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/03/2014) [-]
Is this a legitimate question?
User avatar #151 to #150 - konradkurze (01/03/2014) [-]
kinda yeah
what is your fetish
User avatar #124 to #123 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/14/2013) [-]
I must go to therapy for this turn of events
#91 to #90 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/14/2013) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 70** In the beginning was the dubs, the dubs were with god, and the dubs were god.
#92 to #91 - konradkurze (12/14/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 18**
by the will of the Dark Gods
let me roll dubs
#93 to #92 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/14/2013) [-]
And then he said, let there be dubs
#95 to #93 - konradkurze (12/14/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 26**
dubs and i convert you to the worship of CHAOS
#96 to #95 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/14/2013) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 21** Lady Felicitas, guide my luck. Et venerunt duo volumen duos
#97 to #96 - konradkurze (12/14/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 11**
dubs and you become an Angry Marine
#99 to #98 - konradkurze (12/14/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 10**
dubs and you upgrade to Angry Dreadnought
#101 to #100 - konradkurze (12/14/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 47**
dubs and i buy you lunch
#102 to #101 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/14/2013) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 79**
#103 to #102 - konradkurze (12/14/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 07**
dubs and i eat you like a steak
#104 to #103 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/14/2013) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 90** dubs and I summon Shaq
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 90** dubs and I summon Shaq
#105 to #104 - konradkurze (12/14/2013) [-]
please
my cultists can handle your marines
#106 to #105 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/14/2013) [-]
Ya dun fuked up now
#107 to #106 - konradkurze (12/14/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 83**
dubsand i get Phan's mom to smoosh you
#108 to #107 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/14/2013) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup frantically rolls dubs**
User avatar #109 to #108 - konradkurze (12/14/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 86**
dubs and the number is how many times you get raped
User avatar #110 to #109 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/14/2013) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 97** how bout no
User avatar #111 to #110 - konradkurze (12/14/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 82**
dubs and i record the whole rape and sell it as porn for profit
User avatar #94 to #93 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/14/2013) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 09**
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