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#61 - That's the Old Testament ***** , Christians are no…  [+] (19 new replies) 6 hours ago on muslim girls are the best 0
User avatar #194 - wisdombranch (2 hours ago) [-]
The fact that it is OT is irrelevant.
#68 - popeflatus (6 hours ago) [-]
Which 10 Commandments?
The Ten Commandments are in the Old Testament, and if you read that story you'll know that there are more than 10.
User avatar #193 - wisdombranch (2 hours ago) [-]
There are the first ten: "Don't be assholes to eachother."
And the second ten: "You are my chose people, here are the terms and conditions."
#195 - popeflatus (2 hours ago) [-]
Then what does cooking a calf in it's mother's milk go to do with anything then? And why aren't there things like 'don't rape'? The Moses story is fiction.
User avatar #200 - wisdombranch (2 hours ago) [-]
hhhhhhh.... which story are you referring to?

The goat thing... I think that was popular at the time in the surrounding nations. Moreover it had a religious significance which totally didn't jive with Jehovah's groove.
#204 - popeflatus (1 hour ago) [-]
Goat or Calf. It was one of the second lot of commandments. Funny how Moses destroys the first lot but we still know what was written on them.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkCJ8rb8Grw

Check this vid dude.
User avatar #207 - wisdombranch (1 hour ago) [-]
yeah, just watched it.

So your assertion is that: An omniscient, omnipresent, eternal entity remembering something he said/wrote less than 2 months prior seems more than a little bit.... out of bounds?
#208 - popeflatus (1 hour ago) [-]
I'm saying the story is ridiculous with no evidence to support it. The Moses character is based on various other people, some real like Akhenaten and others fictitious, like Sargon.
User avatar #210 - wisdombranch (1 hour ago) [-]
What makes you say that Sargon and Moses are fakes but Akhenaten was real?
#220 - popeflatus (1 hour ago) [-]
There's physical evidence for the existence of Akhenaten but not the others. The others all have supernatural components to their stories so are considered very dubious as there is no evidence of the supernatural.
User avatar #222 - wisdombranch (1 hour ago) [-]
Ok, serious question time: Do Jews exist? Is there a nation of them? Do they have a country? How long has their nation or country be existing?
#223 - popeflatus (1 hour ago) [-]
Yes, yes, yes, recognized since 1949. Your point?
User avatar #224 - wisdombranch (1 hour ago) [-]
just establishing common ground. (BTW Common Grounds is a very good torrentable short comic series.)

Did a Nation of Jews exist prior the 20th century. Note: nation not people group or sect or whatever.
#225 - popeflatus (1 hour ago) [-]
No, I don't. The bible is where we get these stories but there's no evidence to back them up.
User avatar #228 - wisdombranch (1 hour ago) [-]
So....? Poof. --> Jews exist.

Glad we had this talk.
#229 - popeflatus (1 hour ago) [-]
No, you said nation, remember. The Jew's of the ancient Middle East were descended from the Canaanite people that existed prior to them. That is where they took the name of their god from. YHWH, Yahweh or Jehovah was a lesser god in the pantheon of El, the Canaanite god.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canaanite_religion
User avatar #230 - wisdombranch (1 hour ago) [-]
but does not Jehovah=Elohim?
#231 - popeflatus (1 hour ago) [-]
Lol. Sometimes, depends on who's interpreting it. The point is that YHWH is just a made up god like the rest.
User avatar #232 - wisdombranch (39 minutes ago) [-]
Maybe; maybe not.

Interesting thing about most atheists I have met: They claim that they don't know everything but that science will prove everything, humbly even. Yet, so often, on myriad topics that do not hold their interest, they claim that all that can be known about said topics is already known. They dismiss the concept without a first thought, much less a second.... and they say it with such egregious arrogant hubris.... It is weird, that's all. A stark and surprising contrast.

I do not say all. And I am not here to complain or point fingers. Theists do the same sort of cognitive dissonance as a group.... but far more rarely than atheists is this dissonance held in the mind of a single individual.

Personally, I think that most of the gods are/were indeed real; but we have seen so small of a picture of reality that nothing makes sense. On a related note, are you a SG-1 fan?

We have reached a point where I could debate you on either [chronological] sides of the issue, but have little knowledge of the issue itself. We have narrowed down the metaphorical debating field to a boxing ring. But I don't even know how to put on my gloves or where they are. You win by default.

Anyway, thank you for being so civil. You have given me much to research. But the sun is now up and I need breakfast.

I hope to meet you again. I will be wanting a rematch.
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User avatar #99 - turtletroll (12/23/2014) [-]
Sorry for being so ignorant
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User avatar #521 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/15/2014) [-]
Sea Mayonnaise
User avatar #519 - newforomador (12/14/2014) [-]
But you know I'm going to anyway.
#518 - newforomador (12/14/2014) [-]
I'm not sure I want to open that link.
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#516 - newforomador (12/14/2014) [-]
At least you can still get stoned.
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User avatar #400 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by bitchpleaseshutup
**** you
User avatar #417 - roll (09/29/2014) [-]
i miss u
User avatar #415 - newforomador (09/23/2014) [-]
Something that I just realized I don't know about you is the general area of where you live. I live in Pennsylvania, U.S.A
User avatar #416 to #415 - bitchpleaseshutup (09/24/2014) [-]
Granbury Texas
#411 - liero ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
Here's some bread since breadposting OP forgot about you.
Enjoy
User avatar #412 to #411 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/06/2014) [-]
It's not the same.
User avatar #408 - roll (07/06/2014) [-]
thats too big for me
i prefer small caaaaaaar
User avatar #409 to #408 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/06/2014) [-]
SUV master race
User avatar #410 to #409 - roll (07/06/2014) [-]
weve had a few cars over the years
im glad i can drive a small car
User avatar #404 - lordgeneral (06/29/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can appreciate this.

have you ever had relationship issues to the point that you had to command one pet to stop bothering you and another pet with incessant demands for sexual things?

Polygamy is less fun then it sounds.
#405 to #404 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/30/2014) [-]
You have two girls you can call at any time. I'm stuck here jerking it to succubus slaves on a text based game.
User avatar #406 to #405 - succubus ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
o_o
#407 to #406 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/01/2014) [-]
Ayo bb gurl, send me the nudes. It's around that time again.
#398 - anonymous (06/02/2014) [-]
If you hate anime why do you have a anime avatar
User avatar #392 - roll (06/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #386 - roll (04/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #374 to #373 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
KC & The Sunshine Band - (Shake Shake Shake) Shake Your Booty [HQ with lyrics] I'm running out of songs
#375 to #374 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
I'm running out of pictures
User avatar #376 to #375 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video) We should run off together
#377 to #376 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
I'm taken, remember?

source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3Yaj86m9vM

it's on steam for PC, and is free to play
User avatar #378 to #377 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
My PC isn't that great and I don't have any money for next gen
User avatar #380 to #379 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
"Sorry, your computer does not meet the minimum specifications required to run this product. Please review the details below for more information."
User avatar #381 to #380 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
and the details state...?
User avatar #384 to #381 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
I lack the CPU and Video Card

Minimum: Intel Core 2 Duo e6400 or AMD Athlon x64 4000+
You Have: Intel(R) Celeron(R) CPU 1005M @ 1.90GHz
Minimum: Nvidia GeForce 8600 GT or ATI Radeon HD 3600
You Have: Intel(R) HD Graphics
Required You have
Pixel Shader version 3.0 5.0
Icon Vertex Shader version 3.0 5.0
Icon Dedicated Video RAM 256 MB 32 MB
User avatar #385 to #384 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
sucks mang
#382 to #381 - bitchpleaseshutup (04/07/2014) [-]
I already closed the tab.
User avatar #383 to #382 - lordgeneral (04/07/2014) [-]
ctrl+shift+T
User avatar #353 - roll (03/24/2014) [-]
i love u and i think ur very nice
User avatar #354 to #353 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/24/2014) [-]
ur beautiful in every way
User avatar #355 to #354 - roll (03/24/2014) [-]
i think ur amazing
User avatar #356 to #355 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/24/2014) [-]
I think ur fantabulous
User avatar #357 to #356 - roll (03/24/2014) [-]
if i won the lottery id give u some money bec asue i love you
User avatar #358 to #357 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/24/2014) [-]
You gon make a ***** cry
User avatar #359 to #358 - roll (03/24/2014) [-]
i would wipe the tear from ur eye
User avatar #269 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
HELLO IS ROLL AGAIN
User avatar #312 to #291 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #332 to #312 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
I couldn't get into GTA Online cause of the assholes who shoot you down at the first site.
User avatar #333 to #332 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
s-sorry
User avatar #334 to #333 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
You act like you did something wrong.
User avatar #335 to #334 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
I may or may not use to do that
User avatar #338 to #336 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
id never hurt u i love u id take care of u and protect u
User avatar #340 to #339 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
what games do u play bby
User avatar #341 to #340 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
Mass Effect Trilogy, Battlefield 3 and 4, Halo Wars and 4, Fable 2 and 3, CoD MW 2, Fallout 3 and New Vegas, Civilization Revolution, Far Cry 3, N +, Dead Island,
User avatar #342 to #341 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
ooooo
i see :3
User avatar #343 to #342 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
You don't play any of these games?
User avatar #344 to #343 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
not anymore
i use to plaaay some of those
bf3
fable 2, 3
cod 4 - cod ghosts
fallout 3, nv
civ
fc3
n+
and dead island (i think 2nd was bettur)
User avatar #345 to #344 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
I'm guessing you sold them? (you are talking about console?)
User avatar #346 to #345 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
i didnt sell them i still have them
and yeah console :3
User avatar #347 to #346 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
Gamertag?
User avatar #348 to #347 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
HungryFurBears

<.< i-its not what u think
User avatar #349 to #348 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
Mines Afarakistan
User avatar #350 to #349 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
whaaaaaaaaa
why
User avatar #337 to #336 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
not anymore
i stay away from people
i go camping
bike riding
User avatar #351 to #337 - Whaaaaaaaaa (03/16/2014) [-]
Because!
User avatar #314 to #313 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
whats up :3
User avatar #315 to #314 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
nothing u
User avatar #316 to #315 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
sc2 maybe
User avatar #317 to #316 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
Starcraft 2?
User avatar #318 to #317 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
yeah
User avatar #319 to #318 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
Never played it before? Do you recommend it
User avatar #320 to #319 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
I'm new to it actually, literally just started playing like yesterday. I think it's super fun, theres a free version of it if you wanna try it. That's what I have, but I think ima buy the full.
User avatar #321 to #320 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
It's a RTS game, right?
User avatar #322 to #321 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
Yeah it is. Theres 1v1 and 2v2. If you downlaod and try it, we can try 2v2 if you'd like. Against bots. lol
User avatar #323 to #322 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
Where do I download it from?
User avatar #325 to #323 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
oh
do you have steam?
User avatar #326 to #325 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
No sorry it took so long, I fell asleep
User avatar #327 to #326 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
awwww *cry*
is ok
User avatar #328 to #327 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
I'm more of a console gamer
User avatar #329 to #328 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
das okeh
i play on xbox too sumtims
i just wanted to talk to u more
User avatar #330 to #329 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/14/2014) [-]
I have a 360
User avatar #331 to #330 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
i just play gta online anymore lol
sometimes i play mc wif my frand
User avatar #324 to #323 - roll (03/14/2014) [-]
Well I like using the desktop app (us.battle.net/en/app/) but I think you can just download it off the main page of battle.net. If you have the app you can download any of the games off of it. I have WoW. SC2, and Hearthstone downloaded
User avatar #292 to #291 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
my penis
bitchy pls
User avatar #294 to #292 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/12/2014) [-]
sorry it took so long to reply
User avatar #295 to #294 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
its okay
i fapped and came
back now
#296 to #295 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/12/2014) [-]
redy for round 2?
User avatar #297 to #296 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
ya bby
User avatar #299 to #298 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
LOL
#300 to #299 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/12/2014) [-]
bb, put it deeper
User avatar #301 to #300 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
tfw no more dick
#302 to #301 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/12/2014) [-]
Who said anything about dicks?
User avatar #303 to #302 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
but i love dicks
#304 to #303 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/12/2014) [-]
You ask, you shall receive
User avatar #305 to #304 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
ur the best
User avatar #307 to #306 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
y dont we tlak more
u break my heart
User avatar #308 to #307 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/12/2014) [-]
I am terrible when it comes to engaging in conversations
User avatar #309 to #308 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
u dont seem like it
User avatar #310 to #309 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/12/2014) [-]
Maybe it's only when I talk to people face to face Sorry it took so long to respond, my internet got disconnected
User avatar #311 to #310 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
its ok
i went to bed anywaysd
#293 to #292 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/12/2014) [-]
I thought I uploaded this
User avatar #273 to #272 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
i love u
User avatar #275 to #273 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/12/2014) [-]
you're making me blush
User avatar #276 to #275 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
i bet ur cute wen u blush
User avatar #280 to #279 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
:3
User avatar #282 to #281 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
id fuk ur butt
User avatar #284 to #283 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
i dont have any attractice pictures sorry
i love u tho
User avatar #286 to #285 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
LOL
User avatar #288 to #287 - roll (03/12/2014) [-]
my boner can only get so erect
User avatar #250 - roll (02/01/2014) [-]
F.U.C.K stands for Friends U Can Keep so promise me, youll F.U.C.K. me 4 ever!! Send this to 5 people, and see who F.U.C.K.s you back!!
User avatar #251 to #250 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/01/2014) [-]
F.U.C.K stands for Friends U Can Keep so promise me, youll F.U.C.K. me 4 ever!! Send this to 5 people, and see who F.U.C.K.s you back!!
User avatar #252 to #251 - roll (02/09/2014) [-]
what was ur main
User avatar #253 to #252 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/09/2014) [-]
main what?
User avatar #254 to #253 - roll (02/09/2014) [-]
accoun t
User avatar #255 to #254 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/09/2014) [-]
this is my main account
User avatar #256 to #255 - roll (02/09/2014) [-]
did u have nasy othjers
User avatar #259 to #258 - roll (02/09/2014) [-]
but
User avatar #257 to #256 - roll (02/09/2014) [-]
any
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User avatar #263 to #262 - roll (02/09/2014) [-]
n-nothing...
User avatar #265 to #264 - roll (02/09/2014) [-]
<.<
User avatar #226 - roll (01/20/2014) [-]
hello
User avatar #248 to #226 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/01/2014) [-]
like wat? well hot dogs come in packs of ten but i can only fit eight into my ass
User avatar #249 to #248 - roll (02/01/2014) [-]
ehehehehehe
User avatar #228 to #227 - roll (01/20/2014) [-]
i love u
User avatar #229 to #228 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/20/2014) [-]
love u moar
User avatar #232 to #231 - roll (01/22/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #234 to #233 - roll (01/22/2014) [-]
omg bitchy no?~
not here senpai
User avatar #235 to #234 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/22/2014) [-]
It's not like i like you or anything b-baka
User avatar #238 to #237 - roll (01/31/2014) [-]
UL LALWYS B WITH BBY
User avatar #241 to #239 - roll (02/01/2014) [-]
bitchy
User avatar #243 to #242 - roll (02/01/2014) [-]
y r u so quiet
User avatar #244 to #243 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/01/2014) [-]
u wouldnt understand
User avatar #245 to #244 - roll (02/01/2014) [-]
i wuld bby
User avatar #246 to #245 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/01/2014) [-]
things hav been complicated
User avatar #247 to #246 - roll (02/01/2014) [-]
lik wat
User avatar #174 - savirleo (01/12/2014) [-]
You were waaaaaaaaay off from first
#175 to #174 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/12/2014) [-]
You had no comments on your profile so I just assumed
User avatar #176 to #175 - savirleo (01/12/2014) [-]
Did it occur to you that I wiped my profile because of the recent banhappy mods?

How did you find me anyway?
#177 to #176 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/12/2014) [-]
No, some content
No, some content
User avatar #178 to #177 - savirleo (01/12/2014) [-]
the helicopter one or the masturbating one?
User avatar #180 to #179 - savirleo (01/12/2014) [-]
I never posted anything on there
User avatar #182 to #181 - savirleo (01/12/2014) [-]
Ok. So something I posted 3 months ago was found. How nice
User avatar #223 to #220 - savirleo (01/12/2014) [-]
I remember that. I used the image from the post rather than the one I had
#183 to #182 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/12/2014) [-]
i seem like such a creeper
User avatar #184 to #183 - savirleo (01/12/2014) [-]
eh. Nothing new for the internet
#185 to #184 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/12/2014) [-]
Sorry for annoying you sorry for being Canadian
User avatar #186 to #185 - savirleo (01/12/2014) [-]
I have nothing to do. You just gave me something
Being Canadian means nothing
#187 to #186 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/12/2014) [-]
Sorry for apologizing
#173 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/12/2014) [-]
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How many enters
User avatar #167 - roll (01/10/2014) [-]
im hungry
User avatar #169 to #168 - roll (01/10/2014) [-]
im just hungry'
i just lot a league match cus smurfs
User avatar #170 to #169 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/10/2014) [-]
eat something bb
User avatar #171 to #170 - roll (01/11/2014) [-]
SHOOT HIS HEAD OFF
User avatar #136 to #135 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/21/2013) [-]
bb wats wrong?
User avatar #139 to #137 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/21/2013) [-]
bb answer
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