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- 3 Words One Punch Man
Golden Experience Requiem.
Except it's canon that The World Over Heaven is able to cancel out Golden Experience Requiem, which means Saitama would also be able to do so.
Eyes over Heaven hasn't been said to be canon, as far as I remember, so no. Fuck you.
Eh, even if Eyes over Heaven isn't canon, you know what is canon? One Punch Man's punchline. And the punchline is that there is no conceivable circumstance in which Saitama would ever lose any fight for any reason. Joke characters don't have rules.
But, see, GER is a meme now
And memes also don't have rules.
Okay, but Jojo itself isn't intended as a joke or meme. How would GER even do anything to Saitama anyway? He's utterly invulnerable and immune to all effects.
GER can set anything back to 0.
Anyone's strength, anyone's will to live, anyone's will to fight, anyone's will to exist. GER also negates damage, negative effects, and positive effects to the user, if the user wills it. And if the user doesn't will it? It does it anyways.
The fun thing about GER is that his ability to set anything to 0 isn't an effect. It is absolutely rewriting reality, and the ability to control reality is key in ANY universe, joke or not.
And even if GER doesn't DO anything to Saitama, Saitama can't do anything to it. Because it negates anything.
Yeah except it's canon that Saitama would be immune to that, and that it would not be capable of stopping one of his punches. That's the joke.
Fuck yo joke nigga. The ability for Saitama to do anything is set to 0, the joke is set to 0.
...Except that wouldn't work on him because he'd be immune to it. Saitama exists outside of reality and is immune to everything. His joke is that no fictional or nonfictional being can defeat him. No idea anyone will ever come up with, no idea that has already been had. Saitama wins every single fight against literally any opponent and will never lose. Pitting him up against anything is missing the point of his joke. You are incapable of concocting a scenario that causes him to lose, because there IS no scenario in which Saitama loses.
Weebs totally do get in arguments about which character would win, and I find them fun to watch, and fun to have. And I enjoyed this one, even if the arguments just boiled down to "GER fuck you" and "da joke da joke da joke." Mostly because I laughed at the fact
One Punch Man, as you say, was meant to parody people who repeatedly argue shit like that about who's the stronger character using the same repeated lines about their powers, and that's what we, and everyone else that ropes Saitama into every fight argument, ended up doing. Kinda ironic :^)
Honestly dude it just sounds like you're mad. The entire reason Saitama exists is because weebs get in arguments like this where they use their favorite overpowered horseshit anime character in a pseudo dick measuring contest. Saitama is a humorous subversion in that he isn't cool, so he isn't used as a pseudo-dick, but also wins any contest instantaneously.
By arguing that Saitama would ever lose for any reason, you are only further proving why his existence is necessary.
His being outside reality is set to 0, his ability to win every single fight is set to 0.
There are plenty of scenarios where Saitama loses. People just continuously scream "JOKE! JOOOOOOKE! DA JOKE IS HE CAN'T LOSE!" while providing no in-universe evidence as to WHY he can't lose which, last I checked, there was none. The joke is also shit and from what I heard is not actually the joke.
But fine, Saitama can't lose to anyone? Meet Dick Kick Nick. Pic related. The joke is he can't be hurt by anything forever and ever and ever, everyone's dicks gets really sensitive when he's near, and he's so strong and fast that he's already kicked your dick a million times and also you're dead fuck you. HILARIOUS, RIGHT? Dick Kick Nick wins.
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Yeah, why aren't those samurai in their rifle lines like they should be?
It's called half swordind, but it doesn't really work with Katanas.
Katanas would be too flimsy against heavy platemail armors anyway.
But then samurais usually used spears
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