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Date Signed Up:3/31/2014
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I am here to try and explain the biology behind scientific posts. In addition, I will create my own content teaching those interested in the subject some random topics in the vast field of biology. I'm just a call away!

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#1 - Yeah it's an obvious fake. Second piece of paper held over the… 9 hours ago on This lil nigga 0
#26 - Admit it, you'd bang anything on legs.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on Realistic female Disney... 0
User avatar #46 - Tyranitar (08/03/2014) [-]
I don't know, man, Ariel is looking pretty good too...
#25 - Last post was full of errors. 08/03/2014 on Artwork by Anonymous 0
#24 - Some people do. That's always the case and that is always goin…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Artwork by Anonymous 0
User avatar #37 - ridivey (08/03/2014) [-]
having "taste" is fine, but spending 100,000$ on a piece of paper that has been printed out from the internet is just stupid, and of course I got red thumbs for making valid points about today's fucked up standards
User avatar #25 - bioexplain (08/03/2014) [-]
Last post was full of errors.
#23 - Comment deleted 08/03/2014 on Artwork by Anonymous 0
#21 - May I ask why?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Artwork by Anonymous 0
User avatar #22 - ridivey (08/03/2014) [-]
because it makes me angry that people would value "art" as dumb as that so highly, it's just as bad as those "modern art" cringe posts
User avatar #24 - bioexplain (08/03/2014) [-]
Some people do. That's always the case and that is always going to be the case. People assign different personal value to different things, it's called taste. Now monetary value to paintings and objects which are considered "artistic" are assigned by not only by the artist himself but also by the the person who actually buys the piece. Now this particular bloke may have a taste completely different from the norm but why should that matter? The piece means something to that particular person and they have the resources to buy it. Just because someone with lots of money buys something that you don't agree with, doesn't mean you should be angry about it. Why should trivial things like this matter to you? It really shouldn't.
User avatar #37 - ridivey (08/03/2014) [-]
having "taste" is fine, but spending 100,000$ on a piece of paper that has been printed out from the internet is just stupid, and of course I got red thumbs for making valid points about today's fucked up standards
User avatar #25 - bioexplain (08/03/2014) [-]
Last post was full of errors.
#23 - bioexplain has deleted their comment.
#77 - Short answer: Depends on the type of conjoined twin.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on /b/asic day 0
User avatar #92 - sciencexplain (07/30/2014) [-]
So which type of conjoined twin is this example then?
#141 - Nice and concise. Well done. 07/28/2014 on The world needs more people... 0
#3 - muh triggers 07/23/2014 on Bodyguard Blanket Is A... 0
#14 - 2/10 not enough vodka. 07/23/2014 on Time to heist [desc.] 0
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User avatar #39 - sanbonzakura (08/05/2014) [-]
hello
i have a question for you
do we have medicinexplain or do you cover that field as well?
User avatar #34 - sciencexplain (07/12/2014) [-]
Do you think you could check this one quickly and make sure everything is in check? I'm no biologist or veterinarian, so I used whatever sources I could find to build this paragraph:

Dogs are members of the Carnivora order, and whilst they descend from wolves, they are often described as either carnivorous or omnivorous. Dogs are actually able to adapt to a wide-range based diet and meat is not absolutely necessary for their survival or their nutritional intake. While dogs don't need meat but can have meat substitutes, it is recommended that because a dog descends from wolves, they are fed meat because their bodies simply are much better at processing it because that is how they are designed. They can even live from a starch-based diet thanks to a genetic adaptation, but it isn't recommended to try it. Many people say that they can't digest vegetables, but dogs can digest meat, vegetables, grains and carbs and many more foods, except for some processed sweet foods like chocolate, which can cause theobromine poisoning.
User avatar #35 to #34 - bioexplain (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I don't see anything wrong with that. Dogs can certainly digest carbohydrate based foods but they are designed with a carnivorous bias (their bodies are optimized to eat meat).
User avatar #36 to #35 - sciencexplain (07/12/2014) [-]
Sweet. When I get spammed with red toes because this site thinks I'm wrong for some reason, I'm relying on you to fight in my corner because I have nothing for disproving and such, whereas you probably do.
User avatar #38 to #36 - carnivora (07/12/2014) [-]
I will back you up too, trust me I am carnivora
User avatar #37 to #36 - bioexplain (07/12/2014) [-]
Of course. But if it's anything to do with physics, I am hopeless.
User avatar #20 - Sethorein ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
TFW someone else took psychexplain and got banned :I
User avatar #28 to #20 - abstractpink (07/11/2014) [-]
I was one of the three original explainers, y'know!
User avatar #21 to #20 - bioexplain (07/11/2014) [-]
No, you're kidding. Jesus, I'm sorry. Who took the account. I'm sure it's not daen who got it banned.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Sethorein ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/psychexplain

I dunno who daen is, but whoever used psychexplain made a grave error
User avatar #25 to #22 - bioexplain (07/11/2014) [-]
But I don't see the spam
User avatar #24 to #22 - bioexplain (07/11/2014) [-]
Oh wait I see it now
User avatar #23 to #22 - bioexplain (07/11/2014) [-]
Well I remember daentraya and abstractpink (I think) used to run the account but I don't think either of them could do a bannable offence. I don't even see why they got banned.
User avatar #30 to #29 - abstractpink (07/11/2014) [-]
whoops i guess
User avatar #31 to #30 - bioexplain (07/11/2014) [-]
That's a shame. Oh well, how long is the ban?
User avatar #32 to #31 - abstractpink (07/11/2014) [-]
It's permanent. I also managed to get user o.mbra IP banned. You see, we made my big black penetrative daddy mad on /bronies/, and he banned like 30 users, me being one of them, and thus psyche died, and such.

However within an hour or two of my perma ban, a mod got me and my gf unbanned as the only ones. I think a little more people got unbanned after a couple of days, but not many.
User avatar #33 to #32 - bioexplain (07/11/2014) [-]
Ah so he was in one of his hissy fits again. Honestly, that boy needs to grow up a bit.
User avatar #26 to #23 - Sethorein ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Weird....
User avatar #14 - sciencexplain (06/17/2014) [-]
My account may say deleted for a while, but don't fear! I've merely deactivated it since I need a break to focus on my work since I've fallen behind and I'm risking being kicked out. If you want, you can take control of the account for some time just since there will be questions about biology that I get summoned to that are better suited to you. Hope you're having fun on your holiday.
User avatar #15 to #14 - bioexplain (06/28/2014) [-]
Hello there. I've just come back and I would be glad to take over for a while. I certainly have the time to spare at the moment. I'm sorry to hear about how your work is getting to you, all I can say is that you should not let where you are going control you, but rather, you should control where you are going and don't let a job be the master of your fate. Anyway I do hope you take care of yourself, It would be awful if you are tense all the time.
User avatar #16 to #15 - sciencexplain (06/28/2014) [-]
Well it's gotten better, but only through excruciating loss of my spare time. But I'd happily let you take over, or at least the biology part since I suck really bad at biology. I would still be happy to do chemistry and reactions and whatever is my category, but if we were to do that, I would put -S at the end of my comments and you could put -B. Just a thought, since the sciencexplain account is probably more popular than bioexplain and places around #80 in comments, so the summon demands are quite high on a good day.
User avatar #17 to #16 - bioexplain (06/28/2014) [-]
Good plan. Bioexplain hasn't been getting many summons because I haven't been active much. That's all.
User avatar #18 to #17 - sciencexplain (06/28/2014) [-]
Well then, it looks like I'll have to set a new password (I don't want this account to use the password for my facebook and other accounts) and then I'll introduce you. You can check the summons and deal with all the biology, and if there's something you're shaky on, leave the notification in the notes list and I'll sift through them when I get home. I'll inbox you the password shortly.
User avatar #19 to #18 - bioexplain (06/28/2014) [-]
cheers.
User avatar #10 - megpoidgumibear (04/30/2014) [-]
can giant monsters exist, as in, 5 times the size of a whale?
#11 to #10 - bioexplain (04/30/2014) [-]
Of course! Don't know about 5 times but look at sauropods, they were the largest terrestrial animals that I know of and they are massive. There are limits, of course. Increasing size causes mass to increase by the power of 3 while muscle and bone strength increases by the power of 2, you eventually get to a point where the bones are too heavy to support themselves, now this also explains why sea animals can be heavier than land animals, it is simply because things weigh less in water. There are other factors and ways to get around this but this is just the short version.
User avatar #12 to #11 - megpoidgumibear (04/30/2014) [-]
But how do they feed? do they eat other giant animals?
or do they need so much that they have to eat more than there is?
User avatar #13 to #12 - bioexplain (04/30/2014) [-]
I'm not sure what you mean by "they have to eat more than there is" but short answer is that they eat large plants or animals or lots and lots of tiny plants or animals like how whales eat krill.
User avatar #7 - sciencexplain (04/19/2014) [-]
READ YOUR NOTES!

I summoned you.
User avatar #8 to #7 - bioexplain (04/24/2014) [-]
I'm sorry I'm quite swamped right now. I will try and be on more often.
User avatar #9 to #8 - sciencexplain (04/24/2014) [-]
It's not a problem. I can fill in for you if you want.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bioexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
Looks fantastic. Thank you!
User avatar #1 - blobboy (03/31/2014) [-]
Yo fizzle.
I'm here to make your profizzle.
Look at science/joke/pscyhe xplain's superhero profile picture, it's the theme goin on.
So, when I make yours, what color/text at the top/symbol would you like?
User avatar #2 to #1 - bioexplain (03/31/2014) [-]
Oh wow! Thanks a lot. Unfortunately the biohazard symbol and the colour green has been taken by sciencexplain and phychexplain, respectively, but I think I will go for purple colour, a double helix and text... how about "pull down your genes"?
User avatar #3 to #2 - blobboy (03/31/2014) [-]
Pure green hasn't been taken yet, just teal.
User avatar #4 to #3 - bioexplain (03/31/2014) [-]
Oh right. Teal looks like green to me. If we can go green then I would love to go green.
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