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bioconstriculative

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Date Signed Up:7/29/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
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Content Ranking:#6319
Comment Ranking:#1714
Highest Content Rank:#2554
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Level 63 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 64 Content: FJ Cultist
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Total Comments Made:747
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#45 - Checkmate atheists 08/31/2015 on If Joker Was A Woman.... +1
#59 - That was beautiful man. 08/31/2015 on That Escalated Quickly +2
#62 - I thought it was gonna be John cena. 08/31/2015 on Uploading for personal use... +3
#269 - Saying* 08/31/2015 on More Trump content 0
#268 - That what I'm dying dude. It's why we need to crack down. Less…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2015 on More Trump content +1
#269 - bioconstriculative (08/31/2015) [-]
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#116 - Just because Mexico is a **** hole run by cartels doesn…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/30/2015 on More Trump content +2
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#251 - thegrimpoe (08/31/2015) [-]
dude mexicans work way harder than you ever would, because they are exactly as expendable as you think they are

If I hired whitey instead of sanchez and tried to underpay them both, whitey could sue my ass, sanchez is just gonna get deported and i can hire carlos instead
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#281 - KazumaKyu (08/31/2015) [-]
So obviously the solution is to crack down really hard on illegal immigration, like bioconstriculative said. If there are no illegals in the country, no scummy guttershite businessman can go around trying to underpay people without getting sued into the next millennium. Literally everyone wins except the illegals, who will potentially even be motivated to try and enter the country THE LEGAL WAY instead of being a parasite.
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#301 - thegrimpoe (08/31/2015) [-]
but these people will always exist, either as trailer trash or as mexicans. Poor families have many children, its just a fact of life, the colonials did it, mexicans do it and white trash will do it too. Cutting off the illegals just means more white trash. Maybe thats what you want but it certaintly wont cure the economic problems associated with it
#268 - bioconstriculative (08/31/2015) [-]
That what I'm dying dude. It's why we need to crack down. Less illegals=less worker exploitation, and more jobs for actual citizens.
#269 - bioconstriculative (08/31/2015) [-]
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#67 - This would be a great way to trap SJWs. If they say genetics d…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Pokemon joke +13
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#72 - teevee (08/30/2015) [-]
if they say it's genetics, then evolution is the basic reason nobody wants to be with them. why would i want to pass your self-claimed shitty genetics to my kids?
#69 - Tyranitar (08/30/2015) [-]
Shit, beat by 27 seconds.
#86 - Yeah, he just HAPPENED to shoot himself with the exact sam… 08/30/2015 on Black Privilege +3
#85 - He is totally shown holding the gun in the video. The hand wit… 08/30/2015 on Black Privilege +1
#134 - I kind of like trump's policies, but this is just pathetic. 08/30/2015 on Donald Trump vs Danny Zuker... 0
#41 - Comment deleted 08/29/2015 on Teddy 0
#10 - Still waiting for Lightsaber Fightsaber part 3. 08/28/2015 on Tutorial +5
#11 - A very subtle way of saying "white people are too smart t…  [+] (19 new replies) 08/28/2015 on White lives matter +549
#86 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]
>White people get killed by gunman in senseless act of violence
>No riots
>Local sports team wins or loses
>Half the city is on fire

Now lets try another scenario
>Black people killed by Officers of the law whose job we assume is to not randomly kill people for no apparent reason.
>People riot and are somehow degenerates
#116 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]
>Sports fans
>People
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#27 - bobtombobbob (08/28/2015) [-]
no...
They riot over very important shit..
Pumpkins.
Sports team losses
Blacks guy went in an elevator to a whites only floor.
You know the real issues
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#95 - opticmonkey (08/28/2015) [-]
Don't worry man, you're right white people riot over dumb shit too, apparently fj hivemind has a selective memory
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#43 - instalation (08/28/2015) [-]
See you're right, but you need to remember Funnyjunk is the new way to browse /po/. White people dindu nuffin ever.

#39 - hellsjester (08/28/2015) [-]
yah but all of these have one thing in common. alcohol.
white people filling up the streets. safe
black people filling up the streets. "you in the wrong neighborhood honky"
<white people with booze filling up the streets.
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#77 - heartlessrobot (08/28/2015) [-]
Flipping cars and burning shit isn't exactly safe.
#38 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]
You're a retard.
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#30 - electronicbacon (08/28/2015) [-]
...pumpkins?
#117 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]
that was pumpkin fest homie, shit was lit. kinda glad i transfered schools tho
#49 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]
Haha. You are citing sources which proves you wrong. How does it feel to be a waste of oxygen?
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#131 - bobtombobbob (08/28/2015) [-]
Nothing I said proved me wrong.
please explain
#37 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]
Way to blindly listen to a tumblr to get all your facts
#36 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]
The article literally says they were guys partying not rioting, the only mention of rioting was in the riot gear they had to use
0/10 did not fall for your bullshit attempt to twist the facts
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#132 - bobtombobbob (08/28/2015) [-]
>flipping over cars and burning shit is not a party
#109 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]
That's cause when white people riot, they call it a "party that got a little out of hand."
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#23 - manofparody (08/28/2015) [-]
But...

It's true...
#25 - masanori (08/28/2015) [-]
Oh, it's you again.
#150 - >Your problem is you don't care. We clearly care a… 08/28/2015 on Cancer is Beautiful xoxo +1
#199 - For ***** sake, proof read your ******* comment. 08/27/2015 on Oh... -1
#192 - Comment deleted 08/27/2015 on Oh... 0
#38 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2015 on Proposing +11
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#36 - Of even worse, an...  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2015 on Proposing +12
#38 - bioconstriculative (08/27/2015) [-]
#41 - unfitninjuh (08/27/2015) [-]
#275 - TFW I'm excited for BO3 and read the comments  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2015 on we already know the winner 0
#328 - serefth (08/27/2015) [-]
nah BO is still an alright game, it just wont win seeing as a call of doody comes out every year
#130 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2015 on Another Dindu Nuffin +5
#136 - wellimnotsure Comment deleted by bioconstriculative
#92 - >implying the United States as a whole had anything to do w… 08/27/2015 on Best friends reunite after... +2
#114 - Picture 08/27/2015 on Kiss +1
#6 - I cannot ******* tell you how frustrating it was to hav…  [+] (23 new replies) 08/26/2015 on lego +24
#31 - seferofe (08/26/2015) [-]
I still have one of my favourite old Bionicle.
I had the brown and green one but parts kept disappearing and now all I have is the masks.
#61 - bahtzee (08/27/2015) [-]
Makuta was the shit.
#109 - vissova (08/27/2015) [-]
Step aside for the real best Bionicle set, mother fucker.
#113 - berserkerlord (08/28/2015) [-]
What is this!? Matey, I really don't think that is real, I am searching the 6934 serial number asap.
#116 - vissova (08/28/2015) [-]
It's real. I don't remember if it's a set that can be bought in a store. It could have been a thing you get if you spend over a certain amount of money on Lego or something. It was released during the Piraka vs Inika story like this guy
#117 - berserkerlord (08/28/2015) [-]
Hol-ee-fack-in-sheeat. How horrifying. Lego, what were you thinking when you made this?
#118 - vissova (08/28/2015) [-]
I have no idea. They did this more than twice, too.
This set is supposed to be the Turaga version of Lhikan from the second Bionicle movie. The set is literally called "Gold Good Guy."
#119 - berserkerlord (08/28/2015) [-]
He's uh... He's got... hands for feet... and he's missing a hand...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWy0JevgS-8
#120 - vissova (08/28/2015) [-]
Maybe these two are brothers. Neither of them have hands.
#121 - berserkerlord (08/28/2015) [-]
Sorry to use more jontron, matey, but here you go.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5phl8p3euG4
#98 - obese (08/27/2015) [-]
Dat head turning action. My favorite was Tahu Nuva.
I still have about 25% of my old collection. I can't build shit now.
Makuta's elements where very fun to use when building other shit.
The colors, the versatility. The only bionicle elements I hate where these bitches, I thought they looked stupid and where annoying to find because I had so many of them.
#112 - bahtzee (08/27/2015) [-]
I actually fucking loved those ones.
#95 - seferofe (08/27/2015) [-]
My favourite most recent one I have is vezon and fenrakk. Haven't gotten any in years and probably won't, I still have the Lego star destroyer to rebuild.
#72 - berserkerlord (08/27/2015) [-]
Sorry matey, rakhshi were ballin'

Pic related, it's the one I got.
#76 - rollfourexplain (08/27/2015) [-]
I had that one too! He had some lever action arms or something to swing his weapon, right?
#114 - berserkerlord (08/28/2015) [-]
Yep, there's a gear system that swings his arms laterally. It also had the compartment for the... Worm thing (I forget its name), and let me tell you, matey, that thing couldn't stay closed.
#74 - deaminzaints (08/27/2015) [-]
Go old or go home.

Just look at that "we dont give a fuck"-face they got on. stone cold pimps.
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#77 - gabikak (08/27/2015) [-]
Nuva masterrace.
As a kid I had the full Toa Nuva set, all the Rashis,Takua, Takanuva, Makuta, every Bohrok and all Bionicle films
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#99 - obese (08/27/2015) [-]
All the sets I had:
All the Rahkshi
All the Toa Nuva
All the Toa Mata in exception to Kopaka
The Boxor
The Exo Toa
Makuta
Takanuva and his motorcycle buddy
All the original Borok
Only one of the Borok Kal, Gahlok I think it was called?
Random Matoran types and models.
The blue Pirakha.
The red Squid eldrich-looking fish monster.
And many more.

My Stepdad was a dick. Made me hate my passion for Bionicles so I threw most of them away. I hate myself now because I really wanna play with them. I got some more that I ordered and they're sitting in a few boxes by my dresser but it's not the same. *logs out to go build shit*
#115 - berserkerlord (08/28/2015) [-]
Oh dude... Let me recollect.

I had:
Scopio
Gelu
That blue bat thing
Antroz and the T6 (I believe that's what it was called)
Vezok
Thok
Matoro (Voya nui version)
Hahli (Aqua nui version)
Gadunka
I forget his name, that big silver guy from the barraki year
Takadox
The red vahki
The white vahki
Lerahk
and... all of the 2.0 hero factory heroes (inb4 hero factory sucks)

And that's all I can name off the top of my head. I probably have one or two more, I'll add to the list if I can think of them.
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#122 - obese (08/28/2015) [-]
I had all the Vahki sets too. They where awesome. How could I forget those?
OH and the spiders. The Metru Toa, I had most of those too.
The Vahki's heads where very interesting. I made a Giratina lookalike out of them before. It was beast.
#124 - berserkerlord (08/29/2015) [-]
I know what you mean, I'm using both the vahki heads on some mods right now.

I remembered that I got the karda nui exclusive figure (that bat thing) and I got metus (the agori)
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#11 - He's blowing a cock. 08/26/2015 on Breathtaking photos #14 +17
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User avatar #3 - ronkfjoll (03/06/2015) [-]
I will ******* end you, you piece of Norwegian traitor **** .
User avatar #5 to #4 - ronkfjoll (03/07/2015) [-]
If you ever say that my king is ugly, I promise you. You will regret
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