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Date Signed Up:7/29/2014
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#101 - ***** , my username is a word I made up with I was 10. 06/17/2015 on Our Super Adventure by... 0
#314 - You know you've reached rock bottom when Tumblr of all sites t… 06/16/2015 on Sarkeesian Responds to... +8
#120 - I jerk of several times a day. My right hand can lift double w… 06/14/2015 on Prove you lift 0
#27 - "White people can NOT dread their hair NATURALLY" …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/14/2015 on White girls are always ruining +181
#150 - hdherpderp (06/15/2015) [-]
I can be a counter to that argument. I have some seriously curly hair that, if left untouched, can turn into dreads.


I'm sorry if this isn't what you wanted to see.
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#41 - optimussum (06/14/2015) [-]
as a white guy with long curly hair lemme tell that that is straight up baloney

if i go more than 3 days without brushing i look like a pallet swapped rastafarian
#132 - anon (06/15/2015) [-]
Yep same
#120 - anon (06/15/2015) [-]
How do you blue text???
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#127 - optimussum (06/15/2015) [-]
what do you mean?
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#47 - thrashmash (06/14/2015) [-]
Same here-o!
#113 - Picture 06/14/2015 on new franchise pls +2
#134 - Look at all that funny 06/14/2015 on A delivery for you, Harley! +9
#58 - Aw yiss  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Stereotypes +6
#212 - fuckscreennames (06/12/2015) [-]
#76 - anon (06/12/2015) [-]
They are dick chicks? Even better!
#151 - "Xorf" 06/09/2015 on dear lord +13
#89 - Picture 06/07/2015 on I heard you guys liked... +40
#50 - Couldn't they just convert it?  [+] (17 new replies) 06/07/2015 on I heard you guys liked... +68
#163 - bertyhell (06/07/2015) [-]
To really answer your question: no
since you have wrenches for the imperial system have different increments than the ones using metric.

Even if they converted the plans, they would have to create new metric tools to produce them.
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#173 - psykobear (06/07/2015) [-]
Metric tools already exist.
Or did they not at the time?
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#176 - bertyhell (06/07/2015) [-]
so you're saying france would have shipped enough metric tools to the US factories to build the army of tanks they needed?
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#180 - psykobear (06/07/2015) [-]
Which is why I wasn't sure if they existed at the time in the US. We have them now, at least.
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#174 - psykobear (06/07/2015) [-]
I just realized after commenting that maybe metric tools of tank building size on't exist. Didn't think of that.
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#177 - bertyhell (06/07/2015) [-]
they might exist, but they didn't have any in the US
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#125 - willindor (06/07/2015) [-]
You mean they didn't shout enough wololo at it?
#146 - cigma (06/07/2015) [-]
KEK
#76 - justwantedtosee (06/07/2015) [-]
Conversion? that starts with C, ya know what else starts with C? Communism!
are you a godless red, son?
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#185 - corporate (06/07/2015) [-]
America has a C.
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#192 - xxdarkdanxx (06/08/2015) [-]
Canada starts with a C
And our flag is mostly red
:^)
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#143 - cutter (06/07/2015) [-]
what else starts with C? Celsius. you red bastards are at it again.
#131 - schnitzelwagen (06/07/2015) [-]
Dun' let them commie bastard get away, Jerry! I'ma go an' grab the shotgun!
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#85 - jamesten (06/07/2015) [-]
you know what else starts with c?
capitalism
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#93 - albertjester (06/07/2015) [-]
[X files theme plays softly in the distance]
#89 - bioconstriculative (06/07/2015) [-]
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#74 - battletechmech (06/07/2015) [-]
why when we could just make our own.
#31 - OP's FW... 06/07/2015 on Sounds fun +5
#47 - Imagine if feminazis believed male rape was as real as they th… 06/06/2015 on Fucking Buzzfeed 0
#30 - Fukin destroyed 06/06/2015 on Ban +3
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#97 - This is probably not true due to how effective the blitzkrieg was.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2015 on Fact comp #26 0
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#107 - SubjectThree (06/06/2015) [-]
POW slave laborers, russians especially, would do everything in their power to sabotage tanks and V2 rockets. A few even bled themselves and poured their blood over hot blocks of steel because blood will instantly oxidize steel and raises the temperatures needed to burn away the impurities, resulting in a very brittle steel.
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#100 - thesovereigngrave (06/06/2015) [-]
The early tanks may have worked, but many of the later tanks were rather prone to mechanical failures. Not because of sabotaged parts though; they were just overengineered.
#420 - I'm no cop hating ****** , but this infuriates me. 06/06/2015 on my heart ;_; +3
#181 - Fair point. But people called those actors those names because…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2015 on Pro trolls 0
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#185 - vatra (06/05/2015) [-]
Yeah I understand the association aspect. Look at it this way, people don't want the familiarity of what to call someone to change. People freak out at name changes. And you gave the perfect example, people flipped shit when he wanted Lion instead. No real reason, if he had started as Lion and later wanted to change to Dogg, people would have flipped their shit in exactly the same fashion.
#174 - Comment deleted 06/05/2015 on Pro trolls 0
#149 - On a somewhat off note, it really ticks me off that Bruce (I'm…  [+] (52 new replies) 06/05/2015 on Pro trolls +27
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#168 - makotoitou (06/05/2015) [-]
You could argue that since it took Caitlyn so long to announce her being trans, she isn't very brave. A brave person would be fearless and not cae about rejection while Caitlyn waited her whole life.
#167 - vatra (06/05/2015) [-]
Just putting this out there, I'm very open to debate on the subject.
#260 - nancyboy (06/05/2015) [-]
I'm not against her decision to be called Caitlyn at all but I want to point out that that logic doesn't follow because Cheryl Fernandez-Versini is still just Cheryl Cole, The Artist Formerly Known As Prince is still just Prince, and Snoop Dogg has always been Snoop Dogg no matter how many times he tries to change it to Snoop Lion or Snoop Doggy Dogg or whatever.
We call Marilyn Monroe that because that's the name she became famous with, and the name we all heard and used the first few times we spoke about her. If you said 'Norma' to anyone they wouldn't know what you were talking about. Same with Prince, we know him as Prince and it's much easier and quicker to refer to him as Prince so that's what people do.
I am all in favour of calling her Caitlyn but people have to accept that there is going to be a transition period while people get used to it and someone referring to her as Bruce doesn't necessarily mean they hate her or are against the decision, it's probably just convenience.
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#287 - vatra (06/06/2015) [-]
Oh I totally get that. I said as much several times below. My main thing was those that are like "no fuck that, I call this person what I want" That's just been a dick, versus being like "oh bruce jenner, blah blah blah, or wait I guess caitlyn jenner, opps, anyway blah blah blah blah" That's perfectly fine and expected.
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#214 - corybufkin (06/05/2015) [-]
why would people thumb that post down. im saddened, fj. come on we are the rational progressive thinking nigger haters of the internet
#239 - anon (06/05/2015) [-]
don't lump me in with you
#241 - corybufkin (06/05/2015) [-]
okay i dont actually hate black people at all. its a troll. vatra didnt really get that. i consider myself to be a very forward thinking individual. who is accepting of all people regardless of creed, race, personal orientation, allbeit sexual or otherwise. i also think i am a lot like the majority of fj. GUYS we can do something. we could make a difference...if we tired
<--eye cathing image included cause i want people to read this...we could make a difference
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#245 - vatra (06/05/2015) [-]
Shit happens. Apparently it's my night to fall for shit. Normally I don't get caught. This makes twice just tonight. Perhaps I should just go to bed.
#246 - corybufkin (06/05/2015) [-]
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#248 - vatra (06/05/2015) [-]
I wish I was drunk. I won't let myself fix that either though, considering I have work in like 8 hours.
#249 - corybufkin (06/05/2015) [-]
#250 - vatra (06/05/2015) [-]
Well at least one of us is happy!
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#242 - corybufkin (06/05/2015) [-]
i am NOT trying to act like an sjw although i do see the irony. But seriosly, its the fuckin 21st century. we are so past beyond steryotypes based on ignorance. ie rednecks
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#216 - vatra (06/05/2015) [-]
Probably because it has a slight taste of social justice to it, which we've all come to hold so dearly thanks to Tumblr!
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#218 - corybufkin (06/05/2015) [-]
whats a tumblr
#221 - vatra (06/05/2015) [-]
That site all the feminazis and SJWs live and breed on.
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#222 - corybufkin (06/05/2015) [-]
whats an sjw
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#223 - vatra (06/05/2015) [-]
Wow, I envy you, I almost don't want to spoil your innocence! SJW = Social Justice Warrior, they think they're fighting the good fight, instead they usually try to elevate some minor group above the rest in some fashion.
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#226 - corybufkin (06/05/2015) [-]
whats an innocence
#210 - nobleneon (06/05/2015) [-]
*No
#212 - vatra (06/05/2015) [-]
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#192 - grimsho (06/05/2015) [-]
Because I didn't know any of those people by their birth name. If I paid attention to celebrities and actually knew about Bruce/Caitlyn beforehand, I would have known them as Bruce, the olympic athlete, and thereby referred to them as such.
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#197 - vatra (06/05/2015) [-]
Oh yes you're completely right. It takes a while to change in your head. I have a few friends that I still think of as the stupid nicknames from back in high school, but they don't want to be called that anymore, so even though I think it, I do my best to say their real names now.
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#189 - alphagex (06/05/2015) [-]
You want my honest fucken opinion on what i call that person? DEEZ NUTS HA GOTEM
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#195 - vatra (06/05/2015) [-]
Haha nice, yeah, I'm one of those that sticks to the name association thing. The the sole issue I was taking was people acting like they are entitled to call others what they please. Not in front of them, call them whatever you please. But if the person can hear you show a little respect is all I'm saying lol
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#228 - alphagex (06/05/2015) [-]
I can't respect somebody who doesn't even respect himself is fine if you wanna go all liberal but don't shove your politics on other people throat.

I heard he got a award for being brave.That is so much bullshit
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#288 - vatra (06/06/2015) [-]
The award is bullshit, I agree. But do explain about the doesn't respect himself bit.
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#289 - alphagex (06/06/2015) [-]
You know dam well what i mean don't play innocent.
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#290 - vatra (06/06/2015) [-]
I have no clue what you mean. I'm a straight dude. Yet if this dude identifies as a chick, okay? Why should I care? It's no skin off my nose. I don't feel it is disrespectful to himself or anyone else. It's just how he (I suppose I should say she) feels inside. No harm there.
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#291 - alphagex (06/06/2015) [-]
Yeah as i said earlier don't play innocent you seem to know pretty well.And newflash not everybody share your shame view.Anyway I'm out of this convo it seem we both strongly are rooted to our opinion.
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#295 - vatra (06/06/2015) [-]
Oh and to clarify, the part I don't get is why you see it as disrespectful. I genuinely can't see how it is at all.
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#297 - alphagex (06/06/2015) [-]
Before I go i just noticed that message i say it than hit the hay.To avoid Major shitstorm on this site I just say My Religion Condom such Behavior sure I'm not a saint but i try not to sin a lot key word is try also before you ask is not important what religion I'm i, the main reason is my views are linked with it that it have a good one
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#298 - vatra (06/06/2015) [-]
Oh! Okay I understand now. Oddly the concept of religion taking issue with it because it is disrespecting the body God gave you never even remotely occurred to me until you actually mentioned it. I understand your views now. Good night man.
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#293 - vatra (06/06/2015) [-]
Fair enough, but I'll leave you with this. There have been studies that show people born with three chromosomes instead of two are much more likely to be trans. So despite being physically one sex, their mind is configured as that of the other sex. Nothing they can do about that.
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#294 - alphagex (06/06/2015) [-]
Well another thing we both seem to agree on.Anyway good night I have to get rdy to work.
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#296 - vatra (06/06/2015) [-]
good night.
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#292 - alphagex (06/06/2015) [-]
*same
#181 - bioconstriculative (06/05/2015) [-]
Fair point. But people called those actors those names because they were stage names. They were what people knew them as. I wasn't really serious about the penis comment (although I do feel being transgender means making the full transition, dong and all), but I'll still most likely call her Bruce because that's just what I know him as. It's like with snoop dog becoming snoop lion: every just calls him snoop dogg because that's what they know him as.
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#185 - vatra (06/05/2015) [-]
Yeah I understand the association aspect. Look at it this way, people don't want the familiarity of what to call someone to change. People freak out at name changes. And you gave the perfect example, people flipped shit when he wanted Lion instead. No real reason, if he had started as Lion and later wanted to change to Dogg, people would have flipped their shit in exactly the same fashion.
#175 - anon (06/05/2015) [-]
stage names are not the same as a delusion to real identity.

Everybody might call him Snoop Dogg, but I bet his ID still says Calvin on it.

This is more like... when he went through that phase and wanted to make it snoop lion.
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#183 - vatra (06/05/2015) [-]
There is a difference between stage names and your identity, but a lot of celebrities view their stage name as their identity. I actually find it a bit stranger to go from Calvin to Snoop Dogg/Lion than from Bruce to Caitlyn. They both felt the previous name didn't fit who they are or I'll even go as far as to say who they are trying to be.
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#231 - commontroll (06/05/2015) [-]
Main reason it feels strange is because they're never called it except by family and close friends.
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#154 - whiterabit (06/05/2015) [-]
Whether or not you accept trans people, the fact that her name is Caitlyn now does not rely on whether or not she has a dick, and it kinda just makes you sound like stubborn douche to say, "Nah, it's Bruce." The rest of that about that on the award I do not much care about, because yeah, her coming out as trans took bravery, but it had nothing to do with sports
#178 - feindmachines (06/05/2015) [-]
HEY GUYS I'M A FUCKING TRANS GAY TOASTER OVEN, LOOK AT ME! IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRAVE! SOMEONE COULD INSULT OR THREATEN ME! EVEN THOUGH I GOT A HUGE COMMUNITY BACKING ME! YEAH!
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#215 - whiterabit (06/05/2015) [-]
What are you throwing such a fit about? The main point of my comment was her name, not her bravery
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#220 - feindmachines (06/05/2015) [-]
it's not at you, in retrospect idk why i replied to you, the comment is directed at the content. sorry.
#173 - anon (06/05/2015) [-]
i'll call him bruce even when it"s "finished" ... He's bruce. You can put a sausage in a garbage disposal... that doesn't make it a taco.
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#156 - headlessmamii (06/05/2015) [-]
Do you know what the award is called? I haven't heard of it before to be honest so I'd like to research it if you knew.
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#157 - whiterabit (06/05/2015) [-]
I've only seen it referred to by name once and I can't recall what it was called
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#159 - headlessmamii (06/05/2015) [-]
Ah damn. Well, it was worth a shot.
#291 - I guess so, but what really ticks me off is the word "fre…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2015 on RAAAGE! Comp 0
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#293 - greyhoundfd (06/04/2015) [-]
True. More officially it's simply called a single-payer system, which makes much more sense but also is a much less appealing title. In truth, I like the system under Obamacare. I realize a lot of people don't, but forcing insurance companies to take ability-to-pay into account when deciding insurance rates means that poor people can still have insurance, while the more upper-class groups contribute more to compensate for that fact.

I realize a lot of people claim that they're "making just enough money to have to pay more while still not being able to afford it" but I find that a bit hard to swallow, and I kinda suspect that they just suck at managing their personal finances. Somewhat like a fat person complaining about how they can't lose weight while shoving cake in their face.
#1 - This infuriates me to no end. 06/03/2015 on You could say im a little mad +2
#54 - BUT HOW ??? 06/03/2015 on One of the coolest shots in... 0
#173 - Why I don't support universal healthcare.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/03/2015 on RAAAGE! Comp +4
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#228 - greyhoundfd (06/03/2015) [-]
No, you should. Without a single-payer system to hospital will have to pay for the equipment and staff when he comes in on an ambulance after a heart attack and doesn't have the money to pay the bills. While it sucks, with one option the hospital is in debt and with the other the country is, and the country has a metric fuckton more money than one hospital.
#291 - bioconstriculative (06/04/2015) [-]
I guess so, but what really ticks me off is the word "free" in "free healthcare". The government is paying for the hospitals and stuff, but where do you think that money comes from? Taxes. So everyone has healthcare, but now everyone has to pay for it whether or not you use it with higher taxes, meaning its no longer free.

Not to mention the medical crises over in England has very clearly shown how this can backfire. ERs locking doors at night to keep new patients out due to too many people using it at once, 5 month waits for surgeries, fat fucks like the guy in the content abusing its resources: people can and HAVE been abusing the system, and while privatized healthcare has its issues, I'd certainly support it over having to pay for someone who could very well put me in a bad situation because they abuse my contributions.
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#293 - greyhoundfd (06/04/2015) [-]
True. More officially it's simply called a single-payer system, which makes much more sense but also is a much less appealing title. In truth, I like the system under Obamacare. I realize a lot of people don't, but forcing insurance companies to take ability-to-pay into account when deciding insurance rates means that poor people can still have insurance, while the more upper-class groups contribute more to compensate for that fact.

I realize a lot of people claim that they're "making just enough money to have to pay more while still not being able to afford it" but I find that a bit hard to swallow, and I kinda suspect that they just suck at managing their personal finances. Somewhat like a fat person complaining about how they can't lose weight while shoving cake in their face.
#205 - anon (06/03/2015) [-]
One person being an asshat shouldn't be a reason to deny help to people that truly need it.
#255 - anon (06/04/2015) [-]
but just the fact that my money is going to fucking lard asses to sit in a hospital and eat food pisses me off.
#48 - What is this 9gag tier **** ? 06/02/2015 on my little china doll +1
#57 - I don't care if this story is probably BS, I loved it.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2015 on Women +9
#208 - cisbattledroid (06/02/2015) [-]
But all the stories on here are fake.
I even got top comment here and I don't believe it.

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User avatar #3 - ronkfjoll (03/06/2015) [-]
I will ******* end you, you piece of Norwegian traitor **** .
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