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billythewizard

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Date Signed Up:8/20/2013
Last Login:5/02/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#730
Highest Comment Rank:#3105
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Times Content Favorited:453 times
Total Comments Made:241
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    The hills have mouths The hills have mouths
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latest user's comments

#34 - i have this thing, when someone puts his hand on my shoulder, …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2015 on "fast as lightning..." +8
#35 - fjacctfucku (03/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #70 - becauseoprahsaidso (03/25/2015) [-]
every time I see this I want to kick that fat cow where her neck should be.
#24 - someone had to do it, uknow 03/22/2015 on Direct Order +26
#15 - your username fits not that i have something against drumming 03/18/2015 on 2:30 AM +2
#70 - anti-utopian? as in dystopian?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on Background 0
#72 - elaxx (03/18/2015) [-]
yep , derped out there for a sec
#47 - **** , i love this video  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2015 on Ass Castle +16
User avatar #81 - zhayce (03/17/2015) [-]
Red shorts guy looks and acts like one of my friends
#55 - bigshowsteveo (03/17/2015) [-]
#279 - i have the same story with my cat too and she is also si… 03/17/2015 on cat people vs dog people... +1
#87 - mention me too pls 03/16/2015 on 4chan Comp #6 0
#413 - 404 user not found 03/11/2015 on Rename anonymous 0
#111 - Picture 03/05/2015 on 180 no scoop +4
#12 - like what?  [+] (14 new replies) 03/02/2015 on America's Misfortunes +1
User avatar #18 - peezle (03/02/2015) [-]
Weird shapes moving, silhouettes, the works. They also claim to hear noises but I've been down there hundreds of times and I haven't seen anything.
User avatar #103 - englishtallybopper (03/02/2015) [-]
at least theres no banshees or pookas amirite?
User avatar #16 - anarchyamongants (03/02/2015) [-]
Ghosts, wraiths, goatmen, the usual stuff
User avatar #19 - peezle (03/02/2015) [-]
You know goatman too? He's my nigga!
#22 - anarchyamongants (03/02/2015) [-]
Goatman chill as fuck, be creepin after kids and smell like blood and aint afraid of nothin, he's cool
#146 - zielscheibe (03/03/2015) [-]
This is the stuff of legends man - needs to become a movie - go ahead and make it happen

Even if it is low budged movie - shit is creepy as hell

If you aint gonna do it - i will at some point in the near furure +1 for the good post
#135 - AreyouSerious (03/03/2015) [-]
burn it all!!
User avatar #58 - potrsr (03/02/2015) [-]
After that I googled Goatman. Shound have just sticked with this story.
#44 - despell (03/02/2015) [-]
ftw
> burn the fucking forest down.
> collateral damage must be accepted!
> kill everything that lives in there.
> collateral damage must be accepted!
> Pour holy water over the burned area.
> collateral damage must be accepted!
> Bombadier the area once daily.
> collateral damage must be accepted!
> If something is moving there, it will be bombarded.
> collateral damage must be accepted!
> kill everyone who was in the forest (if he acts weird)
> collateral damage must be accepted!
> EXTERMINATUS
> collateral damage must be accepted!
Fuck everything in the forest.
NONONONONONONONONONO
User avatar #142 - despell (03/03/2015) [-]
but it is a good story
#33 - bluelightbebop (03/02/2015) [-]
wait wait

Goatman?
#59 - emperorwatergate (03/02/2015) [-]
According to urban legend, the Goatman is an axe-wielding, half-man, half-animal creature that was once a scientist who worked in the Beltsville Agricultural Research Center. The tale holds that he was experimenting on goats, the experiment went awry, and he began attacking cars with an axe, roaming the back roads of Beltsville, Maryland. A variation of the legend tells of Goatman as an old hermit who lives in the woods, seen walking alone at night along Fletchertown Road.

Folklorist at the University of Maryland Barry Lee Pearson said modern examples of folk legends like Goatman are most commonly generated by teenagers, and the stories end up stirring interest in sites like Fletchertown Road.

4chan Goatman is....different.

Cryptid Goatman is like an Animal Bigfoot. Like Sheepsquatch.

4chan Goatman is some spoopy Stephen King/H.P. Lovecraft shit.
#60 - bluelightbebop (03/02/2015) [-]
Oh, so there's a Cryptid and a Legend.


Nice Emperorwatergate, i thank you.

Have this as a token of my appreciation.
#27 - toppone (03/02/2015) [-]
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