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Gender: male
Age: 18
Steam Profile: The Man With No Name
PSN: Crosstar_PG
Date Signed Up:8/09/2013
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#4 - Yeah but they hire vampires, not necessarily vampires that run it.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/19/2015 on Walmart Vampires +1
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#5 - leonhardt (08/19/2015) [-]
While there's a vampire working there, it becomes a vampire lair
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#6 - billycakes (08/19/2015) [-]
But if humans work their too doesn't that change it? Also it is technically a lair since it isn't an abode.
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#7 - leonhardt (08/19/2015) [-]
Yeah but then you gotta get into the complex WalMart employee hierarchy
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#8 - billycakes (08/19/2015) [-]
Let's just agree to disagree?
#17 - Cracked is terrible, I mean they let Anita write her own artic… 08/16/2015 on Women studies +6
#72 - The kid is doing really well m8, just a death glare at a guy b… 08/16/2015 on you want to die bitch nigga 0
#9 - Well at least you admit your faults. 08/14/2015 on The ero artist of the show 0
#22 - What a ******* scumbag. Why does the internet keep addi… 08/14/2015 on Online Dating 0
#56 - Sauce on the gif please 08/12/2015 on If UNO had an anime 0
#71 - True 08/10/2015 on No shit from you 0
#59 - I don't think our temp would change too much, we've got a coup…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2015 on No shit from you 0
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#62 - derpthefifth (08/10/2015) [-]
Maybe not a "melt your fact off" kind of temperature change, but definitely enough to screw with things.... although we'd be dead before we noticed it so i guess it doesn't matter really.
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#71 - billycakes (08/10/2015) [-]
True
#105 - Well then in an argument just tell her she can use that to win  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2015 on Oops 0
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#114 - angelusprimus (08/08/2015) [-]
She was the captain of the debate team. She uses logic and debating skills to win.
I wish she'd use her butt, at least then losing arguments would be fun.
#100 - She got an ass?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/08/2015 on Oops 0
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#101 - angelusprimus (08/08/2015) [-]
She does, really really nice one.
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#105 - billycakes (08/08/2015) [-]
Well then in an argument just tell her she can use that to win
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#114 - angelusprimus (08/08/2015) [-]
She was the captain of the debate team. She uses logic and debating skills to win.
I wish she'd use her butt, at least then losing arguments would be fun.
#29 - Firstly, flat is justice good on you m8. Secondly she could ju…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/08/2015 on Oops +1
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#31 - angelusprimus (08/08/2015) [-]
don't get me wrong I love her boobs. They are really nice and they won't be around her bellybutton when she hits 60.
But cleveage she does not have. Taking off her shirt or putting on something tight and wet is pretty much only way she can display.
Or using the "lies lies dirty lies" bra.
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#100 - billycakes (08/08/2015) [-]
She got an ass?
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#101 - angelusprimus (08/08/2015) [-]
She does, really really nice one.
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#105 - billycakes (08/08/2015) [-]
Well then in an argument just tell her she can use that to win
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#114 - angelusprimus (08/08/2015) [-]
She was the captain of the debate team. She uses logic and debating skills to win.
I wish she'd use her butt, at least then losing arguments would be fun.
#40 - fresighto (08/08/2015) [-]
WONDERBRA IS LYING WHORE
WONDERBULLSHIT MORE LIKE
AMIRITE
#5 - Japan, holy **** , I love you but why do you make it so hard 08/07/2015 on Just let it go desu~ :3 0
#433 - Sub to hankhillofthe and when he posts something it might be o… 08/06/2015 on FJ Dances to Backstreet Boys! 0
#432 - mfw pantheonguy 08/06/2015 on FJ Dances to Backstreet Boys! 0
#83 - Yeah, I went to america, I find it ******* disgusting h…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2015 on Females comp -3
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#88 - lean (08/05/2015) [-]
People who buy their guns legally and have a permit to carry are not the ones committing crimes here. Stats are overwhelmingly straw purchases, stolen guns, and unmarked weapons. Guns are a fact of life here. I know many people who hunt to subsidize purchased meat. America doesn't have a gun problem, it has a criminal problem. If all guns magically disappeared tomorrow, there wouldn't be a dent in the murder rate, just messier murderers.
#79 - Well sky high in gun free cities depends where ya live. Singap…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/05/2015 on Females comp 0
#158 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
It works in Singapore because you are all the same breed, creed and mentality. You are timid people accustomed to being ruled by an iron hand and also you all think the same and agree, 'Murica has too many types of people and a government which has been engaged in subversive undermining of the moral and legal solidarity of it's people for generations. The genetically and mentally inferior have been encouraged toward violence and the courts have been set up to be oppressive and unjust. All the while pop culture divides the people morally and ideologically.
#157 - ByeliVolk (08/06/2015) [-]
Singapore has a problem with getting stab though. Also your guys laws are fucked up when it comes to litter and or especially drugs.
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#80 - lean (08/05/2015) [-]
Right, my point is mostly valid from an American perspective, since I can go buy a gun at walmart. Places where guns are not common have obviously lower gun crime rates, but the rate of violent crimes in general America is sort of middle of the pack in developed countries. I would probably be more proficient with a knife if I lived elsewhere.
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#83 - billycakes (08/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, I went to america, I find it fucking disgusting how easy it is to get a gun, but fuck its not like they can stop it now. It's like a rolling snowball, its getting bigger and faster and at this point it's too big and too fast.
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#88 - lean (08/05/2015) [-]
People who buy their guns legally and have a permit to carry are not the ones committing crimes here. Stats are overwhelmingly straw purchases, stolen guns, and unmarked weapons. Guns are a fact of life here. I know many people who hunt to subsidize purchased meat. America doesn't have a gun problem, it has a criminal problem. If all guns magically disappeared tomorrow, there wouldn't be a dent in the murder rate, just messier murderers.
#162 - Stalker  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2015 on Whats that 0
#168 - pzykoe (08/05/2015) [-]
I was making a little joke on how you got killed without warning similar to Resident Evil 4.
#73 - Well if the guy/girl jumps you from behind or something like t…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/05/2015 on Females comp 0
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#91 - durkadurka (08/05/2015) [-]
Nothing will work in every situation. You can always come up with a number of scenarios for any situation.
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#78 - lean (08/05/2015) [-]
Training. If you aren't adept at using your weapon you shouldn't carry it. The highest trained soldiers, martial arts masters, and tactical advisers in the world will run from any armed opponent rather than confront them, even if weapon is holstered or not visible. Even if they did disarm you, I don't think being raped while defenseless is somehow better than being raped at gun point. The principle behind carrying is you can defend yourself against a larger, stronger, faster opponent. Criminals prey on people they perceive as weak or defenseless, and a handgun goes a long way to changing their opinion.
Saying it is a bad idea to carry because someone might take it from you is like saying it's bad to have a car because someone might steal it, or its bad to have a house because someone might break in. If a potential criminal knows you are armed 9/10 times they won't even bother harassing you. That is why gun crimes go down in cities that allow carry permits, and are sky high in "gun free cities".
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#79 - billycakes (08/05/2015) [-]
Well sky high in gun free cities depends where ya live. Singapore where I live ain't got no guns and gun violence isn't really a thing, namely cause we've had tight gun control for a long ass time, doesn't work in america, far to many different types of guns and guns themselves in circulation. Also fair enough point.
#158 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
It works in Singapore because you are all the same breed, creed and mentality. You are timid people accustomed to being ruled by an iron hand and also you all think the same and agree, 'Murica has too many types of people and a government which has been engaged in subversive undermining of the moral and legal solidarity of it's people for generations. The genetically and mentally inferior have been encouraged toward violence and the courts have been set up to be oppressive and unjust. All the while pop culture divides the people morally and ideologically.
#157 - ByeliVolk (08/06/2015) [-]
Singapore has a problem with getting stab though. Also your guys laws are fucked up when it comes to litter and or especially drugs.
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#80 - lean (08/05/2015) [-]
Right, my point is mostly valid from an American perspective, since I can go buy a gun at walmart. Places where guns are not common have obviously lower gun crime rates, but the rate of violent crimes in general America is sort of middle of the pack in developed countries. I would probably be more proficient with a knife if I lived elsewhere.
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#83 - billycakes (08/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, I went to america, I find it fucking disgusting how easy it is to get a gun, but fuck its not like they can stop it now. It's like a rolling snowball, its getting bigger and faster and at this point it's too big and too fast.
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#88 - lean (08/05/2015) [-]
People who buy their guns legally and have a permit to carry are not the ones committing crimes here. Stats are overwhelmingly straw purchases, stolen guns, and unmarked weapons. Guns are a fact of life here. I know many people who hunt to subsidize purchased meat. America doesn't have a gun problem, it has a criminal problem. If all guns magically disappeared tomorrow, there wouldn't be a dent in the murder rate, just messier murderers.
#65 - That seems like it could backfire easily  [+] (10 new replies) 08/05/2015 on Females comp -4
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#70 - lean (08/05/2015) [-]
I fail to see how
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#73 - billycakes (08/05/2015) [-]
Well if the guy/girl jumps you from behind or something like that and you attempt to pull out the gun they could swat it out of your hand, best case you don't have a weapon, worst case, they have one now. Secondly there are some jumpy women, I know that its unlikely that they would open fire immediatly but something could happen. It's not a bad idea per say. I just don't agree with it, im rather anti-gun.
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#91 - durkadurka (08/05/2015) [-]
Nothing will work in every situation. You can always come up with a number of scenarios for any situation.
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#78 - lean (08/05/2015) [-]
Training. If you aren't adept at using your weapon you shouldn't carry it. The highest trained soldiers, martial arts masters, and tactical advisers in the world will run from any armed opponent rather than confront them, even if weapon is holstered or not visible. Even if they did disarm you, I don't think being raped while defenseless is somehow better than being raped at gun point. The principle behind carrying is you can defend yourself against a larger, stronger, faster opponent. Criminals prey on people they perceive as weak or defenseless, and a handgun goes a long way to changing their opinion.
Saying it is a bad idea to carry because someone might take it from you is like saying it's bad to have a car because someone might steal it, or its bad to have a house because someone might break in. If a potential criminal knows you are armed 9/10 times they won't even bother harassing you. That is why gun crimes go down in cities that allow carry permits, and are sky high in "gun free cities".
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#79 - billycakes (08/05/2015) [-]
Well sky high in gun free cities depends where ya live. Singapore where I live ain't got no guns and gun violence isn't really a thing, namely cause we've had tight gun control for a long ass time, doesn't work in america, far to many different types of guns and guns themselves in circulation. Also fair enough point.
#158 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
It works in Singapore because you are all the same breed, creed and mentality. You are timid people accustomed to being ruled by an iron hand and also you all think the same and agree, 'Murica has too many types of people and a government which has been engaged in subversive undermining of the moral and legal solidarity of it's people for generations. The genetically and mentally inferior have been encouraged toward violence and the courts have been set up to be oppressive and unjust. All the while pop culture divides the people morally and ideologically.
#157 - ByeliVolk (08/06/2015) [-]
Singapore has a problem with getting stab though. Also your guys laws are fucked up when it comes to litter and or especially drugs.
User avatar
#80 - lean (08/05/2015) [-]
Right, my point is mostly valid from an American perspective, since I can go buy a gun at walmart. Places where guns are not common have obviously lower gun crime rates, but the rate of violent crimes in general America is sort of middle of the pack in developed countries. I would probably be more proficient with a knife if I lived elsewhere.
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#83 - billycakes (08/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, I went to america, I find it fucking disgusting how easy it is to get a gun, but fuck its not like they can stop it now. It's like a rolling snowball, its getting bigger and faster and at this point it's too big and too fast.
User avatar
#88 - lean (08/05/2015) [-]
People who buy their guns legally and have a permit to carry are not the ones committing crimes here. Stats are overwhelmingly straw purchases, stolen guns, and unmarked weapons. Guns are a fact of life here. I know many people who hunt to subsidize purchased meat. America doesn't have a gun problem, it has a criminal problem. If all guns magically disappeared tomorrow, there wouldn't be a dent in the murder rate, just messier murderers.
#76 - OH **** ! HOW DID YOU NOTICE THAT?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2015 on Robot Drive Thru Prank 0
#77 - anon (08/05/2015) [-]
Real Talk? I noticed it at a salon when my girlfriend was getting her hair colored (I had no idea it took SIX HOURS)

They had a Roman Neumeral clock on the wall that I was looking at just cause. It was a salon, I was bored. I noticed that the Roman Neumeral for "4" was written "IIII" on the clock. I pointed it out to her and we both got really annoyed.

Since then, it's become a habit for me to look for "IIII" instead of "IV" on those clocks. It's actually a good way of determining the quality, as only the shitty ones make that mistake (which is funny, as IX is correct)
#74 - I don't get it  [+] (3 new replies) 08/05/2015 on Robot Drive Thru Prank 0
#75 - anon (08/05/2015) [-]
What is the Roman Neumeral for "4"?
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#76 - billycakes (08/05/2015) [-]
OH FUCK! HOW DID YOU NOTICE THAT?
#77 - anon (08/05/2015) [-]
Real Talk? I noticed it at a salon when my girlfriend was getting her hair colored (I had no idea it took SIX HOURS)

They had a Roman Neumeral clock on the wall that I was looking at just cause. It was a salon, I was bored. I noticed that the Roman Neumeral for "4" was written "IIII" on the clock. I pointed it out to her and we both got really annoyed.

Since then, it's become a habit for me to look for "IIII" instead of "IV" on those clocks. It's actually a good way of determining the quality, as only the shitty ones make that mistake (which is funny, as IX is correct)
#1 - Source?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2015 on Rebuild of Evangelion 4.20 0
#3 - ooorga (08/05/2015) [-]
Given the art, I say find it on Newgrounds under the search "Eva dating sim". They have enough blatant character derailment to do qualify.
#15 - Oh yeah, Shinji your such a great guy, especially when y… 08/04/2015 on Evagalion Feels 0
#14 - or John Cena's theme, just google it  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2015 on Evagalion Feels 0
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#17 - endorphinsrage (08/04/2015) [-]
I would never have guessed that John Cena would hold all of my answers in life.
#13 - A Cruel Angel's thesis but somekind of remake. Maybe acoustic? 08/04/2015 on Evagalion Feels 0

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