where on earth did u find dat pic?

Ah, it was a calm summers night. I had been browsing funny junk for three days straight and became tired, so I laid my head down on the soft, supple untouched pillow that my mother had bought. As soon as I closed my eyes, the warm grip of sleep started to wrap its fingers around my mind. Blackness was everywhere, I was nowhere. Suddenly a welcoming voice echoed in the darkness "You're here". I saw faint blue light coming closer, slowly growing ever so brighter. Like a statue unable to move its body, I stared into the light until I was nearly blinded. The blackness turned hot white. The voice said "You have been chosen to return what was wrongfully stolen". Unable to speak, as if my vocal cords were frozen, I listened. "The Bralion crystal has been stolen by the The Pirate Ninja Ghosts With Lightsabers, many have been proven unworthy of this honor, do not disappoint the council, for the consequences are deadly". Unsure of what had been bestowed upon me, I worried what the future held for me. The light started to burn my shoulders, the pain was unlike anything I had every experienced. The voice then shouted "Go now, for there are many dangers ahead"!

I woke in my bed shocked by what had happened, but the pain in my shoulders was still there. I went to the bathroom and took of my shirt, to find round markings on each side, on one shoulder, the letter a and the other, the letter s. I had so many questions, so I went on Google. And after hours of searching, with no promising results, I Googled Anal Sex due to boredom. Saw the pic and saved it. And thats basically how I found that picture, some parts of that whole event are still a mystery to me and i'm sure that forgot a few things