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#2563 - **bigpimping rolled image ** 07/21/2014 on Pregnancy +1
#968 - November, I'm okay with this. aliciainthektichen 03/24/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ +1
#33 - FJ, I 'm just here to let out some of my emotions. well, I met…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2013 on True Story Bro 0
#36 - shadowscythe (12/01/2013) [-]
If you truly like this person, you can try to wait to see where it goes. She very well might have stated "no" because she is not ready for a relationship yet. Just bear in mind that you may have to move on if it continues for too long.
#9 - FJ, I 'm just here to let out some of my emotions. well, I met…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2013 on what is love +1
#10 - braveblue (11/24/2013) [-]
Perhaps you should try just finding another girl. In your eyes you see her as your dream girl but perhaps in her eyes she doesn't see you as her dream guy. Who knows what will happen. Anyway best of luck to you my good sir.

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#21 - FJ, I 'm just here to let out some of my emotions. well, I met…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/24/2013 on Best Marriage Counselor Ever +1
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#30 - timmywankenobi (11/24/2013) [-]
Do something romantic you fool try flowers or cubic zirconium bitches love zirconium .
#29 - fartingnachosuace (11/24/2013) [-]
Chu poor thing, I suggest u fucking bitch SLAP her[big][big]
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#28 - whyfalsewhy (11/24/2013) [-]
Dude at least you got an answer, i confessed to my best friend that i have feelings for her and she said it was a surprise i told her she could take some time that was 3 days ago, i'm giving her a couple more days but now i'm stuck in a perpetual limbo waiting.

Best you can do is ask her why she said no, but don't be pushy, if she dosn't want to don't push it it might hurt your chances down the line and your friendship.
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#25 - lieutenantpansy (11/24/2013) [-]
I don't have any real experience in girls except for some drunken girls in some disco and well, my long term girlfriend. But I'll try
She was everything I ever wanted in a girl as well, but she was way beyond my "league" so I didn't really try to be anything else more than friends.
Anyways, after like a year she asked me out and admitted all that love since 3 months and stuff and after 1 year now I can only tell this
Some girls are shy or unsure about what they want or not and how it will work out and many other things. I say, maybe try getting her in some quiet moment and just try to talk that out, but like dont push it if she is being resistant, then try it another time
Either she is really just shy or unsure or she has some other reason
If she is shy, then try ensuring her that whatever she fears wont happen and all that fuzz
If it is some other reason, then errrrr no idea
Again, I only know one girl very good and can only speak from that experience
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#24 - chezburgadominator (11/24/2013) [-]
She probably thought it over and realized she wasn't ready for anything. I want to say that she got caught up in the moment and promised something she couldn't give. I don't know myself, but I am in a similar situation. I would probably suggest not hold out hope and move on.
#35 - Highway to the Danger Zone Ride into the Danger Zone 11/15/2013 on LAAAANNNAAAAAAAAA +1
#40 - Hey, there I'm a high school student. I don't really care who …  [+] (10 new replies) 10/12/2013 on How dare they sing in... -1
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#97 - andrewjla (10/13/2013) [-]
oh wow. 30 seconds wasted. big whoop
#73 - aehliel (10/13/2013) [-]
You are not required to stand up, or to say it, but not standing up is extremely disrespectful even if you do not wish to say it.
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#60 - Das (10/13/2013) [-]
lol you don't have to say it if you don't want You act like they force you to say it.
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#141 - Atilla (10/13/2013) [-]
Some teachers actually do.
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#187 - Das (10/13/2013) [-]
They can say you have to, but you don't. It's your right as an american citizen, and no matter what state you live in or what school you go to you have that right. They are not legally allowed to force you to stand up and say the pledge in anyway.

For them to punish you in anyway because of that would be a lawsuit in itself.
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#203 - Atilla (10/13/2013) [-]
Yeah but its not worth arguing it. It would take much less energy to just stand for the pledge
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#72 - srapture (10/13/2013) [-]
"Come on, class. Everyone recite the pledge... Except for Steven, who I assume has chosen, once again, to not recite the it with the rest of the class".
That's an extreme example of course, but yeah, social pressures are a thing.
It's like a guy wearing a tutu out in public. He may want to wear the tutu, but none of his peers deem such behaviour as normal, so he avoids doing so.
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#110 - Das (10/13/2013) [-]
In my home room, whenever the teacher isn't in the room during the pledge of alliegence the kids don't stand. But when she is they do...and we're freaking Seniors.

I went off on them a few times. I'm like guys...if you don't want to stand you don't have 8th grade halfway through 9th grade I stopped standing and saying it, but then halfway through 9th grade I found out my homeroom teacher at the time fought in Desert Storm, and then it kinda made me feel like a dick and realize why we say it.

So I usually don't actually say it, but I do stand just sort of out of respect.

Anyway I can't see a bunch of teenagers shunning another teenager because he didn't want to say the pledge of allegiance.

At the same time I remember in 2nd grade our teacher not only had us do the pledge, but I'm pretty sure she made us freaking sing America The Beautiful and the Star Spangled Banner every morning too. Who knows what the hell she would do if you refused to stand, because I'm pretty sure I don't remember being told I didn't have to till around middle school.
#49 - delivering (10/12/2013) [-]
Because once a week wouldn't be enough to brainwash you properly.
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#41 - doctorkolo (10/12/2013) [-]
it's brainwashing, plain and simple
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#38 - french is pretty easy to learn.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/12/2013 on How dare they sing in... 0
#44 - sacrilegious (10/12/2013) [-]
Definitely hard than English.
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#39 - guyfunnyjunk (10/12/2013) [-]
Yeah if you a background in like english. But if you're chinese or German and had to pick between french and english obviously you'd pick english
#120 - But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu… 10/05/2013 on Because I do... 0
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