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#4 - Ooh, nice quote 04/27/2015 on Valve Admits Massive Fuckup 0
#9 - Slow clap everyone 04/27/2015 on Paid mods removed from... +1
#1 - Valve's fw discussing situation with Bethesda 04/27/2015 on Victory +4
#1 - Well, there's a lesson to be learnt from this whole silly orde…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/27/2015 on Valve Admits Massive Fuckup +1
#5 - bigmanblue (04/28/2015) [-]
im not sure
they redeem themselves a little by taking it down but dont forget it was their idea to put it up in the first place and the only reason they are taking it down is because of the massive uproar
yes give them props for at least listening to the costomers, but still be wary and keep an eye out, if they do something like this once there is a good chance they will try again
#6 - bigmanfifty (04/28/2015) [-]
*cough cough*
#2 - quoterox (04/27/2015) [-]
Of course.

Also, this quote makes me laugh in retrospect.
#4 - bigmanfifty (04/27/2015) [-]
Ooh, nice quote
#103 - Pfff, If a guy posted this you'd be all like 'way to go bro' … 04/27/2015 on Damn... -3
#156 - damn, that's some super saiyan **** right there 04/26/2015 on 10/10 , perfect form 0
#62 - ah, merci 04/25/2015 on Out of Sight~ 0
#47 - ???  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2015 on Out of Sight~ 0
#65 - anon (04/25/2015) [-]
It's a joke about games. The rendering distance, also known as Drawing Distance, is the ingame distance at which objects and other environmental graphics start showing up. People with trashy GPUs usually set the drawing distance really low, which is where this joke comes in.
#59 - soloman (04/25/2015) [-]
In 3d rendering like games draw distance is how close an object has to be for it to be rendered. So the joke is that the issues she's having is like when you have a really low draw distance in games so you keep running into stuff if you're going too fast, or things don't pop up until they're right in front of you, et cetera.
User avatar #62 - bigmanfifty (04/25/2015) [-]
ah, merci
#1951 - Comment deleted 04/25/2015 on Steam Card Giveaway 0
#1950 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2015 on Steam Card Giveaway 0
#1951 - bigmanfifty Comment deleted by bigmanfifty
#15 - That was brutally perfect 04/24/2015 on Friendzone +4
#11 - My maximum download speed is 1mb p/s 04/24/2015 on When your internet is slow +2
#136 - If you write a novel, you only get 10% share. 25% is generous …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2015 on Paid Mods 0
#211 - anon (04/24/2015) [-]
You only get those 25% if your mod has made 400dollars first though
#214 - anon (04/24/2015) [-]
sorry, meant 100 dollars
#50 - apparently excercise won't help  [+] (10 new replies) 04/24/2015 on Go mom 0
#107 - NinjaZombie (04/24/2015) [-]
All about calories in and calories out. One pound of fat is 3500 calories, in order to lose one pound of fat a week all you need is take in 500 less calories a day then you normally would. You can do that by eat 300 less calories and doing exercise and burning 200 calories. Also exercise will prevent you from looking like a flabby piece of shit once you lose the weight.
User avatar #105 - ponieskilledmyacc (04/24/2015) [-]
I can vow for that. I never excercise and I'm far from being fat. I don't even eat correctly, I just don't eat too much fat and don't eat very often.
It's quite a simple math really, food = energy. If you eat more than you use, you get fat.
User avatar #89 - penileburglar (04/24/2015) [-]
It's all about energy in and energy out, man. Simple stuff.

What that's basically saying is 'Running probably wont help you if you're still eating like four dudes.' That doesn't mean that exercise SHOULDN'T be a part of what you do if you're trying to lose weight. Burn extra calories, develop more muscle mass to increase your basal metabolic rate, and improve your cardiovascular efficiency to lower your resting heart rate and blood pressure.
#54 - alarubra (04/24/2015) [-]
That article you posted is a "breaking new study." AKA "crap." It didn't link to their research methodologies, but I'd be willing to bet this doesn't change any true understanding of how proper fitness is achieved. And, the skyrocketing obesity they mentioned (even though activity levels haven't changed). Activity levels were low. People started eating more. People got fat. If you maintain your activity level, and increase caloric intake you'll gain weight. That's something we've known forever.
#53 - itemsonly (04/24/2015) [-]
Weight =|= healthy.
You can be skinny and unhealthy, or overweight and healthy (even though the former is way more commmon).
#60 - alarubra (04/24/2015) [-]
Well, actually, weight doesn't equal health, but it is a part of it. Assuming that weight is from fat. If you're a hulked out strongman, your scale and a basic BMI chart will tell you you're overweight, but you're healthy. But, that's not what people generally think of when they say overweight. If you're overweight because of fat, that's not healthy. But, skinny doesn't automatically equal healthy. This is why we also have the term underweight. And, there are plenty of health issues associated with that.
#61 - itemsonly (04/24/2015) [-]
There's a reason I phrased it "overweight" and not "fat".
#63 - alarubra (04/24/2015) [-]
And there's a reason I clarified. I wasn't disagreeing with you, I was elaborating.
#55 - alarubra (04/24/2015) [-]
Also, this.
#51 - alarubra (04/24/2015) [-]
Both are major factors. Diet is a larger one, and that's something people have known longer than I've been alive, but excerise plays a part as well.
#133 - Hell doesn't exist so it doesn't matter 04/24/2015 on moar tumblr shit +2
#74 - Uh, where did you get that quote? 04/24/2015 on Even Austin Powers knew 0
#319 - Said it slightly more politely. Manners bruh  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2015 on Please Be Good -1
User avatar #325 - broswagonist (04/24/2015) [-]
He did not. Besides, by the time this comment was posted he had as many greens as the other had reds. That's just the funnyjunk bandwagon in action.
#157 - mathsexplain?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2015 on The Genie +1
#185 - hellol (04/24/2015) [-]
Absolute value means how far from zero. The absolute value of "thousand fewer wishes" (-1000) is 1000 since it's 1000 places from zero.
#36 - Man's ability to spot tits never ceases to amaze me. 04/23/2015 on Russian love +14
#39 - **** customers, this guy knows where it's at. 04/23/2015 on The Cat & Bulldog +1
#196 - When you want to play a game and the apocalypse happens 04/23/2015 on Some amazing things part 4 0
#48 - Goodbye dick 04/23/2015 on How does that happen? +1
#199 - Along with thousands of others safety in num... hey, … 04/23/2015 on How To Fuck Shit Up Comp +1
#19 - How many communists have you killed in your mum's basement? Ju…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Rivers of blood +10
#48 - anon (04/22/2015) [-]
to be fair he doesn't have to, they make a pretty good job at killing themselves
User avatar #22 - internetexplain (04/22/2015) [-]
probably only 1 : his social life
#62 - spidahridah (04/22/2015) [-]
Fuck, I chuckled.
#42 - Where do you think these lies will get you? 04/22/2015 on Correct, your honor +4


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