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Date Signed Up:6/27/2012
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#45 - Let me give you some advice... Lifting doesn't put on weight, …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Chris Pratt, my idol +1
#47 - Killeratdawn (08/11/2014) [-]
I have a fast metabolism and also a small stomach. I make sure I get my recommended daily calories for a adult male. So I literally just this second ordered some ON Serious Mass Protein shake. have one of those post workout and keep to what I eat and it should all work out good
User avatar #83 - cdlight (08/11/2014) [-]
A fast metabolism means you have a body of an athelete
User avatar #82 - cdlight (08/11/2014) [-]
And protein shakes make your body dependant on that type of soluble, easily digested protein. It actually makes it harder for your body to digest other types of protein, but if you eat lots of fruits and nuts, plus beans and rice in the same meal, which completes the 8 essential amino acids needed for muscle growth, then you should be fine. Don't forget to eat lots of mangos and papayas, just because you want muscle doesn't mean you don't need other vitamins.
User avatar #79 - cdlight (08/11/2014) [-]
Its not a myth, you need one to be in good health. I used to wrestle in high school, I have a first degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and am a mediocre Wing Chun practicioner. Eat nuts and fruits and duck what people say according to their ego beliefs. Go running and do push UPS and ab workouts with a nut/avocado/beas+rice diet and you'll grow muscle FASTER. Just work till your muscles are sore. If they're not sore, you didn't work out enough. And only work th same muscles every other day or you can damage them. Also do lots of stretching. And drink water
#131 - Killeratdawn (08/12/2014) [-]
Between sets I drink water and rest for 90 seconds. And I have a routine for the weeks to come now which is nice. I'm not going to rely on protein shakes. I'm going to eat protein high meals, but I only ordered this shake because I find it incredibly hard to put on weight as it is. this stuff is meant to be incredible for it. It's there to just push me over the amount of calories I need and also since it's a liquid I can drink it easier than eating a full meal straight after a workout because that would be really hard for me.
User avatar #135 - cdlight (08/18/2014) [-]
Just do your workouts regularly and you'll be fine. After a few weeks you'll want to do more too, once you get used to it. Cardio is also something to do, besides just looking pretty. Meditation is by far the best. You don't even have to work out if you do THAT. XD but seriously, check out the book "You Are Here" by Thich Nhat Han or look up "Buddhist Meditation" or "How to Meditate" on Google.
#54 - bighairybacon (08/11/2014) [-]
I used to be underweight, honestly the whole "fast metabolism" thing is mostly a myth. Just remember that protein shakes are no different than protein from chicken, or poptarts. The mass gainers are mostly just sugar, it will be cheaper in the long run to make your own with milk, oats, protein, etc. Mass gainer is ridiculously expensive lol.

Overtime your stomach will stretch, but be prepared to have some stomach aches for now. Best of luck man
#73 - Don't understand why the main argument is "an $800 iPhone…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on Description -1
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#75 - #rekt 08/11/2014 on Good Lord 0
#26 - Picture 08/11/2014 on wallhax doe +8
#15 - Here come the 12 year olds who think they love pot  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on Obvious vase is obvious +1
User avatar #24 - swagfagit (08/11/2014) [-]
420b14z3 it man I smok weed n pussy all day fgt
#178 - I still prefer 4in honestly. I just got a 5s with a 2 year con… 08/10/2014 on Meet Mike. +1
#172 - Meh, I prefer iPhones. I love the screen size. Now that the 6 …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Meet Mike. 0
User avatar #174 - wheretheheartroams (08/10/2014) [-]
i hear the 6 comes in two sizes kinda weird if you ask me 4.7 inches and 5.5 inches
#178 - bighairybacon (08/10/2014) [-]
I still prefer 4in honestly. I just got a 5s with a 2 year contract so it doesn't matter anyway, the 7 will be out by then.
#1200 - Picture 08/07/2014 on What games have aged... 0
#150 - Still play Mario Cart DD and Mario Party with my friends. Endless fun.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2014 on What games have aged... +5
User avatar #252 - Pompano (08/07/2014) [-]
I like you
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#36 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on gym 0
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#35 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2014 on gym 0
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#34 - /fit/ thread?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/05/2014 on gym 0
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#391 - thank mr skeltal 08/05/2014 on Calcium +1
#57 - Cool cool. Thanks man, take this gif  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on FallOut cosplay 0
#59 - helterskeletor (08/04/2014) [-]
#53 - I'll try it again, you never know. And yes I'm ******* …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2014 on FallOut cosplay 0
User avatar #54 - helterskeletor (08/04/2014) [-]
Only in the sense that they're set in dystopian futures and are fps' and have rpg elements an-
yeah pretty similar
#57 - bighairybacon (08/04/2014) [-]
Cool cool. Thanks man, take this gif
#59 - helterskeletor (08/04/2014) [-]
#49 - Steam sales, bought them and played it, didn't like it. …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/04/2014 on FallOut cosplay 0
User avatar #52 - helterskeletor (08/04/2014) [-]
Takes all sorts to make a world, not everyone can like the same things.
At least you gave them a try, that's all that matters i suppose.
are you excited for Borderlands: Moonbase?
#53 - bighairybacon (08/04/2014) [-]
I'll try it again, you never know. And yes I'm fucking pumped for another BL game. Fallout is similar to BL right?
User avatar #54 - helterskeletor (08/04/2014) [-]
Only in the sense that they're set in dystopian futures and are fps' and have rpg elements an-
yeah pretty similar
#57 - bighairybacon (08/04/2014) [-]
Cool cool. Thanks man, take this gif
#59 - helterskeletor (08/04/2014) [-]
#45 - I have NV and 3 and both are unplayed... …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/04/2014 on FallOut cosplay 0
User avatar #47 - helterskeletor (08/04/2014) [-]
If you don't like the series why do you have 2 of the games?
On the other hand, you are fucking up for not even giving them a try.
User avatar #64 - boneknight (08/04/2014) [-]
I like really sour candy.
#49 - bighairybacon (08/04/2014) [-]
Steam sales, bought them and played it, didn't like it.

I know they are amazing games but I can't come to terms and like it, even though I love BL2
User avatar #52 - helterskeletor (08/04/2014) [-]
Takes all sorts to make a world, not everyone can like the same things.
At least you gave them a try, that's all that matters i suppose.
are you excited for Borderlands: Moonbase?
#53 - bighairybacon (08/04/2014) [-]
I'll try it again, you never know. And yes I'm fucking pumped for another BL game. Fallout is similar to BL right?
User avatar #54 - helterskeletor (08/04/2014) [-]
Only in the sense that they're set in dystopian futures and are fps' and have rpg elements an-
yeah pretty similar
#57 - bighairybacon (08/04/2014) [-]
Cool cool. Thanks man, take this gif
#59 - helterskeletor (08/04/2014) [-]
#603 - **bighairybacon rolls 3,439,748** 08/03/2014 on Roll for Green Text 0
#346 - I forgot to feed my tamagotchi... 08/03/2014 on I Forgot 0
#94 - Picture 08/02/2014 on HITLERSTRIPPER 0
#262 - I know, but one of my biggest concerns is football. I'm expect…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on Got sum feelz? 0
#303 - diamondperzik (08/02/2014) [-]
O you can,
And if you fall, you will get up!
You are capable!
#246 - Anxiety getting bad lately, nervous about how I'll be able to …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Got sum feelz? 0
#261 - diamondperzik (08/02/2014) [-]
Everything that comes at you,
You shall handle, complete or destroy
You CAN do this!
#262 - bighairybacon (08/02/2014) [-]
I know, but one of my biggest concerns is football. I'm expected to be a good player, probably a starter, meanwhile I don't know if I can get through practice...
#303 - diamondperzik (08/02/2014) [-]
O you can,
And if you fall, you will get up!
You are capable!
#228 - Full body 3x/week and eat more. If you aren't eating enough yo… 08/02/2014 on Got sum feelz? +1
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#43 - bighairybacon (08/22/2012) [-]
thanks
#3 - xchocolatethunderx (07/21/2012) [-]
You should make a yoga pants channel lol
#4 to #3 - bighairybacon (07/21/2012) [-]
Good idea...
User avatar #1 - eryomama (07/20/2012) [-]
Please keep the yoga pants coming :)
#2 to #1 - bighairybacon (07/20/2012) [-]
Will do :). I'll post more in a few, gonna go workout.
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