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Level 162 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
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- When his friend wakes up i'm sure he'll be fuhrerious
or mybe h;ke'll kill lla the juws
Or maybe he'll be in good humor and find it hitlerious.
why not Heilarious?
Nice username by the way
Thanks. Nine Inch Nails is a great band.
I will continue to speak in small text, whilst you attempt to play this dangerous game.
Dangerous game, indeed
How dangerous is this
You son of a bitch. Here I am all happy with myself and my nine thumbs, and you show up and come up with something better.
You're playing a dangerous game.
well, you won this dangerous game.
You got 11 thumbs, I got 2.
That's not how you eat those.
- That's her leg?
Explaining computer at...
He's the first sentient Thymine molecule. Duh.
the real endings
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
next-gen google translate
- If I remember correctly he decided to read his book over radio…
A night well spent
If only there were an equivalent to an online story board back in that time. That could make for one of the greatest green texts of the decade.
Another realistic story
- Apparently the use of X-Mas originated when people couldn't us…
History Wins Again
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