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bigbrostrider

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Age: 26
Date Signed Up:11/11/2014
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#86 - could someone please explain to me why mjolnir thought deadpoo…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Mjolnir +1
#102 - maxsexington (11/11/2014) [-]
Deadpool made woopy with lady Death who is a cosmic entity i think? so at least his crouch is cosmically endowed. Making or would make the Hammer accept it as a place holder at best seeing as the rest of him is live support for his death tainted cock. I don't know what im talking about, i just mashed a bunch of words together in the hope that it made a bit of sense.
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#99 - newprinny (11/11/2014) [-]
I think I've seen someone explain it before, but I'm pretty sure it's because that was a fake mjolnir, dood.
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#97 - rogueninja (11/11/2014) [-]
It probably thought it'd be funny as fuck.
#100 - you know what also comes in handy? having a flatmate that watc…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Map Awareness is Key! +1
#102 - anon (11/11/2014) [-]
nah, your team-mates will do that anyway
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#103 - bigbrostrider (11/11/2014) [-]
but your flatmates will do it at the speed of annoying cunt.

#63 - makes you wonder when prostitutes will be replaced by cheap se…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Jobs That No Longer Exist +1
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#78 - misfitxcreepx (11/11/2014) [-]
It's funny, I just heard something about how now with apps like tinder that let you find people nearby to just hook up with, prostitutes are actually losing a bit of business.
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#163 - bigbrostrider (11/11/2014) [-]
worlds oldest profession goin' outta business yo.
#104 - skeletorexplains will you be starting a cult? if so w…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Shitstorm in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... +4
#203 - reekballs (11/11/2014) [-]
Homstuck fag wanting to join some retarded gimmickfest

as was foretold be the ancient faglords
#249 - bigbrostrider (11/11/2014) [-]
who you callin' a fag.
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#143 - datmine (11/11/2014) [-]
CALCIUM
#113 - profwalrus (11/11/2014) [-]
#115 - bigbrostrider (11/11/2014) [-]
come on son i'm asking for the big mans word on this not his bottom dollar bitch.
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#116 - profwalrus (11/11/2014) [-]
Sweet, I'm a bottom bitch
#34 - obligatory blitz comic cuz i wanna be one of the cool kids. 11/11/2014 on The Time of Man has come to... +12
#127 - word of advice from the bro. be very ******* c…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on Description +1
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#150 - stifflimb (11/11/2014) [-]
It's said to be better not to move in together until you are married so that being married will actually feel different than just being together, and dont get married before being with someone for 18 months, during the first 18 months you still feel the "new love" hormones.
#33 - also, the potential of 20's is limitless. go forth my… 11/11/2014 on DnD Physics +4
#66 - lil' dude has the right idea. 11/11/2014 on 10 points to Gryffindor +5
#60 - oh snap. 11/11/2014 on telescopes +3
#59 - **bigbrostrider rolled image ** red thumb me bitches.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/11/2014 on telescopes -2
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#106 - bigbrostrider (11/12/2014) [-]
didn't have that one, thanks.
#107 - vulfex (11/13/2014) [-]
Welcome bro
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#92 - vulfex (11/11/2014) [-]
Just realized its even better because its posted by Homestucklyfe.
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#60 - bigbrostrider (11/11/2014) [-]
oh snap.
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#52 - ************ why didn't you use exodia. jeegus…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on "Only a Queen can beat me" +41
#64 - scandalouszander (11/11/2014) [-]
take this
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#23 - neppy (03/08/2015) [-]
case dismissed, bring in the dancing karkats
User avatar #21 to #20 - relvel (02/14/2015) [-]
Happy Valentine's Day, Bro. You've Impaled My Heart.
User avatar #18 - whimsicalmagnus (02/13/2015) [-]
stay cool Strider
User avatar #19 to #18 - bigbrostrider (02/13/2015) [-]
you make it sound as if it's possible to stop.
#16 - crimsongungnir (01/05/2015) [-]
>homestucks on funnyjunk
>homestucks on funnyjunk
User avatar #17 to #16 - bigbrostrider (01/05/2015) [-]
the closest thing i can think of that represents the fandom on this site is the jews during nazi germany.

we are the attic shecklers.
it's us.
#10 to #9 - kingpinkie (01/03/2015) [-]
I knew there had to be a homeshrek account here somewhere
#11 to #10 - bigbrostrider (01/03/2015) [-]
only people who have actually read hs know who he is.   
   
it's all in the subtlety.
only people who have actually read hs know who he is.

it's all in the subtlety.
#12 to #11 - kingpinkie (01/04/2015) [-]
Shiiiiiit 10/10
You keep on being awesome bro
#13 to #12 - bigbrostrider (01/04/2015) [-]
you say it like it's possible for me to stop
#14 to #13 - kingpinkie (01/04/2015) [-]
*shrugs* it could probably happen
I mean....can you live up to the strider name?
#15 to #14 - bigbrostrider (01/04/2015) [-]
i'll give you an emphatic "maybe"
i'll give you an emphatic "maybe"
User avatar #2 to #1 - kibbleking (11/12/2014) [-]
Homegay is for faggoots.
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