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Date Signed Up:12/10/2013
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#61 - the whole argument is complete ******** from a legal st…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/12/2015 on Double Standards +3
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#76 - emiyashirou (07/13/2015) [-]
Sexual content legally counts as a contract. If you're reasonably (this 'reasonably' is an important point. There's constant debate on what counts as 'reasonably intoxicated', leading to differences in court sentences in different areas) intoxicated and the party you conclude a the contract with (namely the contract of giving consent) knows you're intoxicated, it's a crime for that party to have sex with you.
#78 - janosaudron (07/13/2015) [-]
but what if you're both shitfaced on levels that put you outside of the reasonably intoxicated zone. Do you both get charged with rape?
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#80 - emiyashirou (07/13/2015) [-]
"and the party... knows you're intoxicated."

I worded this a bit badly. The official wording is fancy and shit and it covers that as well. It counts you as if you were unaware of the other party being intoxicated.
#81 - janosaudron (07/13/2015) [-]
That's still a huge grey area. If you're both in the process of getting black-out drunk then both parties know that the other is intoxicated. Once they both reach the black-out part they still know that the other is intoxicated the brain just doesn't hold onto it and at that point it's not an "I didn't know" situation because you both sat there and drank together, you both got to that point at the same time and neither of you decided to stop before you went over your limit.

Generally the courts just decide that both parties are at fault and noone is held accountable in cases of "I regret it." but just the way the law is worded leaves a lot of unprotected areas
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#82 - emiyashirou (07/13/2015) [-]
As I said, I worded it badly, because explaining it in detail off of the top of my head would take paragraphs as I'd cover the important points very inefficiently. If you're reasonably intoxicated, then you are at that point counted as no longer reasonably aware of the fact that the other party was is intoxicated.
#85 - janosaudron (07/13/2015) [-]
Ah, that's weird but fair and at the same time it's kinda bullshit because reasonably intoxicated isn't the same for everyone.
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#66 - vikingpizza (07/12/2015) [-]
Fuck why are you of all people so reasonable I love you but you're a huge faggot
From a legal standpoint sure
Maybe "face prison time" was a bit of an overstatement on my part
My point is, if you get so much as accused of rape in this batshit crazy culture, you are fucked from a social standpoint
You're a pariah from day one, and as far as the accuser and as many people who will listen are concerned, you're a rapist

Example: Mattress Girl
It's a nationally-known incident, and people involved seemed to be surprisingly divided
She accused the guy and even though the school's investigation turned up nothing, AND the police decided that no charges would be pressed, she began this campaign
Fast forward a few years and it got so bad for the guy he's now suing the school
The girl basically told the authorities, "Nah, fuck you. I say he's a rapist so I'm going to publicly vilify and shame him" and they let her do it.
She even carried it to her graduation, which normally wouldn't have been allowed, and required special permission from the college
Imagine how much irreparable damage would come to the guy because of that
Thousands of people saw this girl calling him a rapist, on stage, and the school did nothing to stop it
dailycaller.com/2015/06/25/mattress-girls-accused-of-organized-anti-male-campaign/
#68 - biebergotswag (07/12/2015) [-]
sue her for slander, it's really that simple.
the law is the best weapon one can wield. use it.
there really need to be a compulsory law course for everyone. because without it shit like this happen.
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#73 - biebergotswag (07/12/2015) [-]
i can say with experience that the law is an absolutely necessary tool for self protection. once my high school threatened me to reveal confidential information i told the school councilor due to a dispute after they cancelled a trip i signed onto and refused to offer a refund.
so i got a lawyer and defused that nasty situation and got my money back. and they never got the gut to mess with me openly again.

lawyers are worth every penny
#1828 - **biebergotswag used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **biebergotswag rolls 49** 07/07/2015 on Where will you be reborn... 0
#60 - **biebergotswag used "*roll picture*"** **biebergotswag rol… 07/06/2015 on Try out new ROLL BUTTON +1
#19 - Picture 07/05/2015 on Shameful Display -1
#73 - the design is still the same, and the weakness is still the sa…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2015 on Oh shit 0
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#74 - omegez (07/05/2015) [-]
true, but the only really armored robot this year is bronco and warhead, the rest are very lightly armored
#71 - tombstone is not actually all that tough i love …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2015 on Oh shit 0
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#72 - omegez (07/05/2015) [-]
yeah but that was over 10 years ago, tech has changed, but i guess we'll see whatll happen
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#73 - biebergotswag (07/05/2015) [-]
the design is still the same, and the weakness is still the same. the more powerful a blow is the more powerful the knockback is.
a pure aggressive robot almost never wins a tournament.
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#74 - omegez (07/05/2015) [-]
true, but the only really armored robot this year is bronco and warhead, the rest are very lightly armored
#70 - another video, tombstone's blades are not quite as danger… 07/05/2015 on Oh shit 0
#69 - anything with a slanted armor will get under a side spinning b…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2015 on Oh shit +1
#77 - flreblue (07/05/2015) [-]
yeah exactly, it depends really heavily on the actual matchup
#65 - if tombstone fails to deliver a one hit kill, it will los…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2015 on Oh shit 0
#68 - flreblue (07/04/2015) [-]
I feel like super megabyte was the ideal challenge for tombstone with the way it dealt with the blade and was able to get under it, and there aren't really ant bots like super megabyte in the competition this time.
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#70 - biebergotswag (07/05/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDYv_QfGgNI
another video, tombstone's blades are not quite as dangerous as it seems. just look at how easy it was to stop it, and it can't get back spinning fast enough to do any damage.
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#69 - biebergotswag (07/04/2015) [-]
anything with a slanted armor will get under a side spinning blade, because the blade will only glance the armor forcing itself to go up, rather than doing any damage to the robot itself.
so long as the other robot don't have any armor that is straight that allows for a direct blow. the spinning blade of tombstone is pretty much useless.
eg, plan x wouldn't stand a chance against tomestone because of it's size, but "warrior clan" will be prettymuch immune to tomestone's weapon.
#77 - flreblue (07/05/2015) [-]
yeah exactly, it depends really heavily on the actual matchup
#60 - chaos 2 owned hypno disk 07/04/2015 on Oh shit 0
#58 - tombstone have the same weakness as all the other sidespinners…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/04/2015 on Oh shit +1
#66 - anon (07/04/2015) [-]
wait holy shit
you live?!
#65 - biebergotswag (07/04/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzZa_5Vdcy0
if tombstone fails to deliver a one hit kill, it will lose pretty badly. it will be a interesting fight none the less.
#68 - flreblue (07/04/2015) [-]
I feel like super megabyte was the ideal challenge for tombstone with the way it dealt with the blade and was able to get under it, and there aren't really ant bots like super megabyte in the competition this time.
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#70 - biebergotswag (07/05/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDYv_QfGgNI
another video, tombstone's blades are not quite as dangerous as it seems. just look at how easy it was to stop it, and it can't get back spinning fast enough to do any damage.
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#69 - biebergotswag (07/04/2015) [-]
anything with a slanted armor will get under a side spinning blade, because the blade will only glance the armor forcing itself to go up, rather than doing any damage to the robot itself.
so long as the other robot don't have any armor that is straight that allows for a direct blow. the spinning blade of tombstone is pretty much useless.
eg, plan x wouldn't stand a chance against tomestone because of it's size, but "warrior clan" will be prettymuch immune to tomestone's weapon.
#77 - flreblue (07/05/2015) [-]
yeah exactly, it depends really heavily on the actual matchup
#54 - Comment deleted 07/04/2015 on Oh shit 0
#5 - what is that actually supposed to say, Facked with Fruit Nutrients?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2015 on Violated -1
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#10 - yodaddysofat (07/04/2015) [-]
I thought hoped you were dead
#7 - anon (07/03/2015) [-]
Packed
#6 - ayyylien (07/03/2015) [-]
HES BACK
#10 - why do she have a chin beard  [+] (21 new replies) 07/01/2015 on (untitled) +222
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#129 - alankybastid (07/02/2015) [-]
i don't think iv'e ever seen a comment of yours with green thumbs
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#135 - zetsuboukamina (07/02/2015) [-]
You've obviously not seen many of his comments then.
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#136 - alankybastid (07/02/2015) [-]
possibly. the ones i remember seeing were swimming in red though.
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#149 - dreygur (07/02/2015) [-]
I assume you were gone the past year or two
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#115 - aliennova (07/02/2015) [-]
She's supposed to represent the majority of gamers, which consist mainly of males currently, I add this because you know, butt hurt feminist, plus I look forward to the day where I spot my mom playing GTA
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#109 - angelious (07/02/2015) [-]
>>#23, its a guy. thats the usual avatar of himself he draws for his comics. but for the sake of the joke he gender bent it while leaving few qualities of the original model in.


also as far as i know. he has his own website
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#105 - lmOldGreg (07/02/2015) [-]
Biebergotswag is the first person to live long enough to become the hero.
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#113 - brcstar (07/02/2015) [-]
Uchihalover too. He was a shitposter, but he was our shitposter.
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#143 - holycrapimacupcake (07/02/2015) [-]
He was a flaming faggot. But he was out flaming faggot.
#132 - theycallmesatan (07/02/2015) [-]
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#117 - jusktiinah (07/02/2015) [-]
No.
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#126 - brcstar (07/02/2015) [-]
I liked him
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#157 - lmOldGreg (07/02/2015) [-]
Uchicha was quite annoying but bieber does make me laugh ironically
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#72 - zeldamasterace (07/02/2015) [-]
you're alive. neato
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#42 - mrpotatofudge (07/02/2015) [-]
theres no such thing as chicks with dicks

just men with tits
#104 - thegreentornado (07/02/2015) [-]
Good one
#69 - fonzythekid (07/02/2015) [-]
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#29 - flangel (07/02/2015) [-]
Here is the elusive bibergotswag he does not appear much what we learned a lot from his sightings
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#23 - reican (07/02/2015) [-]
she's from tumblr, though it is strange she doesn't have a fit due to all the game relations
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#20 - warioteam (07/01/2015) [-]
its a feminised version of the comic creator
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#11 - brcstar (07/01/2015) [-]
What's wrong Justin, can't stand the sight of a strong Nord woman?
#15 - today is not 7th of january 2015. it's 1st of july 2015. t…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/01/2015 on For you Amerifags 0
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#24 - sumerfag (07/01/2015) [-]
read the description you fuckwad
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#23 - jewishcommunazi (07/01/2015) [-]
Not really. The american calendar system is Month/Day/Year.
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#21 - anon (07/01/2015) [-]
Murica does Month/Day/Year because our corporate/business focus has everything operating in fiscal months.

Easier to do accounting shit this way.
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#20 - clasp (07/01/2015) [-]
America does month/day/year I think.
#775 - i'm never gone, i just became too busy to post as much as i use to. 06/30/2015 on biebergotswag's profile 0
#30 - sciencexplain, please help.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2015 on It's hard to explain 0
#48 - anon (06/30/2015) [-]
Hey, you're back
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#45 - rangerofthesea (06/30/2015) [-]
his legs are buried up to his knees
#31 - swirlytwirl (06/30/2015) [-]
You still work, but the light inside you has broken.
#17 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on [Palm sweat intensifies] -3
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#30 - pinecest (06/30/2015) [-]
I thought you were dead.
#60 - the bacon is a lie 06/29/2015 on porn comp -1
#55 - tumb zis up or your a fgt  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on FML Comp 0
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#70 - bloody cool comp, put me on the mention list. you got as …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on Vladi's infocomps 7: USA facts +1
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#102 - vladi (06/29/2015) [-]
Thumb the sticky and you're on it.
#49 - awesome, thanks. you are the best 06/29/2015 on Security blanket 0
#70 - it's not about being rich, it's about being a cunt. you'd be s…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2015 on wtf rich kids +70
#237 - anon (06/29/2015) [-]
I went to Taekwondo classes with a millionaire and his daughter and they were the chillest motherfuckers in the world. They dressed normal and they were hilarious and they were really friendly and nice.

Also, I kind of missed you.
Where you been at?
#218 - anon (06/29/2015) [-]
Eh, I've met some 'actually rich' folks in this category, too.

In fact I can safely say that you can be a cunt at ANY income bracket.
#150 - anon (06/29/2015) [-]
As if you have brain's.
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#134 - applesdontpee (06/29/2015) [-]
>some assholes whose income is barely more than average would waste all of their money on bullshit like these

yep that's my dad. except he spends it on himself to go out of town to find his "million dollar" acting contract
#49 - please no ban  [+] (8 new replies) 06/29/2015 on USA right now +23
#197 - anon (06/29/2015) [-]
I dont get it, help
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#265 - bannon (06/29/2015) [-]
At the London pride parade, someone affiliated with CNN spotted what she thought was an ISIS flag, turned out to be a flag with an assortment of sex toys on it.
#206 - shaturnex (06/29/2015) [-]
something about gays and buttplucks. eeeh i don't know either
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#227 - gainsgoblin (06/29/2015) [-]
I really don't get who thought it would be a good idea to make a mock ISIS flag using butt plugs and dildo shapes...
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#235 - questionableferret (06/29/2015) [-]
It's in the UK. We don't give a fuck about anybody's shit. If we think your flag is dumb we'll tell you exactly where you can go right ahead and stick it. And then CNN can do a report on it and look like absolute morons for not spotting that it's filled with dildos.

In the UK it's much harder to get someone angry over a flag, basically.
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#268 - gainsgoblin (06/29/2015) [-]
So it was more of a way to say fuck you to ISIS? That makes more sense to me then, I didn't think of it that way really. I'd just feel weird carrying a flag that resembles ISIS anyways.
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#283 - questionableferret (06/30/2015) [-]
In the UK we have a general gist of fucks not given. People genuinely don't care. We don't have deep-seeded racial hatreds (though this 'Blame the Muslims' thing has long-since gotten toxic), we don't really have any reasons to be aggressive to any nearby nations, we don't have any real enemies in the world, and we don't have any symbols of hatred in the country besides the international ones.

Even whatever hatred there is is treated more as a joke these days than as a real issue, though David Cameron's conservative government is really putting the 'united' in 'United Kingdom' to the test. Maybe we're all united in sheer hatred of him?

Anyway, in the UK we just make jokes about everything, because there's very few things we generally take seriously anymore, and the ones that do take stuff seriously are often looked at as weirdos or radicals. Lots of people get their news these days through stuff like Mock the Week:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ6_cRX1HLs

So an ISIS dildo flag doesn't really matter.
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#286 - gainsgoblin (06/30/2015) [-]
Makes a lot more sense to me now, if I saw it I'm sure I'd have a giggle. I hate it when people find things offensive, I just feel awkward in many situations, let alone carrying a butt plug flag XD
#29 - it's too unrealistic, when i heard the goagles i know right a …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on (untitled) +4
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#33 - dorkledumbs (06/28/2015) [-]
i love you

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#784 - garymuthafuknoak (12/10/2015) [-]
welcome back you glorious faggot
#783 - thrifty (12/09/2015) [-]
Oh **** son you're back
User avatar #782 - ilikegurlbutz (12/03/2015) [-]
I missed you
User avatar #781 - priestoftheoldones (11/13/2015) [-]
I love you
User avatar #780 - damianblu (11/12/2015) [-]
Welcome back golden one
User avatar #779 - jamesten (10/06/2015) [-]
he's back bitches
User avatar #778 - thejusticar (09/28/2015) [-]
post more stuff you faggot
User avatar #777 - biebergotswag (08/13/2015) [-]
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User avatar #776 - forszhen (07/13/2015) [-]
Are you retired?
#774 - vilobikee (06/30/2015) [-]
is it a bad thing that im happy you are back?
User avatar #775 to #774 - biebergotswag (06/30/2015) [-]
i'm never gone, i just became too busy to post as much as i use to.
User avatar #773 - norkasthethird (06/28/2015) [-]
pls die
User avatar #772 - theflyingdick (06/19/2015) [-]
allah akbar
User avatar #764 - lupusluzulu (06/15/2015) [-]
I thought you were dead.
User avatar #765 to #764 - biebergotswag (06/16/2015) [-]
you can't kill something that has no life.
User avatar #763 - optimussum (06/10/2015) [-]
welcome back
#762 - kingdaniel ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
He's back!
#761 - hopporto (04/26/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #760 - lightspeedtooslow (04/08/2015) [-]
Please return to full-on commenting, the trash I see everywhere makes me sad, because their bait is cheap and worthless
#759 - logickid (04/04/2015) [-]
got swag?
#759 - flutterkyu (03/22/2015) [-]
You're still dead to me.
You're still dead to me.
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