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crashbandicunt (07/02/2013) [-] hahahaha ur such a cunt lol
dawkins fan here. i think religion is for faggots (not gays lol) and jews. i bet ur a jew. i bet u have curly nipple hairs and wax them with jesus's smelly dick. U know dawkins invented memes right? He ******* went to oxford u dikhead. I bet u go to university of east london and study ******* pancake mixing with your bible class. get off the religion bandwagon or you'll die alone with all the other jews and jacket potato heads who weren't allowed to paint a picture of the monkey they worship.
people who hate on dawkings make me feel physically sick. he's changed my life forever. i feel like a free man now that i've read his books. seriously, you should read it and be enlightened, though ur probs not even clever enough to understand this message. i bet i could throw a better darts score with one dart than your whole iq you ******* peasant mongrel.
dawKING mate
even though it's dawkin.
he leaves the g out cos he doesn't believe in hierarchy. biologists are all saviours. go back and play in the sand with your money bag and pick the stones out of ur stoned friend. lol i bet he wishes he hadn't stolen that loaf of bread now. he should have prayed to allah more than five times a day. i bet he didn't even eat his 5 a day either. ******* smelly camel riders.
and i bet u think the holocaust is just a myth. go back and bash ur head against a wall and grow ur hair lol. mind the door on ur way out. wouldn't want ur nose to get caught. do u even wear a fedora? u've got to be classier than wearing those stupid tea cosies on ur head. get a fedora and grow a better beard than those squiggly noodles coming out ur ears lol
ok sorry for the rant lol. but if u can read, u should read dawkings books cos they're the **** and they'd like open u up to a whole new level of existence than where u at at the moment. i didn't want 2 lose my cool today but ur comment just ******* took all of my biscuits. you don't steal a man's bourbons u little ****
peace
dawkins fan here. i think religion is for faggots (not gays lol) and jews. i bet ur a jew. i bet u have curly nipple hairs and wax them with jesus's smelly dick. U know dawkins invented memes right? He ******* went to oxford u dikhead. I bet u go to university of east london and study ******* pancake mixing with your bible class. get off the religion bandwagon or you'll die alone with all the other jews and jacket potato heads who weren't allowed to paint a picture of the monkey they worship.
people who hate on dawkings make me feel physically sick. he's changed my life forever. i feel like a free man now that i've read his books. seriously, you should read it and be enlightened, though ur probs not even clever enough to understand this message. i bet i could throw a better darts score with one dart than your whole iq you ******* peasant mongrel.
dawKING mate
even though it's dawkin.
he leaves the g out cos he doesn't believe in hierarchy. biologists are all saviours. go back and play in the sand with your money bag and pick the stones out of ur stoned friend. lol i bet he wishes he hadn't stolen that loaf of bread now. he should have prayed to allah more than five times a day. i bet he didn't even eat his 5 a day either. ******* smelly camel riders.
and i bet u think the holocaust is just a myth. go back and bash ur head against a wall and grow ur hair lol. mind the door on ur way out. wouldn't want ur nose to get caught. do u even wear a fedora? u've got to be classier than wearing those stupid tea cosies on ur head. get a fedora and grow a better beard than those squiggly noodles coming out ur ears lol
ok sorry for the rant lol. but if u can read, u should read dawkings books cos they're the **** and they'd like open u up to a whole new level of existence than where u at at the moment. i didn't want 2 lose my cool today but ur comment just ******* took all of my biscuits. you don't steal a man's bourbons u little ****
peace
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crashbandicunt (07/02/2013) [-] At least you recognised my name. I was half expecting a **** storm.
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crashbandicunt (07/02/2013) [-] mate i was dead serious what the **** . you think this is a game?
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bezza (07/02/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Bible School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed conversions. I am trained in advance baptisms and I’m the top preacher of sermons in the entire catholic church past and present(bar J.C. of course). You are nothing to me but just another fedora loving faggot who loves nothing more than to sit on dicks as a hobby. I will save the **** out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Vatican spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your non-theistic belief . You’re ******* saved, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can convert you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed conversions, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Vatican City and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable non-theistic belief off the face of the earth and metaphysical plane, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* saved, kiddo.
