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#179 - Iced out Child Coffin 07/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
#10 - Picture 07/13/2014 on Old but helpful. +5
#76 - I'm pretty damn sure that, that is Lana del Ray. 07/11/2014 on Oh Shit 0
#1 - hahaha this video reeks of poverty and poor life choices. 06/30/2014 on those moves tho 0
#14 - That description... made my day 05/06/2014 on Hot piece of Ass 0
#17 - haha 04/28/2014 on the time has come +23
#54 - Glad to see a ****** do something positive.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2014 on faith in gorillas restored -5
#67 - megayoming (04/14/2014) [-]
Nigger is a uneducated black men that sucks on the nipple of the economy

black men are individuals of Society that assist in its formation or creation being educated and wishing for better like any human would

That primate is more heroic then you or i will ever be because we are human and should do better it is a creature of instinct and some how knew the situation and how to better assist then most people would

Don't put an animal of instinct in the same category as a human ever again step up racist
User avatar #73 - darthblam (04/14/2014) [-]
I agreed with your first 2 lines, but the other 2 were completely unnecessary and potentially incorrect, considering how often Tumblr makes up bullshit stories by taking pictures out of context.
User avatar #129 - megayoming (04/15/2014) [-]
I used skull knight as a resemblance of skullfukn his mind with knowledge
I agree the rest was not needed but its good to get hearts pounding and adrenalin pumping so they have a 50% in retaining the knowledge
#37 - This is why I don't like tumblr. both scenes are in different …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on RIP childhood 0
User avatar #58 - finblob (04/11/2014) [-]
are you actually being srs right now
#48 - It is yes 03/04/2014 on Ellen killed it last night 0
#18 - HAHAHAHA "django unchined but without the cool …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Ellen killed it last night -15
#39 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
Is that christopher Nolan in the bacground XD!
#48 - bezza (03/04/2014) [-]
It is yes
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#1 - crashbandicunt (07/02/2013) [-]
hahahaha ur such a cunt lol    
   
dawkins fan here. i think religion is for faggots (not gays lol) and jews. i bet ur a jew. i bet u have curly nipple hairs and wax them with jesus's smelly dick. U know dawkins invented memes right? He 						*******					 went to oxford u dikhead. I bet u go to university of east london and study 						*******					 pancake mixing with your bible class. get off the religion bandwagon or you'll die alone with all the other jews and jacket potato heads who weren't allowed to paint a picture of the monkey they worship.   
   
people who hate on dawkings make me feel physically sick. he's changed my life forever. i feel like a free man now that i've read his books. seriously, you should read it and be enlightened, though ur probs not even clever enough to understand this message. i bet i could throw a better darts score with one dart than your whole iq you 						*******					 peasant mongrel.    
   
dawKING mate   
even though it's dawkin.    
he leaves the g out cos he doesn't believe in hierarchy. biologists are all saviours. go back and play in the sand with your money bag and pick the stones out of ur stoned friend. lol i bet he wishes he hadn't stolen that loaf of bread now. he should have prayed to allah more than five times a day. i bet he didn't even eat his 5 a day either. 						*******					 smelly camel riders.    
   
and i bet u think the holocaust is just a myth. go back and bash ur head against a wall and grow ur hair lol. mind the door on ur way out. wouldn't want ur nose to get caught. do u even wear a fedora? u've got to be classier than wearing those stupid tea cosies on ur head. get a fedora and grow a better beard than those squiggly noodles coming out ur ears lol   
   
ok sorry for the rant lol. but if u can read, u should read dawkings books cos they're the 						****					 and they'd like open u up to a whole new level of existence than where u at at the moment. i didn't want 2 lose my cool today but ur comment just 						*******					 took all of my biscuits. you don't steal a man's bourbons u little 						****					   
peace
hahahaha ur such a cunt lol

dawkins fan here. i think religion is for faggots (not gays lol) and jews. i bet ur a jew. i bet u have curly nipple hairs and wax them with jesus's smelly dick. U know dawkins invented memes right? He ******* went to oxford u dikhead. I bet u go to university of east london and study ******* pancake mixing with your bible class. get off the religion bandwagon or you'll die alone with all the other jews and jacket potato heads who weren't allowed to paint a picture of the monkey they worship.

people who hate on dawkings make me feel physically sick. he's changed my life forever. i feel like a free man now that i've read his books. seriously, you should read it and be enlightened, though ur probs not even clever enough to understand this message. i bet i could throw a better darts score with one dart than your whole iq you ******* peasant mongrel.

dawKING mate
even though it's dawkin.
he leaves the g out cos he doesn't believe in hierarchy. biologists are all saviours. go back and play in the sand with your money bag and pick the stones out of ur stoned friend. lol i bet he wishes he hadn't stolen that loaf of bread now. he should have prayed to allah more than five times a day. i bet he didn't even eat his 5 a day either. ******* smelly camel riders.

and i bet u think the holocaust is just a myth. go back and bash ur head against a wall and grow ur hair lol. mind the door on ur way out. wouldn't want ur nose to get caught. do u even wear a fedora? u've got to be classier than wearing those stupid tea cosies on ur head. get a fedora and grow a better beard than those squiggly noodles coming out ur ears lol

ok sorry for the rant lol. but if u can read, u should read dawkings books cos they're the **** and they'd like open u up to a whole new level of existence than where u at at the moment. i didn't want 2 lose my cool today but ur comment just ******* took all of my biscuits. you don't steal a man's bourbons u little ****
peace

#2 to #1 - bezza ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
9/10 would read and laugh again.
User avatar #3 to #2 - crashbandicunt (07/02/2013) [-]
At least you recognised my name. I was half expecting a **** storm.
#4 to #3 - bezza ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
I didn't until after the comment, but 1 it was actually funny and 2 I didn't think the person writing that would be serious.
#5 to #4 - crashbandicunt (07/02/2013) [-]
mate i was dead serious what the 						****					. you think this is a game?
mate i was dead serious what the **** . you think this is a game?
#6 to #5 - bezza ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Bible School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed conversions. I am trained in advance baptisms and I’m the top preacher of sermons in the entire catholic church past and present(bar J.C. of course). You are nothing to me but just another fedora loving faggot who loves nothing more than to sit on dicks as a hobby. I will save the **** out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Vatican spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your non-theistic belief . You’re ******* saved, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can convert you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed conversions, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Vatican City and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable non-theistic belief off the face of the earth and metaphysical plane, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* saved, kiddo.
User avatar #7 to #6 - crashbandicunt (07/02/2013) [-]
10/10 easily
I sprayed holy water everywhere
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